Jul 31, 2019 4:27 AM
lonewolf97BHS
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Legendarysnake1
Potential future bully or harasser of his fat classmates and nerds
FilthyRaider
A punch to the balls usually sorts it out.
TheRealGayLuigi
What do you think the green ball is for?
Holdshift2countercaps
awh man, that's below the belt! or in some cases, below the knee
Amazonad
True, but if you try pretty and martial art/combat sport literally the first thing you learn is how to avoid/block that...
Hopefully it never happens, but if you ever do end up in a situation where you can't run you're much best bets are to either throw...
An elbow or a kick to the liver ;)
ch3burashka
Cool kid, but I think that's a cool dad to make it for him.
1Espontaneo
Sped up.
mlemlemmloomloo
Holy crap, Russia I assume?
nolittleplans
That kid is going to get his ass kicked when he fights someone shorter than he is
FubarSnafu
Muushraaaam
Wow I'd never seen a face dislocation before today
DingusMajoris
"All I know is 'never bet on the White guy'."
voidedone
Better quit dropping that left, kid.
FlorpingAllOver
I would probably end up badly hurt or dead if i tried that.
pissflapslap
CHALLENGE!!! I ain't scared of you
HerpestonMcDerping
Yes, the camera needs to shake more.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Damn! I was knocked out just watching this.
Healbot3000x
I'm not the only one who saw this ending differently, right?
MyNameIsDende
Wow, you people are cunts! (Yeah, I was hoping too...)
Timmarh
*hoping this ended differently
Madcaplaughs84
The title made me think he was gonna get wrecked.
Terminology
Only reason I watched the whole thing is because I thought he was gonna get nailed in the head/groin. What a disappointment.
Right?!? Lol
Ultimaniac
I wish I was half as badass as this kid.
HotsauceIsLethal
Where can I get one of these kids
nullbr
This video was sped up, can see it by how fast the camera moves to the sides
[deleted]
perhaps the real one it a little faster than that, but looks more real now for sure
MrBadClown
No this is recorded by a drone
PaintYourWagon
This video was sped up, can see it by how fast teh drone moves to the sides
Cutthroatlemur
Welcome to America Kid v
Naustica
Bring a gun to a fistfight and you'll be going away for a while. Unless you're in a "Stand your ground" state.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
In most states, you can legally protect yourself from "grevious bodily harm" by using lethal force. If you think you will be killed or
Seriously injured, it is legal. *your milage may vary.
mordain23
better make sure the judge will agree with you
Rogwell
userfriendly19777
bathsaltfaceeater
My name is a killing word...
RuBisCO1
I was thinking the same exact thing.
Siliconhobbit
Mmmmm...Shai Halud....
retroman688
The Way of Intercepting Fist.....or the Weirding Way? Can't decide....
MPBerger
Fuck this camera guy
WolnyLogin
Lobuttomize
Gonna get KOd swaying back like that and not tucking his chin
escudonbk
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2YWAT8lVoPdUqLLi/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d41c872513857456bb1f329&rid=giphy.gif
gerschmann
His style is impetuous, his defense is impregnable. He's just ferocious.
I want his heart. I want to eat his children. All praise be to Allauh.
NervousShakedown24
And... bullies will be in for a bad time.
HodgeNPodge
Jesus, he's wicked fast!!!
JHawke
So is the camera man though.
Densteef
Yea it's sped up
dogestyle
and great stamina
ManOfKent1967
Or the video is slightly sped up?
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
Practicing for when he’s married I see.
Helicoptadik
Is he marrying a Latina or something?
Nah he's from Alabama.
guardian19d
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
My finger point.
Weeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeooo!!
FluffyFluff
Hector! You got guts!
sykoticflaw
We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke!
Try my nuts to your fist!
MulattoGelato
If he's got an ass, I'll kick it!
norrinraddsboard
I'm bleeding, making me the victor
pandemicpete
My favorite line lol
thatdudethatslonely
What is that device called?
Golidog
It's a boxing spar bar
EightyMeterLongDong
A child
It's called... THE MACHINE!
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0470679/mediaviewer/rm351369472
Oh man, I love your work!!! I totally forgot about Kreischer's Machine, will play it this evening.
That homie. I like Burt but I'm more of a Doug Stanhope guy myself.
JeremyPeevin
Dammit. *crosses "10 year olds" off my "list of things I can beat up."*
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
you'll be fine, just aim low.
