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DecidedlyUglyFatFool
#45 Some planes can be repaired and put back into service after crashing.
SithElephant
#4 onlyfans heavily regulates that sort of nsfw.
MagmaCarta
#5
zFUBARz
#1 I get more concerned when I'm driving and I smell that car from a nearby vehicle. Too many people driving impaired out there.
AwkwardNuts
#28 You going to scroll up already?!
jctaffy69
rbudrick
They wore another cover over the boots, by the way.
DavidBrooker
#1 I live in urban Canada, so that's just what parks smell like, even decades before legalization.
drunkdeadlock
#1
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redpandabanana
#36 it’s something about taking the square root of 10,000. Because it’s under tree root
LamarTrillington
Thank you!
Rapier1772
But the box is a rectangle, no square
rbudrick
That's what I thought but I still don't get how the pic makes any sense.
Rikoshi
$100 would be the root of $10,000 in this case.
rbudrick
Obviously, but the cartoon doesn't make sense.
Funnyjunker
You just need High Knowledge of Math to understand XD
StevieTheAussie
#1 Never mind all of he parents who sit at a bench 20ft away from the play area so they can smoke cigarettes.
DocWino
And drink beer.
echoawoo
#1 it's like cigarettes. Smoking is bad for your health in abstract ways you won't believe anyway.
farfie
I'd probably tell the kid as it is. "That's the smell of someone smoking a plant called cannabis. The same way people smoke cigarettes, some smoke cannabis to better relax or have fun." And if they ask any questions I will answer truthfully.
PyroDragon
It's almost as if parents don't need to lie to their kids about stuff like that!
PyroDragon
Any burning plant material is not good for your lungs.
MsBehavinMaven
#30 that’s Robin Wilhoit, WBIR-Knoxville, TN!
Tsugumi2me
#1 you know how your mom and I have a beer sometimes? It's like that but instead of drinking it, you smoke it like a cigarette. But just like beer, if you use that stuff too much or when you're too young, it can hurt you. What else would you like to know? Your curiosity is awesome!
amdkenobi
#11 Absolutely. We need to help put things right.
astrangehop
He got this one right, but iirc this guy has caught some flac for being a little problematic in some of his other posts, misrepresenting his heritage and attachement to certain communities he's claimed to be part of etc.
Hexrowe
#28 IIRC they wore removable second boots over the spacesuit when actually walking on the Moon, to avoid trailing the highly abrasive ('cos it doesn't get worn down by wind, water etc.) moon dust inside the lander? In any case, the boots that left those bootprints were left behind to save weight and are still up there on the Moon, not on display in the museum.
FBKatB3tadotcom1
A-HA ! Gotch ya, you still believe in museums!
phobosorbust
A lot of lunar dust is impact melt, or basically tiny droplets and fragments of glass / molten rock from meteor impacts. If you took rockwool and fiberglass, pulverized it into a fine powder and smashed it into a bunch of gravel so hard the jagged, razor-sharp edges poked out everywhere, that's pretty much lunar dust. Exactly as healthy to breathe as it sounds.
Pilgrymm
Also Plants VS. Zombies Gay Hentai.
Hexrowe
Meh, I have no objection to that. (Not my childhood, not my horrifying revelation.)
Pilgrymm
You say that now...
TaiPan87
"Not my childhood, not my horrifying revelation".....And the winner of today's best sentence goes to ....Hexrowe.
Hexrowe
SomeDetroitGuy
"Why be good if there's no hell?" Because I have this weird thing called "empathy" where the idea of harming others upsets me.
