Came across this confession thread of what it's like for men to have a micro penis. As a female, it broke my heart.

Dec 17, 2015 1:05 AM

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I can't imagine what it would be like to have to go through this, and i'm truly sorry that the size of a mans penis can wreck his life like this.

I can't imagine it being easy to live with.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I dated a guy with a micro penis. It wasn't really an issue for me but he was so insecure he withheld sex and ruined any real shot we had.

10 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 1

Well, it's kind of a catch 22 (atleast for me. Not micro but somewhere between small and normal)

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd be much more up for anal in this case.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The Google guys are going to wonder why "micro penis" is suddenly spiking as a search term.

10 years ago | Likes 549 Dislikes 2

I doubt the Google search team is surprised by much these days..

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

well, TIL... that must suck...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A little. I'll show myself out.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"They're on to us" - Google guys

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Will have to wait a few hours to google - pretty sure the folks here at work wouldn't appreciate that search term

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well you'd be right: http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=micropenis%2C&cmpt=q

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

lmfao

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I even more love "Hitler micro penis" stats: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=hitler%20micropenis

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My search history tonight has been "USA average penis size," "penis sheath," and "micropenis." I'm going to get some terrible ads tomorrow.

10 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

Ublock origin m8, no ads ever

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Use ghostery chrome extension

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Can confirm. Googled micropenis

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was just like "damnnnn..."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

likewise.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The advice for these guys to "master oral" is probably way easier said than done. If women laugh and leave how can they practice?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My boyfriend literally learned from Wikipedia, and he's one of the only 2 people that I actually enjoy receiving it from.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've dated in the micro department. The sex was meh, but I've had worse. The real drawback was he thought penetrative sex was the only kind.

10 years ago | Likes 294 Dislikes 5

You'd be surprised how many women think this as well.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

huh, almost like the amount to which he worried about his penis size/penetration ability may have over-focused him on penetration. too bad

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

As I read this post I wondered if these guys might benefit from knowing about all the stuff you can do besides penetration.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 31, 2017 6:39 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Exactly, they never get chance to really work things out I guess... Must be fecking awful tbh.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My experience was probably better because he made up for his shortcomings in other ways. It was the only way.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Best lesbian sex advice: save your dick as the last resort. Dykes and digits doin' the deed for years.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Facts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course he is going to wonder about penetration. A bird who can't fly can do other things, but will still think about flying. Something...

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yeah. The micro hookup I had was the same. Except he also said I was to loose and that's why penetration didn't feel good. (Pinky sized)

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Pinky??? Ok maybe I’m more average than I once thought

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shame can drive a lot of deplorable acts, like blaming your you for his own insecurities. Sorry to hear about your negative experience. :/

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Same here. He thought anything oral was "dirty".

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's no man.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

My thoughts exactly haha

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I looked up wang enlargement surgery to maybe help these guys out. All I found was an asian plastic surgeon in California.

10 years ago | Likes 544 Dislikes 5

"maybe to help these guys out"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Witty fucker! +1

10 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

Funny pun but seriously there is no surgery at this point worth a damn. Women can have augmentation but men can't

10 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

yeah I was thinking that. To be honest women, who through poor lifestyle, want surgery can get it. I think it's odd something like this 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

isn't available. Women are bombarded about how to look, but so are men. This is a bit strange.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not available because its not easy to do.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ah ok. Do you think as a culture it'd be easier to judge men on their personality instead of their penises?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? I read a detailed story by a guy who got penile enlargement once. Couldn't have sex for a year but said it was worth it.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But he already had one of an okay size beforehand. Not sure how it'd go with a micropenis.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

People are starting to 3D print penile structures. Testing first on dudes who lost theirs in accidents, then probably ftm and micropee dudes

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Women cannot get surgery to increase the size of their clitoris which is the homologous structure.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 9

I was referring to breast, but some do get superfluous homologous tissue removed

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I don't think men will refuse to date you for having a small penis.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...why would they want a bigger clit? Clit size doesn't matter at all. Obviously penis size does.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You missed the thrust of what the person was saying. Tits =/= penis. It's easier to inflate mammaries but hard to make a clit/penis bigger.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As it should be as shoving bags of fluid into bodies isn't remotely in the solar system of radically changing a complex organ like a penis.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Give it a different name (srsly) and master oral. I PROMISE, as a chick, oral on a small penis is preferable. I like breathing. And oral.

