The 301thst vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps

Jul 7, 2023 4:55 AM

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#45 Some planes can be repaired and put back into service after crashing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#4 onlyfans heavily regulates that sort of nsfw.

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

#5

3 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

#1 I get more concerned when I'm driving and I smell that car from a nearby vehicle. Too many people driving impaired out there.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

#28 You going to scroll up already?!

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They wore another cover over the boots, by the way.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 I live in urban Canada, so that's just what parks smell like, even decades before legalization.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

#1 v

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#36 it’s something about taking the square root of 10,000. Because it’s under tree root

3 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

But the box is a rectangle, no square

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what I thought but I still don't get how the pic makes any sense.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

$100 would be the root of $10,000 in this case.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Obviously, but the cartoon doesn't make sense.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

You just need High Knowledge of Math to understand XD

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Never mind all of he parents who sit at a bench 20ft away from the play area so they can smoke cigarettes.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And drink beer.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 it's like cigarettes. Smoking is bad for your health in abstract ways you won't believe anyway.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd probably tell the kid as it is. "That's the smell of someone smoking a plant called cannabis. The same way people smoke cigarettes, some smoke cannabis to better relax or have fun." And if they ask any questions I will answer truthfully.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's almost as if parents don't need to lie to their kids about stuff like that!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any burning plant material is not good for your lungs.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#30 that’s Robin Wilhoit, WBIR-Knoxville, TN!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 you know how your mom and I have a beer sometimes? It's like that but instead of drinking it, you smoke it like a cigarette. But just like beer, if you use that stuff too much or when you're too young, it can hurt you. What else would you like to know? Your curiosity is awesome!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#11 Absolutely. We need to help put things right.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He got this one right, but iirc this guy has caught some flac for being a little problematic in some of his other posts, misrepresenting his heritage and attachement to certain communities he's claimed to be part of etc.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 IIRC they wore removable second boots over the spacesuit when actually walking on the Moon, to avoid trailing the highly abrasive ('cos it doesn't get worn down by wind, water etc.) moon dust inside the lander? In any case, the boots that left those bootprints were left behind to save weight and are still up there on the Moon, not on display in the museum.

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

A-HA ! Gotch ya, you still believe in museums!

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A lot of lunar dust is impact melt, or basically tiny droplets and fragments of glass / molten rock from meteor impacts. If you took rockwool and fiberglass, pulverized it into a fine powder and smashed it into a bunch of gravel so hard the jagged, razor-sharp edges poked out everywhere, that's pretty much lunar dust. Exactly as healthy to breathe as it sounds.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Also Plants VS. Zombies Gay Hentai.

3 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 3

Meh, I have no objection to that. (Not my childhood, not my horrifying revelation.)

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

You say that now...

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Not my childhood, not my horrifying revelation".....And the winner of today's best sentence goes to ....Hexrowe.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

"Why be good if there's no hell?" Because I have this weird thing called "empathy" where the idea of harming others upsets me.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I’m very empathetic when I plan my crimes

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I came down to bitch at this. Anyone who tells you they're only good because they're afraid of God is not a good person, they just don't want to be caught doing bad things.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

I can’t find the quote, but the gist is the good atheist is better then the good theist, because they’re good with selflessness. The theist being good will always be less morally right than the atheist, performing the same act, because the theist’s morality is coloured by their selfish desire to go to the good place when they die. Come to think of it, it may have come from The Good Place. It’s got a Chidi feel to it.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#1 thats just how hippies smell

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#14 the "why be good if there's no hell" argument always creeps me out. You're basically saying if I didn't think I'd burn in hell I'd be a(n even more) horrible person.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#12 is a bad comparison. We could all see the moon, but a different continent is not visible to all. Columbus is also not seen as the discoverer because of a claim he stepped on it first.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

I always thought it was weird we celebrate Columbus Day when we're named for Amerigo Vespucci

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eh. To be fair, Vespucci was less of an a@@hole than Columbus.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

From the stories told about him, people who kick dogs on the regular are less of assholes than colombus.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Defending Columbus? Bad take bro

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 11

This isn't defending Columbus. It's just there is so much solid arguments you can use to shit on him, you don't need to resort to such stupidity.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This isn't defending Columbus, it's pointing out bad logic

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Agreed. The continent was not known to 95%+ of the world's population. If you wanted to be pedantic, you could say "discovered it for the rest of the world". But honestly "discovered" is appropriate here.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

He's not even considered the first. If memory serves, the accepted one is Amerigo Vespuci. (sp) Hence America. I may be mistaken, but I think that is right.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First what? The Continent is named after him largely because Vespucci was the first to print a map. He didn't travel to the new world until 1497 (though, that is disputed and some think it was 1499).

