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Abraxaz777
#11 his diaper leaked all over his face.
Bhargo
his fans dont care, they like him because he lets them be the terrible people they want to be. his existence tells them its ok to be an awful person
AwwWrecker
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Iblamemyparentstoo
That cognitive test he "passed" is for people who have suffered a traumatic brain injury...let that sink in
Horus175
#9 speEch
SisterMidnight
It’s the little things that can drive you mad.
michaelfire
Moscow Mitch McConnell too.
tarkus10
Frankenstein created a monster he thought he could control.
taez555
Wow!!! How were you able to get a live video feed posted in the comment section?
TheNamiKage
Here's hoping he forgets how to breathe.
kerrigan778
Ok, word salad aside, does he think we had a swift sweeping victory in Vietnam? As opposed to, y'know, kinda losing and pulling out? After more than 10 bloody years?
Radix865
I thought the same, "vietnam" has become a synonym for a war that traumatizes a country and its soldiers.
Lassannn
It doesn't matter how stupid and demented he sounds or looks; it doesn't matter if he slurs his words and his speeches are nonsense. His worshippers will vote for him out of sheer hatred of the other side.
TacoPoweredHelicopter
Plus... They are in to deep, they can't admit they were wrong now or it will destroy them.
SisterMidnight
OriginalAndWitty
He is merely a symptom of a much greater plague on the USA these days.
Gameaddicteddork
It's amazing what destroying a system of education can do. By amazing, I mean amazingly awful. This is awful. This MAN is awful. *sigh*
SisterMidnight
He made it ok to say the quiet part loud.
bexxMaker
slinkiisu
Die faster your cancerous boil. And that's an insult to both cancer, and boils.
phuzz00
Dude's been going downhill mentally for years. It would almost be sad if he wasn't a hateful arsehole.
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
I get instant rage when he talks in that “gentle high voice” register. Its reminiscent of sleazy televangelists. Which I believe is his true calling, the hair and bad suits alone make him perfect.
4thwalled
tiptoeingthru
Qpnao
Tbf I'm sure many desert storm veterans have had quick ones in Vietnam
Vallete
EvilStarLegacy
Canadian here with no play in the game. Both Trump and Biden are like this. Neither of them should hold the position on that alone.
Daridel
Those are my thoughts exactly. Biden is also slurring, stumbling, can't read the teleprompter. He's over 80 and shouldn't be allowed in power. Wouldn't it best if he tried to let another democrat take the stage. It seems selfish to want to hold onto power when he's not in a fit state and might not last the term. I'm british, so also have no play in the game, although my mum lives in NY. I just don't understand the logic. Can someone explain, won't it just help trump in the end too?
ballsoutflyer
Hurry up and die.
koolerthanjinx
But..but..he accurately recognized a giraffe during his cognitive assessment.
TheFunionKnight
This is why they've kept him out of debates this year
Helpfullifetips
At the end of the day.. remember that Trump is smarter than the people who vote for him.
leodavinci1
MAGAheads will just claim his gibberish speeches are AI generated fakes to make him look deranged... if they aren't already.
ALLCAPSROCK
republicunts will just prop up ole donny boi using strings and pulleys to make it look like he is alive and play AI generated nonsense! s/ long live the king!
taez555
StrandedonEarth
He’s sounds like my mom last Sunday, who has been in an Alzheimer’s care home for over a year now…
smashpro1
My grandma, after years of Alzheimer's, and over a decade after suffering a debilitating stroke, was still more coherent in her final days.
ShooterMcGrabbin
SisterMidnight
CelestialSea
#23 Does he actually think they're forts? He sounds like he thinks he's talking about large walled structures. None of them are actual forts.... it's just a name.
BullittGT
This one killed me, the stupidity of this man. My son at age 12 can name more Forts in the US then he could.
kEMup
MyPillow Forts.
TheFunionKnight
#23 shipping swirling twirling ever on wards forwards not sideward upwards not backwards
fearlessfloyd
...and always twirling, twirling
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Did this guy fuck the russian queen?
750to2Kspud
Ra Ra Rasputin?
NationofSchrad
There was a cat that really was gone!
SisterMidnight
I dunno, but she claimed he helped her hemophiliac son.
Tychodin
He got off easy when they pickled that moosecock.
ironymus
Here is the fitting Video of 66Samus to Drumpf: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsmyiEEaz_g
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
No, but I can see the resemblance. This guy is actually the author of Whichmen and V For Velveeta
Vorphalack
That’s 66Samus, a metal drummer with a YouTube channel. Sweet & silly personality. Kind of a funny crossover here.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
Nah, I'm fairly confident he is Russia's greatest love machine.
SisterMidnight
That made me laugh much harder than it should have! You have won the Internet for the day!
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schismatosis
He is a really great drummer and I do enjoy most of his content but I can do without all the fart and poop jokes
Vorphalack
Totally with you on that. Too childish for me. Amazing drummer, though.
ironymus
You're obviously not in the right age (again) to enjoy fart jokes
ShoofNuffin