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May 31, 2024 3:10 PM
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HeraldOfTheBadger
Gay prometheus
NikkiHuskyMum87
We didn't steal shit. They abandoned the rainbow!
MoonMoon89
"God is all powerful and all knowing." also "LGBT stole the rainbow when god wasn't looking and he would like it back now, pretty please!"/s
ThailandExpress
If god can’t protect his rainbow from being appropriated, he’s a pretty weak god
TheMouseOfMadness
If a bunch of gay people can steal something from your all powerful god, you're worrying about angering the wrong one
AmericasTorturedBrow
Happy (almost) pride month! Congrats on stealing from god!
RoyWolfe
"Worst example of cultural appropriation ever: Christians stealing the cross from Romans. It's theirs, they invented it. Give it back." (No, this is not my stance, both statements are inane.)
natebitatibetan
I'm pretty sure people could draw two intersecting lines before the Romans.
RoyWolfe
Indeed!
FakeFlagger
This is beside the point of this post but my favourite thing is when religious people use a verse or a chapter from their book as some sort of justification or backing for their outrageous statement. As if their book would actually add credibility or weight to their statement. As if it actually meant anything at all. These people man... these fuckin' people...
djrinni
Like a fabulous version of Prometheus
Puolitettupuolituttu
So, what other cool stuff are the deities holding onto, and how do we filch it?
djrinni
The powerful Gender Fluid. You drink it and become whatever you feel you are. If only we could get hold of it.
lovehandlesmessiah
Fire, bitches. You’re welcome.
wobblecopterrrr
If we’re going there, he also invented queers.. And the devil…
brokenturtle
people can actually see a rainbow as appose to .... nevermind
pareidoliaperson
It was never was about the rainbow. It was about them and us.
smorsdoeuvres
A salient point wish I could give more than +1
FakeFlagger
The gays more powerful than god. Confirmed by whoever this guy is
vorodar
If God is omnipotent, can He create a gay even more powerful than Himself?
skapanda616
bourbonandbaddecisions
I spoke to Jesus and he said dads cool with the gay community using it.
trondason1
Gays didn't steal the rainbow. Homophobes abandoned it.
WaterNerdDummy
I joke with a few of my gay/bi/whatever friends that the rainbow belongs to children and they better give it back!
SpiteLip
never forget, a rainbow is God's promise not to hold another mass extinction event because he wasn't getting enough attention.
Zange0
Not to hold another mass extinction event *by flooding*
HelpfulCorn
Climate change would like a word
SuperPickle17
but smaller genocides are still ok.
Randomice
It's not God's. He gave it to humanity. It's ours.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
Sorry, I'm using it right now, can humanity come back tmrw
SupposablyPersnickity
So then, the LGBTQIA+ folks stole the rainbow from everyone else. All of them. Still a considerable achievement.
Randomice
Not really, got a rainbow colored thingy here on my desk. They have more to steal. Better get to it.
lovehandlesmessiah
Yahweh is the literal god of takesie-backsies.
MrNobodyWTB
pureponytree
Science exists if you believe or not. It’s wonderful to have eyes that see the spectrum.
NeoAcario
He gave it as a sign of peace and love... after the flood. To signify that he would never try to kill off humanity with a flood again. Supposedly.
BlackBearChopSticks
Gaza and Ukraine appreciate this kind gesture.
AnImgurianformerlyknownasfuzzylogic
God wasnt really doing anything good with it anyway. Let them have it.
taez555
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine!
KatBea
I’m pretty sure Mother Nature has more to do with the rainbow than god. 😜
CitizenPrime
Isn't God almighty and all-powerful?
Seminole4ever
#1 It would seem that “God” isn’t as all-knowing or all-powerful as his cult would have us believe since The Gays stole his rainbow and he can’t get it back. He should have heard them coming in their pumps (guys) and sensible work shoes (gals). /s
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
The LGBTQ community is hardly the first thing that stole it. I was in grade school in the 80's. Rainbow Brite, unicorns with rainbows, hell, a lot of E.T. The Extraterrestrial, and even Mork & Mindy stuff had rainbows on it. Funny "God" was never bothered by fictional aliens "stealing" it.
natebitatibetan
Nevermind that Dorothy girl from Kansas either...
johnspeck2
So that means republicans stole elephants from god? Fuck off with this logic.
jaxomdad
vorodar
Look, what *has* God done for you lately? I'm sure that with less prayers to a gay person I can get some margaritas or something.
natebitatibetan
Technically the city of Cusco, Peru (June 9, 1978) stole it first 16 days before the Gays (June 25, 1978) did. The city relinquished the flag in 2021 allowing it to align with its tribe.
DumpsterSauce
Fascists stole the American flag, I'll call it even.
ThomasThundersword
Can people stop fucking posting about pride month on the 31st? i’m chill with pride and all that, but y’all motherfuckers keep giving me a mini-heart attack thinking it’s June 1st already. i have important shit to do on june 1st and you keep making me think i missed it!!!! is this the gay agenda? to give me a panic attack? that feels oddly personal. What’s next, changing my alarm clock so i’m late for work?
skapanda616
No.
ThomasThundersword
but but. how will i survive and keep my sanity if the whole world doesn’t bend to my whims and abandon all desires but to make my life easy!!
skapanda616
JayDeeDubs
The gays should really steal more things from god. Rainbows aren't enough
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
The world needs an outspoken, gay Nascar driver, with flamboyant colors on his suit and car. Watch half of the bible belt have a collective brain hemorrhage, being torn between the things they love and hate the most.
Snooj
Steal his chastity.
PosthumousExile
He might be into that 👀 he loves everyone...
meansweans
Steal the church.
Ijustsigneduptoupvotethis
Things gays have stolen from Christians, being kind to your neighbour.
johnvictor
Nah, not from god, from the right.
wadatahmydamie
They should give things too. Like they should give rainbow dildos to local churches
sometimesarobot
Boats next. Boats with animals on them. Zoos on ships. Aquariums.
JayDeeDubs