10 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 8

I don't even have to be naked for girls to laugh at me. Joke's on you, ah!

10 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 2

On a serious note. Don't date shitty girls. A skilled hand will always provide them more pleasure than a big stick of death.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Wow, that is incredibly sad. I feel so bad for those guys.

10 years ago | Likes 1756 Dislikes 7

It's so unfair because they seem like such sweet, sensitive, guys and here I am, an asshole blessed with a giant dick. sucks 4 them smh fam.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

I'm glad to hear you have a giant dick.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

smh 4 real fam.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

Eh we get along alright

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The first one got me and honestly shouldn't let his wife do that to him

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The first one is the one that killed me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

worst is that they can have had significant improvement w/ testsosterone therapy before late puberty, but most affected men miss out on this

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It seems quite depressing

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

According to wikipedia one out of every 200 guys https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micropenis

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dont think you can feel sympathy for yourself...*awaits burned reply*

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

I can always feel sympathy for myself. I'm happy with what I have :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But... sympathy is different from self-pity

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fair point

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I win

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you hiding something from us?

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It broke my heart, like I just sat and contemplated what it would be like to go through this... I guess that's why I made the album.

10 years ago | Likes 289 Dislikes 0

I agree its sad, but I would like to mention that the problem of not being able to please a girl could be helped. There are other ways.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Yeah, I can't imagine. It's something people don't really think about unless you're affected by it.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

I know a super buff guy with a smokin' body and a micropenis. His life is wrecked. I'd feel worse for him if he weren't such a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

And then people can be below average looking, possibly not very wealthy AND then have a really small dick. Even worse if they are nice, too

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

In his defense, I would be bitter at the world as well if that were my life.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Me too :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised it's still that big of a thing, like if they can turn a chick into a dude they can install a bigger fun stick on a guy.

10 years ago | Likes 80 Dislikes 0

Don't be surprised, it is not that big of a thing, ba dum tish...I will see myself out!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I get it costs money, but damn I'd be saving up pretty flipping fast. God that'd suck.

10 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

Imagine if a guy got robbed of his dick savings... man that would just put the bullet in the chamber right there

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

If you've ever seen the results of those surgeries, you might think twice. It also requires tissue from the vagina to make.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I read this as: to make a bigger penis you need tissue from a vagina.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could this be the start of women donating their vigina meat after death? I know a few ladies who have extra to spare.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm sure your mom is a nice lady like that.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She probably would have been but the worms are enjoying her now. I don't think vag jerky would suffice.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I spent the night with a micropenis once, the only thing that put me off was the terrible foreplay not the penis.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Also, I didn't laugh and would never laugh about it. That's part of a human, a person. It does not and should not define them

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I dated someone who had previously dated someone with micropenis. She was really into receiving oral, and always said how big I was. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Instead of being flattered, it just made me incredibly sad for him.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Have had similar dating asians who've only dated asians in the past. Although like with any race there's probably outliers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Date a good guy who had this a few years back. He was amazing at oral. He just got married and he has had plenty of girlfriends.

10 years ago | Likes 64 Dislikes 1

No offence but this doesn't really get our hopes up. He just got lucky.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Or he compensates for his lack in one department by being godly in another ^^

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Almost every guy really underestimates the amount of stimulation his hands can give too :D

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I've been with some tiny guys...as someone with almost no boobs I know how hurtful laughter can be...they have always been great in bed. 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To be fair us average guys have to try wayyyyyyyyyyy harder to prove to ourselves that we still have worth. Lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I find big bewbs gross and I know I'm not the only one.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the size of the emotional connection not the junk that makes it good.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I dated a guy near micro. but he made up for it with his hands and mouth. easily one of the best lovers I've ever had! make it work boys!

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Jesus, now I feel bad about making micro-penis jokes.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

There's a fetish for this.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I literally don't get why someone would laugh at someone's dick... Like if it's blowjay time, I'm gonna suck it, even if it surprises me

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 3

I laugh when I'm nervous

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, the only justifiable reason i read in this thread so far was some women felt like pedos sucking/fondling such a small penis

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*inbox explodes

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You the real MVP.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Become a master of oral sex. Cunni-fabulous! Get a strap on if she must have dick...then she gets to choose her size. But seriously. Oral.

