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MRW I'm steaming drunk at 4am and the kebab dude refuses to let me in after closing time
Oct 3, 2016 1:26 PM
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Glasgow351
Some Imgur giffer needs to add in a drum set for this little dudes mad solo.
Poopoopeepeevagina
NIGHT HOWLERRRRRS
ThinkOfSomethingCleverOhFuckShitDamn
NeverDunNuffin
TheBlackLodge
I'm assuming you are Scottish since you wrote "steaming"?
87bru
Dutch - but I did learn it from a Scotsman!
LAB1A
Why do they close at 4 am?
FoxySpirit
That enclosure look too drab and small. Otter wants out. Otter not happy.
LordJollyton
Found the brit
99problemsbutmycataint1
+1 "steaming drunk"
CyborPolice
Kebab what the sh^+
CaptainGrowler
@theottergirl
buckturgidson
jesus, someone bring that otter some fresh enrichment
kisselFL
HRW
Peggus
Your gif game is applause worthy.
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
Settle down there Nard Dog.
steikewaffel
You would probably been served dry rat meat anyway. These shops don't give a fuck when people are too drunk to notice.
colopctech
Wax on. Wax off. This you will do Daniel-san.
tipdub
lol
colonelrussia
After an hour
renegadebutts
I've never seen a furious otter before.
hoffbox
WHY WHY WHY
Snowberries
Judy Hops is on the case
fragfrog
Mr. Otterton? From Zootropolis/-topia/-mania?
skstarne
At first I thought that tube was blowing a shit ton of air and otter was trying to fight it like animals do from time to time...
lifeisapicnic
Kebab dude wants to go home man
AholeLottaNadaPradaEnchilada
Mew the night howlers kick in
Aashaikh
Isn't the kebab dude from 9gag
ugunaeatdat
Poor thing
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
I once locked the door on someone 20' away from the door because the clock ticked over to closing time. It was glorious.
thedissident
Once slammed the security gate down when some kids showed up knocking on the door to trade in some games after closing time. Applause ensued
Goronhead
"Can't you still let me in?" Nope, we closed. "But what if I-" Nope, we closed.
goldenhours
Savage
wardenda
As a former retail manager, that was the TITS when I got to do that to someone.
Chris412cs
That must have been incredibly satisfying.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
It was, but it was midnight and i had a whole subway to clean by myself, so nuts to him. Dont expect to be served 20 seconds before close.
serenityred
I used to work at Enterprise. We would lock the doors and curl up behind the desks if customers were still trying to come in after close.
ViciousOtter
People trying to enter a shop 5 before/after closing time need to be put in jail, at least.
VodkaReindeer
Same with shop keepers who activate their grill when they open the shop and then tell early birds that they have to wait 20 mins for it.
legacyweaver
2) close anyway so what does a few more orders matter? The grills are still hot, nothing has been put away yet. You're open until midnight,
SweetBabyJesusBaconFlavoredNutellaMountainDewApplePieMooQuack
If it a table of a few people, I don't mind it but a large table thats another story.
hungryhungrycactus
If it's still sort of busy I don't mind people coming in late. It's when we've been dead for an hour and people come in 5 min before that su
justpointingouttheobvious
The people who actually own the shop would probably disagree with you. There's a reason they aren't closed at (Insert hour): 55.
ViciousOtter
Still horrible when you had no one 8h00 to 8h55, and someone come inside and leave at 9h10 without any purchase because she's "just looking"
daisyfrankenstein
Haha your username is so fitting in this scenario.
NaughtyCannibal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4LHLM4WIw0
breakfastburner
I agree, viciousotter.
justpointingouttheobvious
Spoken like someone who has spent far too long in retail. The customer hatred runs deep in this one.
legacyweaver
1) When I worked at McDonald's a lifetime ago, we understood that anyone who walked in a minute before closing got served. You stay later to
UncomfortableTruths
Oh behalf of hungry people everywhere, I appreciate you.
only90skidswillgetthis
Hmm, don't completely hate customers? Let me guess, you no longer work in fast food and were hired to a better job.
legacyweaver
Yeah, and thankfully I don't deal with the public anymore, but it made me aware of how I treat service people and I'm always polite.
khanman91
Thank you! People love to complain about this. They're business hours. It's that simple. I worked retail for years. You work until close.
khanman91
That being said, if they don't know what they want or need you have every right to tell them to gtfo past close.
SnakeHitler
We should holocaust them
only90skidswillgetthis
legacyweaver
3) not 11:50pm. That's how it works -_-
dontcallmeplath
Or walking into a coffee shop 5 min to close to demand a fresh pot of whatever just for you. It takes +/- 20min to brew and then we toss it?
untraceabledildo
Yeah but working in a restaurant if you walk in 5 minutes before closing time and order apps and entrées that'll take the kitchen 40 min1/2
untraceabledildo
Then yer a douche
skelitor120
The difference is when you work at a place where you can leave anytime after the doors get locked as soon as your work is done (1/2)
skelitor120
(2/?) I work at a place where we have to leave specific 'posts' in order to do our closing routine, something we can't do if there's still
skelitor120
(4/4) 10:30, and though we get paid for those extra minutes, we just wanna go home dude.
skelitor120
(3/?) customers in the store -- So having a customer walk in 5 minutes before closing can be the difference between getting off at 10:01 or
Timmah612
But.... what about when you are rrreeeeaaaaalllllyyyyy drunk, and you dont even know what time it is and just kind of wander in?
ViciousOtter
JAIL !
Timmah612
*sobs* but there were so many stores i havent gone into just before closing yet, dont lock me up now.
Timmah612
My friend and i went into a chipotle about 10 before they closed and ordered like 15 burritos for everyone else who couldnt/wouldnt walk
Timmah612
To get food. This was in the heart of a college campus too haha.
ViciousOtter
It's like the worst nightmare happening for those chipotle workers. I require life sentence !
Chris412cs
You are an asshole, and you should be ashamed.