HastyPuddingPops
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Blue sky https://bsky.app/profile/profounddemon.bsky.social/post/3malmijkfh22y
Dec 22, 2025 10:47 PM
HastyPuddingPops
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Blue sky https://bsky.app/profile/profounddemon.bsky.social/post/3malmijkfh22y
Neednoggle
Now, I've never fixed a fight or thrown one, but if Fight Club has taught me anything on the subject, it's that you're not supposed to fuckin talk about it
do7rkb5n
Jumping on top comment to share that this pic appears to be fake
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darthbiscuit
You know how you know he’s full of shit? No bookie would take that bet. They’d go fucking bankrupt. Walk in there and say, “I wanna bet 10mil against an amateur podcaster guy who can’t fight for shit.” And they’d say, “fuck you”. Why? Because they’d make no money. Hell, they’d be giving money away.
lessthen1337
If you do this on those new polymarkets site I don't think there's any legal oversite
yingjun
dude. incoming lawsuit.
AbsolutelyNotBacon
"Losing is the new winning" sore loser says what?
dynamojoe
Further down the BlueSky thread there's discussion whether this is real or not. It doesn't appear in twitter.
soulthreat
Wimp Lo?
TrumpRapesChildren
Someone catch him outside and stomp the rest of his face backwards through his asshole.
youreathing
Fake - https://www.primetimer.com/features/did-andrew-tate-bet-on-himself-to-lose-viral-88-million-profit-claim-debunked
MapleSyrupMafia
Well, hopefully people with criminal records who lost money on that fight won't fact check it.
Targe0
Headline is all people care about, real or fake, it doesn't matter.
TheOvy
yeaaaaaah, I hate imgur giving me shit to fact check. C'mon, y'all, check your sources.
DirigibleOtter
This is the most unstable isotope of copium ever seen outside a lab.
onemightyandstrong
This is a "demon core" of copium
Slimewire
The elephant's foot of copium
RadasNoir
If copium was able to generate electricity, the right-wing "manosphere" could power the whole Earth from now until the Sun consumes us all.
Poppypoppoppop
Don't care. Will always remember this moron this way
sirbartonslady
Like shooting fish in a barrel, getting upvotes and comments on this bundle of ballsack skin, whether he actually said it or not.
LittleChickadee
Fucking idiot
spangolio
oh shit you mean I cried all night for nothing?
clint23185
How fragile do you have to be to implicate yourself in a crime to save face because you got your ass whooped in front of a audience. Dumb to can't for get the dumb.
TheePerfectComment
Guisso14
Good job admitting your crimes
ExaDeuce
Its fake
Slugsie
This is almost certainly a fake post. But both he and that other loser who lost this weekend will have been paid millions either way. Not bad for less than an hours work.
HappyTimeHollis
It's not just an hour's work though. It's the years training, the time in the gym, the sacrificing the food and drink you love and all that stuff that gets you to that point where you can take that contract.
Andrew Tate is still a sex-trafficking, rapist PoS though. Jake Paul is still an absolute tool of a transphobic cunt too.
lonelyrangerofthedreams
A true asshole and piece of shit never lose.
He chose to lose to gain more from it.
BleakWatcher
Pretty sure it is illegal but his buddy Trump will likely help him avoid legal trouble
getadogupya
Awww, the little guy is so upset that everyone is laughing at him, that he made up a bullshit story about committing a crime.
ElbowDeepInYou
Yeah, sounds like him, but it's fake. When pointed out the dude says "I'm not a journalist, I'm a hater".
https://bsky.app/profile/leahmcelrath.bsky.social/post/3malsd62l5k2f
TheJuiceLoosener
LOL
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Thank you - fuck Tate, sex trafficking rapist fuckwit that he is, but facts are on our side and we don't have to resort to making shit up.
