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DeusDevoid
That would make you *stupid
DirtDiver
" I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
donkeyshorts
65 likes?
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
Do you even li.... you know what, I think I'll just go now. I'm sorry.
NuckFuggets
I wouldn't want to transport blood either.
avidimgurian
Bro, Can you even give-me-a-lift?
mannyxo
Best comment all day, thank you.
graymac
Perfect use here!
coopbsox
Make your money whore
djcdod
I'm not a cashier, but if you are buying stuff from me I expect money.
ThomYorkesLazyEye
Ambulance Driver Problems
StirringLemonade
....Taxicab confessions anybody?
ChicagoBadger
Do... do you even lift?
minimus
that would make you a *bloody taxi service
Nevv
Gas, Grass, or Ass.
leonist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AeCVwAXcfA
fourthnail
Nobody rides for free!
55555Johnson55555
LOL i'm collectin somethin!
shineycupcakes
I think what he meant was "I'm not a chauffeur" but... this is funnier.
RickBlackwell
Chauffeurs get paid too.
luk3
I'm not a prostitute, but if I sex you I expect money.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Of course not. I'm filming it. You're a porn star.
Partush
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/241/9e9.gif
ChakkaMofo
Rates and availability?
Minimum wage; 24/7/365
IAMTHECZAR
I am not an atm, but please insert pin number.
I'm not a kid, but my parents are a pair of goats.
I'm not your mom, but I expect flowers on mother's day.
I'm not a drug dealer, but when I give you my shit, you better return me with some dolla bills, yo.
I am not Zeus, but I did fuck a a girl dressed as a bull.
Hello, Jesse Pinkman.
DeusDevoid
That would make you *stupid
DirtDiver
" I do not think it means what you think it means" - Inigo Montoya
donkeyshorts
65 likes?
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
Do you even li.... you know what, I think I'll just go now. I'm sorry.
NuckFuggets
I wouldn't want to transport blood either.
avidimgurian
Bro, Can you even give-me-a-lift?
mannyxo
Best comment all day, thank you.
graymac
Perfect use here!
coopbsox
Make your money whore
djcdod
I'm not a cashier, but if you are buying stuff from me I expect money.
ThomYorkesLazyEye
Ambulance Driver Problems
StirringLemonade
....Taxicab confessions anybody?
ChicagoBadger
Do... do you even lift?
minimus
that would make you a *bloody taxi service
Nevv
Gas, Grass, or Ass.
leonist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AeCVwAXcfA
fourthnail
Nobody rides for free!
55555Johnson55555
LOL i'm collectin somethin!
shineycupcakes
I think what he meant was "I'm not a chauffeur" but... this is funnier.
RickBlackwell
Chauffeurs get paid too.
luk3
I'm not a prostitute, but if I sex you I expect money.
mywaysnotverysportsmanlike
Of course not. I'm filming it. You're a porn star.
Partush
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/264/241/9e9.gif
ChakkaMofo
Rates and availability?
luk3
Minimum wage; 24/7/365
IAMTHECZAR
I am not an atm, but please insert pin number.
IAMTHECZAR
I'm not a kid, but my parents are a pair of goats.
IAMTHECZAR
I'm not your mom, but I expect flowers on mother's day.
minimus
I'm not a drug dealer, but when I give you my shit, you better return me with some dolla bills, yo.
IAMTHECZAR
I am not Zeus, but I did fuck a a girl dressed as a bull.
luk3
Hello, Jesse Pinkman.