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A Georgia mother slashed her boyfriend with a sword last week after she walked in on him molesting her 5-year-old daughter. (https://www.foxnews.com/us/georgia-mother-slashes-man-with-sword-after-catching-him-allegedly-molesting-her-5-year-old-daughter-police). While I applaud Mom, where'd she get the sword?
realargonwolf
If anything I'm impressed by the restraint she showed in not skewering him and roasting his corpse like a shish kebab.
bigmfmike
theGUNNYusmc
https://media1.tenor.com/images/2ddf51c0f30076c5bb83d1b29ee04b7b/tenor.gif?itemid=3541291
MechaNinja
This lady clearly needs to give classes on home defense. And take classes on how to choose boyfriends. Still wanna know what kind of sword.
BahamutBBob
If there were ever an appropriate time to use a sword in the modern world, this would be it.
taylorsassymylee1
She should have kept slashing ...
TheGirlWithTheHummingbirdTattoo
I really hope she isn't charged for assault
SometimesISayDumbShit
i hope she slashed his dick off
penisparty
terriblethunderlizards
Id like it if she hadnt missed.
CanadianSwordFighter
I mean... People have swords.
AzgarOgly
Some people are into '67 Mustang. Some are into post stamps. Some are into swords.
Peebsy
"He was treated for a minor cut to his left hand"... Yey News
MelodyLightfoot
and hopefully latter he'll need to be treated for anal tearing
MelodyLightfoot
on a regular basis
DancinNinja
somtin
Atlanta, a sword you say. Can only be one person. https://imgur.com/m4CSb0r.jpg
PaintYourWagon
Bob Marley walking home from the thrift shop?
BadPunsAplenty
AntiProtoss
A “bastard sword” would have been more appropriate...sorry I saw your username
ihavethelowground
fbutt09
That's a hatori hanzo
OmegaKamidake
I never noticed she's looking at the reflection in the sword to see the people behind
11ImBatman11
Killer scene
penisparty
Better Tarantino movie response.
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fbutt09
"Get the gimp". "But he's sleeping". "We'll wake him up the !".
notNOTacryptid
1000% agree, @penisparty
LookingGlassWorld
The sword doesn't matter. It's all about the dance. Arya knows.
TonaldDump
Deserved.
AdrianMole
How do we know the mother is telling the truth? If she was I agree with you.
ILoveMeAGoodTime
I’ll allow it.gif
horsethanwitler
MIchonne, the early years
ThisIsWhyIDontTrustPeople
Auvdas
Should have used this instead
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LarvaLamp
I always wanted to see someone use one of those. They seem so fragile and uncontrollable.
HughLaurie
It's not difficult to get a sword. A half decent quality 440 steel sword for under $100. Getting a combat grade one is another thing.
AzgarOgly
https://www.coldsteel.com/products/swords.html
ElaineTheNPC
As a noob who's never owned a sword, do you just sharpen that $100 sword to have an edge or something?
realargonwolf
Hell you can sharpen most sturdy steel objects into SOME kind of sword. Blunt metal bars hurt enough; putting an edge on can only help.
realargonwolf
That being said, softer steel will result in blades that last for like one or two swings.
Flagrum
Yes, and when you hit something with it, it breaks and the shards stick into your eye and nose and mess you up real good. Better buy quality
SomeDetroitGuy
The ones I got from True Sword came VERY sharp. I just wanted decorations for my d&d room...
bearhill2
Then it will break against a $101 sword...
evilcarp
Just buy an entrenching tool and sharpen it a bit.
targetshooting4fun
I think the government needs to hire a few dads to roam the country taking care of these child molesters. They don’t deserve jail.
mochachokachocolate
Did he die?
CommentMalone
Swords can be bought on the internet
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Yes, but most people don't just have one laying around for emergency ninja attacks.
CommentMalone
Big assumption there
StewedTomaters
Previously (and currently) at the mall https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninjashit/
MikeMcAwesome91
I got two swords at a flea market
NameOfLittleRelevance
I got two fleas at a sword market.
