AntisocialEngineer
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Jan 4, 2017 2:05 PM
AntisocialEngineer
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ohmydeuce
NSFW
tacoparlor
Props to the person who saw the dryer-fire and thought "better get a picture."
gardenofsway
Does that sign on #3 say "Dispersi-fry"?
Aussiemt07
Duct tape NASA approved.
keppler38
oh man. Oh Man. OH MAN!
tred1975
mormacil
Noooooooooooooooooooooo
tleahf
That swing set. Wheeeee! *thud* Wheeeee! *thud*
Barjack
D I WHY?
AbbySomeoneAbbyWhoAbbyNormal
"What could possibly go wrong?" ~most of these people
imgroot88
"Hey I don't have balls that would hurt if this goes wrong so wth" -girl probably
Cotcan
I wonder if the girl in the first one is ticklish...
ireallyenjoyedthedeadpoolmovie
More like DIE
theboatsong
The parasol is great. The last one looks exactly like something I'd do....
AReitzel
Yeah it does look like something you would do... Hi!
Zetor
Yesterday, I discovered a screwdriver in my cars engine bay. It had been there since before Christmas.
jenw
My dad is a copier tech, I sent him that last one with the title 'DOH!'
ImFrank
Plot twist, theboatsong is a surgeon.
pyronyzen
And of course #2 is Australia
anodoin
The dumbginuity is impressive.
vahnn
Oh my fucking god... It's like somebody captured the essence of my ex gf perfectly and posted it on Imgur. Every one of these are SOOOO HER!
Lifeonearthcanbepleasantattimes
All seem fake.. Deliberately staged for fake points especially the first one
tmutrmn
DIY or DIE
WhatKindOfBeesMakeMilk
Your ass knew exactly what you were doing putting that image first. #imageclickbait
MysteryX95
This is fine*scrolls down* This is fine*scrolls down* This is fine *screams internally* This is fine
mycatToastwasafatasshole
Why does her ass look so awkward in that first photo?
PyroAvok
Cause she's trying to hold herself steady; not look good.
Noob3rts
This, this is how you have serious accidents.
Ihrtbeer
NOINOON
#1 That bike frame is from early/mid 90's and worth about $2000.
UnicornCock
#1 me when I'm out painting at night
Dsoir
I know a person who lost his son to an electrocution in circumstances similar to #6
slyvic
I actually like the one where they stuck the cable between the bricks.
DefinitelyNotAdolfHitler
Poor cable management is a sin. This person is clearly the most devout individual I've ever seen.
Anonawesome
I hate it. You could hide the cable so well behind the gutter, then just have one line going over at the top.
Visser3
Former installer, this def irks me
LePurplePhantom
And the overuse of wire on the 9th brick up...?
DonaldBlakeMD
That one bothered me. Why not run it up the pipe, roll up the slack, ziptie, and have the short cable run to the box.
hawkesnightmare
Though it upsets me that the bricks are laid unevenly.
RunOfTheMillMan
They aren't laid unevenly, they're just different sizes.
Meludan
Better don't study construction engineering. Because that's a usual way to build those walls.
hawkesnightmare
I know that, but normally, every other row lines up with each other. That wall is all over the place
AJMansfield
Not with that kind of bricks. That kind of bricks are always laid unevenly.
EkkuZakku
It upsets me that one part of the cable goes the long way around a brick instead of the short way...
666centsally
If you turn your phone to the side, it kinda looks like a skyline
EkkuZakku
*turns 24" monitor sideways* oh hey, that is a bit better!
666centsally
Well then I guess you could always tilt your head
BishlamekGurpgork
It's probably too use up slack in the cable.
Pafolo
If you built I'd complete even it would be much less stable and lose strength. Look at any brick or block building, there all staggered.
Pafolo
*Built it completely*
BishlamekGurpgork
I don't think he was referring to the fact that they're staggered, but the fact that the spacing and size of the bricks isn't consistent.
nihilistdad
What's wrong with #9?
Badabing1967
It's an extension cord - unqualified for this use.
nihilistdad
I know, but I like the idea.
FinallyRElephant
Warranty doesn't cover it, doesn't mean it won't work and be a great idea
nihilistdad
There's no reason why this would be any less safe than when it's not built in.
