SuckieMcSuck
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hot house
hmmm
me irl
ColmOShea
Rocksand. I scrolled through 52 images on mobile data to make sure the top comment was the top comment.
randolphina
To be fair, some black bear variants are actually more brown, especially in appalachia.
atTheRealMAD
boopsboop2
gablestout
#25 "Sally, you're so obtuse." - Olivia. "She's right, you know." - Bob
lDanielHolm
Aww, Bob's acute.
quaggledoo
Those Winco candy bins ❤
SconeofFriendship
I was so sad when I moved to TN and so happy when I moved back to CA mostly because of Winco. :)
LateNightBunnyParty
We just got them here in central OK and They're the freakin' best.
UncleScarwasright
The Eurasian Brown Bear is ursus arctos arctos - so, Bear Bear Bear. The most bear a bear can be. So Bear. Much roar. Wow.
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
qptainNemo
At first I almost was like "meh...", but then I recognized Ayame-sama. o7
AnxiouslySarcastic
firefighter26
I kind of think that themed Uber should be a thing...
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firefighter26
MyTrashCanIsFull
Hell no brother
TrashPandito
Solid dump OP
MermaidDolphin
I swear, every kindergarten and 1st grade teacher has that exact same handwriting
grobesviech
https://youtu.be/t3A68fJS57Q
GremGrem
They also own an unfair number of cute dresses with pockets
theirownreward
It makes sense, that's when they're all simultaneously learning penmanship
TheFinalDoctor
let's be clear here. Michael knew exactly what he was doing. He's just still young enough he can get away with it
cabbagegoose
As someone who works alongside teachers, I've noticed all of them have this handwriting. Only seen it in K-6 though.
sunyudai
I still have that handwriting unless I pay attention to do better.
ImAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Well I’ve never seen every kindergarten teacher and 1st grade teacher in the same room before. There is a high chance that there is only one
BewareTheCrocigator
*x-files theme plays*
CrazyCatLad
Okay Ken M
procrastinatingagain
Could someone explain the tire one to me?
randolphina
looks like he drove through fresh asphalt, or maybe a recently resealed parking lot.
MermaidDolphin
They drove over wet asphalt
zippydee
That makes more sense, I thought the tyre was meltying
GeniusGT
#4 "soviet" doesn't mean "union".
MemeMaster911
спасибо товарищ!
GeniusGT
Poshol nahuî suka, blyat'. ;)
purdhapley
ATM machine. Automated teller machine machine. That one always bothered me.
Sayuri2
Pet Peeve: People saying CPU Unit
Zaranthan
You mean the thing where you punch in your PIN Number?
purdhapley
spameater
With LCD display?
AmyBethMegJo
When you need money to buy stuff at DSW (Discount Shoe Warehouse) Shoe Warehouse.
BreadyStinellis
That's why we call them TYME machines in Wisconsin. Take your money everywhere machine.
IIQueenCobraII
#15 I believe almost all "schoolwork" like this, is made by grownups trying to be funny on the internet.
captainclutch
My idea: a rideshare service called Güber
GregoriusDaneli
#4: The La Brea Tar Pits (the the tar pits tar pits)
FastestBearAlive
The Ferrari La Ferrari
WoeToHice
Nope. "Brea" means "tar", not "tar pits", so it would be the the tar tar pits.
eelero
The Los Angeles Angles (The The Angles Angles)
SpecialAgentSkully
ATM Machine/Mac Machine (Automated Teller Machine Machine)
ExTechOp
CD disk: Compact Disk disk, DVD disk: Digital Video Disk disk. The list is fairly endless.
pres2pond
Arctic bear = bear bear
ExTechOp
It's been pointed out repeatedly that our planet's poles are designated as the bear one and the non-bear one.
ferafish
Grizzly bear's scietific name is Ursus arctos horribilis, or "horrible bear bear"
Mixedrace
Rocksand you don't have to wear that dress tonight....
SuperTacticalSandwich
Rocksand, you don't have to put on your head lice. Rocksand, you don't have to shell your bobbies to the right!
amyrose
maliciousGman
shankelstoff
Amazing.
