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I like her because there's a whole song about her being odd and not fitting in. Plus she loves to read.
I LOVE HER
Edit: My friends are just poking fun at me. It doesn't upset me, I think it's funny.
AFriendToAllDogs
Belle is my favorite too, and my friend tried to ruin it for me by saying she just had Stockholm Syndrome
EmporerDragon
The only thing bad about buying a figurine is now it's easier to justify buying a 2nd, then a 3rd, and soon you've got a few shelves of them
stayingalive4life
Let me help you with this:
ChelVanin
Hol’upa minute, is that the wheel of time? https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleTRsZW5nc2ZxZ3Q1NnJuc25jMDFjZG95azg0N3JzbjVwbHJ4N3V1YyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oEdvdyF4ItqNOrheM/200w.mp4
TheLiteraryMachine
Beautiful!
And Belle is the best. She's a bookworm and has priorities (namely books).
Rayplays
That's a great figure, OP. Love the detail!
GravyEducation
If anybody makes fun of you they are being a real Gaston. My favorite Disney princess is Moana.
Bombaso
Rufferstuff
Charlawilliams70
Hello she is the best princess! The library!
dracokitty
Umm we are called monster fuckers...
4vie
I am being mostly facetious, but I'm still going to ask about it. (OK, I get it; you're free in your imagitation). But why is your fetish something that doesn't exist?
I mean, sure... Let's take Tifa Lockhart. She's also fake, doesn't exist. But someone that dresses like her readily exists and is alive to potentially get together with. Monsters... do not. Why yearn for the nonexistent?
dracokitty
I can't speak for others but for me it steams partially from a love of fantasy and science fiction. It is just the realm of an over active imagination and the thought of what if and the accepting of those that are different. It's all just fantasy and fun, and I really don't go into this pinning for it in real life. Everybody has their things and if it's not yours that's okay.
4vie
Agreed.
Frenchgeek
Well, I guess I won't point out that *they* are the ones whose first thought when seeing Belle is bestiality...
CerisCinderwolf
Projection and all on the "friends" part.
idiotsonfire
It isn't even bestiality, its teratophilia, attraction to monsters. Bestiality is attraction to animals and requires non-sapience.
GussDeBlod
I like her and Moana. I drew her! didn't draw moana yet.
meganical
It’s hard to draw a 3D character as 2D
GussDeBlod
should be ok, I'll do it one day, but these next days I have others to do.
GravyEducation
Draw Moana! I just commented I fucking love Moana. 🎶 how far I'll goooo 🎶 I'm a 34 year old man and I still wear a Maui fish hook necklace somebody got me from Hawaii, my uncle lives there and I took a childhood trip and... cliche but it's fucking paradise. A month with my uncles and grandparents. And the necklace is like actually quality trinket necklace and I love it, works really good with button ups with rolled up sleeves. Mulan is second favorite
meganical
I agree that I related as a child to her being brunette, her love of reading, her devotion to her loving family, her dislike of arrogant men, and her compassion towards every living thing. I’m sure your friends are envious that you can enjoy such little things that don’t cost much. Let people enjoy what they like. I LOVE the Belle you bought. And, I plan to get a teapot that is painted like Mrs Potts someday so I get how fun it is.
agathos
stayingalive4life
@op
Zinfandella
Lol!!
InspiringBadger
Haters gonna hate, so you do you. That's a beautiful statue.
greenchair
Great book choice. Wheel of Time
PixelSprite64
PressthamGravey
Dammit. I'm 14 hours too late to post this.
Zinfandella
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MWc5dGltcHBoc25peGc0b3g0eG1rNzZ6ejc5YzhueHc0bzRjNW11cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jTHTaTiIKLFHa/200w.webp
meganical
What the hell? I’m glad I waited until the end
Harm
You had the opportunity to finish and you took it,well done.
dragonflyy69
So did Beast.
HeraldOfTheBadger
REOJackwagon
They sound provinicial
upvoteFLUFFYthings
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NDMwc3c0bDBzZ296ZnZ4em85aTYwODNkeTJiOHd5YTlyNjBucXh2cCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/vR4KQioyJsv0SIeaRk/200w.webp
AccordingToYourMom
TheobromineAddict
That's a nicely done figurine.
Baggsy13
Beastiality is not the first thing I thought of.
What are these “friends” of yours into?
GreenFox
...His name is literally "Beast"...
Baggsy13
Yes, but she didn’t buy a “Beast” figure.
Besides, Beast only had abnormally large hands and feet when he first entered the danger room with Cyclops.
