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Kate, David, and Tommy
She’s my most listened to artist of all time
Bitches say I’m fine but save all their favorite books to be reread next- I’m rereading song of Achilles and I can’t handle it
Scruffy looks like sir Didymus. I need a border collie named Fly
This is the cutest cat I’ve ever seen
Schloppenheimer
I wanted a bunch of silly bumper stickers but my grandma pointed out I should probably learn to drive first- I’m putting silly stickers on the inside of my car though
I’ve been to two different psych wards and I lost my socks from both :(
I went on a carousel two days ago and my joy was immense- I frickin love carousels and I don’t know why
Hetero life mates
Newsies tax
Froggy tax
Scruffy tax
Nessie tax
DukeDarkwood
#10 - I choose to believe that one of the rovers got bored and traced that entire path just to mess with the people watching through telescopes and satellites.
PixelSprite64
#1
silentjay01
Does anyone have a higher res version of #38 ?
PixelSprite64
#13
empiricuse
#48 love this one of Scruffy ❤️
Apeofdeath
If I knew of a castle with a female vampire, I would be on my way there, willing to take a chance
zackingsman
Like any gentle lady would turn down a snack.
javadad60
CobaltAzurean
#28 Beaker is a compliment, that supervisor sucks.
pinkmilkyway
It’s not like Miss Piggy. That’s a double edged sword. I wonder how the specified coworker managed it :/
stonetemplefox05
LTareyouserious
Meep!
JacquesKass
#5 I have never felt more personally attacked by a meme in my life.
ScourgeOfAges
#41
RodDaniels
#8 I adopted a cat I later named Goblin, because he stole my cig off the patio table and ran off to drop it into a ditch. He still steals everything I put down inside the house too.
danat101
Oh my god PLEASE watch newsies!! Or at least play the first lyric of carrying the banner!!
graehall
Some people like disliking things more than liking them and that seems kinda draining
HomeRunWoman
Absolutely. So many classics would’ve been destroyed before they came out had the internet mobs attacked them before they even released. Most recent example I saw of this behavior was the toxic Rick and Morty fanbase complaining about the “new” soundalike voices in a promo video, despite that video being entirely voiced by the original (toxic) individual.
NaughtyNinja74
#2 was a two broke girls joke
RyuRichmond
Oh thank fuck I wasn't the only one to notice, That should be Kat Dennings in that last panel!
Diplodocusisabus
#38 https://vividmaps.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Monsters.jpg a bit higher res also the mutated snails in the monster that challenged the world are fantastic https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1xq9xr
moonshadowkati
I want to *be* the vampire. If another woman wants to be my vampire bride then she's welcome.
RyanMcFlyin
Add two more and you’ll be lore-accurate ;)
moonshadowkati
Yeeeesss, join my vampire polycule
RyanMcFlyin
Only if we’re all lesbians ;) If not, you’re still definitely welcome to all come over for the monster mash party at my place :)
APenguinInATuxedo
I would like join the lesbian vampire polycule, please and thank you
Drachenomics
I'm straight but I'll bring nachos.
happyguide
#11 stupid sexy Link 🥵
HomeRunWoman
What the fug?
happyguide
What part did you not understand? 🤷♂️
HomeRunWoman
happyguide
Oh I guess I did miss the reference
HomeRunWoman
Just a little reference to the artist, that’s all.
brandsilven
#1 A big, creepy castle in this economy? That's how I could tell it was a fantasy.
Eomund521
#12 it's not that difficult actually. I use to be like this with several friends before I got married. It was nice.
RyanMcFlyin
xizar
Is she also chastisted by a family member for attempting to don makeup?
MisterValiant
Fangs! I love these comics.
RaZorHamZteR
I can just see a vampire walking through the mall and passing a big screen tv with an image of them, using a mirrorless camera. Seeing themselves for the first time and having terrible hair and makeup.
imgonnaralph
xizar
What a miserable pile of pixels.
imgonnaralph
I like you
fauxcault
From "Fangs" by Sarah Andersen (of "Sarah's Scribbles" fame) for anyone not already in the know.
Dracology
#11 *coughs* you got any of that sauce?
