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Jun 7, 2024 2:14 AM
LordoftheHildago
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hooberdoober
This piqued my interest enough to learn a little bit more about this truck stop. I found myself on their FB, and holy shit was I not disappointed. More white trash fun than Roseanne was back in its heyday.
Icantthinkofacleverusernametouse
"Meal"
IndecisiveDaydreamer
MrHappySmiles
Lunch is from 9a-4p!
J3lek
Jug-o-nuggies
UpvoteTotem
Ya know, I wonder what country could possibly come up with such a thing?
Randomice
And you breed with your hand. Obviously.
onlyhalfghost
that sound accurate to a lot of truckers.
cousteau
…Oh, *recyclable*, not recycled.
whatdoesittake
So if you put bbq sauce in the jug then shook them around it would be awesome
napsmear
Funterick
He is required to put his full name on legal documents, so they'll be getting a letter from "Pisstopher Jugman."
Ivalicenyan
You might not like it, but this is what peak recyclability looks like
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Ummmmm....
thatkoreanguy
I concur.
Noahbalboa82
So how do you get them out to eat?
Birdnose
And you can piss in the jug later? Da faq?
kaijuuGold
urine luck
yourbassist
That much sodium you're not peeing for a while
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
Actually the salt can make you pee more, because that's how your body gets rid of the excess.
wadatahmydamie
It’ll come out like toothpaste
Rauca
VinnyVeritas
"hand breeded" ... ? Did you finger bang a bunch of chickens ?
chocolatenipples
have a piss, cap it off and drill the fucker out into the highway
USSBigBooty
Way of the road bubs.
schismatosis
Had a few drinks, saw a few things
ifounditunderthere
Mix n match with corn nugs?
AnotherMeetingWithHR
canupicturethis
bwittekoekover9000
way of the road bubs. fuckin way of the road
AnotherMeetingWithHR
https://x.com/trailerparkboys/status/1557080450815909888?s=46&t=Unx9oCfsglFKwVROS_n2aw
CaptainHyperbole
wtf is this
Theniyaal
Way of the road, bud.
schismatosis
Yeah I dunno if you noticed Ray but you're not on the road. Your rig hasn't moved an inch
AnotherMeetingWithHR
His name is Ray and his hobby is drinking and firing piss jugs all over. It’s a character from a show called Trailer Park Boys.
CaptainHyperbole
Thanks
mikenco
Anyone eating 52 nuggets as 'a meal' is here for a good time, not a long time.
HandsomePenguin
And really, probably not all that good of a time either.
lostinamapfactory
That's.....a great price
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ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
Not if you consider the cost of getting sick at some point from that trash you Americans call „chicken“ nuggets
4etherling
Thank you. I'm american and it kills me to hear my friends complain about their weight and health but won't stop eating all this processed garbage.
ItTookMeAGoodWhileToComeUpWithAUsername
I mean I cannot even blame them too much. We’ve had some health campaigns and have some of the strictest food rules here in Germany (and extend to most of Europe since European Union etc).
As far as I understood lobbied work made sure to get that sugary „milk“ into US schools along with making more shady provider contracts.
If they are used to that since early childhood it’s hard to break outpf these habits. Heck I live relatively healthy but had such a hard time to stop sodas myself.
pompoikpoik
maybe you get a discount if you bring it back for refill ?
bryst
Yeah, probably because there's more chemicals and additives than actual meat in them.
slayston
They aren't real so you don't have to worry about that part..
GirdleTurtle
Banquet has a bag of frozen chicken nuggets for about $6-7. I think the last one I tried had 47 pieces? Tbf, you do have to put them in the oven or microwave them, dunno if that is more inconvenient than fishing them out from a jug.
tzahtman
By Grabthar's hammer...
TK421isAFK
Not really. McDonald's nuggets are still $6 for 20. Wendy's are $15 for 50. Chick-Fil-A has a 30-count for $13.
lurkingforeternity
Yeeeahhhhh probably only the best meat… not.
