Wait for it

Mar 1, 2020 10:19 AM

Twilightscar

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It's like a wet machine gun!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I thought a fan broke in the background! I hope she can edit because she continues her presentation.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It sounds like he’s spinning a prize wheel

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone needs to replace that sound on wheel of Fortune clip

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Definitely followed through. Fetch the mop

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Is this what we've been reduced to? Watching fart videos on social media?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

*promoted to. ftfy

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

These floor boards are a bit creaky don't you think?

6 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 0

and they smell funny too when they creak

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh god help me. I think I'm dying

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Just don't krap yourself

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The kid is probably stuck in the neighbor's tree.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck. That description and the sound had me buckled for 5 minutes. Poetry. Pure poetry.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mud.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo that must have hurt

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Her face is 9yo, her hands are 29yo.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love that she’s doing makeup reviews when she’s been wearing makeup all of 3 weeks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a pretty respectable fart, I'm not gonna lie.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The Horn of Helm Hammerhand will sound in the deep...one last time.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, i am in tears.

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Same

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Whoa did somebody step on a duck?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Poor kid. That look on her face is the look of someone who has to clean up what comes after that sound.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Why the fuck would she clean it up? He can do it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think she is caring for a young or disabled child.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Bitch all we know is he farted

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

His ass spoke in latin

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

... i thought she was gonna light a match at first and was like "Oh no honey don't you'll kill your entire family AND yourself!"

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 2

Bologna windmill slapping wet tile...hardest I've laughed all year.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Seriously!!!!!!!!! My dog thought I was dying ?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am snorting from laughing at this description

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Must've eaten some waffles.

6 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 2

Made waffles with blue food coloring. Could not stop laughing while the family ate them.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Cry-laughing at this. Had to shut it off or wake the house.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Worth waking them to see this.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I totally forgot about this video. Oh man it’s almost like experiencing it for the first time.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't get it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

It has sound

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Of the blue variety!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This deserves more upvotes, TY

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This ... this is pure brilliance why have o not seen this ? Thank you you can put it away now .. oh be sure to wash your hands +1

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

....."like a bologna windmill slapping wet tile"

6 years ago | Likes 566 Dislikes 6

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^i literally laughed like that when the sound in the video met the description. That is nasty bro

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then she continued with her vid haha

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Best. Description. Ever!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Im not convinced that kid was sleeping... I've never heard anyone craft such an expanse of volume in their sleep.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn it. I'm 36 and I'm still laughing at fart jokes.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Because they're the essence of humor.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are just good 'clean' fun

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

but like, tell me that isn't what this sounds like

6 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

Oh that's exactly what it sounds like, I've just never put those words together to describe a fart... I will always though henceforth

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s description made it 100x funnier for me.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Sound. v

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

WHY WOULD YOU GET CLOSER?! BRUH!

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I'm hoping he's going in to help get the weights off.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Then camera man is a MUCH better man than I am

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone in background has a hilarious laugh

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Not original audio.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

What’s the original? Wanna see it now too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not an expert but I think this might be it; https://youtu.be/cmO-2puOrqk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

if anyone would know its the Assmaster4000

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Watch out for them barking spiders.

6 years ago | Likes 190 Dislikes 3

Buck snorts

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...Dad?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah that last one damn near lifted him off the floor!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandparents said that to me when I was young and I legit thought barking spiders were an actual spider for longer than I care to admit

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Whoops stepped on a frog.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought my dad was the only one who did this!

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

me too!!!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My grandpa would follow it up with a stomp to the ground and would said "got em. Hope it wasn't a stink bug".

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are you... Me?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0