Ikr, why would you take that story angle for an animal that literally just kidnaps their 'wife' and treats her like an object to be carried around and hidden away. I know they're just animals running mostly on instinct, but if you're going to put a human angle on it, do so responsibly.
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
datphone777365
Krub bidet was not on my list for today. I should have known better.
Jaqdakloun
Everything reminds me of her
siflandollysiflandollyshowROCK
Krabpf
Hammurabi7
Klab
WhatAboutEyebrows
ivyvine0
OK, what???😂
kerms
plublubbluppblublupllublu
callicat
I don't want no krub. Krub is someone who can't get no love from me.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Krabby used Water Gun! It wasn't very effective...
pullingsixty
Cut him some slack, he's got prostate issues.
SleeperXib
I know this one. That's a box crab! I drew one once
proracing53
ThisIsMyUsernameThereAreManyLikeIt
Is...is that the crab's idea of a scary defense mechanism?
AnythingMuchShorter
Now go away or I shall spout you a second taimeh
sundaymondayhippyday
I heard that! https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlc29mNnVmdDhxMTc4ejd2anBibmc5c2Znamg3bTh0cHk1ZHF3M2NhcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/qtwnYUwEwggCc/giphy.mp4
backrideup9
That's a dangerous bidet.
maeta
Aww The poor thing, you scared it :(
JaromirAzarov
Box crab
Meetgeorgejetson4510
I not succulent crab, I just fountain
Defcon2
a drinking fountain
Dissipo
companydysprosium
Mr. Stealyogirl
captainfakeypants
...casually holding a child captive until she hits puberty, then immediately raping her.
Uhhhhh.... :\
sundaymondayhippyday
Epstein-Trump of the crap world!….
Dissipo
lol
PabloEscargot
Who knew crabs could be so adorable.
Bergie31
That's not what devoted means
Ivain
Ikr, why would you take that story angle for an animal that literally just kidnaps their 'wife' and treats her like an object to be carried around and hidden away. I know they're just animals running mostly on instinct, but if you're going to put a human angle on it, do so responsibly.
SmashySashimi
Crab blew bubbles! Crab used water jet!
CyberHexx
It looks like a Goomba from the Super Mario Bros movie...
PotFox
What a magnificently rotund fellow
michaelozz62
I knew a girl who did the same
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Jack Sparrows *rock crab*
Jsupes
This is what peak evolution looks like
Beyonceuponatime
It looks like it has evolved to mimic the appearance of a deadly cone snail
Beyonceuponatime
(you probably were being sarcastic, but i reckon you're also pretty spot-on)
EekumBokumEekumBokum
Kroib
PaperStSoapCompany
Me as a kid spraying water through my teeth.
Calicoastin818
we got a squirter here !
areve
I don't know what it is but it'd be better back in the wild.
zeacorzeppelin10
I love when crabs have that every fits into place evolution
DdCno1
Did a crab write this sentence?
zeacorzeppelin10
IUpvoteFuturama
https://imgur.com/YyPXdFn.mp4
Plifplafpluff
She reminds me of Sydney Sweeney
CptRobotNinja
Of all the myriad mic solutions we have come up with over the years, holding the tiny mic up to your mouth...irks me
zFUBARz
Wasn't a rock roll at least
Alzeido
would have been better
youreathing
Depends on the genre of rock roll.
DystopianCommandant
I...I wanted to hear the crab.
Fistouille
But you did!
Ririq
Same, all that fucking talking only to not get a lame ass joke in the end that just wasn't funny.
SirSage
'Ayyyyy I'm a fucken crab aaaaa I'm walkin' here aaa"
DaycareGod420
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6RraA0QyWbc
TheFastpaws
Nice
SymphonyOfTeeth
Thank you
DystopianCommandant
Good! This is what I wanted. Crab.