Even Trump lies better than this lol

Mar 10, 2025 3:32 PM

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Granted, I agree that she did intentionally do what she did BUT she is a teenager. Should her poor choice be nationally discussed? There is a reason minors’ names are redacted from public forums.

Give the girl consequences and therapy not national condemnation.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So now everyone knows what she looks like AND that she's a terrible fibber. Good work, girl!

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

*Chirp*

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

On the one hand, nobody should call her "ghetto" or any other racist/classist slurs. On the other hand, she should voluntarily resign from this or any other competition until she serves penance for her actions and gets professional help for her clear lack of judgement, compassion, and morals.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Nah, she did it on purpose but the death threats and racist stuff I’ve read that she’s getting is beyond wack.

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

This is battery. Pure and simple. She should be arrested and charged.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What a cunt. Accident, my ass.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

No, what happened was, you hit her in the head with baton because she was passing you and you are a sore loser.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

That was NOT an accident. It was assault.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Psychopath

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Straight to jail, fuck your feelings.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

What a liar

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Narcissistic sociopath. Boo-fuckin-hoo

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This 9 seconds is enough to know

“When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time” Maya Angelou

2 years ago | Likes 1030 Dislikes 0

"We would have believed you shot her accidentally, but you changed magazines...twice."

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Current events show that people aren't that observant

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And yet, they elected Trump again...

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

MAGA only believes narcissists who are like them, bigoted, white, males. They don't believe narcissists who happen to be black or female.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

DOCTOR Maya Angelou

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

As a PhD holder, please no. Besides, the doctorate is just about the least impressive thing about her.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 6

I had no idea she was awarded a Doctorate! TIL- Thank you

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

See? That’s why we don’t leave it out.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Resident Alien?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lol I should have used this gif

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lol next time I loose balance I'll def make sure my arm doesn't get cooked back ready to strike. Shit. Even the outline of the muscles in her arm show she's smacking the shit out of her opponent

2 years ago | Likes 655 Dislikes 3

A loose balance? You should see a doctornoe, to lose balance...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 24

*lose

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

*cocked back

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It was 'an accident' though and it 'just rolled up her back', and she could immediately see the other girl was hurt.

So she stopped to help, right? ...right?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought it was, why dont we think about her side, shebwas only doing what ever it took to win the race. If it was a guy, theyd say he has so much potential ahead of him. /s

2 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 2

Not just a guy, if it was a black dude you'd be seeing fb posts from 2014.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

2 years ago | Likes 59 Dislikes 1

Barbra Streisand would be so proud, no-one knew about this before today, now we know you are a horrible person and a liar.

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

Is this in reference to the picture of her house that she made a stink about, and inadvertently spread the picture even more? I only just heard about that so I'm not sure if there's something else about streisand I'm missing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah. That's where the "Streisand effect" line was coined.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep first I've heard of this.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just a shitty person doing a shitty thing and being called out for it. Move along folks,move along,nothing to see here.

2 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 4

If a person is called out and no one is there to hear it, tf's the point.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

She is only crying because she got caught...

2 years ago | Likes 1935 Dislikes 6

Sociopath as in the books :/

2 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 1

Fake tears

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I mean, have you seen her? It's clearly the fault of white people anyway, clearly innocent!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 49

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2 years ago (deleted Apr 30, 2025 8:10 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

How dumb does she have to be to attack her opponent twice and claim it was an accident?

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Livin' in America!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Witnessed...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly. Fuck that bitch

2 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

"...because of a 9 second video... of me hitting a fellow athlete who was clearly whuppin my ass on the track so I hit her with my baton so she would not beat me." - Corrected quote

2 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

She's deploying the American corporate defence.

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 1

I believe BP is British Petroleum. So that is just a corporate defense.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Honestly i wouldnt piss on her to put out a fire. Ppl say no have empathy for ppl like this but no, have empathy for the people around them because this is barely human, make some people live with the gorillas where they fucking belong.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

R Kelly enters the chat...

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Careful with “gorillas.” It could be mistaken for a racial slur. And gorillas in the wild are actually rather nurturing and supporting of each other within their social groups.

