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Both roommates girlfriends have been living with us all month. I haven’t gotten to hang with my pals and the girlfriends as me discretely to leave when they want to double date. I end up just locking myself in my room. Die in user sub. Had to get it off of my chest. If you’ve been single or in a similar situation best of luck lads.
EDIT: I expected this to die. Thanks for everything guys.
Kiore
That's shitty of them, and shitty of your roommates to let it happen. You live there too and you need to look after yourself.
Naroyto
Demand they pay rent if they're staying or go home. And don't have them push you around because they want alone time. I say 5th wheel it.
GravyEducation
As a dude who's made poor rent negotiations based on rooms and not number of people staying in them... sounds like it's time for a new deal
meskarune
I think rent per room is fair but we made the nicer/larger rooms have slightly higher rent than the shit small room.
HammerParty13
Ask them discretely to go the fuck home.
wrkImgr
Same. It’s like loneliness being shoved down your throat on a daily basis.
iancarry
hope they paid for the utilities .. cuz thats more than 30% increase in energy and water consumption
asm80dfa8sdfj
Energy, very unlikely. The AC and fridge run no matter what. Lights work for rooms not people. Most electronics are shared.
LargeVarge
And TP usage when that stuff scarce
MadameRainbowPants
Are they at least offering to help pay the bills?
IWouldDoThings
If you had a girlfriend, would she not be there?
ArgonSpark
My girl stays here a couple nights a week. She's not quarantined here. And she doesn't disrespect my roommate.
BrockEffingSamson
I read this as "my one roommate has two girlfriends, and both of those girlfriends are here". Which sounds even worse.
Timheretoo
Dude. I’ve been married 39 years. I STILL feel my gut twist at this. I believe someone is out there needing and wanting your love too.
Orthy
Thanks man. I appreciate it.
Slothforhire
If they're not paying rent they can fuck right off
nlaikhram7
been there with my roommate, she lived with us for a few months and it was terrible. just tell your roommates straight up
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
The girls should fuck off and give you some time with your buddies especially if you've helped them out
cenataur
That's extremely annoying. I lost a good friend when this girlfriend moved in and out all her stuff in the spare room & refused to pay rent.
ItsStillThe29th
Room mates gf was in New York until 1 day before they closed the borders. Came back to Germany, got ill, spent a week at ours. Feel u.
rebelhead
Beans. Eat em. Lots of em.
Grudgebearingmidget
NachoPete
PhailRaptor
But you gotta do it extra creepy like. Give the spoon some serious tongue.
lovehandlesmessiah
DaneelOliv
I don’t get the girls’ mentality. It’s just them having dinner, why can’t OP just join them? Why bother forcing the couple dynamic..
BrazilianThunderPanda
Are the two of the girls paying rent? Than they get no say.
Dionysus187
Perhaps the property managers would have something to say about 2 extra people living there not on the lease....
fbutt09
Snitch on them discreetly
BrazilianThunderPanda
Hey @OP does your lease say anything about guests staying over for more than X days? It would be a shame if someone told the landlord.
MrWookloaf
Walk around naked. Eating doritos and wiping the cheese dust off on your bare belly. Assert dominance.
ShutUpMeh
Uh, that would be wasting cheese dust
MrWookloaf
Well obviously you're saving it for later.
BadgerTribe
I could have it so much worse. Thank you for sharing this.
BadgerTribe
And im sorry. Do get some utility money from them if y'all are splitting utilities.
6gunglenn5772
Two words: casual nudity
Zulljin4
MystikSpiral
I will never get tired of seein this...
Zulljin4
iamavertigowhale
My fiancee broke up with me a month ago. I found out two days ago that she has already been living with another guy. Feeling so alone now
anklepotatotattoo
That sucks bro. Hang in there!
Tatertots7
Have then pay rent and tell the to go fuck themselves out ur house
IceWeaselX
By "double date" do you mean they're swingers? If they're not having sex, what's wrong with a single person participating?
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UnfinishedSentencesAre
I did, found nothing. But looks like OP has 6 figure job, why tf he even has roommates?