Prometheusblu
4chan and the like makes stuff like this to stir the pot, or could just be a satire site with the watermark removed. We get fake shit on this site daily.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
I understand how much dudes like Tate love their dogwhistles, but lining up the odds for an "88" million dollar payout seemed a touch beyond believability for me.
casualgenderquestion2718
based, I can appreciate “I’m not a journalist I’m a hater”
IgnisInvictus
Yeah, that totally sounds like he threw the fight. Except, those odds? I don't think so.
Joylove
People cried over the fight?
casualgenderquestion2718
crying out of their penises, all over the country. Strange, white tears.
RadasNoir
You know how, if you laugh hard enough, you start to tear up a little?
Rascael
MY GOD.. What a self own... especially if it results in JAIL TIME... looking at you Romania...
TheOldSchoolisBack
Most likely scenarios are that its a) a fake tweet, and b) he’s just full of shit as usual.
cambriago13
This fucking santorum-stain just can't stop self-owning.
SpartaWolf117
he's sucked trump's dick, so he'll get a pardon
Legomaniac91
Unfortunately, pardons mean precisely two things when the wiseguys catch wind: jack and shit, and jack left town.
lamontcranston
state crime
MeowMachine12
That's pretty gay
smashpro1
Good luck pardoning bookies breaking your legs.
boxbackknitties
I think it’s very illegal to bet on an event you’re personally involved in, no? Pete Rose, black sox, etc.
philthedoh
The fight took place in Dubai so probably hard to prosecute but he better have used some VERY discreet bookies otherwise he might end up being thrown out of a window
Telemapus
What fucking bookie is going to take a bet against a guy in a fight, made by the guy in that fight? Or at we supposed to believe Tate has a network of fronts and proxies or something? And what bookie pays out on learning that it was Tate who laid the bet? What a dumb bullshitter this guy is.
philthedoh
You're not wrong, haha. I don't really think he's smart enough to cover his tracks through proxies (publicly saying he did it would make the whole act mute anyway) and yeah, a smart bookie would simply not pay out the bet
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Didn’t Satan do that on South Park? Everybody was betting Satan to win, and only one person bet on Jesus. Then Satan threw it and took the money.
Bear1bear
I could care less about pete rose betting on baseball... its the fact that he admitted to fucking a 14yr old that pisses me off
Illinifan88
Sure. But I'd be more concerned about the people he stole the money from.
Don't get me wrong, anyone taking that bet is an idiot. But shit like this is what gets you concrete blocks on your feet.
MapleSyrupMafia
We can only hope... Taint being gone would be a win for humanity!
mmontour
That was in the Before times. Crime is legal now.
DaveSamsonite
Also, you admitted to throwing the fight. Make sure to claim all that on your taxes. Enjoy the double vision, permanent heart palpitations, and nerve damage.
SternLecturePlumbing
You mean to tell me that this beacon of wholesomeness did something against the law? I am shocked I mean, I am shocked.
Akintunde
It is, it's actually a big issue in the UFC right now. Though it at least seems like Dana White isn't putting up with it, he's called the feds on a few of his fighters.
soThatWasThat
It is both illegal to bet on yourself, and throw the fight (fraud)
KaptainObveeus
Is anyone going to do something about it though?
thatunpleasantfeeling
Is it illegal to vote in your own victory though? Like, if I was going to fight, could I bet on myself to win?
Stefantabulous
I seem to remember a boxer (Bernard Hopkins?) putting a temporary tattoo of a gambling site on his back, and used that payment to bet on himself to win on that site. As long as you bet on yourself to win, and don't choose a round it's going to happen in, it should be ok?
DrPepperIsMyGP
That's how Pete Rose went down. He bet on his games all the time, but he bet on himself to win. Eventually they got tired of him doing it, and said you can't wager either way. Then he did it again again and was absolutely blackballed.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
We're not entirely sure how Rose bet. He agreed to be placed on the permanently ineligible list in exchange for MLB never releasing the full results of their investigation into his gambling. He was a degenerate with a disease and considering most people already knew about the gambling, you wonder why he wanted the whole thing hidden. I suspect it's because he didn't strictly bet on his teams to win. >
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
First he said he never bet. Then he said yeah, but not on his teams. Then yes on his teams but not on games he played in (he never admitted this, but the bookie's records prove he bet on games he played in). Then he said yeah he bet on games he managed but never to lose. The man never told the truth or showed an iota of remorse. And the fact remains in a 162-game season you can sacrifice the health of your players and your long-term success chasing a win you don't strictly need.