AgamemnonsMemes
"Just don't lead them as much"
Fleaofpain
Time to delete my meme.
MrShpoople
Well, you can probably still beat up most 10 year olds... Just not that particular 10 year old
DIINKELBERG
Try a nine year old
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
Hopefully "Dem guts" is still on that list...
ElTitoMojito
Just beat up two 5 year olds and call it a day.
Baronaccio
Voted up...damn...that kid... I suppose everyone can do that with training but...damn...! Impressed guy here.
SharkyMcSnarkface
Gun
notashill
Its ok the way he's bending his back leg he'll need a new acl in no time
ATravellinOwl
You'd better beat up your fill now, before this technology becomes common.
The good thing is he's fast but weak. Give it ten years and then he'll ruin your life
Hey I just said I couldn't beat him up. Not that he could beat me up.
LoudBirb
10 years? That kid? Hmmm... 5, tops. You don't have to be that strong to punch someone in the throat.
FunkyTheFox
Tbh all you need to do is grab him and it’s over
CoochTickler
THRAWN18
Debatable. I watched a 13 year old girl use Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on an adult. It was in practice setting, but her transitional skill was
Phenomenal, and a guy I trained with said to me "I don't feel any pity for any boys in school who try to assault her" as she triangle choked
stew9703
if this happens which one of you go to jail first?
Shnuckles
Why would he be naked?
subparsubpoena
Bear hug!
TinyLiehon
Punt him over the horizon
Oseirus
Til the FBI shows up questioning why you're grabbing boys.
Kittynomnoms
I had to read that like 3 times to not see it as "Today I Learned" instead of " 'til".
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Neowasnttheonlyone
Was hoping he'd suplex him
TheSilverSeraph
Gay sex is weird
PGTipsMonkeh
Like a dad wrestling his 12 year old kid
Legendarysnake1
Potential future bully or harasser of his fat classmates and nerds
FilthyRaider
A punch to the balls usually sorts it out.
TheRealGayLuigi
What do you think the green ball is for?
Holdshift2countercaps
awh man, that's below the belt! or in some cases, below the knee
Amazonad
True, but if you try pretty and martial art/combat sport literally the first thing you learn is how to avoid/block that...
Amazonad
Hopefully it never happens, but if you ever do end up in a situation where you can't run you're much best bets are to either throw...
Amazonad
An elbow or a kick to the liver ;)
ch3burashka
Cool kid, but I think that's a cool dad to make it for him.
1Espontaneo
Sped up.
mlemlemmloomloo
Holy crap, Russia I assume?
nolittleplans
That kid is going to get his ass kicked when he fights someone shorter than he is
FubarSnafu
Muushraaaam
Wow I'd never seen a face dislocation before today
DingusMajoris
"All I know is 'never bet on the White guy'."
voidedone
Better quit dropping that left, kid.
FlorpingAllOver
I would probably end up badly hurt or dead if i tried that.
pissflapslap
CHALLENGE!!!
I ain't scared of you
HerpestonMcDerping
Yes, the camera needs to shake more.
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Damn! I was knocked out just watching this.
Healbot3000x
I'm not the only one who saw this ending differently, right?
MyNameIsDende
Wow, you people are cunts! (Yeah, I was hoping too...)
Timmarh
*hoping this ended differently
Madcaplaughs84
The title made me think he was gonna get wrecked.
Terminology
Only reason I watched the whole thing is because I thought he was gonna get nailed in the head/groin. What a disappointment.
Madcaplaughs84
Right?!? Lol
Ultimaniac
I wish I was half as badass as this kid.
HotsauceIsLethal
Where can I get one of these kids
nullbr
This video was sped up, can see it by how fast the camera moves to the sides
[deleted]
[deleted]
nullbr
perhaps the real one it a little faster than that, but looks more real now for sure
MrBadClown
No this is recorded by a drone
PaintYourWagon
This video was sped up, can see it by how fast teh drone moves to the sides
Cutthroatlemur
Welcome to America Kid
v
Naustica
Bring a gun to a fistfight and you'll be going away for a while. Unless you're in a "Stand your ground" state.
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
In most states, you can legally protect yourself from "grevious bodily harm" by using lethal force. If you think you will be killed or
Imixmywhiskeywithmilk
Seriously injured, it is legal. *your milage may vary.
mordain23
better make sure the judge will agree with you
Rogwell
userfriendly19777
bathsaltfaceeater
My name is a killing word...
