danat101
29623
721
31
I also cry a lot. Oh my god I cry every time I drink for 3 reasons: 1. Thinking about politics and the state of the world. 2. I love my boyfriend. 3. I think about Superman (2025)
This is for Alli
He’s waiting for his mommy :)
Me with Daniel Pemberton. Idk I thought he was a really cool black guy and go and look him up right now. I was disappointed to say the least
Gertie tax
Baby Bruce tax
Nessie tax
PearjuiceATX
#5 superman 2025 was awful and now I want to cry about it, too
danat101
You’re not welcome here it’s my favorite movie
BenjyX55
#19 Are you perhaps the Grand Nagus?
bikergeek6249
#17 my g/f was an avid fanfic writer and I"m pretty sure she was taking copious notes for later during some of the threesomes we had while we were fooling around with my b/f. (and I'm half convinced that's why she found me a b/f in the first place. "My g/f found me a b/f" will never not be one of the best stories ever.)
CrumbyCake
#30 probably gone be the last too at this rate
theartofmath
#11 https://youtu.be/fqGKZ3fzN1M
2Soon4Baboon
#1 you don't know how cool my shoes are though
Duckgooser
#28 we had fire doors at my school that did this.
silentjay01
#5 I become quieter and just become an observer when drinking alcohol. I listen to others conversations, i watch more closely those around me, and I LOVE watching Karaoke when drunk.
Cube193onXbox
#21 You haven't pooped in 12 and a half days? You ok?
ReaperCDN
#5 - Because it doesn't. Alcohol lowers your inhibitions. What you see with people who are drunk are how people would act when they don't have a conscience to help control themselves.
SecurityBadger
#11 I scrolled back for the comma, to see if it said "Go piss, girl" or "Go, piss girl", but I was surprised to realize it said "Go p,iss girl".
SeriousNonsense
#1
(Also, where's Liza Jane??)
Cube193onXbox
#21 You haven't pooped in 12 and a half days? You ok?
dooremouse
I have a couple of things with infant skulls. They aren't real of course. Cast molded art that was made by a friend of mine.
dooremouse
This one is my favorite.
lovehandlesmessiah
#5 I had gastric bypass in the early 2000s and it pretty much makes my liver turn it to toxins since it bypasses the part of the gut that absorbs it properly. Then I end up with acidosis and no buzz.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
#5 Same here sister, though, I’ve found whiskey creates a totally different animal in me.
goestrider
#8 That’s either a really messed up forced perspective, or somebody really doesn’t understand how a pizza box is supposed to work. Aside from the creepy interior.
TheRicM
Not to mention all the ink on the pizza
SalmonTheWise
Could be done by laser engraver, they're pretty cheap these days.
Eyhlix
"It's a me!"
WhaleFactsOfficial
Whale Facts here! I've read that article! It's really good! Whale falls turn into their own ecosystem; low feeders will consume about 200 pounds of meat for up to a year! This can be sharks, starfish, lobsters, and bone worms (which we haven't witnessed anywhere but whalefalls). Once all the meat is gone, the whalefall's skeleton provides a shelf upon which corals grow and thrive. 🐋🎶
iDrinkDrano
Whale Fact!!!!! : Heavy!
danat101
OMG A WHALE FACTS ACCOUNT?!?! This is awesome!! They’re so neat I love to learn about them. My mom has a whale tattoo of me and her as whales. lol that makes it sound like our faces are on whales- they just represent us!
sputnikrises
How do the bone worms get from whale to whale and how do the know where a carcass is? Do they swim? Can they smell a whale? Or are they already waiting everywhere in some kind of dormant state?
MrE158
What's the story with the "whale graveyard" recently found in the Indian Ocean?
AnniCannibal
It seems like the area where the whales are located is on a main migration route for beaked whales. Beaked whales swim very deep, and due to the sudden drop of the trench, it's theorized that the change in depth can give the whales decompression sickness, creating something of a hazard zone. The currents are also at play; once a carcass begins its float down, the current will carry it the rest of the way. That seems to be the early theory
al3xinw0nderland0000
#27 im so confused. whats going on?? does anyone have a link???
ArchaeoEejit
Damn Daniel.
al3xinw0nderland0000
I remember the meme from 2015, i dont have a clue what this is about tho, did the pentagon hijack the meme? i guess The Independent is where to look? sorry for being autistic lol im just trying to make sure i dont misunderstand and repeat misinformation
tl;dr: yes i am that dumb, no i am not being facetious
tibby
You and me both, friend; you and me both. I don't remember the meme as a picture entity, rather I remember people saying, "Damn, Daniel", though am still uncertain if that's a part of it, or the entirety of it. Sorry for not providing you with more helpful info, but felt like sharing that I too am strugglebussing hard.
al3xinw0nderland0000
<3
zbaerenlovesme
Hey, I think I got you! There was a vine, or short form video, of a teen saying damn Daniel. You can look that up. Well, turns out the guy, the teen, damn Daniel, he turned out to be a Republican/right winger dude bro. Then, because it is funny, someone made a meme saying he was a palantir AI. Its all very joke-meme. I'm sure someone can explain it better, but that's the best I can do right now, sorry
al3xinw0nderland0000
THANK YOU!
slightlybrokenegg
#28 they are called electromagnetic doors and they have been around for a long time. They were invented as a safety mechanism for facilities that need to be locked with people inside but needs to be fully opened quickly in an emergency.
cuzitsthere
I worked nights at a hotel when I was fresh out of high school, the lobby doors EM locks were wired to a light switch under my desk... Pretty neat, they unlocked with a guests key card. That's how we knew it was a day shift co-worker that robbed me at knife point.
Musicosity
How would that let you know it was a co-worker? It could've been a guest, no?
cuzitsthere
It wasn't the only bit of evidence, just a starting point. Like, it was a key card, nobody else of that height/size was seen on the hallway cameras afterwards, the guy keyed for a room that was vacant... I recognized his voice, but that was flimsy compared to all the obvious shit that popped up in the actual records.
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
Ok. That was a wild turn in the finale clause.
cuzitsthere
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NW44bW80b3Z3ZTF6aWhubWlvZGVxZmxiazhjNWQzNWhiaHRqNHppbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tXTqLBYNf0N7W/200w.webp
jnmjnmjnm
#5 Alcohol makes people act like themselves.
Violent people get more violent, and giggly sluts get gigglier and sluttier.
MechKelly
I can be plenty slutty without alcohol.
jnmjnmjnm
Imagine the heights (depths?) you could reach!
3Davideo
So my true self is sleeping outside, overnight, in a wheelbarrow?
(I kid, I don't actually drink.)
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
That can't be right, otherwise that'd mean I'm naturally depressed, asocial, and tormented by difficult memories, which is... Oh.
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
It doesn't really do anything to me... Does that mean I'm always my true self?
jnmjnmjnm
Yes.
Quesadildos
I just fall asleep...
Duckgooser
Righto
WarKittyKat
Alcohol makes me want to cuddle cats.
jnmjnmjnm
Is there something preventing you from being affectionate towards cats when sober?
Social pressure? Lack of your own cat?
WarKittyKat
The fact that I have to occasionally do other things, mostly.
jnmjnmjnm
Fair.