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Aug 24, 2026 9:03 PM
NormaHermano
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sgnight13
Death. To. Fucking. Clankers.
FartsSmellBad
The more I try to understand what that is supposed to mean, the less it makes sense.
squillis
Roommate, live-in servant, what's the difference
Becker37
Rich people really need to die
Bear1bear
Wait... im not supposed to indenture my roommates? First im hearing about this!
MrFrAnK9000
I dont need a roommate to pay the rent anymore because i spent thousnads of dollars on a robot that don't pay rent. Genius!
ohthosefartypartys2
Hobosexuals?
InablueMule
I have a Nest
zertmaster
So it's a sex bot too? Or just a roommate?
Navrodel
...doesn't the bot still run with a remote human operator, so it's still like an even creepier version of having a roommate, but you'll also treat them like shit because you own the body?
There's a term for a relationship like that, and I don't think it's anything nearly as pleasant as 'roommate.'
Psionickitten
Billionaires and CEOs are among the stupidest humans.
Emjayen
Only stupider are those who lick their boots.
apLundell
Maybe it pays rent? I could use a robot that pays rent.
nomnamless
Does he think roommate = servant?
darthstormer
Do they think "roommate" is a catch-all term for butler, maid, nanny, cook and/or housekeeper?
11Weasel11
Wife? Not being a misogynist. I do the laundry. She makes the bed.
IWouldLickThat
I absolutely think this is what he meant. Probably caught it just before posting and thought roommate was a good replacement somehow.
DYLANLEE79
We only need humanoid robots for ONE thing, and it isn't making beds.
meganical
It’s for those microscopic surgeries that are too difficult for human hands and eyes, right?
meganical
What argument is he talking about? Who is out there “arguing” that roommates are a necessity and also have something even remotely connected to making someone’s bed? Rich people have too much free time on their hands if they’re sitting long enough to come up with this unhinged shit nobody ever thinks about
InfocalypseRising
is this even real? Posts that look like social media but have no dates or anything are usually rage bait.
UNHchabo
It's a real tweet.
https://xcancel.com/TansuYegen/status/2089818522369056999
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
The op is a bot apart of an engagement/troll farm. There's at least 8 posts so far that just hit usersub in the last hour all from different accounts that have the exact same comment history; 4 days ago and then the next comment is 1 year ago.
foxpotate
Billionaires are legitimately retarded.
thedarklord187
I mean that's shat happends when you never interact with the real world and are home schooled or private schooled they literally don't know what reality is.
ScrippyChan
That's the crazy part. Loads of people are born into middle class or poverty, have the good fortune to come into substantial sums of money, and then proceed to check the fuck out from reality and become huge douchebag dipshits just like this. It's all fucking baffling.
INeverReadTheTOS
Does... does he think roommates make each others' beds??
Doctorfatherson
Not each others. Clearly.one roommate is i charge of beds
BeaverOnFire
EggFooYung
He thinks roommates are the same as servants.
chewmaca2
He thinks of them as not just unpaid help, but help that pays you! Like some sort of out of touch add.
thedudeman519
They think everyone else not them are the same as servants
RaVeNrcft
Or his mother.
Catumi
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OmnesMundiLardum
Only really good roommates
PopeBruce
He thinks everyone in the house has a bed at minimum, I've definitely slept in a closet and under another person's bed.
Draygen
Yeah, we've all asked you to stop doing that, buddy. It's scaring the kids. The clown costume isn't helping things.
UhSadHJ84
I chew their food for them
QuackWok
I had a roommate that did that with my food! Then he swallowed it. Buy your own fuckin groceries Timmy!
NoCutsNoButsNoCoconuts
Baby bird it to em, huh?
UhSadHJ84
EmperorCartagia
Do you also know how to perform Oomox?
Gestalt7
What about decanting their wine. I don't recommend looking up "human decanters" if you plan on eating in the near future.
NairouTryyshokk
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invaderjak
if I had a room mate, and they expected me to make their damn bed, I would no longer have a room mate. At least this one isn't stealing art.
endyrr
I actively distrust roommates who offer to make my bed. It's only funny to find dog poo in a bed if it's not your bed, Collin!
I0VE525P00GE
Can you imagine interviewing potential roommates and telling them that you expect them to share the rent, bills, communal area cleaning…and also they have to make your bed?
NotSinceTheAccidend
And they need to tuck me in at night with a little kiss on the forehead.
GloriousCoco
Listen if I had a good roommate I could probably stand to give them a little forehead kiss at night.
PorneliusHubertII
When i turned 18, my parents started charging me rent for my childhood bedroom. Then they expected me to do chores on top of the rent.
Zalm
Same.
I mean, chores in an apt you pay rent in is certainly not out of the ordinary, but you choose when and how to do said chores, and if they get done. And apts have lawn service, so that's right out
PorneliusHubertII
It wasnt qn apt. It was my bedroom from childhood. And the chore wasnt "clean my toom" it was "clean up my parents spaces". So, imagine if your landlord asked you to clean their home. At the time, I was working 7 days a week and not utilizing the kitchen at home. And to top it off, I was giving most of my money to my parents anyway, cuz I was making a lot more than I needed.
Zalm
Oh I get it, it's bullshit that some parents do that, all I was saying, even with roommates, shared spaces have shared chores. And they can be negotiable. With parents like ours, things aren't negotiable. Nothing is.
Hexidimentional
i keep telling my roommate she doesnt need to make my bed, i like my blanket nest, but she just keeps doing it anyway saying it looks neat and tidy, then she gropes my ass
75townecoupe
This sounds more like a spouse
CatMeme37
If they are sharing a room?
Hexidimentional
she can be two things
Phosphatidylethanolamine
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reichstein
And possibly even a very fun secret third thing ;)
SecretSquirrel27
Omg...They were womb mates!....
buttcreambandit
Spider-Man?