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FP edit: Ty all send alcohol and doggos
Aug 2, 2018 10:47 AM
Rteqh
156556
2945
72
FP edit: Ty all send alcohol and doggos
bobloblawslawball
Maybe it has more to do with the type of people who regularly drink the different types of booze than the booze's effect on everyone
weirdnorwegianguy
"Potato chips? Potato chips." -weed
expfarrer
i am still waiting for that drunk text at 3 am
FloresDelCaribe
Oh thank God I thought I was the only one who heard these voices
candar
All completely interchangeable... Except wine, which is correct, and rum, which should be the dancing one.
ChristianSuddath
Most of these would work for most types of alcohol
XVUltima
Baileys: "Show em' your man-gina"
lightscrube
I read it in George Carlin's voice.
Megaspoon
regardless of what I drink I dance and sing and chat people up and make friends. Never been violent. Fallen many times.
DragonSlayer47
Meh to me tequila tastes too syrupy
Rifneno
Can't tell she's your cousin if you're blind.
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
Rifneno
Was making a crack about this: https://www.popsci.com/science/article/2012-05/fyi-can-drinking-moonshine-really-make-me-go-blind
Aubster
Why the hell would you drink brandy from those? You need tulips or globes, dammit! Not that Cognac is worth the bother, tbh- Armagnac ftw
juniorjim
Your tequila is mezcal and a rather nasty one at that
topbreak38
I learned the most dangerous alcohols are Jager and Everclear . . . they force you to call them by name.
Dunes8
“Brandy, you’re a fine girl...”
facemansvette
“What a good wife you would beee..!!” I was hoping this would be here.
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
Malort: "Tonight's the night you fight your dad."
DanTheStanMan
"I'm only considered masculine because nobody has actually tried me." - mead
domestomp
viking blood!
helagos
In my experience... Whiskey = Chill, smooth, confident me. Rum = loud, rambunctious me, and Beer = Angry, violent me. I much prefer Whiskey.
eclecticdyslexic
Breezle Blapschtick Boolotta -- Robitussin
czme
Am I the only one who doesn't get into fights when they drink whiskey? I just get the giggle fits when I'm drunk.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
Scotch "Nah, you can afford it. Start a tab."
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Don't soil the good name of moonshine by dragging the rural southerners into it, they would've done it with half a coors light in them.
poderous
You can mix almost any two of these just fine
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
"Adidas track pants are the hight of fashion." - Kvass
HubicPairs
height*
schmof
Never, ever did I think I would see kvass mentioned in the top comment of something. What a time to be alive.
adoration0x
But Kvass is non alchoholic. You mean Samagonka? Da?
PersonalDildo
Samagonka is moonshine, kvass is up to 1.2% most times
adoration0x
Between 0% to 1.44% which earns Kvass the title of non alchoholic or Bread Soda
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
TheLordCypher
CMDRKORR
*squatting intensifies*
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Still pretty sure that's vodka, kvass and semechki
voodoosexdoll
I always know there was a recent congregation of Slavs around.. all the sunflower seeds tip me off to it
badthaught
[Indistinct hardbass]
analbinosquirrel
i have never seen a gopnik drinking kvass or vodka outside, its all about that zhigulevskoe beer
malbec
Ahh the holy trinity
B3TT0
Blessed blyat be the gopnik who drink of trinity - Iosef Stalin
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
*Chifir'
IsYaBoyDaBeanster
*Kefir
AntiAlkoholMan
*rūgpienis
Winterhearted
Kefir is something like yogurt. Chifir' is drug made from black tea.
UserSubHunterOfIndeterminateGender
No, Chifir'. It's completely different. It's insanely strong tea.
PersonalDildo
Kvass is considered non alcoholic since it’s only up to 1.2 percent which is impossible to get drunk off
OhCrapIDidntMeanToPickThisName
I once saw Kvass at 5%! It was magical!
voodoosexdoll
Lol we make hella strong kvass at home
NotARussianHackr
Nothing is impossible, my friend.
poshlatino
Adidas: "Impossible is nothing"
PersonalDildo
You will die of kidney failure from having too much water in you before you’d get drunk on Kvass
SharkyMcSnarkface
Then you are not true slav.
PersonalDildo
If you get drunk off Kvass you are no Slav...
myr14d
That's way too fancy a bottle for moonshine.
CatOnTheRoof
You mean that it is not a bucket?
LeaRae90
Mason jar that you gotta return when you're done.
Yesisaidthat
If its legally sold then is it really moonshine?
StarboardSide
Moonshine can be sold legally, in some states, but not produced
CatOnTheRoof
The fun with legislation, Just as marihuana which you are not allowed to grow with more than 3 plants, or carry, but are allowed to sell...
iamleejn
Recycled gallon milk jug. At least that's what its sold in at from the local "distillery."
MiniMrSquid
I'm pretty sure it's just 80 proof too, not even close to the real stuff.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Correct.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
4X distilled - what's the point? Can't be much flavor left.
Imhereforthelurking
Moonshine is basically deep woods whiskey vodka. Smooth, clean burn and fucks you up good in about four sips.
trebuchet11
That’s the point lol
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Buy vodka then.
YesButAlsoYes
The goal is booze not flavor
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
Then buy vodka from Costco - much cheaper.
YesButAlsoYes
Cheaper then a little corn and barley? Na man. Plus moonshine has over twice the alcohol by volume
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
The bottle in the pic is the same as most vodkas - 40%ABV. $20 for 1.75L Costco vodka, $40-50 for 750mL of this shine.