Alkuam2
Oh shit, I clicked on somebody else's profile, my bad. I think it was that dog knot dude from what I saw.
DashDaddyD
Who would go on the internet and lie for fake internet points?!
Orthy
I’m not gay, but they don’t want someone third wheeling or fifth wheeling in this case.
DeKetsendeRechter
Who cares? It's your home, not their girlfriends. If they wanna stay and quarantine, tell them they'll share or get lost, lmao!
Alkuam2
Oh shit, I clicked on somebody else's profile, sorry about that. I think it was that dog knot dude from what I saw. Deleting my comment.
Alkuam2
Yup, it was @KnotsAreMySpecialty. Not sure how I ended up there.
KnotsAreMySpecialty
o-o
mricowboy
Only one thing to do....throw an orgy.
OstinPower2020
Charlie Sheen style!
hamadele
And make their girlfriends watch
thesaurusaurus1984
This guy fucks
LookHarder80085
Honestly, it's @op's own fault he hasn't already fucked both girlfriends and made it so awkward afterward they left.
h0tdoglatte
and video it
newdoug2017
JustitiaetFortitudo
At least broach the option. What do you have to lose?
Walmartstallwithnolock
thevortexmaster
How far can you throw them?
fbutt09
Record and upload
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Split the rent 5 ways if they are living there... They should pay.
kaelyneh
Stimulus check came in, regardless no such thing as free rent. They can pay or leave. Only fair, man.
Orthy
They are paying in skin to their boyfriends...
retrocosmos
Call the landlord?
captainawesome9000
I don’t think a landlord can do much about guests as long as they’re not damaging the property. And the other tenants would definitely call
captainawesome9000
them guests. If I was one of them, I’d also argue social distancing. If they stay there instead of going back and forth there’s less chance
Orthy
Massive complex and they’d made similar exceptions but that’s a pretty solid idea
ZOMGNO
They should at least pay the utilities parts of the bill, if not the rent
BC39715
And the bills! They can pay for their own hot showers!
HarryBeauner
This! Taking up shower time killed me when I had roommates and girlfriends that would stay for extended weeks.
Legrooveth
That's actually the much more reasonable answer, sharing rent is a bit much, sharing bills makes complete sense
iwhannafly
Sharing the rent along with all common expenses for the house is the only way
bazookasoup
Yea, but if 2/3 are doing it, you will be the one told to leave if you dont like it.
lonewolf9556
Shouldn't be much of an issue, if you can split a 3 bedroom, should be able to do a 1 bedroom.
UnrustleYerJimmies
Lmao what fairytale land do you live in where rent for a 1 bedroom apartment isn't double that of renting a room with other people?
Baughr
Fuck yeah, or pay utilities
essemiis
Yup. When my boyfriend moved into my room of the apartment, he offered to pay my rent but instead i had him split rent with us. :) its fair.
barnwolf
I mean, I think I'd expect a room to myself if that happened. Or a discount if I was sharing a room and others weren't.
PickleDemon5
But it's YOUR decision to have your partner stay, your housemates didn't originally agree to that, why should it come out of their pocket?
barnwolf
From my understanding of rental agreements, it's generally not your choice. You need approval of roommates and maybe renter for long term.
TrynaHelp
Why would he offer to pay for all the rent? I'm super curious as to the reason he would give
SheWhoRunsWithRaptors
Maybe he was raised to believe ‘the man should pay’ thing. Don’t agree with it myself but what ever floats peoples boats.
somethingintangible
Yeah good luck with that conversation
Strangedays2026
Now imagine if someone had told him to leave the toilet seat up.
NaughtButOne
You just gave me a mild PTSD with that comment. Swear to god, I'll never have room mates again.
Cosmicblunder
I second that...so much. You don't truly know someone until you've lived with them. Familiarity breeds contempt most of the time
iwanttomountndewya
This is how i put it to my brother-in-law about his girlfriend: "It's fine that she stays here, just remember that she uses resources." Done
SpaceshipBeBop
Legit had a roommate tell me that his gf who didn't work and just staying home 24/7 didn't use any resources and shouldn't have to help pay
iwanttomountndewya
Cool, so he should pay for his guest :P at least that would be my response. Sounds like a hand full.
