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Oct 22, 2016 10:51 AM
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BogdanVuckovic
But what is Gary doing on these posts?
MC5Tonne
So; this is an aisian who just copied what someone else did and gary stopped her...is that right?
SenorPeligro
Not all capes wear heroes.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
Her idea was probably to sell corsets for failed boob job chicks, and guess who volunteered as a guinea pig...
TemporaryUzername
not her, cause those definitely look like a success. sorry you're jealous.
SublimeMacrocosmicMalevolence
Jealous? I'm not even a girl. I just made a simple joke how her boobs look bad (to me). If anything, that assumption makes you look insecure
Thatguyinahurry
Our new savior, Gary! The hero we need, but not the one we deserve.
bengalhoel40
The difference is that she is doing it with boobs
KickingLikeBruceLee
Good job, Gary
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
All that money and she gets the shittiest looking implants.
dmay1210
I thought they did look a little like hard mounds a little too far apart
trinxter
Meet the multi-million pound woman! How did she do it you ask?
Stethebee
Calling shit out! Well done
jetflight
Well... not quite. She took and idea, and turned into a fuckload of money. The original title doesn't claim she invented a whole new concept
Ryebread91
Are her boobs shopped in that pic? The seem strangely more pixely
demiandub
Hero
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Corsets are a thing again? Outside Ren Faires, LARPs and wherever steampunk goths meet?
Loina
I couldn't be happier
ANewBadlyNamedUsername
Thats how everyone like Bravo, PewDiePie, Markiplier all became famous.
loosebreadcrumbs
It means she took her simple idea and made it into a multi million dollar company.......
Discogoblin
OffendedSkeleton
Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange
songbardbird
I think part of the point is that she's only 23
alchemist23
Fucking clickbait everywhere
Billywonderful
It isn't saying she changed a simple idea, it's saying she changed Simple Idea, it's talking about a company she turned around... You walnut
icameinlikeafeckingball
Except she didn’t turn into a multi-million pound company, it says she turned it into ‘Multi-Million Pound Company’. In other words (1)
icameinlikeafeckingball
she basically just renamed the fucking thing. (2)
ffilm
And it says to "meet her." How in the hell can we "meet her" if she's so busy changing "Simple Ideas" into "Multi-Million Pound Company"?
myhairisblonde
Did you even read the article? There is no 'Simple Idea' company..
OlowJes12
I like how you use walnut as an insult. There's a tumblr picture that does the exact thing!
WinSlowpoke
The following method is probably also a multi million pound industry:
WinSlowpoke
CLICKBAIT. Literally. And simplistic flash games.
WayneSLuther
Internet gives birth to everyone is a writer. Crappie article. Gets views by using catchy title.
OsoHermano90
God bless you, Gary.
biggwhytey
Gary Rosewater. "God Bless You, Gary Rosewater."
radicalTedposting
SandtheB
great user name! hughMungusWhat?!
NOinb4cest
GaryTheDamnSnail
No problem
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
Gary Motherfucking _____________
MC5Tonne
Coleman
plymouthvaliant
Oak
ThorinIronfield
Busey
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
The only right answer
ThePigeons
The Snail
wherearemytesticles
Oldman
radicalTedposting
Johnson
greenhorn
http://de.spongepedia.org/images/thumb/137b_Gary.jpg/300px-137b_Gary.jpg
frankreynoldsthefrogkid
Why must corset training be a thing? It just makes me think of foot binding
eazolan
Corset training gives you an hourglass shape. What does foot binding give you?
unhealingmedic
"pretty feet"
eazolan
If that's the case, lets see it. I can take you to a dozen websites showing off Corset training. Lets see some pretty feet.
thegameball
Wait, are they "corsettes" or "coarsets"?
eazolan
corsets
unhealingmedic
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foot_binding Please read. Pretty interesting stuff.
eazolan
Already read up on it.
becauseurwrong
They're saying it's the same social idea of gendered beauty. China thought small feet and near helplessness from binding were top standard.
eazolan
How is foot binding an idea of gendered beauty? What female ideal comes with natural cloven feet? Women can have natural hourglass shape.
becauseurwrong
Corsets can also do physical damage (and used to more frequently) due to the standard of tiny waists.