NunyaBizness
Walk the streets for money you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right
AbyssinianRem
The version from Moulin Rouge is outstanding.
crumpuppet
wandergeist
https://youtu.be/uaz8A9Bu-pA
DangerZoner
Rooooooocksand!
helagos
DON'T PUT ON THE RED LIGHT!!!
PsychicOctopus
You don't have to sell your body to the night!
PunjabiMacgyver
yes you do. wifi isnt free.
PrincessOctopus
Walk the streets for money, you don't care if it's wrong or if it's right.
chupathingy99
That guy's voice is so fucking irritating.
Jayfourke
I also hate that song.
HandfulOfBees
ya well get bent buddy
Emracruel
Fucking everyone for about 30 feet knows I just read something funny. That's fucking gold. Hey @extraupvote can I get this man another?
ExtraUpvote
+1'd
wandergeist
https://youtu.be/uaz8A9Bu-pA
ingenredes
Roooooss can!
stockwell123
It scrolled through the replies hoping to see this
MrFizzelsCanSenseWhenYoureBeingALiar
sheriwallace123
Ross can get me the tickets!
OptimisticOlivia
I approve of the 3rd triangles name.
QSteele
#15 He said what he meant, and meant what he said.
DefunkMyJunk
It's fake and gay anyway. What kid says "mother" ?
bearsinbandanas
love the question mark at the end of the third sentence
ILiekToCookAndBake
So that's why dentists expect you to separate your jaw...
thisistheinternetimheretotellliesandarguewithstrangers
What are the pebbles?
BreadyStinellis
Jelly beans. Not sure why we are seeing that or the coins all over the car floor... but there they are.
waspentalive
Beans?
TheValleyofGwangi1
Well... fuck this whole week. — jelly bean guy, probably
ShawnSpencerPsychic
Gus, don't be Earl. They're obviously shopping at the Bulk Mystery Pill Store, and those are bulk mystery pills.
InternetExplorer2001
They look like jelly beans.
cemeterymeri
They look like jellybeans
idaho69442
I'm pretty sure Michael knew exactly what he was writing.
NappingIsTheBestMedicine
Those sentences seem too good to not be planned
CakeDaySenderkm
The pictures in the last half just made this dump. Bravo! +1
Zaranthan
BewareTheCrocigator
And what about the banana one?
wowsorekt
Thx. That one tripped me out. I can see the intersection where the pic was taken from my bedroom window I was so confused. I felt violated.
sweetrelish85
May I ask if you're in Florida? The highway design looks like Florida.
wowsorekt
Yep that’s semoran and colonial east Orlando haha
SeventhSolar
I noticed and still wasn't sure.
lisaraae
Thanks, I couldn't figure it out
CrazyCatLad
I smelled cigarette smoke at the gas station once. Couldn't tell from where. When I was nearly done I saw some fuckhead smoking.
UraniusCrack
24 still seems like a young age to have kids
BreadyStinellis
Absolutely. I dont know anyone my age who intentionally had kids before 28.
HerrFraeulein
32 where I'm from
jenigrl85
My second kid was planned, I was 27 when I got pregnant with him (28 when he was born). First was unplanned though
Frickinglizardking
Right, or to be married. Bet it ends in divorce and a sad child.
BewareTheCrocigator
My friends got married at 21, had two kids within a couple of years. 10 years later they're doing great and so are the kids.
Frickinglizardking
Yall realize those examples are outliers right?
lalalalabamba
I got married at 21. I’m 28 now and still married to the same man. It can work. We don’t have kids yet though.
ihatedeadstuff
So no one is going to mention the pilots? Really?
blueprintbro
notmyrealface
And they used to be worried about women being in the air force...
dashers
My brief search only threw up that g forces means fighter pilots are a lot more like to have girls due to impact on male sperm.
bearsinbandanas
I suddenly want to be a fighter pilot.
lursmani
Soviet doesn't mean union. It means council. Sovetskiy Soiuz - Union of Councils.