TattooedTaurus
I’m very empathetic when I plan my crimes
RevolutionOnHerLips
I came down to bitch at this. Anyone who tells you they're only good because they're afraid of God is not a good person, they just don't want to be caught doing bad things.
averageNerdyGuy
I can’t find the quote, but the gist is the good atheist is better then the good theist, because they’re good with selflessness. The theist being good will always be less morally right than the atheist, performing the same act, because the theist’s morality is coloured by their selfish desire to go to the good place when they die. Come to think of it, it may have come from The Good Place. It’s got a Chidi feel to it.
xxoctavianxx
#1 thats just how hippies smell
ArgumentativeArguerJustBecause
#14 the "why be good if there's no hell" argument always creeps me out. You're basically saying if I didn't think I'd burn in hell I'd be a(n even more) horrible person.
soepie7
#12 is a bad comparison. We could all see the moon, but a different continent is not visible to all. Columbus is also not seen as the discoverer because of a claim he stepped on it first.
RevolutionOnHerLips
I always thought it was weird we celebrate Columbus Day when we're named for Amerigo Vespucci
ArkoneAxon
Eh. To be fair, Vespucci was less of an a@@hole than Columbus.
anjeleyezjr
From the stories told about him, people who kick dogs on the regular are less of assholes than colombus.
iLynux
Defending Columbus? Bad take bro
soepie7
This isn't defending Columbus. It's just there is so much solid arguments you can use to shit on him, you don't need to resort to such stupidity.
OffStageSpring9
This isn't defending Columbus, it's pointing out bad logic
TaiPan87
Agreed. The continent was not known to 95%+ of the world's population. If you wanted to be pedantic, you could say "discovered it for the rest of the world". But honestly "discovered" is appropriate here.
anjeleyezjr
He's not even considered the first. If memory serves, the accepted one is Amerigo Vespuci. (sp) Hence America. I may be mistaken, but I think that is right.
TaiPan87
First what? The Continent is named after him largely because Vespucci was the first to print a map. He didn't travel to the new world until 1497 (though, that is disputed and some think it was 1499).
whatsisname
Population of the Americas was estimated to be in the realm of 50-100 million prior to Columbus, out of a world population of about 430 million, so between 10-20% of the human population was living there.
TaiPan87
There is literally one dude that thinks its 100 million. Most research puts it between 15-60 million. Doesn't change the point. It was still "discovered" for 80% of the population if we use your highest estimate.
darkdragonempress
Wasn’t it “discovered” prior to Columbus though? Pretty sure there were Viking records of Canada well before Columbus.
TaiPan87
Yes. Doesn't change the point.
DeadeicPrints
#14 no one is good bc of heaven, shitty people who believe just do shitty things and think they'll still get in after asking for forgiveness.
redpandabanana
#27
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MahatmaBandy
#15 Russia, Netherlands, Luxemburg, France, Slovenia?, Croatia. Not that hard
blumpk1npie
Isn't it Serbia?
Gargwill
Found the football fan.
PyroDragon
*Soccer
refsawanka
Are you sure they didn't mean hand egg?
Lenwe
I think is Slovakia?
fromagewit
jup
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
I'll be deep in the cold, cold, ground before I recognize Luxembourg!
Feanordidnothingwrong3000
(that's a joke, I have nothing against the good people of Luxembourg or their Sir Ulrich)
RevolutionOnHerLips
As an American, pretty sure you made at least 3 of those up /s
bestlaidmind
#8 So, as I suspected, there's pretty much no new form of media that doesn't come with judgement from predecessors. Like when one of the Greek thinkers was like "writing is the lazy man's way of remembering!"
jdm2
I came to ask what the other media was? Newspapers? Newspapers would get judgy about people reading thicker volumes of bound paper with more printed words?
PyroDragon
"Media" doesn't necessarily mean news. "Media" is plural for "medium", in the meaning that it is a vessel for the conveyance of some type of idea or information. Music has had 8tracks, cassettes, CDs, MP3s; News has had town criers, bullitens, newspapers, radios, TVs; Paint has had stone walls, wood, canvas, paper; etc
KapteeniHai
#1 reminds me of a certain smell and sand that was clumped together back when i was a kid who didn't know any better. Only came to the realization of what it was after a few nights of heavy drinking and smelling it again after taking a piss.
seanie0
#28 check what they searched for next...