Thomas138
Multi-million pound?....just like OP's mom.
ImmunityCatWillRise
Its even better cuz it rhymes, +1
Frisbeetime420
Hehe <3
ThronesWoven
because she is priceless
whatdoesamangottadoforsomemacaroni
awww
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Is she that heavy or has she been "pounded" that many times?
Falos
Yes
14iliketurtles
Now that's a burn son
senorsamuel
Thanks just what I need haha
KAI5ER
So she started with 3.5k quid. Bought a ton of Chinese corsets. Then (after saving) paid almost 150k quid to have Kylie Jenner endorse her.
Locolarue
So...about $6,000.
KAI5ER
Around or just under. In other words - she stated with a significant something.
Locolarue
In terms of starting a business, still not a lot. Not quite "$500 in my garage", but not amazing.
KAI5ER
She didn't get notoriety for a quality product. She got it for a quality sum of British pounds.
LarvaLamp
I keep reading that as "squid".
KAI5ER
It's the currency of Britain's future.
Bugofbelgium
1 pound of squid = 1 quid
JamieG196
By the way we don't say "150k quid" here in the UK. We'd just say "150k". We only really use "quid" for anything <£1000.
KAI5ER
You educated me, fam.
BallsackHippo
Who gives a flying fuck about Kylie Jenner? Stop giving notoriety to stupids.
therealpaul9
If one of the Jenners endorsed air, I'd seriously consider giving up breathing.
BarnabasWizardcock
If she endorsed being human, I'd consider becoming a toaster oven.
RealNormMacDonald
Just realized that I've never heard "multi-million pound company" befor
obligatoryguy
Well, that's what OP's mom was last night.
whitekong420
Funny I still read dollar when I first read it
MethelyneBlue
I read pond and thought this was about her building millions of ponds for people.
baronridiculous
She sells corsets to fat chicks. Millions of pounds.
spiffylookingnerfherder
Iswydt.
MundaneFinality
Selling corsets to fat chicks! How horrible! Whats the url for her store? So I can see how fat the chicks in corsets are? Just wondering...
baronridiculous
I'm with you, man. Bustin' out on both ends. Mmmmmm.
AstronautPot
You uncultured swine I love u
Fafaflowhigh
I'd multi million pound her......
HodgePodgekin
Like, in a cage match to the death, Tekken style, right?
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
FINISHHH HERRR!!!
IOnceOwnedMoonMoonButOnceHeTriedToLickMyBallsAndRanAwayIMissHim
I just realised thats Mortal Combat but whatevs
skwint
They sell corsets to multi million pound females
EnchantedSweatervest
Apparently you've never visited Amsterdam's red light district
iambenderinsertgerderr
McDonald's could be summarized this way
ErinFromTheOffice
Multi-million royale company.
jellyskelly
obligatoryguy
So could Op's mom last night.
vitorsly
A Yo momma's so fat AND I banged your mom at the same time, +1!
KRicci
I chuckled. +1
QuietScreaming
UnPossibleMagician
Earth could be summarized that way too.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Ha, saw this joke coming like a heart attack!
KnotJosh
IGuessIamThatGuy
I think that would be multi billion. As an American, I'm afraid that's the more likely number...
Diddyu
Well, 2000 millions is technically multiple millions.
JetSetGo
He's talking about pounds as a measurement of weight. You know, because McDonalds food makes people fat (generally speaking).