SmolTenk
Depends, I mean many of these councils started out as worker unions and had similar function.
spetcnaz
Sorry but that doesn't change the meaning of the word. As stated above Soviet is the Russian word совет. Meaning, advice. They came together
spetcnaz
to give/get common advice. Since USSR was technically built upon these soviets, from the local factory ones up to individual republic's
spetcnaz
we get the name CCCP/USSR. So the poster was incorrect.
stoler202
Or "advice", in other context.
spetcnaz
Glad to see I was not the only one who got annoyed by that
ComicallyLongUsername
Was about to write this, glad to see it got picked up, Comrade.
legalimmigrant
да
ddet1207
TanithRosenbaum
Thank you for the clarification Tovarishch
WoeToHice
Hutchy01
We have Google it's really not hard to check this stuff, I know it was the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. 20 years ago I wouldn't.
ForTheSwarm
It's only the ex-USSR if you stop believing, comrade.
ProfessorSandwich
Jimmy Johnson (penis penis)
rottenmilkshakesbringzombieboystotheyard
Dick Johnson
razor10000
Peter O'Toole (Penis O'Penis)
RimJim
Isn’t a jimmy a condom? How about Peter Johnson? Willie Dick. Cock Boner. Meatstick McBeefbus.
lemonstudmuffin
True story, I know both a Peter Johnson and a Jimmy Johnson
PsychicOctopus
Meatstick McBeefbus 2020
Danishlmgurian
MCBEEFBUS FOR PRESIDENT!!!
SeeMyVests
Jimmy hat goes on the jimmy.
bigdickdalrymple
Not to be a party pooper here, but isn't Jimmy slang for condom? So it would be condom penis, which is still funny AND safe
Samoflange
I thought it was "Jimmy Hat", ie something you put ON your Jimmy. Jimmy could now be the normal use if it's been slang long enough I guess.
LateNightBunnyParty
I thought a condom was a Jimmy HAT. A hat for the Jimmy.
bigdickdalrymple
Ohhhhh you could be right! Good point
PlatypusPlatypus
I know this door handle! It's a butcher's shop I've been to, but I can't remember where...
Sluggingforward
isn't it on a tv show?
MightyNerdyCrafty
@PlatypsPlatyps Vic's Meats, Woolahra, Sydney, Australia, Southern hemisphere, Earth, the Sol system....?
PlatypusPlatypus
Nice! It turns out the butcher shop round the corner from where I live also has this handle, which is where I knew it from, but very cool.
LazyPea
Was it on Imgur?
PlatypusPlatypus
Come to think of it, yes. Not many people know of the secret butcher's shop inside Imgur.
where2bee2
As an imgur butcher, can confirm
celestedrake
Are you the owner of the secret butcher shop on imgur? Is there more than one? Is there a secret soviety of imgur butchers?
MantisTobogganPilotMD
There's a place near me that his it, called Fred the Butcher
Lunazaak
Hello friend,this doesn't appear to be the exact same one,but the comments give locations of others that have similar handles! Hope it helps
Lunazaak
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5ks3wx/the_handle_on_this_restaurants_door_is_a_meat/?utm_source=amp&utm_medium=comment_
PlatypusPlatypus
It turns out the one I was thinking of is in Norfolk, VA, where I live
Lunazaak
Yay, I did a help!
deadeyesatan
It's quite cleaver
JebKermin
thomar524
Boom!
moustacheofdeath
Sharp humour we got there
deadeyesatan
+1 for username
BabySharkEtc
kunaiwithchain
There's a restaurant in Grand rapids with that same handle
indyjacob
That's where I've seen that kind of handle before. I was visiting my grandparents in GR when I saw that.
PlatypusPlatypus
Hmmm, I've never been there, I guess maybe there's more than one door handle like that
thomar524
Michigan in da house holla holla holla holla holla holla holla holla
TallForAStormtrooper
Represent!
ourari
Thank you for your contribution. It is super informative.
Grrrg
Well I thought it was a picture of vandalism until I read it so it helped me
PlatypusPlatypus
I was kind of hoping someone else might remember... :( Alas...
ourari
Don't give up hope. There's still time! You could also try reverse image search.
PlatypusPlatypus
I care, but not enough to make those three clicks
SanyaNya
tfw you can do it in two~
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
And this is where we are now as a species.
NunyaBizness
Imgur font ... is that three dicks or three clicks