Balonis
Two sword wielding fleas got me at the market.
notkvothethebloodless
Two markets got me fleas for my swords
Opportunist
Got the market cornered on fleas wielding swords.
NameOfLittleRelevance
Holy shit there's a market for that?
NameOfLittleRelevance
Fuck and I thought -I- was having a bad day...
Lifk
Good thing but please girl stop trusting every asshole you meet. In most case this is the really close family for these stuff
Memeeater
Honestly I dont think we know enough to start blaming the mother here, as the evidence (that she defended her kid with force) tends us
Memeeater
Towards the idea this guy was like the common kind of child sexual abuser, who originally appears like a normal person until you leave em
NameOfLittleRelevance
You say that like most girls aren't already borderline paranoid about strangers (mind you I speak from a sample of western Canada).
PigletMolester
I mean, be honest, isn't it mostly mother's boyfriends molesting their kids? That's what i read all the time.
unclemeat70
Should have done a ‘Bobbit’ on the mf’er
NameOfLittleRelevance
LOL nice reference. Are you a dinosaur though? That was before even my time and I'm old my today's internet standards ;P
unclemeat70
Feel like a relic some days, but not extinct. Age is a state of mind.
n0n53n53
That was in 1993. I had already graduated high school
NameOfLittleRelevance
Okay so not Quite before I time... I remembered it being early 80s for whatever reason. Good times, though. What a case... lol
NameOfLittleRelevance
Also did you downvote me for a little humor? That's kinda fucked up =P I wasn't being sarcastic, I did enjoy the reference lol.
n0n53n53
I did not downvote you. Just set you back to 1 though
NameOfLittleRelevance
Oh... Thanks mate. Appreciate it.
7thor8thcaw
Should have stuck it through his heart. I dont know how parents can have the strength to not kill people like this.
vaspap
Get him sent to prison, they'll do it for you
wolfpreist
this one appears to not be for lack of trying though
LegendaryKatman
Most swords have a POS Rat tail half tang glued into the cheap hilt... wouldn't make it past the sternum.
gadihas
Death is a blessing.. I would prefer cutting his D and blinding both of his eyes
wolfpreist
ever read Wizards First Rule?When Khalan uses her power on the one pedo &makes him cut his own nuts off&eat them before crushing his skull
Noob3rts
Killing somebody without a gun is extremely personal and very few can do it.
ramshackleackle
Well, you know, in the heat of the moment...
deathmagiks
The only thing that would keep me is if I missed.
Tofufication
Actually the article says she got him on the hand when he was running away. So she probably went to grab the sword to kill him but he ran
railgap
We probably don't have the faintest fucking idea what happened since none of us was there and none of us have read a court transcript.
ramshackleackle
Probably right. Probably.
ImKimJongUnAndEverythingIsFine
As much as I’d like to kill him, I’d rather him sent to prison and ripped to shreds. I stay on the outside and he still gets whats coming.
EvilEkips
I wonder if prisons in former Russia are that bad, but yeah they might be. :s
Smagalicious
True that! Other prisoners to not take kindly to people that molest kids. They are normally ostracized and molested themselves.
idratherbeoutdoors
Those monsters could fart and it would whistle out their ass hole after they've been in for a bit.
railgap
IF you can get him into the general population. Many prisons put child molesters in a special wing/area to keep them alive. Some do not.
TemporaryAssignment
Who needs rehabilitation, just kill them all first day in jail.
GreenLantern15
Can't rehabilitate child molesters.
WookieWookieWookie
How do you rehabilitate someone who rapes a 5yo?
ramshackleackle
Reset life? Give the cartridge a couple of blows? Really big hammer?
Rashoumon
Last day in jail would be better.
Ashysaurus
The nagging thought of going to jail and not being able to take care of your child could stop almost any parent from murder.
