NegasonicAdultEMP
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Sep 11, 2025 10:09 PM
NegasonicAdultEMP
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F4ndango
#46 That’s good advice! 😄 Life’s a balance.
derpman4k
#15 I've not laughed this hard in a while, mostly because it's 100% true
monkeyfly
Thanks for the dump. I miss seeing beauty. #29
SkippyTheBrit
#21 We got hat again before GTA VI
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
I love a fellow memester. Best graffiti I saw was in my town. They'd written in huge letters QUESTION EVERYTHING. and someone had sprayed 'Why?'
flacoloco
#1, that's a lot of trust on those paper handles
Imallupinthebenz
#3 oh thank god
Marsupialmessiah
#15 dude. Pfizer did it. It was literally an insulin vape pen and got pulled off the market because it gave people lung cancer (not because if the insulin tho)
snicksnicks
I've seen some dumps take a strange turn of direction before but this dump just did a u turn on a train trail
NegasonicAdultEMP
It’s a roller coaster ride actually https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNzBqc2poZXhma2M1eW9tOHMwc2FyaXV3ZTYyNnN5bjNpbDJ5aHJrZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QMxJS8mXzhaDQpODD2/200w.mp4
FinnStep19275
#17 would, lol
psugab
#22 Jean-string
NPaine
Jikini
thegarts
Jong
SicklyAlbatross
Janties.
boevis
Damn, I came back to say this, and you beat me
Clayman8
#29 i dont know...there's something to it to be honest
benchilada3
#40 - That art exists on multiple continents, which brings me much joy.
MadamPuddifoot
#29 this made me laugh so hard I woke up both my dogs 😂😂😂
Skawomplious
#3 She saw that coming a mile away.
zeacorzeppelin10
#1 behold the Texan ranger broomstick https://youtu.be/AK6hFfaTb5k?si=EsE-5tgWVRWTr0Z2
BeardOnTheInside
Damn. It HAD to be in Texas. I want one of these to stop my arteries so damn bad.
zeacorzeppelin10
Me too
Yasashii93
#47 uhh excuse me, Toy Story 2 was awesome
Ghnhx
#5
LongtimeLurkerFirsTimePoster
#5 second to last step of career progression.
JustAwkwardJenny
#29 stolen from Fred Durst
PrepareYourAnusAgain
#11 yolo
MrFancyPanzer
#3 wish i had this experience when i was younger
Efreeti
Same, I had my first kiss no joke at the age of 32
UnderseaSnakeTrain
#24 i desperately need someone to explain what's going on w the double gearshifts here, i've been staring at it for like 5 minutes 💀
Skawomplious
Right hand drive 4Runner, or some flavor of 4WD Toyota anyway. The right stick is the transmission gear selector, the left stick engages the transfer case for 4WD.
UnderseaSnakeTrain
upon further research it's how u change modes in a toyota 4runner b/w high 2wd and high/low 4wd. feel like i shoulda been able to piece that together 😅
Loctavius
#1 killed me and I couldn't finish.
RElGNMAN
That chicken died for nothing.
skizlor
In death, the value of its flesh may have been wasted. Yet the lesson to be critical before blindly following instructions of others. And to respect and appreciate the gifts given to us. Those lessons echoed throughout the mountains.
itsjustplaid
Where'd they get the recipe? A 1950s cookbook?
IUpvoteFuturama
Not enough gelatin and canned pineapple.
bigdix69420
Needs more mayo and jello
amp99
I mean...at least marinate it first; don't put it in dry.
elbowdeepinagoose
Huh… I always thought that was the piss drawer
amp99
What do you think it's marinating in?
elbowdeepinagoose
Yeah, WTH is a turkey doing in the piss drawer, that’s disgusting
LadyNetrex
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1c2Q1bnNxN2g1b2JiNWMxZ2JkMmtyZDdqejNkYmFjdmw2N2NjZDd3ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/4baoNZ5Qo8dX2/200w.webp
CrisprCAS
#7 Next Valentine's Day: Some roses are red, but this will be a haiku
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Show me that butthole.
Efreeti
It's snowing on Mount Fuji
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
Too many syllables
CrisprCAS
Buy me dinner first
CALAMOSCOPYJANE
😂
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
wtf is a glizzy
IdiotSavy
A coworker had to tell me the answer a few years ago. Apparently it comes from the extended clip of a Glock pistol, as it is the same size as a hot dog. This is not a joke.
sometimesarobot
Hotdog
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
then say hotdog, wtf is glizzy
Lucifurby
Hotdog
Efreeti
idk I saw the word for the first time ever last year and I had the same reaction you're having now
Slidje
Glizzy is a nickname. So is Hotdog. The item is a sausage. They also called Frankfurters, Salami and many other things
gummyloaf
Hotdog