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"Trump attended the World Cup final held Sunday at the MetLife Stadium in New Jersey. Following Spain’s victory over Argentina, the president shook hands with Rodrigo Hernández Cascante – known as Rodri – who was named a “key figure” in Spain’s run to the World Cup title.
Rodri is also listed as standing 6-foot-3, but in a video shared by the White House’s “Rapid Response 47” X account, Trump is clearly seen to be several inches shorter than the soccer star."
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-height/
Munchman347
Guess he ran out of 'push-up' diapers...
mondeca
He's still wearing lifts, tho
lackinglife
I'm willing to believe he was once that tall. But that hunch backed gremlin sure isn't anymore
LitterBoxKing
I don't think I've ever seen him stand straight and upright.
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
And they shared it XXDD
Randomice
Same height as Infantino who is 5'11
Andersen81
Maybe a bit shorter, Infantino is bald and thump has a hay stack on top.
CookieMonstersCrumbs
Don't forget about the lifts in his shoes
Dakemesh
Several inches shorter than a number of people in the pic in fact.
yellowdog214
HE LIED?!?? If he’ll lie about his height, what else do you think he’d lie about?!?! OMG. I am officially no longer an Magat. That was the final straw. We must impeach.
probablywontbearoundlong
Need that guy on youtube who cam take measurements by angles and stuff by just what's in the pictures. They have the trophy right there. I'm sure the measurements are available, and if that guy is 6'3 you could use it to finish the rest of the picture to the ground by measuring how many trophies high he would be. Then you'd have to estimate the angle him and Trump are standing at. Bet it could be done though.
Resistance1000
Also a White Trash House photo...
Affray
This picture makes me feel like Trump was maybe 6'1" once upon a time and that's about it.
orp0piru
Obama is 6' 1.5"
Heelcat70
That's still pretty tall for a pile of shit.
ToenailClippingsJar
How many kourics?
Heelcat70
Too many, but I don't have a conversion table.
Jamnew60
Trump is 5’ 9’’ without those lifts. The loaded diapers are making him appear even smaller.
Targe0
MAGA doing mental gymnastics to justify it: “It's just the perspective of the camera, he's just standing further back so looks smaller”
“It's a Fake image”
What other ways do you think they will try to get around the fact Trumps not as tall as he says he is, even though he's around average height and is actually slightly above it for a man. But that's not good enough for his delicate ego.
OnceBotheredTwiceShy
Hueroc
Though if Rodri is still in his cleats from the match, that is gonna add a couple inches on his side too
Kazpur81S
Don’t forget the 325mg per day Aspirin regimen with all the other shitloads of blood thinners. Throw in heavy doses amlodopine and lisinopril, maybe some brilinta and metropolol
theInfinitelyProlonged
LitterBoxKing
He can't even be truthful about one of the most basic and irrelevant pieces of personal description. And the entire administration supports it.
Knifesmith
And the funny thing is; does anybody at all even give the tiniest shit whether he's 5'10' or 6'3"?
He could be 4'10", and all the MAGgAts would still line up to suck his tiny mushroom.
Everyone else doesn't care how tall he is, and just wants to see him permanently horizontal.
stillnodog
His insecurities about his manliness is for sure one of the reasons he ran for president and why he bombs Iran, sucks up to other dictators, wants his name everywhere etc.
Had he not been born into wealth and power, he’d drive a monster truck and be a police officer.
7qd26tttv7
He'd drive a rascal scooter and be dependant on the state.
stillnodog
Since he’s one of the dumbest people alive, maybe. But, look who they take in in the police force? An insecure man with delusions of grandeur is right up their alley!
But, as a compromise, I’ll settle for an ICE agent (depending ofc on another fascist was leading the country and expanding ICE in the way this one does…)
stillnodog
(Also. My point was that he’d to anything to feel better about himself, which would mean looking for ways to gain a sense of power over others. Either way, he’d be a wife beating, racist pedo rapist - and that fits the bill of a police officer!)
Eyeetsass
Regime. And administration governs. A regime rules by decree. Calling it an administration lends it credibility it hasn’t earned.
LitterBoxKing
That's fair.
SolarJoel
Somebody's *surprised* by trump lying about something?
breakingcode
and that's with his 3" lift shoes.
furballsoffury
The hardest working shoes on Epstein Island and beyond. Those poor things have been cankeled to the extreme.
breakingcode
At least he has his little demented corpulent fuck anti-tilt pillows give them a leveling off break every now and then.