End rant.
elbowdeepinagoose
I feel like this should be ok, technically. But I get why it’s still considered dubious
Iamatinylittlebanana
The problem is he claims he made a 88 million profit, so an incentive to offer bribes to opponents, officials to insure he wins or loses or certain events occure in the fight i.e win by KO, win by more than 10 points, knocked down in certain rounds but wins
soThatWasThat
It creates the perception of inappropriateness. You bet on yourself to win, who says others aren't in league with you? 'I will lose, split the wins with me.' or refs? If the players are involved in this way, they start looking out for themselves more than the team or business. Then you cannot trust the results anymore as you just don't know what the hell is going on.
jonhamsandwich11
Pete Rose is also a pedophile, so I wouldn’t want Andrew Tate to be associated with someone like that…
pfunk81
*was. That POS died last year.
ThisIsAllYouCouldComeUpWith
TheOldSchoolisBack
jonhamsandwich11
HawkmanXLII
I got news for you....
CeoHuntingSeason
stfu, he is never been accused of that, making shit up just makes you more similar to them
SquiddelyDooDoodlyDoo
He was convicted for sex trafficking which is why he can never return to the U.K., and he is good friends with Donald Trump, a convicted 32 time felon, rapist, and all but convicted yet entirely proven child rapist.
You do the math you complete goit.
HawkmanXLII
Ok bud. Read the comments again. I was responding to "being associated with pedophiles", and it's well documented he's on good terms with trump. But yeah, go ahead and defend him, it's a real good look for you.
CeoHuntingSeason
I read them again and its pretty clear you are not-so-low-key claiming that he is one, if that wasn't your intention you need to work a little bit on your writing skills, idgaf about how i look, i care about facts
HastyPuddingPops
Ah but what if trump likes you because you're a fellow rapist? Is it STILL illegal? huh???
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
Does a pardon fix civil suits? Because whoever paid him could sue regardless of criminality
CelestialSea
Depends whether you get charged under state or federal law. He can't pardon state crimes.
sharK11
being pardoned doesn't make it not illegal
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They don't care what's legal or illegal, as long as they don't face any consequences.
AShartInTheWind
I fact, accepting a pardon is an admission of guilt.
Ree81
That doesn't seem right. Biden's son got a pardon, but for something that Repuglicans blew up intentionally, and unfairly.
Not to mention our justice systems are far from perfect.
AShartInTheWind
I misworded that. It's the Supreme Court's opinion that an acceptance of a pardon is an imputation of guilt. See Burdick v. United States.
alloutofmondays
Biden only pardoned hunter because of the incoming administration.
Would you want your son in prison with these buffoons at the wheel?
drousnavat
Did this dude just admit he fixed a fight to win money, or did he lie about fixing a fight to save what little face he had left after it
PorneliusHubertII
Lied fpr sure.
hellsgunslinger
Either way im pretty sure its not the flex he thinks it is.
igglebotato
"thinks" is a pretty strong word here
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Either way
BDSMThroatHugs
His how deal is that he is the perfect human specimen so more likely he can't take the hit to his image.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
He either admitted he fixed it, or admitted he knew he was a giant fucking loser, lol. Either way, no face saved.
QuatermainFT
His ego is big enough to think he threw it.
charondaboatman
Yes
KerryCoder
WOW.
Okay...