Understandyourselfacceptyourselfbutdonotbeyourself
This. And also explaining to my daughter why I killed her father would be pretty damn difficult.
dunecat1337
Executing someone in front of a five year old...
realargonwolf
At that point it'd probably be the less traumatic of the two possibilities.
Zigor22
Kill all who oppose you
rubyredxx
You'd be able to stop and think about that first??
dovebair
Mmmm nah.... That is clearly in the crime of passion realm. Killing someone harming your child is a huge grey area
dunecat1337
Maybe you won't be convicted, but if they decide to press charges you could be bankrupted by the trial and separated from your child.
dovebair
A quick Google search seems to show that you are making that up. Most cases, the parent had a low bail, didn't serve, jury acquited
dunecat1337
Most. Here's hoping you get lucky and you life isn't ruined.
EvilEkips
Dunno about Georgia but as far as I know in all countries in the EU it would still be murder, passion or not. So she'd go to jail etc.
bluekestral
At least in Florida you can stop a forceable felony with a deady weapon. Rape qualifies.
Rainbow8008
Castle law state!
PresumablyPyro
Protecting your family isn't a crime
EvilEkips
Protecting probably not but murdering without direct death threat certainly is a crime.
Ashysaurus
If you are aggressive they sometimes throw the parents in jail, or if you cant prove anything happened.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
You would think, but many times it can land you in serious shit. Its like an intruder shot in the back can prosecute the home owner.
Nova5269
Not in Texas :)
NameOfLittleRelevance
No, but nobody was in mortal danger so murder is a bit excessive, regardless of how you can justify it morally.
CWStJdeNobbs
In a legal sense children are a type of property, there's a lot of leeway when it comes to protecting property. More so than there is for>
CWStJdeNobbs
>just protecting people in a lot of ways. Unfortunate but true
NameOfLittleRelevance
Let me be clear - I'm in favor of the suggested end result, but from a legal perspective "he deserved it lol" is incredibly inane.
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diphenhydraminehcl50mg
I thought courts viewed rape/molestation as a mortal threat. I remember a case where a man beat the rapist to death and he got off
GoIIum
I don't know the law in the US but in Germany you are allowed to use all means *necessary* to stop a crime where someone is hurt physically*
TheDudzzly
Did he get off while beating him to death or after? I'm confused.
LordFranca
blurry line.that case He stopped before the rapist was dead and did call an ambulance to try to save him. he was consciously intent to kill
NoodlesCaboodles
(So you don't have to click the link) The title makes it sound like she cut the peice of shit in half. Unfortunately, she only cut his hand.
Smittyspitoon
Shame.
PearjuiceATX
TH3GR3NAD3R
pwlfwb
If it were my wife and daughter it would have been a vivisection.
blackrasputin
Considering the mugshot it should be pretty obvious he was fine.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
The other inmates will finish the job.
TitanicGaming360
SLICE HIS HEAD OFF MORTAL KOMBAT STYLE.
dancingdog27
Damn. Still, momma did good.
mochachokachocolate
Goddamnit
HodgeNPodge
Thank you for your service.
Trogdoooooooor
So if she was in Thors place we might not have needed another movie
khensu83
She should have cut his Willy off.
rijstewafels
Thank you
Agiamsa
I love rijstewafels
rijstewafels
DaOllieGSauce
He's lucky she didn't have a pen handy...
OverMyDadBody
Also, fucking learn to fucking use the fucking punctuation properly, even in fuckimg titles.
trigonman3
Spelling incorrectly is still fuckimg okay though.
OverMyDadBody
Lool XD
rubyredxx
ONE small typo that is obviously a keystroke error is NOT the same as a misspelling you dolt. But thanks for the nit pick!!
OverMyDadBody
Thanks btw :) but errors must be pointed out, it's an Imgur rule
trigonman3
lol, triggered-boi
HolyStinkingSuperCrap
It did not make it sound like that, and your description is no better...
Lavawulf
Well it does say slashed...not killed or cut in half her boyfriend...if you think the animes are real, then you might think that
CrypticRuin
Right attitude, right weapon, wrong appendage..
