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King Richard's faire with my sister! We got to hold huge claymore (edit: Zweihänder) swords! (I'm the long pink hair)
FP edit: woah! Thanks for liking my sword! Send your best memes or pet photos please
cowpaca
Your sister looks like Audrey Hepburn
SkrinTight
OP has an Emily Blunt vibe, cool swords also!
Sphinct182
Beautiful women, swords, medieval dresses
ImShocked
10/10, would sheathe
BobaFettApproves
hahahaha HOLY SHIT yes!
Maybemyboyswontknowwhothisis
You should have opened with, "Took this pic OF TWO STRANGERS at King Richards faire" and left it at that.
ohrightinthedink
I like everything about this picture. You both look great and the swords are awesome.
konelhft
I don't see a ring(mail) ;)
Geek13
Curious. Did y'all make your own outfits? If so, nice work. Yours, especially looks like it could have been used in GOT.
HeroOfKvatch1
BahamutBBob
I'm glad that two people got the Men In Tights reference.
notabuttplug
Why I love renaissance faires
Commentsaboutyourusername
Hmmm I would've thought you'd've said butts
DodderingCommandant97
blainetog
Just buy a ticket, dude, most of them aren't all that expensive!
DodderingCommandant97
MattRice91
Ha I thought it was Scarlett Johansson and Emily Blunt
maliciousGman
ReaperNo1
Hey! You found The Mountain's dagger!
Roentheassassin
Why does that sound dirty to me? Has the internet ruined me or do I just have a serious character flaw
MultiservitorB123
Toothpick*
tftd
Or his poop knife.
FallingScar
Pandorasjukebox
My sister and I can clagainebowl now
AnneGwishZ
GET HYPE
ReaperNo1
Post videos!
Golgothanworm
PAIGE NO!!!
DisgruntledGrunt97
I really thought you were Emily Blunt for a second..
Problemwoodchuck
Girl on the left is rocking the pixie cut
bsno0783000
blackholevoid10011
Which one of you can fight a dragon and shit? I might have a job
ICanChangeMyNameLater
I'm listening.
EvilMadMonk
kylesigley
Holy shit, you're the galaxy dress girl. I'm so glad I found this post.
Adroite
Gonna need a banana for scale.
AlexLechuga
Why not zwei?
macgerdo
Zwei was?
doesntmatter
They are clearly holding them with one hand
Bmxtucker
Well ye can start wit pullin the bloody tip out the dirt.
DanteTheWise
Pandorasjukebox
BahamutBBob
I'm glad that two people got the Men In Tights reference.
DanteTheWise
Heck yes
DanteTheWise
I love those hilarious Mel Brooke movies
AWittyUsernameBecauseTheOneIWantedWasTaken
Paige, no!
shmoogeeoogee
Paige verily!
Opportunist
Perfection ♥♥
TheGreatPeru
Affablesea9917
Yeah this is one of those jokes that should have died out but imgur keeps dragging its corpse along
TheRealAethrys
It works everywhere. ANYTHING is a dildo if you're brave enough.
poopoo911
Dear lord I'm colorblind. Both of you have the same colored brown hair.
squintish
It's a subtle pink. In this photo at least.
somethingdark
OP's on the right
BahamutBBob
I'm not colorblind, I assumed the color difference was lighting.
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
Do you fence or practice HEMA? If not, just for owning a sword:
Is it a custom? (I’m a bladesmith)
Smurgle
Do you know a good armorsmith? I'm looking for a functional replica of the female paladin's shiled from Goblin Slayer...
HopefullyStillYourSuperman
Not personally no, but I know that Baltimore Knife & Sword has an armorer. Also companies like armstreet sometimes do custom work
blackrasputin
The size of the sword is one of if not the most important feature of a sword.
ReginaKasteen
Yes, but a bigger sword is not always an advantage. (Which is good for swords, or they'd have trouble competing with polearms...)
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Well its useful for use as shock troop since the Scottish didn't have the means to have drawn out battles.
blackrasputin
They can’t. A polearm will beat a sword 9/10 times.
PaladinAstro
Unless it's a zweihander being swung in circles, specifically to disrupt pike formations
ReginaKasteen
This is true, unless you plan to go indoors at any time in your life.
Ekibwurm
someone has to ask.... hey OP, is your sister single?
thisgoesto11
The sister is cute, but I'd choose OP every time.
GhostofBillyMays
You didn't even ask @op Haha
Ekibwurm
that's the joke
Pandorasjukebox
Ha! No, she isn't.
Maybemyboyswontknowwhothisis
Well, is she ... available?
MechaNinja
Damnit, I came to ask that too. Something about her hair and smile is making my Peter Tingle go off.
PressMyButtonsBaby
Oh gods, I'm gonna use that at some point. "She makes my Peter tingle!"
MechaNinja
No you gotta add something to the end to make it about Far From Home or else you're just being creepy.
bkcantthinkofanythingclever
Yeah that's not creepy at all
DiscountOneLiners
Better saying far from home than saying “home comming” to be sure
yorkshiretee
And yourself?
jocloud31
Spiff, is that you?
GeneraalGie
Pandorasjukebox
I’m afraid to answer. I can feel the thirst through my phone lol
BenSnow97
well, did you keep the sword?
mmsep123
That's same as saying yes, you know...
spewrillious
an3l3j
That's the answer ;)
cosmicspacedog
RIP your inbox
AmotsEinhorc
wraith3
You can't just flaunt some swords and not expect that!
TheRealAethrys
Is your sword single?
CentsVern7
PoopNScroll
Prepare thyself for unshealthed swords a plenty!
Pandorasjukebox
CuntCrotchula
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thecrazydruid
there is it is imgur's thirst visualized