Badabing1967
I don't know - when all 3 outlets are used the outlets can become to hot and melt. It's only cheap plastic - the heat goes into the air.
nihilistdad
The wall has better heat capacity than air, that's for certain. Overloading an electric outlet is never safe, but that's a different matter.
Badabing1967
If he didn't attached the back somewhere it will come out of the wall sooner or later.
Wuz314159
My respect for German Engineering has been seriously diminished.
LawFiveGuy
Germans are not necessarily better engineers, they are usually just better at hiding their mistakes.
TheLexoPlexx
Acutally no, we are the better engineers lmao
LawFiveGuy
Are physics and calculus different in Germany? But, maybe you're right. If the US wrote the emissions s/w, it would've been found out sooner
TheLexoPlexx
Wow you seem to be really pissed because of what I said. But okay, the emissions s/w was ONE programm, by ONE company. [1/2]
TheLexoPlexx
Wow you seem to be really pissed because of what I said. But okay, the emissions s/w was ONE programm, by ONE company. [1/2]
LawFiveGuy
Not pissed, just being silly. I used to work for a German company. Great people. They were always changing things that didn't need changing.
TheLexoPlexx
But search for pretty much ANY Scientist or popular Engineer or invention and I can guarantee you by 60% he's german. [2/2]
Promethianfire
German plug... not necesarally in Germany.
TESTER610
No, this is a German plug
Promethianfire
All these shows are about corrupt police dogs...
Wuz314159
#10 is DEFINITELY Germany.
Badabing1967
I guess that will be some sensors for a testrun - to attach them without damage.
Promethianfire
...touche.
WaffleStompingIsAWayOfLife
Yeah Deutsche Bahn are infamous in Germany for being fucking terrible. Pretty sure there's a song about it
CarsonSerzyski
Number 14 is actually a real thing, they put tape on cracked walls like that or even in roads after earthquakes, so if the tape breaks or..
Schwingset
Agreed!
CarsonSerzyski
Unsticks they know the crack or seperation is getting worse
imnotthatblonde
CORRECT! also if it goes slack in the middle it shows the structure is moving
root1657
Same idea, different direction.
imnotthatblonde
yeh but a lot of people concentrate too much on it pulling apart forget that it going slack can be bad news too
root1657
Fully concur, additional movement in any direction "less than ideal".
Ihrtbeer
That's what she said
ThrowdaFischbach
Dryer vents catch fire all the time. That shit's dangerous.
SuperRockinMrMagic
Best thing to do is take picture first
SuperRockinMrMagic
Best thing to do is take picture first
Crayoneatingmoron
First reaction to fire: take photo?
2Rolov
Must be Samsung, no kidding
ErinFromTheOffice
Gotta get one of dem Lint Lizards.
PonyMadness
If you don't clean the lint trap, it's as bad as if you put clothes covered in flammable liquid in them
baconjeepthing
Don't screw your dryer vents together, tape them to avoid lint build up. Also clean the damn lint trap
Silvermanblue
My question is why would you snap a picture of a fire in your house
ThrowdaFischbach
Well, when in Rome...
carkuffb101
because no one is going to believe your washing machine did it.
januskincaid
I agree, but... that's a washer.
Snooj
Could be a combination washer/dryer. I don't see a second appliance next to it.
FknCasual
Nothing beats a cleansing fire
SirPoopsMagee
You're a washer
CatBlaster5000
How on earth can you tell?
summitshow
Doesn't matter... Washer can be shit fire hazardous as well. If the drum gets released from its position. Whole lotta smoke is gonna show!
Pnkfaerie
My mom came home from work late one night and did a load. Tossed it in the dryer and went to bed. Dryer caught fire while we were asleep.
HodgePodgekin
Are you typing from heaven right now? Is there free wifi? Can you still view mature Imgur content? I have more questions, too.
Pnkfaerie
Yes. Yes. Depends on what you consider mature - we are all naked here.
Opportunist
That's VERY mature. *blushes furiously!*
dotcomaphobe
OMG did you survive?
Pnkfaerie
We all did.
VILETEZCA
There was no survivors sadly
EmberTheWolf
Except one slightly retarded cat.