"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
One of my neighbours did that, ditched and torched the car, walked home, and claimed he was carjacked.
They did eventually get him on a bunch of other evidence, what with the using very open fishnet stockings as a mask and all... My neighbour wasn't exactly the smartest man, but it sounds like he is doing far better in prison working in addictions treatment. So that's nice.
Don't talk to cops. This legit works. If you dont admit to or say ANYTHING they have a Very hard time proving you were operating the vehicle. I know a guy that beat a dui this way. Literally left the truck in the U of E campus sign he hit. Walked home and shut the fuck up. He didn't beat the case, they couldn't even charge him so there was no case to beat.
They STOLE SOMEONE'S CAR. I would say that's fucking hurting someone. What if that person can't afford a replacement car? What if they now don't have a way to get their kids? Or to work?
Not true. Some people can afford stuff at the time and have thier circumstances change. Im guessing youre one of the people who dont think homeless people should have phones.
Munchman347
Nothing is gonna keep the Griswolds from going to Walley World!...
Dapperworth
There's a studio in that upper floor that hosts a rotating artist in residence, who would have had a front row seat for that sick jump
GrilledSpamNCheeze
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
OvertleyBadpickuplines
Need to fix the cigarette lighter.
ps238principal
"What do you mean we don't have any police on the other side of the river?! CURSES!"
TheLeanWolf
not our jurisdiction..
psuedon
sauce with voice over and original audible https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toExzLo-sG8
Iblamemyparentstoo
Thank you!
2fligh2high
wadatahmydamie
That cooter needs a shave
ExecutiveProducerWolfDyck
Them Duke boys are at it again.
cdlong
In an Audi SUV with a roof box?
Freemage69
They finally got a history lesson and dumped the General E Lee....
chansuke
And its not like Dodge is all American anymore since its owned by the Italians and French.
Patronsaintofboredom
Beat me to it
CptRobotNinja
Honestly I think legally they have to just write that one off. If your get away is awesome you should get amnesty
spankeyfish
*dixie horn*
LordHosk
Cops "Let 'em go... they earned it"
ChelVanin
Their insurance is gonna skyrocket when they see this!
Freyja33
This needs the freebird solo behind it
EggFooYung
Fuckin a
mak10z
kyddlightning
Riggs and Murtagh would have made the jump without even tapping the brakes.
Totallycasual
Riggs would have been on foot though lol
kyddlightning
Swinging from a bridge cable or something.
Totallycasual
While mag dumping his Beretta with scary accuracy from 200 meters away.
sfrinlan
🎼 East bound and down, loaded up a truckin' 🎵
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
charondaboatman
Can’t be late to pick up the kids.
dragoncloud9
ObeeJuanKenobi
Relax, I'm a professional.
BobAllen2004
"Do you speak English?" "What country do you think this is, man?"
azazyel
well played dude, well played
taez555
JinButOnHisPhone
This car's got a lotta pickup... fix the cigarette lighter.
zombiejedediah
Fix the cigarette lighter
idontwannayoucantmakeme
BADASSartoo
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcWgzbDI1Nm1kODN0a3Y2Y3BoMDJqenF2Y3Y1ZHlwa2dmNTdxcmRlOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Pf0d7Y5oAKZgs/200w.mp4
aCatastrophicSuccess
The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
DrLOAC
Is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
SpikedDoggos
Get the cigarette lighter fixed
colweb29350
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
TheN8
One of the all time greatest lines in cinema. I will die on this hill.
Orlandonuts
Hit it
crimpitdown9001
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NHI2NnhydnloeGZuemVia2szdmtpbmxneWFrM2k0Y2d2bGVldTNqYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/10Qvn3sZnk0wZq/200w.webp
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
"It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?"
UneventfulLover
Ah, I see you are a person of culture as well.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
I'd go so far as to call it my favourite movie.
UneventfulLover
Without doubt the movie I have seen most times.
RacecarIsRacecarBackwards
BeefSwellingtons
SCMODS!
OneMoreLime
The light was yellow Officer.
nrayome89
State
County
Municipal
Offender
Data
System
petonious
Speed racer theme please.
tkisu1977
My parents and I got stuck on that very bridge back in the early sixties. It was foggy and creepy. Memories.
NKato
And trashed their suspension in the process. vehicle was totaled.