GussDeBlod
#28 I know it's a joke, but these boots goes in overshoes that have the distinct footprint. They didn't walk directly with these on lunar ground.
htapoicoS
Not sure if it's a joke or OP is a moon conspiracy theorist who's trying to sneak this shit into imgur
PyroDragon
Psssshhh, you believe in the moon?!
Telleryn
Yeah those are the space equivalent of their house slippers
JamesFaction
There's even a pic of them in that same google search, crazy
mondeca
Exhibit A: spaceboot. Exhibit B: footprint not in space. Checkmate!
KalliJ
I’m late to this party, but feel compelled to add: Their argument falls apart if you know that the lunar footprint belongs to Buzz, not Neil, anyway. So comparing it to Neil’s boots is like saying “How many of you guys wanna hear ‘Freebird?’ Anyway, here’s ‘Wonderwall!’”
Feralkyn
Thank you!
skincancerisfun
And with that, a little more of santa claus was removed from the world
ME2BNS12
Yeah, moon regolith is a real bitch
hightechpirate
The joke is in the plants vs. zombies gay hentai browser tab at the bottom
mmodlin
Ah. I thought that was just the bottom of my browser window.
CeruleanFox
Correct
Feralkyn
Okay but I also appreciate the info and I did see the tab
GussDeBlod
Don't we all have that tab open ?
EntropyReign
Pff, after what EA did to the franchise? I'll stick with peggle-based-smut thank you.
HeyOP
And the rest is misdirect, which makes it part of the joke. Presentation is important too.
meganical
#9 I suggest to my family every year that I’d love to choose a fast food chain and order 1 of everything on the menu in order to do a tasting for my adult birthday. Nobody ever agrees because it sounds expensive but it’s not like we wouldn’t share the payment or put it all on Brian the Blacksheep
RevolutionOnHerLips
I would come to your birthday for sure!
FabergeBurrito
Which would be your first pick?
CaldariBob
#24 Wait, that's not an actual sta... oh, I get it. And evidently, so does your sister.
tehpunch
"Ew Mexico" -Republicans
imakesoap
Wyoming really doesn’t change at all
Like50Badgers
Alabama isn't shortened that way. It's bigger that way. I'll show myself out.
Bunhyung
Assachusetts is doing all right!
CaldariBob
(If you haven't seen it yet, take a gander between Mississippi and Georgia. If you have, my apologies.)
Bunhyung
Oh I already did, but gonna some ass in good old Mass.
MySushi
#27 my half-blind ass is going to march in there in a hurry, to order a pastrami sandwich on rye with a side of bean salad and a creamy pastry. Whyever would you name a non-food place something to do with a lunchbox? You are going to have a lot of grumpy hungry customers on your hands
FabergeBurrito
It's a double entendre! Who wants to eat from a hairy ... Lunchbox?
lucifer63
They know what they do)
MySushi
Americans with puritanical influence have an obsession for mixing up metaphors of food with those of intimate sexual acts. They are too cowardly to call it straight by unambiguous names such as cunnilingus and fellatio. This makes the prospect of neither very appealing to people with a developed vocabulary and some refinement
Sp1ffy
Ew Jersey
averageNerdyGuy
Ew Mexico
pdFarmD
Assachusetts
JoeMangoJello
Ncest
nilaismad
I had to read them all to make sure there were no other gems like that! This amused me.
Freeeer
What is it originally?
PyroDragon
Labama
Freeeer
Lol okay. Thought it was the actual name of a state. I'm not from the US 🙂
SmoeAhsolse
Labama.
SmoeAhsolse
Para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia
Una poca de gracia pa mí, pa ti, arriba y arriba
Y arriba y arriba, por ti seré
Por ti seré, por ti seré
Yo no soy marinero
Yo no soy marinero, soy capitán
Soy capitán, soy capitán
averageNerdyGuy
I would give more updoots if I could. You’ve made my day.
DecidedlyUglyFatFool
I don't know why but my father (a native speaker) always laughed at this section and I never understood why. I'd ask but he wouldn't explain. I can't ask him anymore now.