toddlerfights
61978
1998
22
Romans didn't give a flying fuck
Nov 15, 2020 11:37 PM
toddlerfights
61978
1998
22
missgmoney
Aren’t these like, super important to the city of Pisa?
Furaigoness
Went on vacation a few years ago. You can buy these in Greece!
Mistmover44
Who posts this kind of stuff? In other words..
GadenKerensky
Ask anybody who knows about the Romans and the Greeks and they'll tell you they could be as crass as anyone.
pnutzgg
also all the graffiti heavily expurgated by the translators "I defecated well here"
miertam
Master: Did you just make 573 flying dicks last night? Apprentice: umm yes.. Master: Nice..
Rathner
Nice
DepressedHappily
Nice
tacocatacocat
La verga voladora
artemasrukh
fascinating
FavaBeansAndChianti
Klingon bird of prey model!
incubisexual
People have always been the same, like at the ruins of Pompeii they found graffiti that had dick jokes and said things like Marcus was here
Blackmetalhappiness
"Go eat a flying dick!" - ancient folks
IDoPictureStuff
Did they say bushel or bag?
Blackmetalhappiness
I'd say sack. Everyone had sacks back then.
GodsGunsGlory
Hogshead of flying dicks has a good ring to it
IDoPictureStuff
Choke on a hogshead o dicks. Literally rolls off the tongue
ThisIsSteel
Look up Herms. Greeks had statues *everywhere* that were just a block with the head of Hermes on top and a penis on the front.
kailithnir
Clearly, they're a bunch of wingnuts.
kakivara
I've found plenty of arrowheads, and it's always an interesting feeling when I spot one on the ground to think about the last person who
kakivara
saw this, the person who made it, what their lives were like, how long ago it was, etc. It would be a completely new feeling to find an
kakivara
artifact and think to myself "the last human who saw this thing probably rubbed it on their genitals."
maybeamonster
>imagine not spending the night before battle rubbing your arrowheads on your dick to add insult to injury
kakivara
Your comment frightens and confuses me.
SomeGiantIdiot
KyleButNotThatKyle
That's clearly a Cockatoo.
Ringshadow
Booooo +1
Vonmonj
Ah yes, the Cockswallow
WinRinseRepeat
Dickus volarus
TomatoPepper
Holly spirit... Or how ever you called the bird who fuck Mary mother of Jesus in english
trikucian
People are People
CgnCalling
Don’t think those are wings. They are ergonomic handles.
hezroncarverofgravenimages
The Flying Dick, Avius Laevo. They were common until the Medieval warming period of the 10th century when, alas, they became extinct.
TheNoirAntagonist
Now they are chilly peppers or places in italy have adapted the chilly pepper for a similar purpose
Imakethingsweird
I hope someone erected a memorial in their name.
charlietrundlethegreat
Get out
truthader
Come again
Ultrashotpull
I think you'll get some stiff resistance trying to dislodge this one.
CgnCalling
This joke tastes a bit woody
napsmear
JustAPileOfCats
flammmy
I've never before heard the audio for this, thanks!
DoktorWeasel
Romans liked winged dicks. Also dicks with legs. A god with a huge dick. They just liked dicks.
Nepeta33
it was a national scandal when Someone went around un dicking the herms. (little statues that marked the roads. some had heads, all had dick
DoktorWeasel
Another example. Wings, legs, dick for a tail and another dick for good measure:
oblimo
And giving the Fig! Can't forget the Fig.
CgnCalling
70 Million Americans voted for them...
oblimo
And they would put up a small statue/charm of the huge dicked god with a sign that would say ...
oblimo
"Steal from this house and this god will ASS FUCK YOU TO DEATH."
ArtieoftheAbyss
Wing dings?
Ionico
I'll say it: Wong-Dongs
Hamfistham
Wing dicks
MrJelle
Wing wangs.
cowabungagnarly
Wing-bats?
scottypotty
Dinkbats
shyasen
You win. +1
StewedTomaters
Dickey-bird
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
A flying fuck.
RIxspacexCK
Ding!
TheOwlAcher2020
Look it's flying away
bardman135
"D not afraid" -penis-shaped angel, probably
AvengeTheCompanionCube
Does nobody read titles anymore?
toddlerfights
Right?
TieBandit8
Things I don’t give for 800, Alex
Isaacprksh
EMTsaidwhat
Ahh the Romans. Conosures of dick memorabilia
truthader
Connoisseurs*
RickyPoo
LullabyJones
Best comment of all time.
toddlerfights
It’s the title of the post.....
toddlerfights
So the post title?
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JamesAHarrod
toddlerfights
It’s also the title of the post.....
InfinityDragon
They are fertility charms. They are supposed to have been bought as tokens of sacrifice, then left at certain gods temples in order to >>
InfinityDragon
>> gain favor for a good harvest, to ensure strong/male offspring, good luck in marriage/a new relationship, or success in business.
CoBr2
Huh, and here I was like 90% sure they were butt plugs
Itotallygetthatreference
I just imagined a god confused about why he’s suddenly getting a bunch of carved penises and his sibling god snickering
rockhydra
Tintanabulia
superfeathers
I'm curious about them being circumcised? Is that just the way they were portrayed in these, or are they from a culture that practiced it?
kraeftig
maybe they're just portrayed erect
whatifgodwasoneofus
Correct, intact penises look similar to circumcised when erect
kraeftig
I thought everyone was aware of this, but apparently someone was not
superfeathers
Oh, I am aware
oblimo
People who only experience uncircumcised penises via hentai may believe phimosis is very common. Uh, just a theory.
Zreen
There's a very small portion of the male population where the foreskin does not retract all the way or sometimes at all. Painful