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Hey man i get my simians wrong all the time, and i certainly didnt mean any racial slur. Are u sure its the gorillas that are the kind ones? I thought those were only bonobos and chimps, and then only in certain societies since they are quite complex and capable of war (yep, they do fucked up shit just like humans actually, for spite).

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Crossing guard gorilla:

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love it yep but they will fuck u up just for existing near them just saying

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the smoke alarm... bruh

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

Why is this a thing?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i don't know, I imagine lots of people don't replace their smoke alarm batteries or replace them. I was teaching a kid who started working with us over teams and he's of Indian decent, but yea also had the smoke alarm battery warning chirp. Quite distracting

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't want to say it.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'm honestly amazed hard batons haven't been used like this a lot more.

Maybe they should be replaced with something else.

2 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 4

yeah lets make running more safe lol

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Probably because most runners aren't bags of shit?

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Swords would be much more effective.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd pay good money to see a relay with foam LARP swords where you were allowed to score extra points with recorded hits on other racers.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I mean, kind of defeats the purpose of running the race if you instantly lose when you do that. Like how there are very few shooting deaths in biathlons lol

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But like a lot of cheating there's a nonzero number of times you cheat and no one catches you, or your cheating, while disqualifying you, still affects the outcome (say the 2nd place hits the 1st place, which lets the 3rd place win)

Foam batons wouldn't seem to affect the outcome and reduce the benefit of cheating with them.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I see no problem replacing them with foam. Hell you could even paint the foam with metallic paint and it wouldn't look any different

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It would have to be weighted the same or people with fragile egos will start complaining and making it a requirement to put asterisks in the books when records are broken after that point diminishing future accomplishments.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Floppy dildos. Because lets be honest the sport would be much funnier that way.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

"Beat" me to it. Take my too slow upvote.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

i've seen way more elbows get thrown, we should start forcing all runners to wear soft elbowpads. i've seen a lot of skinned knees from falls too, we should probably just ban running at this point.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Risk mitigation isn't the same as risk elimination.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

You can't argue out both sides of your mouth like that. When the penalty for whacking somebody over the head with a baton is a lifetime ban from the sport, it's going to happen a vanishingly small number of times. The very fact it made the news at all -- let alone on a national level -- belies this. So why are we trying to mitigate that risk?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Considering multiple models of foam relay batons are commercially available clearly someone sees a benefit to them to prevent overt cheating like this as well as just accidents.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Yeah, for the tykes. Not for high school / D1

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

squeeky rubber chickens

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh they are used like that often. Mostly just in the hands of US police though

2 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 5

Nah US police aren't too big on the batons. They just taze you or shoot you.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You need something firm that won't flex. Granted it has been "a few" years since I ran track in school, but IIRC, the ones we used were fairly thin wall aluminum tubes. Not exactly a great weapon.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That does seem to be the principle advantage of hard batons, that they are a skill factor in the handoff that foam would eliminate.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The baton was probably damaged more than the runner's head. No excuse for what she did, but they are *very* thin aluminum.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's a very public sport meaning it offers little forgiveness in using it as a weapon. at some point, can't baby proof against cheaters when the vast majority never attempt.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Also has the benefit of reducing injuries during accidents.

Do metal batons offer advantages over foam I'm missing?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We just watch something happen on video and maybe that makes us feel like it's something that happens all the time but this may not be a problem that actually needs addressing.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do, but the argument could be made the advantages aren't worth it. Metal batons are easier to clean off and don't deteriorate over time. They are also hollow inside which makes them easier to handle.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

it would change handoffs and drop disqualifications by changing the texture and consistency. having a more forgiving baton would ultimately mean teams are less skilled to get that perfect fast handled on a sleek metal baton.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's a valid point. Would just need to be weighed against the benefits of foam.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if that's an accident, then i'm the king of england

2 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Give Gibraltar back, you bastard

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Your Highness, please come pick up America, we’re not having a good time anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

You're an adult now. When you shit the bed it's time to clean your own mess.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I can see if with all the adrenaline she acted on an impulsive dark thought, created by the frustration of getting passed, that she then immediately regretted. That would be bad, but she could be forgiven if shown actual remorse and an attempt to atone and effort to prevent future impulsive actions. However if she's lying to say it was pure accident and pretend she's the real victim that is entirely unforgivable.