Chocolatecoveredmoose
Yuuup my friend and I didn’t speak for several years after that one
Pleeby
In my second year of uni, I was living in a room half the size of everyone elses, and still splitting the rent 5 ways. Then the girl with 1/
Pleeby
the largest room and an en-suite has her boyfriend move in. They split her 5th, with a fucking EN SUITE, and I'm paying twice what either 2/
Pleeby
of them are paying, for a shitty little broon cupboard of a room, and a bathroom shared with 3 others. Still makes me so angry to this day.
somethingintangible
Bro that sucks. I had a similar situation in uni. Smallest room, and the guy who knew the landlord decided to give himself a discount and
ImPoTho
I felt that rather deep down my man.. Ouch...
angus017
Last month, I told my roommates girlfriend she had to pay utilities or stop working from my house and she cried.
Cosmicwizard0
She sounds very grown up
iwhannafly
It is so hard to get non paying people out
biclighter
Ended up moving myself, and since none of the freeloaders had a proper income they got kicked out. Suckers.
iwhannafly
I am buying my house I can’t just move out
somethingintangible
If you bought your house with other people I sincerely hope you wrote up an agreement for how to deal with disputes like this.
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
I’ve had this talk 4 times and it has never ended well:( I married my wife because she was cool with paying rent while staying with us. She-
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Is a keeper for sure. Among many other great reasons:)-
azurevin
The conversation will go just fine; it'll show who the grownups are between his roommates, either willing to chip in or leave.
somethingintangible
You've obviously never lived with people. There's this secret third option called "argue, stay, and make everybody miserable".
azurevin
You are a wizer, Haery.
fbutt09
Ain’t happening bruh
meskarune
Rent should be per room, but utilities per person. The bf's can choose to split their rent or not.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
No... The apartment is more then the room.
PickleDemon5
Nah if I had to share my flat kitchen and bathroom with another person unwillingly, they'd have to share rent as well
PremiumCola
I have this same problem, they're both unemployed because of covid.
Cloud26Strife
Eh... I would say they should pay utilities (and possibly buy groceries) but not rent. Not as if they got their own bedrooms.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Kitchen? Bathrooms? Common areas? Just bring in the f-ing way.
Cloud26Strife
The couples are entitled to the same number of rooms as if the girls weren't there, presumably.
zonide
an even split is never good. it should always be a % of income vs total bills. but ya cant really split up a no job GFs snooch. or can you
igivetheinternets
^This is what happens when you let socialism infect your country
zonide
how did you get from 2 roomates splitting costs to socialism for countries?
zonide
lol people really dont understand how % work
ObeseWanKenobi
We understand, we just don't agree that it's the best way to pay rent.
zonide
so, if i made more money than you, and we split divided by 2, i should keep more, you pay all you have and then owe me some?
zonide
see thats the math part of it
ObeseWanKenobi
I wouldn't move in with you.
zonide
like, if one person makes 80% of the money, they should pay 80% of the bills, barring of course people with no income
zonide
it sounds unfair, but really it is quite fair
zonide
im satisfied that i was right that "people wouldnt get it" and disappointed at the same time
biclighter
How is this fair? Make more money if you want more money, the costs remain the same.
zonide
if the total income of the house between 2 people was 100 dollars and the bills were 100 dollars, and one person made 60% and the other 40%
zonide
because the alternative on a 50 50 split, the person that makes 80% of the money makes out like a bandit and the 20% person is screwed
ItsAWonderfulButt
Wtf Your maths is wrong. If I was paying 80% of bills, I'd be kicking the other person out and pay the 100% for total freedom.
Hardoodle
Consider this. I choose to work at a pulp mill, I get paid 35 an hour to shovel dust, hog and snow for that entire work period.