LespritDeLescalier22
At first glance I thought it said $209.90. Still a steal
LespritDeLescalier22
Jesus Christ. It’s an absurd joke. If it’s not funny, move along. No need for the downvotes.
eromitlab
There is a Celina, Texas, north of Dallas, in the area Hank Hill would derisively refer to as south Oklahoma. There is no Celina 52 truck stop there, just in case anyone thought there was any reason to go there.
derekjohn
Tennessee, I believe.
eromitlab
Damn, there's even less of a reason to go. Celina, Tennessee is in what some would refer to as BFE.
Broadway2
Oh the sogginess from being kept in plastic would make these already cheap nugs taste even worse
MeowWoof
I imagine that getting them out of the mouth of the jug isn't going to help them either
Twrecks123
Metal BBQ skewer.
shyasen
Someone has experience with the Nug Jug.
Samantha4u
damn right and I'd still eat them
NZSheeps
No, you're supposed to eat them BEFORE using it as a urine jug
Couchwarrior1337
NOW you tell me!
randomwalrus
Impossible to get them out. You gotta fill the jug with urine, then shake it up, then drink the soggy nug bits.
StarmineRendezvous
What a terrible day to have eyes.
PosthumousExile
Take your +1 and never speak again
randomwalrus
doobiedoobop
Someone with too many 0s in their salary sat wondering "what rhymes with 'nug'" during a marketing pitch meeting, came up with this, and took the rest of the day off. Too preoccupied with whether they could ... etc
ADHDinkubus
You're not thinking with your butt. The moistness serves to help recrisp them on the dash vents, or in that one spot under the windshield that gets real hot. Real truckers use that thing like a 7-11 hotdog warmer, they call it the snack saver. It's actually a big selling point on newer models. Some of them even have drip trays for the vents so grease won't ruin everything.
doshka
genuinely cannot tell what percentage of this comment is sarcasm/creative writing vs fascinating insight into the lives of the backbone of America's product distribution system.
JackieTreehornProductions
it's always 80/20 rule but I'm not sure which is the 80 and which is the 20 myself.
Munchman347
Uh, Donald, most folks eat the nuggets before they start using it as a piss jug...' 💩
sindail
Discounts available for delivery drivers.
aThingWithTheStufAndTheJunk
UPS drivers get them for free, part of their union deal.
ZeroLyfe
Hand "breeded" ?
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
Would be fun if they bred chickens at the truck stop.
Wasnbo
Artisanal animal husbandry is largely a lost art, but you can find it in the weirdest places.
bolobass
Art is what?
MidasTheAlchemist
Ask Zeus.
vegivamp
Given the amount of demigods all over the place, I'm pretty sure Zeus prefers the danger hole.
TheZeldaZone
god I wish that was me
ZuluAssault9
You have to choke the chicken before you make nuggets, i dont make the rules i just stickly adhere to them.
Rubyrose99
They bust a nug.
PandAnomoly
I said what I said
shyasen
Yep, they breed the nugs by hand. I used to hand breed myself a lot. I still do, but I used to, too.
bolobass
Mitch would be pleased
keys79
Underrated comment my friend.
Ssemo
Jerked off them nugs
DarkwingDuc
The ol' nug tug
professorlemonwood
I grunt into a microphone and call it ASMR, he jerks off nugs, our budget is 7 million.
AdrianDunne
They done went and breeded them there chickens by hand.
rmgurfrommars
Like most imgurians
CaptainAsshat
OH hand BREADED, I thought it was meant to be "hand bred" and was still confused what the fuck that actually meant.
vegivamp
Turkey baster.
Nightcaste
The secret sauce
keystotheairlock
Doubles As a Urine Jug!
ElbowDeepInAJedi
"We said what we said."
iBoulderDash
ElbowDeepinaChicken
jaggcomputing5
Erk!
TheShoggothOfMosquitoCreek
While it's a hilarious mental image, chickens aren't that deep. You might have better luck with an ostrich.
iBoulderDash
Ahh, you're new here, so you might not be familiar with our resident crazy horse lady, ElbowDeepInAHorse
RElGNMAN
After you finish the 260 Nug Jug...
TheMershedPerderder
LoopStricken
Thank God there's no Rainbow Dash in that.
HandsomePenguin
yes there is.
LoopStricken