FlexPops
GavinScreaming
Well there's over 300 million of us, so yea unless we're all 3 pounds it's in the billions
MillerLitesaber
Multi million pound company is what I call it when your mom comes over for a visit
akulshi
Basically she is fat
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I read it as "dollar-pounds" because of that and thought I'd fallen into a sci-fi novel written in the 60s.
theSungamer
I read it as multi-million-dollar-pound-company
Azmania
Her. They're talking about her.
ThatAssholeOverThere
Thats like what, $5?
stimulated
Savage
FrankReynoldsLittleBeauty
What's more savage is watching the news every day and being like ffs people in my country voted for this shit
BermondseyRising
Here here
FrankLake
That's a Brexit joke? +1
KNDBS
Ouch.
RandomTaco123
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ArdentSlacker
You never heard a british newspiece on economics before?
madeleine61509
even brits often use dollars when talking about exonomics and business. it's just how global economics works.
Yozza11
That's news to me, never heard of a company referred to as anything other than pounds in UK?
madeleine61509
i studied economics for several years and almost everything was referenced to in $s (especially oil prices, etc)
Yozza11
1.For things not country specific such as oil, yes, but I was referring to the UK company being referred to as multi million pound company..
HarbingerOfDownvotes
As a Brit myself I didn't even realise how underwhelming "multi-million pound company" sounds. #riptheukeconomy
ArdentSlacker
I dunno. As an American, I think "Holy shit, that's massive! How many tons is that?"
icantfindausernamethatsnottaken
I live in Britain. It's quite common here.
Earan
Especially after Brexit
thirtyhelensagree
Well, obviously, since that is the currency you use there...
madeleine61509
quite a number of british economists will use dollars, though... especially if its an online article and thus a global audience.
KainWhisper
Gary has been hired by #StopClickBait. Doing God's work up in this bitch.
AssafMedickswecksler
what about TL;DR? their doing god's work too!
RandAIFlagg
How do I contribute to #StopClickBait? The answer may surprise me.
Storyainthadnomoral
Snigger-snigger
mikeatike
Don't forget DeClicked
ChangedMyName
r/savedyouaclick/
stormhunter5
We should all do the same and kill ad traffic to click bait sites
pnero000
Fuck, I'D work for them! I want to be part of the solution
Veya
If his name is Gary, he should be mandated to end all his posts with "Smell ya later!"
ThatgifwithaCat
coralinedoll
I'm glad other people know about this! #stopclickbait is the shit!!
DarkTowerRose
/r/savedyouaclick is really helpful but needs more heros!
Insertclickbaithere
But click bait
CaptainBash
What if Gary is #StopClickBait. O_O
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Click here to find out!
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
They both have "a" in their names! They both stop click bait! Both use computers! Never seen in the same place at the same time!
CaptainBash
Lupine1982
Does seem like Clark Kent may have let one slip on the wrong profile
Sixsap
I really admire what stopclickbait does but I stopped following them because I'd really rather not see any clickbait even if it's explained
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
There seems to be a lot of that shit on things like facebook/tumblr and the small number of pages that provide advertising.
Sixsap
They're pretty much doing the exact same thing clickbait does - accumulate revenue
GavinScreaming
Yea it was funny for a few days and then I realized I would never even see those post in the first place
Sixsap
Exactly!
MightGrabYou
There is an extension made by #StopClickBait - https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/stop-clickbait/iffolfpdcmehbghbamkgobjjdeejinma
MightGrabYou
If you ever run into clickbaity articles in the wild, this extension will replace the link title with the non-clickbait one
MightGrabYou
Err, wrong extension. https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/tldr-read-less-junk-save/lohgmjbkklfejjkldkagdghdcdlhcolo
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
#stopclickbait needs to be federally funded and hire all the Garys so this shit ends.
apageofthedarkhold
Or, you know... Stop clicking them?
MyNameIsAgentSmith
But then all the Garys will be out of the job.
ArthurPhillipDent
Time to plunder that vault-tec shelter with all the Garys in it.
VeinyFleshtTrumpet
Hahahahahaha, Gaaarrryyyyyyy!