Hardoodle
My roommate makes ends meet by working at a library for minimum wage ($15) why by any stretch of the imagination should I pay more than them
zonide
based on percentages, you arent paying more than your fair share and they arent paying less... thats not how math works
zonide
so if i made 35 dollars and the other person made 65 dollars and the rent was 100 dollars, you are saying that i should still pay 50?
zonide
unless both people, assuming there are 2 people, make exactly the same amount, is the only way it can be 50 50, thats how math works
zonide
if both people dont make EXACTLY the same amount, it cant be 50 50.... again, basic math
zonide
your choice on who you partner with for whichever example is irrelevant to how math works.
zonide
50 50 with 2 people doesnt just mean total cost divided by 2. its total percentage, theres a bit difference and distinction between the 2
trustworthyfart
That goes both ways. Don’t pick a place you can’t afford and make your roomie cover the rest of your share.
NoZedWord
Fuck that, you pay rent. Assert dominance, watch hentai in the common area.
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Ass, Cash or Grass.
Morkei1984
Sneakycomment
Which kind? Asking for a friend.
anderssondaniel264
Plot twist: The girlfriends like it.
redpandabanana
I personally recommend interspiecies reviewers
ALoneLurker
LoadedBakedPotatoes
All 3 pay rent as far as we know. OP+2 roommates.
NoZedWord
Their GFs don't, they don't get a say.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
But roommates do have a say, if they pay equal rent? What are you confused about?
NoZedWord
It's common space, they want privacy they can go to their rooms
LoadedBakedPotatoes
OP didn’t say that his roommates are spending most of their times with GFs in common space. Don’t assume. OP did not provide us with details
IPKOB
Most leases have a clause about people not on it staying more than x times in a given time period
LoadedBakedPotatoes
That’s an assumption. We don’t know all details.
WannaSeeMeWalkLikeAShrimp
Don’t forget the eye contact
ILikeTinyBoxes
Make sure it lasts uncomfortably longer than it should
IWouldDoThings
Assert dominance - do something sexually inappropriate and make them uncomfortable? Got it.
RubberChickenGoD
Like fapping to the hentai?
ILikeTinyBoxes
Dravit
Naked, whilst eating Doritos.
Orthy
Thank god for a great sound system. Category: Tentacle
swifter66
Also great on a whomping sound system, the title Tentacles https://youtu.be/kxstMJY2Q28
itshighnoonforlunch
Loud hentai
peeeopeepeee
I was today years old when I learned there's such a thing as quiet hentai
HiImMrMeeseeks
Red Army Faction (the band) is great for when you're in a post-industrial german death metal kinda mood.
lovehandlesmessiah
Aphex Twin
Levistras
Transported right back to my teens...
newdoug2017
OwO
ThouArtWanking
Nah dude, you gotta watch orgy porn. Get everyone ready for a good night!
Dionysus187
yeah i was gonna say watch some porn with very specific themes, like a room mate fucking the other room mates GF
Rovylern
lovehandlesmessiah
Urotsukidojo - Revenge of the Overfriend
GrimnLock
Doot
datphone777365
Pfft go hard play pidgeon blood
NoZedWord
My man!
Walmartstallwithnolock
This. This is the right answer. And slowly move your hand towards your pants while saying" my girlfriend and I need some alone time too"
NoZedWord
All while maintaining eye contact
stolie
Crucial
Walmartstallwithnolock
Grudgebearingmidget
Okay, i've seen this enough times now I'm morbidly curious, anyone know wtf movie or TV show this comes from? or at least context?
PickleDemon5
We need to talk about Kevin, good film!
r0xtehem0x
I think it's "We Need To Talk About Kevin"
r0xtehem0x
No clue about where it's from except that looks like Tilda Swinton.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
We could have a huge Zoom date. Like 200 imgur users, all watching tentacle porn together. Like the old days. Like a family.
themullusk
ILikeTinyBoxes
I'd come
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Yes, that's the point.
NoZedWord
RevnaBirger
Fuck that, tell them to fuck right off. Its your place my dude
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wheresthesun
Do what? She isn’t doing anything. They asked and he complied. He doesn’t have to do shit but leaves out of respect, betaness, keeping peace
youwould
its from a vine
Gremlynn4023
Yeah, people who share a space occasionally asking if they can have it to themselves is SO unreasonable.