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Nah, you don't want to cut his dick off. Then he'll just come back a few years later with a short-lived career in porn.
ensensu
I think castration could be an institutional punishment for serial rapists.
ThatWeirdNorsePagan
Your doing the lord's work.
Ihadsexwithadragonlastnight
She still used a sword to do it though right?
SeriouslyAwkward
Off? Is the hand off? That's a pretty distinct difference that i would like to know.
Agiamsa
Nope. Just cut.
stgsteve
Damn
upvotehypnotoad
Very few swords U can buy are sharp enough to cut a hand off w/o hacking at it. You'd have to go out of your way to sharpen it that much
luciferian669
Demoncorgi
Swing something hard enough and it will come off
upvotehypnotoad
Guess Im gonna have to dial back by helicopter dick
Demoncorgi
Good idea don't wanna be know as the man that took a girl's head with just his dick lol
AVoiceOfReason
The title really doesn't sound that way. "Slashing someone" does not mean "Cutting them in half." It has never meant that in my mind. o_O
HsuDoNihm
Slashing someone just means causing a laceration. Could be a scratch, could be cut in half. Wide range of possibilities.
QuamvisSintSubAqua
Read this more as slapping...
Filanwizard
yea I am pretty sure a cable news website would say "Woman cuts man in half with sword" if that was the case. lots more clicks for that.
godskook
I would strongly advocate for "Woman goes full-ninja on boyfriend caught molesting child" as the headline in that case.
tomb818
STILL.....a freaking SWORD!
Coyote8
You've never been to China Town...
upvotehypnotoad
I used to have several katanas. Bought them as a teen via mail-catalog with money orders (yes, the good ol' days before internet)
awooooooooooo
I’m euro, and I got a sword,fuckhuge axe, and a long bayonet or two. Americans have only rifles and SPAAGs?
trigonman3
We have open sword carry laws in Texas. Where you?
OneMoreBeerPlease
I have 8 swords.
MattDude
A fucking pencil!
trigonman3
Wanna see a magic trick?
Chocolatecoveredmoose
I have a sword... doesn’t everyone?
aramis44
Two swords, halberd and two-handed flail, plus hussite pavise. Medieval reconstruction was a fun time :)
Chocolatecoveredmoose
Sweet!!
tomyironmane
I know, right?
DocWino
Most swords are you see for sale are blunt.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
You make it sound like swords are hard to come by...
Rainbow8008
I used to work for a storage company. Someone left a collection of swords behind in an empty hallway once. I kept the best one for myself
chrismofer
YOU make it sound like swords are easy to come by..?
dortmunder
What's hard about buying a sword?
chrismofer
i guess garage sales and mall ninja shops were more common than i thought
tomb818
Not at all, just that it was what she decided to use in the moment
IsDisassembled
Likely hanging on her wall. There's 3 small katanas in my bedroom & my brother has dozens of swords on his wall. They make nice accessories.
EatsBees
I just got some from my dad. I'm going to pretty them up and hang them on my wall. I need to see about fixing the balance on my daggers, too
DenverCoderIX
Who doesn't have at least a couple swords lying around the house? Serious question.
awooooooooooo
People with 5yo kids. Had to move my stuff well out of reach of kids.
SatanicSpirals
I don't have any swords anymore, but I do have a cudgel made from a shovel handle. I named it Tetanus.
DenverCoderIX
It's official, you win this thread.
SatanicSpirals
Nah, I think Tetanus did. I'll post a pic sometime. Godawful yellow shovel handle I attempted to add a railspike to. 1/2
JustBoone
Before I moved into my shit hole apartment I had a workshop in my garage full of hand made knives swords and other fun pointy things.
StrikingUpvoteHiddenFavorite
That sounds awesome as fuck
JustBoone
Currently working out of my back yard, total mud hole and can only burn on certain days. Blacksmithing is a pretty fun hobby, kills my arm!