10 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 13

Become a master of oral sex anyway. It's fantastic.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Indeed...and it goes both ways!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm in a relationship where oral sex is more one sided, but I still don't mind, because I like being good at something and the sex is +9000

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's awesome...as long as everyone is happy, it's all good! Or rather +9000 *grin*

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

^THIS

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^So much this. Master that oralgamy.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 3

I love that...oralgamy.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bad-Dragon has some strap-ons designed for ... novelty purposes, but might be adaptible to upsizing things.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This doesn't prevent laughter and self worthlessness issues

10 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

You're right. Belittling someone, not cool! But also, don't present a small penis like it's cancer. With the right person it's awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

^exactly. That was the main message I was trying to spread with this post.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well that's cool...hope a positive message comes out of this. Cheers!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strap ons are VERY awkward for men. They're really designed for women, sadly.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

pretty sure there are some specially made for men... they're just a bit harder to find

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Possibly. I admit I didn't comparison shop "that" much. It was embarrassing/depressing enough as it was.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i work at an adult store and we have a few different hollow strap-ons. seriously, look it up. they're not too bad pricewise either.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd bet that the problem with that is finding a partner that will be with you long enough to practice oral. It's more intimate for some.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's true,but there are a lot of other options. Mutual masturbation, toys, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For some, sure. Some can easily go for oral the first time, though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Becoming a master takes practice. You kind of have to find a special partner who both accepts a lot of attempts and doesn't mind the penis.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

True, but meshing with a partner, regardless of body type, takes time and practice. At least in my experience it does.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like no fun for the dude...

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Oh no, it's definitely a two way street. I'm just saying most women need more than just dick to come, but she should be giving as well.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very good point. If someone is only using their dick, its bad sex.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Besides, variety is fun!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't she give oral back?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I think it's pretty tough to do it to a micropenis. Maybe with the lips.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see why she couldn't, and why it couldn't be a two way street.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a micro-vagina... Call me...

10 years ago | Likes 203 Dislikes 5

been dating my gf for almost a year now. we still haven't had sex because of this. she is shocked I stick around. :(

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sup

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have mucho penis, call me!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all will, honey.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gladly.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prove it!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

commenting to see if she delivers

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Negative ghostrider.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

This peaks my curiosity. Is it an innie?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

*piques

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Fucking English. Thanks I guess

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Welcome!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's actually French in origin lol but yeah English swallows everything up and makes it weird

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

same......

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do you deal with sexual relationships. Really asking.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does that mean your vaginal opening is small or that the lips of your vagina are non existant ?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a nano vag! Even made a post about this

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

So what does that mean? No sex at all or are you limited to men with micropenises?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nothing but oral.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no idea such a thing existed! How did you discover that yours was not the same as others? Thanks for being willing to share btw.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NBD :) you can also message me if you'd like. I have attempted to penetrate many times but never gets in, be it with a penis or a finger.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Link?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:43 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Yes it is.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the last post she made.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that a thing?

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Aka a butthole.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Nay, a butthole has plenty of space. Just not at the entrance

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. I've been with a woman that was so tight that my penis was sore for days. And another whose vagina was maybe 3 in deep, at the most.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 4

Yep, Tina Fey talks about it in her book

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes! #microvaginalivesmatter

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

#allviginasmatter

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Yeah! I saw a show on it once. The husband wasn't satisfied because they couldn't do it since it hurt her. See there is someone for everyone

10 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago (deleted Jan 28, 2016 3:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

No sorry it was a while ago. She worked with a dr and ended up using different sized glass expanders to stretch herself. You're not alone!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ouch,that doesn't sound like a good time. Thank you anyway!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have a similar problem with my gf, but with enough foreplay it's completely fine, luckily. We're past the point where she cant walk after.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Also... This is not cool in any way. I have an average / slightly above average penis. Nothing to write home about. Sometimes it's too much.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

dated someone who might as well have had a microvagina, can confirm, not fun,

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

do they have a micro butt?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

nope, just a regular flabby, unexcercised ass

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had the same experience with my last gf. Affects the relationship so much, just awful.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It hurts.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am sympathetic to the pain, but I can't pretend I enjoy fucking like i'm playing operation with my dick

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I may be wrong but I feel like that is less of a problem? Honest question

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I'd say less. Stuffs painful but satisfaction is still capable and a lot less shame