NaughtButOne
Unless they're having an orgy, what difference is there between 4 or 5 people? Single people like movies, too. And if they are, well...
Gremlynn4023
Dude, it's date night and they can't leave. You wouldn't expect an invite if they went out for a date just because "what's the difference?"
NaughtButOne
If it was either of the couples, alone, absolutely. I don't understand the point of a double date asking someone to leave.
Apocallama
It's also the housemates houses. Be mature and tell the friends you want to spend time with them. If they're cool they'll get it
DownVoteVerifier
Are they paying rent also?
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Umm ... no. OP only has 1/3 legal rights. IF, all 3 are on the lease.
OstinPower2020
I don't know. I picture two gorgeous blond shells hanging around the gaf in their underwear.
littledanAK
'blond shells' instead of bombshells? Is this a malaphor I've never heard?
OstinPower2020
I do that a lot. Im creative lol
Orthy
More like causing a huge mess and reading tabloids.
Maitrify
He would obviously have to talk to the boyfriends as they live there too.
Kittynomnoms
Except for the part where the girlfriends ask him to leave... That warrants an immediate "fuck off"
QWTFODDBALL
Then you become the asshole on a permanent basis. Theres no winning here.
Kittynomnoms
I'd rather be the asshole that's allowed to use my own living space that I pay for.
Orthy
I blocked their devices on the WiFi... little wins
Nirvash1
Turn it off and on constantly so their device tries to reconnect and lags like hell . Figured this one out with my step mother who I hate
TheMilkbox
Get a cricket noise maker and hide it in the wall
MostLikelyNotWearingPants
Split the rent 5 ways!
W0b0
Haaaaa. Dave chapelle gif x 1000 ?
BanderasForScale
Block devices, act clueless to why they can’t connect. Profit. I’ve done it too brother lol like u said little victories
6war6scry6
Pennyisafreeloader
mookooskookoolatoos
Tabasco o the toilet paper next!
b0bbafet
texasfoodman
Blocking isn’t as good as slowing their connection down and randomly dropping their connections.
KatWoman
My old roommate would have loud sex when she wanted me to leave. Porn over the speakers! So happy I don’t have roommates anymore
RandomMemmer
Passive aggressive isn't a good solution either
Inja
Start coughing and say you might have a fever
Freemammograms
EndersPregame
Well played dude
RevnaBirger
Noice. My man
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Good they don't pay for it.
NotYourLady
As someone who has Way more friends than my roomie (I'm an extrovert, he's an introvert) I NEVER invite anyone over for more than a night
NotYourLady
Without discussing it with him first. I will have the guests I want but within parameters that he finds acceptable. It's a tough balance but
NotYourLady
I ALWAYS make sure he's comfortable with what I want.
UptoKode
You need to figure out how to just drop packets. If they get NO internet they will figure it out. If it's horribly slow internet they will
NullUser20
Just check if there's a QoS setting or something similar and set their devices to run at .1 or whatever the lowest increment is.
UptoKode
Be infinitely more frustrated and it can be blamed on their shitty phones/laptops etc.
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
Harryteeters
Petty. You need to bang the girlfriends
ilovepeachesmorethanyou
Establish dominance
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
godzilladc
And their boyfriends.
W0b0
I bang enemies. Or I mean I used to
IFavoriteThingsWithIntentionsOfReadingLaterButItNeverWorks
Noob3rts
(1) You pay rent, they do not. It is your apartment and you need to make that clear that they need to respect you. They are freeloading off
Noob3rts
(2) the kindness and relationship (unless there are circumstances that were not specific) during a pandemic. That's top tier shit.
LoadedBakedPotatoes
They don’t pay rent? How do you know??
Noob3rts
Read my next comment. I said "unless there are circumstances that were not specific" which implies any number of things one of which is rent
poisonpen
Because he did not call them roommates as well?
LoadedBakedPotatoes
He did say they are roommates. He didn’t mention financial responsibilities among 3 of them.