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Best friends.
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The temptation was too strong
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jdaniels57a
Winnie has a serious addiction.
TrizzNathaniel
You leave the damn lights off you monster!!
NotasfunnyasIthinkIam
#16 is actually a super nice guy! My buddy and I met him when we went by their station to bring them some Texas patches!
NerdN1
#7 They are bred to find animals hiding underground in a wide area. Of course they can find your candy.
zucchino
Well... they used to be bred for that. Now they're bred to be cute accessories.
MironGaines
There's nothing better than #1
TVNewsIsBadForYou
#13
SomeCrazyNerd
Six person orgy, yay!
kimannhd5464
#13 is so touching
TheGhostofElizabethShue
#17 Don't speak for Jesus, maybe she's a money lender; you're a boy; that's not a saying. Top right is OK. The others could learn from him.
andafuckyoutoo
andafuckyoutoo
LurKaiSen
HodgeNPodge
Well??? Did #10 get the job???
nommon
#4 appears to be a comforter on a bed. I call shenanigans
SergeiBoobtitsky
What, your couch doesn't face a closed window about 2 feet in front of it?
bunnyrut
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
OPs a blondie, probs were too dumb to think that it wasn't. @OP
lifeofablondie
Plot twist
AUGACUGAAUCGUCGUAG
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SpikeTheGoat
I guess because of the 'no'? Would have been less wholesome if they went ahead and gave it a shot.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
#15 The most Canadian thing, ever. It could only be more Canadian if they'd left the money in an empty Tim Horton's cup.
Pandameter
RUTR must have been on
Totallyscrewedinaustin
INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
#9 One of these things is not like the others.
PeterMerkin
#13 All I can imagine is snot on the back of their jackets now.
SpaceLlamaMk1
#14 he's even taking the suitcase from the frail old man!
IMostlyCommentWithGifsSometimesPics
MuffyTheHamburgerSlayer
#1 "Goddamn it. REALLY, SHARON?!"
Insomnia297
Is that a fucking Dobie? I had one growing up. It was the best dog anyone's ever had. Fight me.
floppypickle
I don't want to fight about it, but the only other explanation is that we shared the same Dobie growing up. It really was the best dog.
Insomnia297
I chose to believe you're my sibling. Now, and henceforth.
floppypickle
You're absolutely my sibling. We had good times with that dog.
exeliar
Who.... who was asking the children to slap a girl in front of them?
easytigger
It was an experiment, Laura! We do it for science!
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
It was a social experiment. Let me see if I can find the video
TheStorytellerComic
me...
SavageTacoSupremeOverlord
https://youtu.be/b2OcKQ_mbiQ
OPsFatMom
Backhand or forehand? Because you know what they say about a backhand it's like Sure deodorant, strong enough for a man but made for a woman
SomeCrazyNerd
They should hit the girl. I'm for equality. Everyone get shit.
NiHyde
Or you can just not hit anyone.
SomeCrazyNerd
Its a joke.
stillnotawake
2 years later and no one is laughing .
classicgrinder
It was an Italian commercial about domestic abuse. They were asked to hold hands, kiss on the cheek, and then slap. None slapped.
djsdkdjsk
Ok i would of just held hands then would of just noped away slowly on the other two
CRAZZZYBongo
But that creates bias. If the girl treated the boys like dirt, then who knows how results could change?
lisp
Tell the girl to slap the boy, and count how many will do it without a second thought
Loser37
I'm sure there are a lot of little boys and girls that would have slapped, to be honest.
Loser37
I doubt that
lisp
what
Loser37
I doubt that if you asked a bunch of little girls the slap the boys that they would
TheMexicanStaringFrog0fSouthernSriLanka
Username checks out
Loser37
Why do you think I chose it?
BlankMage
As a kid, i wouldn't have done any. Just stared and and stay perfectly still in an attempt to go unnoticed.
SomeRandomNobhead
Obviously if you don't move no one can see you.
BlankMage
I just noticed I made two typos in a single post, but it got too many upvotes and now I can't just delete it, oh god what fresh hell is this
strcmdman
One of your own creation! Now suffer +1
WingedLemming
Thank you for the feel-goods. :)
ScrewHavinAUsername
Very nice & uplifting! Hello Wednesday, I'm ready for you now.
ICallOPFaggotOutaRespect
Sogeking
#9 is very uplifting
ScrewHavinAUsername
Especially #9 hhahaa
lifeofablondie
;)))))
Thanshin
#15 makes me sad. I've spent my life in the wrong fucking country. I should have moved to Canada. Now I'm old and it's too late. Fuck!
giitsok
haha.. depends where that is. In Vancouver that would not have happened.
inquisitivefluff
It's only too late when you're dead. There's still time.