TupacAintDead
That’s right by my house in Seattle
snarkybitch
Unless its a stolen car they know your license plate#
gablestout
Car was stolen and later abandoned
LuminoZero
As other commenter said, car was stolen, abandoned and the driver hasn't yet been found. Seems like he got away with it. https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/car-jumps-open-university-bridge-seattle/O4HDUVRFXNGHTP3WVOLANMQ23M/
Frankasti
Dude lost 4 stars by jumping the bridge. Classic.
Buffoonery
Hilarious. "...destroyed undercarriage, presumably, police said, from landing on the far bridge after the jump." Ya think?
ErindorGhostPope
Yeah, I have a dumbass cousin who ran from the cops, and they were waiting for him when he got home.
senseicombs
Wow, so the car was stolen and your cousin got it back and drove home. Pretty amazing.
realrealluckless
One of my neighbours did that, ditched and torched the car, walked home, and claimed he was carjacked.
They did eventually get him on a bunch of other evidence, what with the using very open fishnet stockings as a mask and all... My neighbour wasn't exactly the smartest man, but it sounds like he is doing far better in prison working in addictions treatment. So that's nice.
NKato
Some people do better in controlled settings than they do with their complete, total self-initiative. This is something Republicans hate.
linkdude212
Why? Because they're the ones a controlled setting is most applicable to?
NKato
Let me put it this way. There's a reason why some creatives HIRE A FUCKING AGENT TO MANAGE THEIR SCHEDULES. :)
seenunseen
Wasn't me driving it!
randomwalrus
Shaggy?! So this is where you've been hiding.
DrSleepyPhZzz
CBidness
Don't talk to cops. This legit works. If you dont admit to or say ANYTHING they have a Very hard time proving you were operating the vehicle. I know a guy that beat a dui this way. Literally left the truck in the U of E campus sign he hit. Walked home and shut the fuck up. He didn't beat the case, they couldn't even charge him so there was no case to beat.
TyrannusEquus
Fuck that guy. Drunk drivers are scum.
CBidness
Dude is a trash bag for sure. I just know him. He did get convicted of a couple other duis. Prolly how he figured it out.
CBidness
You ain't wrong.
FancyPantlessTeaParties
It was a stolen car. Whoever stole it ditched it shortly after (it broke down) and they actually got away. So I guess it was the right move lol
chackstar
Always drive a stolen car. Got it.
Skawomplious
I wonder why it broke down.
Morg729
Wasn't hugged enough as a child
AR33
The suspense is killing me
AxellTheDragon
Well, the suspension definitely got killed.
Sensiblyinteresting
Honestly.... As long as they didn't hurt anyone or steal from a non billionaire, I'm glad they got away
MadamPuddifoot
They STOLE SOMEONE'S CAR. I would say that's fucking hurting someone. What if that person can't afford a replacement car? What if they now don't have a way to get their kids? Or to work?
Use some common sense you fucking walnut.
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snarkybitch
Not true. Some people can afford stuff at the time and have thier circumstances change. Im guessing youre one of the people who dont think homeless people should have phones.
MadamPuddifoot
You don't know that, at all.
Margrave9000
'As long as they didn't steal from a non billionaire'
It's right there, chief.
Now repeat after me: A-C-A-B - or go back to your job, those boots aren't gonna lick themselves shiny.
AllMaktAtTengilVarBefriare
You're a loon bruv
MadamPuddifoot
You're not very bright.
69Voltage
Idiot is so fucked
Fargus57
Make your assigned Public Defender earn their keep. Don't settle for being in half-assed trouble when you can go full on menace to society.
gablestout
stolen car. abandoned. suspect has not been located. this happened last wednesday
gardengnomeii
Did we ever find out the story behind this event (and it's multiple reposts)?
gablestout
https://komonews.com/news/local/driver-stolen-car-jumps-seattle-draw-bridge-police-department-escape-pursuing-officers-university-street-montlake-u-district
onecowboytoo
Vehicle was abandoned due to damage. https://www.kiro7.com/news/local/car-jumps-open-university-bridge-seattle/O4HDUVRFXNGHTP3WVOLANMQ23M/
Jbelkin
Arm in a sling, "Hi ossifers, can I help you?"
gardengnomeii
Thanks!