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It can make sex difficult and probably painful. Mine isn't micro, but sex can be kinda painful for me because I have trouble relaxing.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It depends on the penis. Honestly length is more of an issue, and getting average guys to understand it's not an ego boost to jab cervix

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Strange and potentially tmi, but the only women I've had actually enjoy cervical contact/stimulation were mothers.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've honestly had guys argue with me that it just "feels good" to ram the top, but the only equivalent I can think of is a nutshot for him

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Definitely not an equivalent, but still, just tell them you don't like it (instead of 'it hurts'). Say what you DO like, guys would do it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

That's not an equivalent.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

It is really fucking painful to have your cervix rammed into. It doesn't feel good. You might as well kick her in the vag, repeatedly

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hit my SO cervix and it does feel good for me but sometimes it hurt her too much. As a man ramming can feel good

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm hung like a baby carrot.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

my hero

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that got a legit LOL from me.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My fiance has erectile dysfunction and when he gets a "flat tire", I climb on top and slide back and forth along his flaccid penis. (1/2)

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

As a permanently impotent man, that sounds downright humiliating.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

It feels like a big fat tongue on my clit. I wonder if something like that would work for these fellas. Sorry if tmi.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

This is so damn horny.. just wow

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lots of suggestions on how to please women, but I want to know what the options are for the man's satisfaction too...

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

From everything i've read they're stimulated normally and ejaculate normally, so everything every other guy likes.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Foreplay, mutual masturbation, fellatio, anal stimulation, genital stimulation via devices such as vibrators and hitachis, etc.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Id probably break up with my girlfriend if she had a micro penis

10 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

"probably"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forewarning, if she's Thai...

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You wouldnt wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit? No, cause the next stop is a guy with an undersized dick.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ahahahahha +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buy a big truck.

10 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 8

Honestly the only good thing to come out of this post. +1 sir.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Cold-blooded. +1.

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Lol

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Then apparently this condition is much more prevalent that we thought.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today, justwatching, you win. You are the winner.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a hub

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should do a PSA

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still not as bad as having a nano penis. Or the even more depressing pico penis.

10 years ago | Likes 149 Dislikes 7

My penis has Calabi–Yau geometry..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boku no pico?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're a femtodick

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Worst of all, the Planck penis.

10 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

This should be the top comment

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I thought you said your dick was a plank!" "...no, I said 'Planck,' not 'plank.'"

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I have Max Planck's penis.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It may just be hysteria (from exhaustion), but this made me fall on the floor from laughter.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can't beat Planck penis.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ohh hohoho pico..no, angstrom. Name him "Pat".

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Picometers are smaller than angstroms.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll believe it when I see it. :P

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/pr">xes.html">http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/prefixes.html http://physics.nist.gov/cuu/Units/outside.html

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 angstrom = 1x10^-10m 1 picometer = 1x10^-12m

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But I can't see it!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

okay so i've had an experience with a micro penis. it was very off putting. i did not let him know that in anyway, though. but ->

10 years ago | Likes 169 Dislikes 4

would people be offended if a man said the same thing about a womans Vagina or Boobs? "her chest was flat", "Her Vagina was too loose"

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 6

it somehow seems less bad. which makes me feel even sadder for these guys. shit sucks

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Are the testicles tiny or normal sized?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Me too! I didn't let on that I was uncomfortable or anything to spare his feelings, but I never hooked up again. Poor man. :/

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I really liked him too. I just couldn't do that all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Some guys walking around wondering why girls only ever sleep with him once.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should be off pudding.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

I have a fuckbuddy with one. Was surprised the first time, but he's got a great kink-presence. It's just not a problem, at all.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gay guy here, had the same experience. Nice guy, we clicked well. But when we got to sexy times, I literally felt like it was a child's 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 3

2/2 penis in my hand/mouth. I tried to get past it; couldn't. It was fucking disturbing. No fault of his, felt awful. But I couldn't. :(

10 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 2

damn, you make my heart cry

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That part never occured to me. It is awful indeed but understandable on your side.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i honestly couldn't keep doing it. i liked him a whole bunch but i just couldn't. i did it the first time to not traumatize by my reaction.

10 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 2

This I highly approve of. You are a good person for this. You can't choose your thoughts, but you can choose your actions.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i felt like a pedo. for real. he was a man but that was of a child... it just felt soooooo wrong. i felt incredibly bad about it.