Imnotaclevergirl365
I'm pregnant. Everything makes me tear up a little. This post made me cry
vitrosyuask
Old ass man and the same. Good luck
JupitersWitch
Pregnancy- Crying because you are crying.
Imnotaclevergirl365
Basically
TheClayKnight
Pregnancy: "I hope you like hormones"
Somanyquestions
#9 I usually think what would happen if I threw them off a building, what people around me would do, how people in the street would react.
djsdkdjsk
then get a doll that looks real
Somanyquestions
Pretty sure people would notice if their child is still in their arms/stroller or not.
zucchino
I assume this kind of thing is normal because it happens to me and I hope I'm not a psychopath.
SomethingOrigina1
Suuuure.
basketthemoose
It's not weird to think about it, it's weird to actually do it or have any real desire to go through with it.
Melanisia
#16 always reminds me of when I was in an ambulance with my daughter. Her blood pressure started to drop, so the paramedic pinched her. 1/2
Ckemtp
I do the "slap of life" and straight up slap people in the face right when they go unresponsive. 9/10 times it works. Source: Am Paramedic
Melanisia
*Slap of life not suggested in cases of possible neck injuries.
rbudrick
Reminds me of a flight w/ awful turbulence.wife was having a panic attack. I pinched her hard on the arm. She was so mad, the attack 1/2
rbudrick
Stopped. She realized what I did and laughed. She couldnt believe it worked. Only time ever in 20 yrs I hurt her on purpose, but it was 2/
rbudrick
To save her from something far worse.
Greytrek90
You are the kind of husband I hope to be. Seriously.
rbudrick
Damn, thanks!
illuminerdy
Haha, you don't have to justify pinching your wife, we all know it was just you trying to help :)
lisp
if u know what i mean
Dragon10449
What happened to your daughter? Hope everything went alright
Melanisia
We were run off the road in ice weather, and our van rolled, she was thrown from the vehicle and her forehead was cracked open.
Melanisia
She turned feral (my daughter was not at home, just her id), ambulance, life flight, surgery... they repaired her skull and skin.....
Melanisia
That was almost 6 years ago. She's in 8th grade now, and in AP maths and sciences.
Maclarion
Shoot all I know about that is in a 100yo story from psych101 about a man whose frontal lobe got blown out. Would you do a story time post?>
snowfork
Phineas Gage? That was a spike through the skull and loss on impulse control
Maclarion
If on your end you're willing to open up your personal life to the morbid curiousity of strangers, there's new things to be learned on ours.
Dragon10449
She turned feral?? I'm hoping that doesn't mean what I'm thinking it does. Also I hope she's better now with little to no lasting effects...
Melanisia
Little to no lasting effects, and yes the Mindi I know was just gone. She was pure animal until she got to the ER.
Melanisia
I was trying to hold her down to keep her from hurting herself (back injuries are always a possibility) and she was fighting me.
Melanisia
She got mad, screamed, and her blood pressure went back up, and then stabilized. 2/2
Littlebrownfoxx
EMT threw my brother in a snowbank to bring down his fever. Wouldn't have made it otherwise
inkuned
I'm sorry I know this is serious but I laughed at the image of EMT being like "oh shit!" And just throwing him to snowbank like a ragdoll
ChucklePuss
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view1/1251270/kid-gets-thrown-into-pool-o.gif
ARainbowInTheDark
Did you get mad when you didn't know why they pinched her?
Melanisia
My late husband was an EMT and I was a CNA. I knew EXACTLY why he pinched her.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Sorry of your loss fren
mustachefleas
Yay fellow CNA
IamTheSherm
Because you worked with him before and knew he was an asshole that enjoys pinching helpless kids?
DrTacticalKeyboard
https://imgur.com/b79OtMl
Melanisia
They HAD to get her blood pressure up, until they could get enough IV fluids in her to stabilize it.
Melanisia
I hadn't worked with that particular paramedic, and he wasn't an asshole. He did what was needed to get her blood pressure back up.
CyanideSynn1221
toadonacouch
I hope you got the job!
CyanideSynn1221
I did, thank you!
lifeofablondie
How was the interview?
CyanideSynn1221
They offered me the job right after! I officially start tomorrow. ^_^
lifeofablondie
Congratulations! ???? I hope it's going well! Sorry for the delayed response!
CyanideSynn1221
It's all good, thanks! I'm already losing weight with all the walking I do. I average about 11k steps when I work.
lifeofablondie
Wow! What kind of job is it?