Equinox13
And if beast automatically makes a person think bestiality, that isn't saying something about the word beast in general, it's saying something about the person.
Hexidimentional
While that may be true, he is a sapient person capable of expressing consent, so its not Beasiality, which means Animal Rape.
Shenaniganz80
Wheel of time is the best book series
meganical
I liked the Amazon series and I’m disappointed they canceled it
DeviousRaptor
As someone who grew up readin my father's set as a kid, I used to say the same. Nowadays I prefer Stormlight Archive. But The Wheel of Time holds a special place in my heart.
mrose50
I've heard good things but I just can't read a series that isn't finished. It's like watching something that I know gets cancelled, can't do it. (Firefly is probably awesome huh?). Let me know if Sanderson ever finishes a series I guess. Would be good to get a heads up for the impending apocalypse.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Firefly did have a movie that tied up the plotlines, fyi. Movie is Serenity.
mrose50
But I can't imagine it would be the same or do it satisfyingly. Tying up a series of plot point in a movie with its own plot? Had to be a bit jammed in their. *sigh* I got other stuff to watch, it's fine.
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Reading it now for the first time thanks to power metal band Blind Guardian. It's good stuff.
mrose50
Once you get to the Ogier Gardeners... power metal in the background is pretty fitting.
mrose50
Not the Seanchan ones, the steading ones in the Two Rivers. I've said all I can say without giving spoilers.
nichoDriver
Technically, you're into someone who was okay with beastiality, but never acted on it...
Hexidimentional
Except it was extremely apparent he was able to speak right from the get go before she developed feelings for him, so at worst she's just a furry.
andexer
To her visible regret
meganical
We don’t know that but I assume she was in the mindset that his consciousness was indeed human
CraftyGiant
oh well that just makes her a monsterfucker.
dogboybastard
just reply to those comments with "just like your mom"
ExplodingRobotColon
"He's not a beast!"
"He sure is in the bedroom"
SrPootStank
Your mom goes to college
g0atsmuggler8
My favorite Disney princess is Lea
g3ntl3criminal
I guess not your fave if you can't spell the name
powwerbottom
Leia?
g0atsmuggler8
Yeah
TheRiddlerIsBetterLookingThanYou
Yeia
UltraHellboy
My favorite Disney princess is Frankfurter.
dirque
My favorite Disney princess is Peacemaker.
a1b2c3Cat
Similar vibes
Vergenbuurg
Since Disney owns Marvel, that tracks.
Arcygenical
"If people didn't fuck animals your mom never would have gotten pregnant" is my goto.
hickorybakedbeans
Honestly that can go both ways which makes it even better
bonodono1350
1eventHorizon9
HA!
TexMexHex
Are your friends 10 year old boys?
BananaForScaIe
Yeah, fuck your friends. I mean, unless they're lions, in which case that might send the wrong message....
DClaub88
If your 10 year old even knows what beastiality is you failed as a parent.
MaleekTheFreak
That’s pretty harsh. 10 year olds go to school and learn things from other kids without your consent or control. Since you have two kids, maybe be considerate of how hard the job is and don’t tell others they’ve failed for something they might lot be able to control.
DClaub88
Perhaps my wording wasn’t great. I didn’t mean they were complete failures just that they failed in that one thing. I know kids spread stuff around but 10 is really young to be talking about this kind of thing.
TexMexHex
You dont have kids, do ye?
DClaub88
Two
ByronGetronfree
I had friends who always make snide comments about everything I was excited to share. Guess who now saves thousands in birthday presents every year?
Booyah719
Having recently lost two best friends I knew for 20+ years, it has become more and more obvious they were judgmental assholes who did the same thing; they can't be excited or happy for you in a meaningful way.
Comet260
Some people only feel good about themselves by tearing others down.
GravyEducation
Probably got two thumbs and is named @ByronGetronfree
ByronGetronfree
I use this joke way too much.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
That's one of life's shittiest lessons to learn, but the payoff is finding your real friends. A slog that is eventually 1000% worth it
SageOfDepth
Its not Bestiality if all involved can pass the Harkness test. That's like Monster Fucker 101.
ThanatosElNyx
Isn't Bestiality ANY non-human? So like Elves and Vulcans are all Bestiality.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Can confirm.