Knifesmith
"several inches shorter" while wearing platform shoes I'm sure.
wobblecopterrrr
he's old, fat, and shrinking, nobody would give a shit if he could just stfu.
psmith00
and was he already wearing his lifts at the time. that would make him even shorter than suspected from this picture.
Copperbrat
Well, Infantino is 5'11", and Dump looks a hair shorter than him. I'm not a mathematician tho.
camn333
Was anyone really fooled into thinking that Trump was actually 6' tall?
BrickSprickly
The stupid, yes
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Alykat06660
When was that?
AntaNce
In any photo of this shit gibbon, one must subtract at least 2 inches from the estimate to compensate for the LIFTS IN ITS SHOES.
infernoisbestmap
He probably was about 6'2 when he was younger but he is 80 which means he's lost a lot of height. For reference Gianni Infantino (to his right) is a 1/4 inch shy of 6' which trumps looks level with him. That would mean he's lost at least 2 inches, probably 3-4 depending if he's wearing lifts too.
AsianLeprechaun
Republican voters.
eronth
Yes. Probably nobody reasonable, but yes some people have been fooled into thinking that.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
So Trump lied?
cuttysark
This is normal. We get our height measured for something like a driver's license while in our teen years and then never again. We get shorter over time.
I still don't like pedo pres though
stillnodog
He has obviously shrunk, but is it reasonable to shrink THAT much? Keep in mind though that he also wears lifts…
Since he’s been manipulating the outwards image of himself, incl faking doctor reports, I don’t think him bribing someone to make his hight taller in his documents is a very far step…
He has been taller, yes! And he’s been taller than the average, but adding an inch or two from the get go seems like something he’d do. He is the poster child of being insecure in one’s manliness.
michigander
I get measured by my doctor at my yearly physical - yours don't do that?
cuttysark
no and I have noticed it too. I am old though, it may have something to do with it.
RetrogradeLlama
He’s 5’ 11” in his lifts. That means he’s really only 5’ 10”. At 260 lbs, his BMI makes him morbidly obese.
Dontstopbelever2000ismyfavoritesoap
I mean, so does mine and if you saw me you'd go "damn, that is spot on"
Affray
1)According to that chart I'm obese at 5'9" and a bit over 200 pounds. Everyone in my family is naturally muscly, which makes us heavier
Affray
2)than average while not being chubby, but we've all been considered overweight or obese by schools or doctors who follow that chart.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Buuuut his doctor said he only has 4.5% body fat!!!
TheSecondPiewackit
Nah bruh. I'm 5'10" and 260, and while I got a little extra goin on I'm not "morbidly obese". Him? He ain't 260. He /is/ morbidly obese tho.
RetrogradeLlama
I’m going by medical BMI standards for sedentary people.
GrenithTheSkald
Never trust BMI. I am 6'1 and 200lbs and I classify as "Overweight" despite the fact I am so skinny that my doctor has told me to put on weight.
The BMI index is basically just completely BS measurement system that just takes your weight/height and tosses out a arbitrary rating. It doesn't take into account bone structure/physique at all. Muscle is treated the same as fat under BMI.
According to BMI, someone like Jason Mamoa is considered nearly obese at 6'4 and approx. 240lbs of pure muscle.
RetrogradeLlama
I should have specified BMI for sedentary people. FWIW, I'm the same way. According to BMI, I weigh too much. But I have no extra pounds to lose.
7qd26tttv7
Giannis Antetokoumpo and Kevin Durant are the same height and weight. HUGE difference in physique, muscle mass, appearance etc.
michiyl
Not morbidly enough, sadly
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Let me know when he’s 6 feet under.
BenderRodriguz1010
CallMeMcGyver
Best comment of the day 👍
ILovedUnicornsFirst
countbassy
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redtruck
Sorrontis
I prefer if we did the Osama treatment. Don't let the fucker have a final resting place for other Nazis to worship
JohnSatclaire
It’d be a crime to deprive humanity of its greatest public toilet, though.
Delathi
But anyone can piss on his grave by just going to the beach, it’s easy!
7qd26tttv7
Maritime burial in the Ganges.
Checks both boxes.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
You know, even though there is already human shit in there, I would still feel super disrespectful about tainting the river that way. Lol
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Throw him in a dump. They can name it after him. The Trump Drump. Fitting, IMO.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
They can all stay there.
Sorrontis
A worthy compromise
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I mean, I like your idea too, though.
Sorrontis
Split the idea, and bury half in the dump, and dump half in the ocean?
Ludus
The pedo has been on TV his whole life; you can literally see him next to and be significantly shorter than known 6'3 (or lower) celebs.
Affray
You must not have heard about fake news. It's like regular news but it deletes itself from some people's memories. Not sure why.