RuBisCO1
I was thinking the same exact thing.
Siliconhobbit
Mmmmm...Shai Halud....
retroman688
The Way of Intercepting Fist.....or the Weirding Way? Can't decide....
MPBerger
Fuck this camera guy
WolnyLogin
Lobuttomize
Gonna get KOd swaying back like that and not tucking his chin
escudonbk
https://media3.giphy.com/media/l2YWAT8lVoPdUqLLi/giphy.gif?cid=790b76115d41c872513857456bb1f329&rid=giphy.gif
gerschmann
His style is impetuous, his defense is impregnable. He's just ferocious.
escudonbk
I want his heart. I want to eat his children. All praise be to Allauh.
NervousShakedown24
Naustica
And... bullies will be in for a bad time.
HodgeNPodge
Jesus, he's wicked fast!!!
JHawke
So is the camera man though.
Densteef
Yea it's sped up
dogestyle
and great stamina
ManOfKent1967
Or the video is slightly sped up?
TinyGreenMenNinjaClan
Practicing for when he’s married I see.
Helicoptadik
Is he marrying a Latina or something?
escudonbk
Nah he's from Alabama.
guardian19d
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
My finger point.
guardian19d
COOL69BRO420ZONE5000
Weeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeoooweeooo!!
guardian19d
FluffyFluff
Hector! You got guts!
sykoticflaw
We have purposely trained him wrong. As a joke!
guardian19d
Try my nuts to your fist!
MulattoGelato
If he's got an ass, I'll kick it!
guardian19d
norrinraddsboard
I'm bleeding, making me the victor
pandemicpete
My favorite line lol
thatdudethatslonely
What is that device called?
Golidog
It's a boxing spar bar
EightyMeterLongDong
A child
WolnyLogin
It's called... THE MACHINE!
escudonbk
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0470679/mediaviewer/rm351369472
WolnyLogin
Oh man, I love your work!!! I totally forgot about Kreischer's Machine, will play it this evening.
escudonbk
That homie. I like Burt but I'm more of a Doug Stanhope guy myself.
JeremyPeevin
Dammit. *crosses "10 year olds" off my "list of things I can beat up."*
SkeletonsNeedLoveToo
you'll be fine, just aim low.
AgamemnonsMemes
"Just don't lead them as much"
Fleaofpain
Time to delete my meme.
MrShpoople
Well, you can probably still beat up most 10 year olds... Just not that particular 10 year old
DIINKELBERG
Try a nine year old
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
Hopefully "Dem guts" is still on that list...
ElTitoMojito
Just beat up two 5 year olds and call it a day.
Baronaccio
Voted up...damn...that kid... I suppose everyone can do that with training but...damn...! Impressed guy here.
SharkyMcSnarkface
Gun
notashill
Its ok the way he's bending his back leg he'll need a new acl in no time
notashill
Its ok the way he's bending his back leg he'll need a new acl in no time
ATravellinOwl
You'd better beat up your fill now, before this technology becomes common.
AgamemnonsMemes
The good thing is he's fast but weak. Give it ten years and then he'll ruin your life
JeremyPeevin
Hey I just said I couldn't beat him up. Not that he could beat me up.
LoudBirb
10 years? That kid? Hmmm... 5, tops. You don't have to be that strong to punch someone in the throat.
FunkyTheFox
Tbh all you need to do is grab him and it’s over
CoochTickler
THRAWN18
Debatable. I watched a 13 year old girl use Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on an adult. It was in practice setting, but her transitional skill was
THRAWN18
Phenomenal, and a guy I trained with said to me "I don't feel any pity for any boys in school who try to assault her" as she triangle choked
[deleted]
[deleted]
stew9703
if this happens which one of you go to jail first?
Shnuckles
Why would he be naked?
subparsubpoena
Bear hug!
TinyLiehon
Punt him over the horizon
Oseirus
Til the FBI shows up questioning why you're grabbing boys.
Kittynomnoms
I had to read that like 3 times to not see it as "Today I Learned" instead of " 'til".
AlwaysTrustTheManInABigWhiteVan
Neowasnttheonlyone
Was hoping he'd suplex him
TheSilverSeraph
Gay sex is weird
PGTipsMonkeh
Like a dad wrestling his 12 year old kid