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Population of the Americas was estimated to be in the realm of 50-100 million prior to Columbus, out of a world population of about 430 million, so between 10-20% of the human population was living there.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

There is literally one dude that thinks its 100 million. Most research puts it between 15-60 million. Doesn't change the point. It was still "discovered" for 80% of the population if we use your highest estimate.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wasn’t it “discovered” prior to Columbus though? Pretty sure there were Viking records of Canada well before Columbus.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes. Doesn't change the point.

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#14 no one is good bc of heaven, shitty people who believe just do shitty things and think they'll still get in after asking for forgiveness.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

#27 v

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#15 Russia, Netherlands, Luxemburg, France, Slovenia?, Croatia. Not that hard

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Isn't it Serbia?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Found the football fan.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*Soccer

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are you sure they didn't mean hand egg?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think is Slovakia?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

jup

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'll be deep in the cold, cold, ground before I recognize Luxembourg!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(that's a joke, I have nothing against the good people of Luxembourg or their Sir Ulrich)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As an American, pretty sure you made at least 3 of those up /s

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

#8 So, as I suspected, there's pretty much no new form of media that doesn't come with judgement from predecessors. Like when one of the Greek thinkers was like "writing is the lazy man's way of remembering!"

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I came to ask what the other media was? Newspapers? Newspapers would get judgy about people reading thicker volumes of bound paper with more printed words?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Media" doesn't necessarily mean news. "Media" is plural for "medium", in the meaning that it is a vessel for the conveyance of some type of idea or information. Music has had 8tracks, cassettes, CDs, MP3s; News has had town criers, bullitens, newspapers, radios, TVs; Paint has had stone walls, wood, canvas, paper; etc

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 reminds me of a certain smell and sand that was clumped together back when i was a kid who didn't know any better. Only came to the realization of what it was after a few nights of heavy drinking and smelling it again after taking a piss.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 check what they searched for next...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#28 I know it's a joke, but these boots goes in overshoes that have the distinct footprint. They didn't walk directly with these on lunar ground.

3 years ago | Likes 265 Dislikes 0

Not sure if it's a joke or OP is a moon conspiracy theorist who's trying to sneak this shit into imgur

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Psssshhh, you believe in the moon?!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah those are the space equivalent of their house slippers

3 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

There's even a pic of them in that same google search, crazy

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Exhibit A: spaceboot. Exhibit B: footprint not in space. Checkmate!

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I’m late to this party, but feel compelled to add: Their argument falls apart if you know that the lunar footprint belongs to Buzz, not Neil, anyway. So comparing it to Neil’s boots is like saying “How many of you guys wanna hear ‘Freebird?’ Anyway, here’s ‘Wonderwall!’”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And with that, a little more of santa claus was removed from the world

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, moon regolith is a real bitch

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The joke is in the plants vs. zombies gay hentai browser tab at the bottom

3 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

Ah. I thought that was just the bottom of my browser window.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Correct

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Okay but I also appreciate the info and I did see the tab

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Don't we all have that tab open ?

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Pff, after what EA did to the franchise? I'll stick with peggle-based-smut thank you.

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And the rest is misdirect, which makes it part of the joke. Presentation is important too.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#9 I suggest to my family every year that I’d love to choose a fast food chain and order 1 of everything on the menu in order to do a tasting for my adult birthday. Nobody ever agrees because it sounds expensive but it’s not like we wouldn’t share the payment or put it all on Brian the Blacksheep

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I would come to your birthday for sure!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which would be your first pick?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 Wait, that's not an actual sta... oh, I get it. And evidently, so does your sister.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

"Ew Mexico" -Republicans

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Wyoming really doesn’t change at all

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Alabama isn't shortened that way. It's bigger that way. I'll show myself out.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Assachusetts is doing all right!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

(If you haven't seen it yet, take a gander between Mississippi and Georgia. If you have, my apologies.)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh I already did, but gonna some ass in good old Mass.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#27 my half-blind ass is going to march in there in a hurry, to order a pastrami sandwich on rye with a side of bean salad and a creamy pastry. Whyever would you name a non-food place something to do with a lunchbox? You are going to have a lot of grumpy hungry customers on your hands

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It's a double entendre! Who wants to eat from a hairy ... Lunchbox?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

They know what they do)

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Americans with puritanical influence have an obsession for mixing up metaphors of food with those of intimate sexual acts. They are too cowardly to call it straight by unambiguous names such as cunnilingus and fellatio. This makes the prospect of neither very appealing to people with a developed vocabulary and some refinement

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Ew Jersey

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Ew Mexico

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Assachusetts

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ncest

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I had to read them all to make sure there were no other gems like that! This amused me.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What is it originally?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Labama

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Lol okay. Thought it was the actual name of a state. I'm not from the US 🙂

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Labama.

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3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would give more updoots if I could. You’ve made my day.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know why but my father (a native speaker) always laughed at this section and I never understood why. I'd ask but he wouldn't explain. I can't ask him anymore now.

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