HandsomePenguin
Fugtrup is the artists name
ProppaGanda
#12 its because we got domesticated by wheat and we had to know which kid gets to inherit the wheat foelds
DeanGulberri1
#36 damn you op. I spent a full minute just looking at this one trying to figure the connection between the two. I need to go to bed
KinetoPlay
#12 a quadruple whammy of religion, scarcity, disease, and lack of prophylactics.
indigodragons
Upvote for nessie
314159isallicanremember
Song of Achilles kicks so much ass. I will read ANYTHING Madeline Miller writes. If you haven't, read Circe!
cazzegiare
#1 followed by the feminine urge to make the vampire a normal presentable member of society that she can show off to her friends and family.
WoofBastard
"Look! He got me this giant diamond plucked from the idol's eye! And pay no attention to his fangs or the fact that he can't be seen in a mirror. Did I mention he's nobility?
Bacxaber
Only applies to old mirrors.
henryv1598
#35 there’s already some guys camping out waiting to be first in line.
BioFlayerMedia
#1 mhmmh, yes, i too romanced astarion
KarateCanine
#2 '2 broke girls' wants their joke back
Muffinburgler
It's a redraw, that's how redraws work.
KarateCanine
Then give credit. That's how that works.
GorillaPowers
#5 upcoming shows are about all I have to keep going
andstabitdead
Plan random trips to new places, don’t have to be fancy places, and when you get there explore
crushingbore
I was afraid I'd have to go to Europe to ever see Nanowar of Steel but they're gonna be here in November.
JacquesKass
For real. Sometimes life is shit and concerts are all you have.
GorillaPowers
Got 5 coming up in the next 3 months.
thatlazylizard
Males kinda ruin the sex market. They make it too dangerous to have casual sex without consiquences. Like women would be out there picking up dudes in tanks for orgies if it meant they didnt have social, medical, and physical backlash. Like i never understood slut shaming. Like that just stops the female from wanting to sex you incase you do the same to her. The rules are litterally be cock blocking for no reason.
jsno116
Just a tip, my dude, you're kinda on the right track, but a lot of women consider the nominal use of the word "females" (except in reference to non-humans) and generalizations thereupon to be a significant red flag
Larktonguesinadicecup
Meh.
sleepinggreenidea
Generally speaking, the better way to approach "female" is to only use it as an adjective. "Female workers at my job" vs. "Females I work with".
thatlazylizard
Oh dang never thought about that. Now that you mention it i have heard mean spirited guys talk like that.I just wanted to include the dudes who use be dudes and are now not dudes and may not like the term girl or woman but the gender? I dunno im bad at the terms and just want people to be comfortable around me.
Hereticscholar
Your intentions seem good buddy. That means a lot.
TheGoatEmporium
While I think you're pretty much right, I just have to share my experience. That I've been having sex pretty constantly since 15, and only have had 3 partners. Very monogamous. The one time, ONE TIME, I had casual relation in college we didn't have penetrative sex and a year later she accused me of drugging and raping her. Participated in full investigation. City police, state sherif, and school Title IX all took their investigations. She has herpes, I don't, they stopped pursuing the case.
TheGoatEmporium
It was only ever her word versus mine. Alone in my house when roommate was out of town. We made out and fooled around, smoked a little bit of weed before hand. She ended the encounter with her body language, I verbally asked if everything was okay, and she verbally responded to not go further. She slept on the couch, we got breakfast burritos. I got advice from a lawyer but too broke to actually hire one. I went on a huge spiral about being an absolute monster of a person. A scumbag.
TheGoatEmporium
No crime happened. I didn't do anything. I didn't even try to get her super high or anything fishy, I'm just a stoner and was low on weed. We smoked a bowl together, that's it. And still I was investigated and accused multiple times. How horrid am I? No crime was committed, and yet km such a fucking shitstain on my community that I'm under investigation. Innocent until guilty, right? Nope. I hated myself for a long time. Still do. So that's my one encounter. Men are evil, I guess, and I'm one.
thatlazylizard
Man thats scary, but what do you mean by accused multiple times? By the same person or other people? Or like was it her legal team? Whats gonna happen to you now? Whats gonna happen to her now?
TheGoatEmporium
This was a decade ago. I'm trying to stay within Imgur char. limit. Sorry. But same girl, multiple avenues of accusation. Participated fully with each investigation. Police. Interviews asking about the night 1 year prior. When I saw I was recently tested for STDs and clean the detective stopped. He actually then casually said that they have no evidence, like rape kit and toxicology are negative and she has the STD and I don't. Aboit a month later he calls and says they aren't pursuing the case.