2 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 3

I don't think it was so much being passed. I think she was being (partially) honest in that she hooked the back of that runner, and it made her do exactly what you said. Intrusive thoughts are a hell of a thing, especially in someone who has no history of self-discipline.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Respectfully disagree.
Both are bad.
I’ve played competitive sports. And while filled with added adrenaline, it’s still a VERY separate mental line to cross, to physically strike another person. Twice.

There’s “roughhousing and playing a little too rough when you’re already in hand to hand or body to body combat” (which she wasn’t) and “actively planned to hit and assault someone twice.”

Not adrenaline. Just bad person.

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 15

...You disagree with the comment stating that "physically attacking and admitting to it would be bad, but doing that and lying is worse" and you state that, instead, "both are bad"? Do...do you not see how that's agreeing?

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

She just wanted to add to the conversation

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

coverups are always worse than the crime. It would be a non-story had she said "I fucked up. I let my competitive nature get the best of me. I'd like to apologize to my opponent and my team for letting them down."

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Super segue, but this is how I felt every time Kamala explained why she changed her mind on fracking and a few other things. She made a weird statement about how her core values never changed, and I’m shouting “JUST SAY YOU CHANGED YOUR OPINION BASED ON RECEIVING NEW INFORMATION!!!” Don’t make a weird excuse, it only makes it worse.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

I was also hyper critical about everything because I didn’t want anyone to have an excuse not to vote for her/Papa Tim.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Here's the issue with that as was pointed out to me by a black female friend of mine. A black woman has to be 10x more perfect than any white man to be considered on par with him. To change one's mind or opinion opens the door for racists to leverage that as being weak or indecisive or ignorant... it's never considered as being misinformed or misled. I agree with you that typically it's better to just say it like you posted but in this particular dynamic it doesn't work that way sadly.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I guess you’re right, but I still hated the weird “core values” answer that skated around the question. (I was just as hyper critical of Tim, too.)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ya. It's part of the politician's life that some are excellent at it and some not so much. It's the weighing of admitting some mistake with how many supporters that change might alienate or allowing your opponent to use against you to sway opinion. The most important thing to any politician is having people believe you align with their values (whether you do or not is irrelevant). I guarantee some of the issues Harris didn't take a firm standpoint on were a result of influence from big donors.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm standin' in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. "You've been screwing the milkman," he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You've been screwing the milkman." And then he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife ten times.

2 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 3

Mit keresek én itt? Azt mondják, a híres lakóm lefogta a férjem, én meg lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz. Én ártatlan vagyok. Nem tudom, miért mondja Uncle Sam, hogy én voltam. Próbáltam a rendõrségen megmagyarázni, de nem értették meg.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Kurwa?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Not Guilty."

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm glad to have stumbled upon the other theater nerds on here.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He had it coming

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

He only had himself to blame.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it, I betcha you would've done the same.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Squish

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The incident happened on March 7th. She released this "apology" today (March 10th).

Just enough time to retain an attorney and start her PR campaign.

2 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 1

She is here in Hampton Roads, VA, USA. She has had 2 I terriers. The victim is suing here (up in middle/ northern VA)

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Meme coin rug pull when?

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

It's either that, OnlyFans, or right wing political commentator.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Defo right wing commentator. Raging against trans women in sports... "I got where I was on merit. Woke mob wants to take down a black woman. Obviously Repubs support her so Dems are the real racists" etc.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Tonya Harding redux

2 years ago | Likes 176 Dislikes 0

See the podcast "you were wrong about" cuz you wrong about

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

except she did it on camera. an amazing lack of self-awareness.