...he ded.
rossimus
Either way, it's an admission of extremely low T
BrickSprickly
Yes
Renza0
he appears to have publicly claimed to have committed a crime and pissed off every bookie involved in an attempt to save a face that was already destroyed and never worth saving to begin with, because he cant admit hes a complete fuckin scrub of a human being and got his ass beat. so, in short, he got his ass beat and is trying to get his ass sent to jail or killed in a futile attempt to say nuh uh
Clayman8
Either way im sure he'll get a visit from guys with badges about this, or better, guys without badges but aluminium bats, spare tires and gasoline
InfocalypseRising
Tbh I think it’s more likely he actually lost and he’s just making this up so his loser followers won’t realize what a useless goon he is
TheOldSchoolisBack
Very likely correct. Moving $10 million on a trash fight like this on a heavy underdog would be very difficult at best. Sportsbook operators aren’t stupid
hogeyegrex
Also, the odds weren’t near what he said. More like +450.
eromitlab
I mean, we just had an incident in the NBA where several thousand dollars of movement on a prop bet triggered suspicion... no way is someone putting $10m on a fourth-tier fight without attracting heavy suspicion.
smashpro1
Same in MLB.
Whatwhatsomethingbutt
Man... Clase and Ortiz sacrificed so much in future earnings for like $40k in their bet winnings.
ShimmerinStrider
Welp. If that is true. I am sure there are a few fine gentlemen in Vegas that would like a long word with him. Not to mention the Law Enforcement community.
PorterPickUp
Those fine gentlemen are who put him up to it.
L0rdinquisit0r
cant fight if the hammers got you first
knightoftempest
Looks like he tripped and fell into a hole in the desert. Must of bashed his brains out on a rock down there too. I wonder how that happened. . .
GrandmasterSpank
I'll start mixing the cement.
MortimerMango
Nevada is a beautiful country to hike, not sure how he got out there with 2 broken legs though
WarlockSniper
What a shame. He only had arsenic in his water bottle too, what a strange way to go hiking. Why would he even tie a raw steak around his neck like that, in this desert heat?
MortimerMango
Must be something he picked up in Europe
brainpansonata
While we still can, someone should ask him the under/over on his odds of being buried under the new Chiefs stadium.
TheSecondPiewackit
The cops are going to conclude that he stabbed himself in the back 4 times and threw himself off a bridge.
TheOldSchoolisBack
A combination of private equity funds and the mob. Exactly the type of people who will let you steal from them and walk away.
gumblemuntz
What is this so-called "law enforcement community" of which you speak? Are they in the room with us now?
darthstormer
Be beautiful if he skated the law repeatedly and its some casino thugs that finally snap him in half and bury him in the desert.
SenseAmidMadnessWitAmidstFolly
God I wanna see the scene where some hard men kick his door down and he whips out his Mallninja sword and they can’t even beat his ass because they’re laughing too hard.
sascottsn
Why would they give him the decency of a burial? I’d snap him in half and throw his body in the fucking street
Daliena06
That's just inconsiderate to innocent passers-by who now have to deal with his stinking carcass lying in the street. You don't bury him for *his* benefit, but for the sake of being nice to others
smashpro1
Just break his legs and leave him on the middle of the Mojave for the vultures to feed.
Evenmoreuselessname
I believe, as tradition would have it, you are given a shovel to bury yourself.
TheOGPooner
That’s the best… would love to dig my own physical grave… since I’ve spent a life time digging my existential grave!
Evenmoreuselessname
Aww... man. I felt that :-/
HastyPuddingPops
Well, he'll get a pardon for the latter, but yeah, the bookies might be pissed
chewmaca2
Not if its a state crime. Just ask trump the felon.
FarceMajeure
Where the cops fail, sometimes you have to rely on some organized knee breakers
thedewser
Sure he'd lose some kneecaps, maybe a couple fingers, but hey free pardon possibly! Losing is the new winning indeed! Hope they take him for a nice ride out into the desert.
ropetopus
Federal pardons aren’t available for State crimes, and gambling violations are mostly a state-by-state thing.
HastyPuddingPops
NV has a GOP governor
ropetopus
Who is beholden to the gaming lobby
Renza0
it says a lot when we need to rely on organized crime to serve justice
HastyPuddingPops
lol good point
CrisprCAS
You can't pardon broken legs.
TheSecondPiewackit
Or ~18 sq ft of fine desert real estate.
Nostradamuswaswrong
Concrete loafers.