Xsiah
Click to find out which city is in the middle of the conflict in Syria!
Xsiah
"Aleppo" - not Gary Johnson
ANewBadlyDrawnReactionImageAsIMakeThem
"Smell ya later, clickbait!"
AcidOPhilus
Facebook needs anti-clickbait algorithms. Imagine if, as a rule, links would HAVE to have a descriptive and summarizing title. *_*
LeadByBadExample
Facebook is actually implementing anti-clickbait algorithms. http://www.theverge.com/2016/8/4/12371452/facebook-clickbait-news-feed-changes
AcidOPhilus
Awesome!! And the subtitle made this.
gary46265
How much are they paying?
SirLiftsAlot
Starting salary is $46,265 USD
Arsikere
RealNamesAreNotGreatUsernames
Shoot, my middle name is Gary, does that count?
idontfuckinknow
Unfortunately not, only us original Gary's count
IAmGodot
Female entrepreneur? Let's use the photo of her in a bikini.
ragekage
She's hot though.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
omfg, trigglypuff. She is selling corsets and is showing off the results of wearing one. Stop trying to find issues and ways to be insulted
shooter45
It's the most professional photo they had.
IJustLikeToArgue
This must be a Donald Trump company, seeing as he's the only person who has ever sexualized a woman.
pothocket
It's funny because it's still working as clickbait. No way this gets to front page without that picture
NickRivieraMD
I'd be shocked if it wasn't the photo her PR gave them
YesMyNameIsCalvin
With a giant dick shadow on the water behind her
TeamNutmeg
Sorry, didn't realize I was blocking her light.
swinglinered
Yeah, dick move, dick.
OtterAvalanche
Honestly? That's probably her profile pic on Facebook lol
TheresAGermanWordForThat
See, between the two parts covered by fabric is where her products usually are placed.
swinglinered
If she were selling bikins?
ThePsychicZombie
She sells a beauty product marketed towards women. This isn't abnormal.
IAmGodot
She sells corsets. If she were wearing a corset I might understand the sexy photo. Otherwise it's just clickbait.
ThePsychicZombie
Do you not understand marketing? Girls want to look pretty want to buy from girls who look pretty. It's 100% clickbait, but the pic isn't-
ThePsychicZombie
inherently sexist.
DwaynElizondoMountainDewHerbertCamacho
Seeing as how the objective of a corset is to create perfect curves, there is nothing wrong with showing the result hence, being shirtless
jfovero
We've been waiting for you!
IAmGodot
Is this you?
jfovero
Haha. I love that you found an appropriate photo for my use of "we've."
FerengiCommerceAuthority
I love both of you and want my SO to have your babies on my behalf.
jfovero
Oh stop. And https://media1.giphy.com/media/asHT7eh4AwG9G/200_s.gif
whomsayer
Upvoted. However, I wish to submit that that was the worst movie I have ever seen.
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Loutrezilla
I've seen the play once, it was great. Still waiting though.
whomsayer
Actually, I apologize. I was thinking of Notre Musique. Got confused because the director's name (Godard) resembles Godot.
celestedrake
Yeah, this is referring to 'Waiting for Godot' by Samuel Beckett...it is a play entirely about waiting for a guy named Godot.
zflazeda
On the one hand, it's not very professional, on the other, let women represent themselves however they want (if her team had a say in that)
brassknucklenerd
And on the third hand, she is selling corsets, so... *shrug*
TheGrumpest
But bikinis have nothing to do with corsets
HarbingerOfDownvotes
Yeah, but imagine a picture of Richard Brandon wearing a pair of Speedos with the words "OWNS A MULTI MILLION POUND COMPANY" underneath
ThePsychicZombie
http://images.boomsbeat.com/data/images/full/596/gates-jpg.jpg
ashmenon
Articles about Branson frequently have him in board shorts by the beach.
jackbinimbul
...but I don't want to.
DatAssterisk
Do it.