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Batonya Harding

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, the beating was Harding's weird and abusive husband's ideal. It's doubtful if she knew he was serious about the plot, and even if she was who would believe her if she tried to tell anyone? The story we have is the one told by 90s late night comics. You're Wrong About has a good episode on it: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tonya-harding-part-1/id1380008439?i=1000465289889

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Right, watch the Margot Robbie movie I, Tonya. It was great!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

90s late night comics also mocked the shit out of the "frivolous" hot coffee lawsuit against McDonald's. Years later I learned it was a little old lady who got 3rd degree burns from coffee that was demonstrated to be above safe serving temp on multiple occasions and McD's launched a smear campaign against her, plus they had quietly settled multiple other suits for the same reason before hers was national news.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There was nothing accidental about that.

I'd worry too about any children she might have (now or in the future).

2 years ago | Likes 301 Dislikes 5

Don't date her without a football helmet, at least.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The "getting caught" part was.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Is she carrying the “hit people with a baton” gene?

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

I believe is the psychopath gene. No remorse for her actions, only crocodile tears for getting caught.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe. But her kids would be, ya know, ALSO be considered "people".

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

You just saw it in action.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe not, but if she's ok with assaulting a fellow teammate at a public competition, where you know people have their phones out recording, then I'd say it's not too far fetched to assume she would use this same poor judgement disciplining or just raising her kids. Violence of his sort isn't usually a one time thing, tends to come with anger issues.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Why won't people stop and sympathize with the girl. Her arm slipped and she accidentally struck her opponent - twice. Poor thing. /s

2 years ago | Likes 444 Dislikes 6

/s /s /s if we can forgive Elon for his twice-in-a-row Sig Heil, then we can forgive this person for raising her arm to strike her competitor twice /s /s /s

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right?
I mean, we can see in the video how the other girl uses her head to try to knock the baton out of her hand to disqualify her. /s

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

she was probably just throwing her heart out to her opponent!

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of that Karen that called the cops on the black family having a perfectly legal bbq at the park. She ugly cried when the cops got there and no one believed her either

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah she had TWO accidents. Poor lass.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No sarcasm though, if people are using this to throw out "ghetto" and racist slurs, those people also deserve to be called out. On the other hand, other criticism or any punishment through the school district is 100% fine and no sympathy for those after assaulting another competitor.

2 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 3

Oh, and death threats are over the line. I missed that part initially. I am not 100% okay with those.

2 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

Not 100% ok, or 100% not ok? Big difference hehe

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was replying to my previous comment when I said I was 100% okay with other forms of criticism but didn't mention the death threats. So both are accurate.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh gotcha!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it twice? I can't tell, not that it makes any difference.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It was either 2 hits, or she feigned a second similar motion as subterfuge to make seem like her motion wasn't intentionally a strike...

Shes a complete fucker. She likely got mad that her arm got hit as she was getting passed so she hit her.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought, faked the flailing after to try and say it was an accident

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's hard. having a lifetime of no consequences suddenly end after a very public display.

2 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

"a lifetime of no consequences" This! Applies to so many situations.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

also, I'm curious how she responded after the fact. had I beaten someone with a stick by accident, I'd be besides myself apologizing. She made herself out to be the victim of a beating she gave.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Because she knows she can't muster up a damn to give for the other girl, she doesn't care about her enough to apologize, only herself.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

some part of her felt she could cheat, be violent, and get away with it when frustrated by competition and the thought of losing something she worked for. 100% doubt this situation exists in isolation. Very likely she has gotten away with this behavior in the past.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You just described Republicans

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Must be her autism, doing the bad thing not just once but twice in public. We just hate the mentally ill, that is the real issue here.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 13

/s?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

100%

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nope. Lemme go ahead and stop you right there before you say more ignorant slog. Don’t bring autism into this for a poor attempt at humor.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I mean, it was still an attempt at humor. I don't think they actually mean it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To add context, this is referring to Musk blaming him doing the nazi salute twice on his autism, and then acting like people are insensitive for calling him a piece of shit. It's not making fun of autism, it's making fun of people who use autism as an excuse to be bad people. But I understand you trying to be vigilant, mere misunderstanding though.

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I thought your original comment was a reference to Elno too

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Adding "/s" could have been helpful there ;)

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For sure, thought I was being obvious but very clearly missed the mark.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0