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Fun stuff.
Grocken
#43 FYI kids, you need a wire hanger, not a plastic one.
cryborg
#1 If DK posts in the middle of the night we get 2, right?
haveanupvotegif
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
#32 Four Loko before the FDA got involved.
RElGNMAN
#12
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
She seems nice
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
#17 Melbourne face
IntrinsicCynic
#31 I can fix her.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Why fix what isn't broken?
IntrinsicCynic
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johnefffd
#20 me:
grayone64
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Sebastopol140
#7
OmnibusLatinName
Is this the new grift M.O.? I've never seen so many alerts in such a short time.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
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joeyecho101
You're up awfully early this morning DK.
samuelthastings5
Or still up from last night 😆
ILoveThiPlatform
It’s the Four Lokos
WienerBeener
#2 What an ABSOLUTE legend!
notsurewhattocallthis
#2 That's one Rad Roach.
profiledit
Happy Friday you sleep deprived bastard!
CouldntCakeLess
Someone outdid himself today. Again.
SamHandwhich
#7
Hashbrown123
#26
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HighSorcerer
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#34 I dont think i understand is the Robot paying rent? That's the only reason for a roommate is to split rent. Fuck people
TI99Kitty
That's how out of touch these people are. They think people have roommates to help with the chores. They can't fathom that people need roommates just to be able to pay the fucking bills.
akafluffy
Like, how disconnected to reality do you have to be to think people want roomates to make their bed?
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
If I caught my roomate making my bed, I'd roll them up in the mattress and toss em in the ocean
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
I'd like to know which fuckin roommates are making the other's bed, unless the joke is that a significant other (read: a woman) is the roommate
CallThisAUsername
#37 "a documentary" ... IT'S CALLED COSMOS YOU UNDERWHELMING PRICK
AgamemnonsMemes
#7 Sorry, you'll get HPV and then cancer, because the US doesn't like vaccines
NotThatPrivate
#32 I used to Drink about 4 oz, then fill with vodka, then play DnD. Helped cut down the sweetness and get into character
CatShadowleaf
#7 they did it, man, they took out the whole-ass BLT.
akafluffy
THEY ANIMALS, THEY BLEW IT UP!
spiderjohn36
#13 Can I get a shout out for "Bonita Applebum"?
ILoveThiPlatform
Me, a person who never pays attention to lyrics:
Wait, THATS what the song was about?!
RedTailedHawk
#30 He broke out and returned to his people. https://imgur.com/lgsDZlV.mp4
FoamingToad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrweu0GRJnE
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
That loop is so smooth
Sebastopol140
#2 That's fucking awesome!
Pilgrymm
Dude is a bamf. I love him as Boyd Crowder.
MayMayz4DayzYo
I’ve been accused of a lot of things. Being inarticulate ain’t one of them.
Pilgrymm
nickoftime90
Goggins is so good in that show
apairofpetducks
He's damn good in everything. I first saw him in Justified and damn near fell in love with a bad guy, he was played so good.
Sebastopol140
Maulbert
Goggins is so good i̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶s̶h̶o̶w̶
FIFY.
MayMayz4DayzYo
#12 Imma go out booping the forbidden snoot.
Pilgrymm
I want to reply with the gif from Revenant but don't feel like getting a ban right now. So just pretend I'm posting that scene from Revenant.
happywalker
not even gonna fight back, gonna get the selfie and upload it as my last act :-P
CatShadowleaf
The ears, man. You gotta scritch those ears.
gormlessspacemonster
They only say that it’s forbidden so they control the market on snoot booping. Boop that snoot and take back the power
MayMayz4DayzYo
baldbear
Rest assured that we appreciate the effort.
boevis
#39 Same reason Yale, Wharton, Princeton, and Harvard do.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Would love to know the name of the class and see the syllabus
tentacularfleshscape
Yeah this sounds like some lizard people bullshit
michiyl
#18
WhiskyBravo
Man if only I had a million bucks...
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Now that's a Triforce I'd venture through a haunted dungeon to acquire.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
Cleavage shamrock
akafluffy
I want to go there
Maulbert
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profiledit
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4chanrefugee
#32 I worked at a liquor store when FourLoko classic was discontinued. We couldn't sell 'em and we couldn't send them back to the distributor. The boss said we could each take a case.
I dropped mine in the woods in a spot popular for partying and by the next weekend they were gone.
unclebabybillyfreeman
The liquor store next to my college sold them cash out the back door until they ran out of the old stock. I probably have the heart and liver of a man twice my age from this time period of my life
TheUnstoppableWampas
For a brief moment in time, you made some believe in miracles.
clipboardfuntime
My roommate in college said I could have hers. I drank it with a Red Bull, not realizing it was an original formula. I remember walking to the club, stashing a sleeve of saltines in a bush on the way there, dancing like a maniac and grabbing my crackers out of the shrub on the walk home and that is it.
DidItForScience
Congratulations on not exploding your heart.
clipboardfuntime
I worked at a coffee shop at the time. I was averaging about 9 shots of espresso on a double shift
ADHDinkubus
That is a solid amount of planning with fourloko to involved. Good job.
clipboardfuntime
I was always the one with a taco, granola bar, fruit snacks or something in my purse.
I don’t eat a lot but when I need a snack, I NEED a snack. I did not have Taco Bell money that night so it worked out.
Also if a girl is crying in the bathroom or a child is crying on a plane and you hand her or the parent a bag of (sealed) fruit snacks they act like you just saved their life. Everyone just needs a little snack from time to time
DidItForScience
Sage advice.
RageRestRepeat
I always keep them thangs on me
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Now i just combine a 5 hour energy extra strength with a 4 loko to make a 9 Loko
Capum15
Alternatively, take 5 5-hour energy drinks and enter the forbidden hour of the day.
3Davideo
All of them, all at once, probably.
Rogahar
You'll see God, try to fight him, then get to meet him in person.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
I live outside God's light and by consequence his love
DoIEvenLyftBro
Jesus saw all sins in the Garden of Gethsemane and still chose to die for thems. If we don't do them then He died for nothing.