SternLecturePlumbing
I have a monster lover permit https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlZ2d3M2R3Mndudzh1amVnaHIwb2k4ampqdWwxNHc2dWU3YzJ3bmtwNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/XtdM5moauiwd3wchmt/200w.mp4
ShaNayNayThe2nd
Where's @ElbowDeepInAHorse
MylundTheMad
Zedrapazia
Heh, there really is a scientific term for everything!
cyclone0619
Also you should be concerned about fantasizing abusive relationships. Like ones built on Stockholm syndrome. https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aWZ3cmVkYXp4d2Q1emNqOWZpdXNxcXltZzZldWdjZHFvdXFkdDlqNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/11Snquus0lDsPu/200w.webp
Wormunit
Beauty and the beast is not anything to do with Stockholm syndrome. Which in itself isn't the most evidentially supported.
While there was a power difference, Belle was not helpless, and didn't love the beast because of the power difference, but more in spite of it.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
Courier87
Somewhat ionic the Harkness test involves informed consent when Barrowman has had multiple reports of exposing himself without it
JustDumbCommentsAndCorrections
You can tell OP isn't into it because they didn't spell it right. Now you on the other hand, friend.................
CrisprCAS
How did you know OP got it wrong and they got it right, hmmm?
SageOfDepth
CrisprCAS
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enlpc24yanE4Y2lqcnNibTFjZ3Q1dXJxbGtldHFnaDl3bmZpYzkxbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/51Uiuy5QBZNkoF3b2Z/200w.webp
SageOfDepth
https://imgur.com/Ofy1tbq.mp4
andexer
Well thanks! Way to ruin it for me. You must be *super* fun at orgies...
HandsomePenguin
Yeah, who cares about consent at the orgies...
SageOfDepth
Do NOT the cat
Arcygenical
Rovylern
Sasurau
Reminds me of the time I lived in a house with a bunch of other dudes, and I got a kitten. Dude was in the loft room, so rarely properly shut his door. One time he was getting in some quality alone time with just him and Rosie Palm and her five sisters, kitten snuck in and saw the covers moving. Pounced. Claws out.
Found out years later same thing happened to another housemate at the time. Motherfuckers, lock yo door before beating your dick like it owes you money!
Arcygenical
Some chick's roomate's cat licked my buthole the first time her and I did anything. She had previously told me she didn't have a cat. Took it literally I'm afraid. Now I ask potential partners "if they have cats at their home" I'm woefully allergic to cats. That was a shocking and extremely itchy ordeal.
AmazingNoodleSmuggler
That sucks, but I'm kinda glad that's how it ended. Could have been a waaaay worse ending to a comment beginning like that.
gtotherizzle
Which test?
InspiringBadger
Clayman8
*noting it down*
In case of Werewolves or similar of course. Not cause i want to or anything...
WaywardLurker
sacrosanctt
Why does it look like Mr Burns?
TheDudeanator
Mr Burns is a monster.
DocTanner
The perfect reply, right here.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Not passing judgement but I feel like having knowledge of the harkness test is not going to win this particular argument tbh
eathotdog
Then they weren't friends worth having.
keyblader1985
lol
SternLecturePlumbing
Oh, there’s no argument. This is education. We know who we are.
thropian
Wasn't Jack Harkness from Dr. Who/Torchwood mostly dealing with aliens? Was there bestiality involved there?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
No, because the test works.
MrRareza
Yup!
ebonyfaery
When?? Source.
NowhereMan313
No, but plenty of monsterfucking. Ergo, Harkness test to differentiate between the two. If our good buddy Jackie won't fuck it, you shouldn't fuck it either.
Wapusk
Jackie Daytona? Regular human bartender?
Arracor
Exactly.
RyvaTheRenamon
No thats a bad example he will fuck anything that movies, and many things that don't.
tzahtman
Sort of like having knowledge of the difference between pedophile and ephebophile?
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Both of which are mental conditions where someone feels an attraction to underage people, and distict from child molesters who rape children.
Greypuppy
Half of us know that from hearing people INSIST one is more okay than the other. Only time I hear the term was when someone UMM ACTUALLY's me (or others in a thread I'm in) on reddit.
tzahtman
Considering how much the video of the stand up comedian saying, essentially what you said, has popped up on Imgur over the years I thought people would get the reference. The point being that, again as you say, bringing it up isn't persuasive and makes people question you. Much like using the Harkness test in an argument about bestiality. Apparently it isn't as well known as I thought it was, which is on me.
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
No, you were right, it's the downvoters who would fail the Harkness test.
DrEgg
I got the reference, that comedy sketch has done several circuits
Greypuppy
It might slightly be on me, I hate stand up and skip anything with it, so it could be pretty well known.