10 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 3

I think if you had sex with him once and then broke it off he may have known.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had just gotten out of a longer relationship about 6 months before. Said I needed more time (which I honestly did:

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This happened to me too. But he gave me HPV to remember him by :/

10 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

The gift that keeps on giving

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I tried the opposite (really, her gynecology told her she had tightness comparable to an 8'year old). Gotta say it's not bad the other way.

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 7

tightness FTW

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I spent more than 4 minutes trying to address this comment from many angles, but I got nothing

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And you went meta. Not bad.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it comfortable for her?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes, after some warming up.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

gotta ask, I'm curious as hell. Other than you feeling like a pedo, did it feel good for you? Was intercourse possible?

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Possible, yes, but like a pinky finger up to the first or second knuckle--not satisfying.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I just did head. I wasn't experienced enough to think of a position where it could even really go in. He was a virgin.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing was discussed at all ever... I had planned on sex but I generally start with head anyway so I just let him finish like that too.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had a female friend that would always use the phrase hotdog down a hallway to describe sex with a guy with a small dick.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

haha i've never heard this used against a guy, never thought it could go the other way around, interesting

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hm, never really heard that as a way to describe a small dick, kind of self-defeating

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i feel bad for them, its something they cannot help but they will be made fun of or made to feel unwanted cause of something so small

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

Buh dump -tish!-

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

ba-dum-tss

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i saw the pun after i typed it out, i was like eh fuck it

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing went for my less than A cup breast size

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

i love boobs of all sizes, its the fact im given a chance to play with them and show a woman that every part of them is loved makes it fun

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always wondered if women derive as much consternation over breast size as men do penis size. I assure you they're still beautiful.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I would be bothered/self conscious if I were single but I'm happily married and he makes me feel good so I don't worry about it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm sure he loves whatever you've got, I'm glad he helps you feel better :)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If lesbians can satisfy a woman then so can you

10 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 8

It isn't quite about whether or whether not you can satisfy a woman though, considering you'd have to keep your pants on.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

Yes but they aren't lesbians.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love lesbians with tiny dicks

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah, but maybe he wants to get some satisfaction of his OWN. He wants to put his cock in her.

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 3

Yeah but he's gotta hold on to a woman first, why not put their priorities before yours and see how it turns out?

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 4

it seems like the overwhelming fear of rejection and ridicule is paramount, personal pleasure second?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Modded strap-on with nice vibes and doodads for his and hers pleasure.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I think it's a little bit different, whether that's fair or not. As a man, penis size is a remarkably integral part of your life.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

That makes sense. I agree.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the record, I think it's stupid that it is, but it just always is. I can't imagine what it would do to my confidence in bed with a micro

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I dunno, I've always thought it's a silly thing to get hung up about. Not really any different to being short or ginger.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think a major insecurity for guys in general is the size of their penis, I know I sure as hell have that insecurity. Not a nice feeling :/

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

When I was in JR high we measured our penis's at a sleep over and I felt very insecure at 7' when the redheaded guy was a massive 12.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

insecure at 7 feet!? haha

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish that wasn't the way the world worked, hopefully things will change, *hugs*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As do I, but it is unfortunately :/ but thank you! *hugs back awkwardly*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't be awkward, or i'll tackle hug you!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tackle hug sounds much needed right about now!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

RAWR!!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs*

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

just want to say that if I like you, I like your dick and I want to make you happy. I prefer average/smaller, but I'm flexible. I have (1/2?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

p.s. these are directed at all people with dicks. I don't care about size, I care about people. I don't mind bellies or flaws either.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You...I like you. You sound like good people. Don't ever lose this outlook because the world needs role models like you. Cheers :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks :) you made me smile/feel better. I hope you meet lots of good people and have good life experiences. Cheers.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

trouble relaxing and sex can kinda hurt if it's too big, but if I like you, you can be damn well sure I'll give you a great blowjob and -2/3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will try to make you feel good. I don't think dick size matters as much as many think. Just try to be kind and find confidence.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It may not matter much to you, but you aren't everyone. Size queens don't deserve hate anymore than men with tiny members.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not trying to hate on anyone, just sharing how I feel and trying to encourage confidence.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you, I hope more people think like that :') It just sucks having all these standards in society and you fit exactly 0 of them

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure there are others who think like this. I hope my words made some people feel better about themselves.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0