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Jun 7, 2026 3:03 AM
Luvlyquants
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https://www.instagram.com/psychopizzino/
BlindMeach
Searching comments for “tip of the sword lifting the chin” clip. Keep searching :(
ItsJustBluskyandImgrNow
I mean, technically, she (in particular) can have as many of anything as she wants!
azazyel
Are those hooves on the weapon rack
BenderRodriguz1010
Hawt
KuldFyt
Why not both? Normalize thoughtful pommel insets.
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Guys want those too yk...
ElbowDeepInLeBronsPuzzy
Flowers, but swords are also cool
ElbowDeepInAJedi
From what I've experienced girls want you to play Stellaris and Project Zomboid
MayIRun
... also The Old Republic and Cyberpunk 77 and hardcore fantasy porn&puzzle games.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
The list is long and awesome!
drousnavat
Best I can offer is medieval costume pieces.
BuckIndy
You need a trebuchet!!!
Targe0
That Make wouldn't be that good, all those points are likely to get struck in things.
Better to do a shaped head, so that It's less likely to get cause or have them break off.
StarscreamAndHutch
kInADress
Hey, some girls want fantasy swords 😍
https://imgur.com/luz950D
Efreeti
Best girl... wait, other than maybe Link
kInADress
They're both the bestest girls :3
LordHosk
Um actually...
Morning Stars aren't a Medieval weapon, there are only two known combat Morning stars both produced in the 1600s.
Even flails were most often just sticks with another stick attached with a cord. Examples with spikes are extremely rare and most appear to be bits of sharp metal pounded through the wood rather than designed that way.
gnomedeplume
Medieval is a state of mind, for instance if one were to announce they were going to go medieval on your ass with one of those, this would not be an appropriate time to quibble about historical accuracy
DarkUranium
Unless you're The Doctor, where going medieval on one's ass may or may not involve the TARDIS.
applesforjuice
I worked at an armory museum doing a project with my professor who was also the curator. The museum happened to be closing so they were moving everything to store or display in an exhibit at a nearby museum. All that to say, I got to swing around a 1,200yo sword and wear an actual full knights armor because everything was out of the cases and the curator said "wanna?" It was awesome
Elkarlo77
German Peasants Wars. 1525 there are documented Morning Stars by contemporary pamphlets. The Problem is the survivor bias. Those were mostly long sticks with Nails in a round Head. Not a full iron weapon. Easy to use and the nail easy to reuse. Same goes for the Warflails. This are Peasants Weapons which are easy and cheap to build and the materials easy to reuse. There are no documents on surviving older morning stars because the metal got reused, but everybody in 1525 what they were.
Eldis
Spiked clubs (ie. morning stars) have, very likely, been used since inception of weaponry. It's simple to make and quite effective a weapon. I dunno where the fuck you asspulled "NO IT WAS NEVER USED BEFORE 17th CENTURY", or the arrogance to think it's a factual, logical opinion. :'D
applesforjuice
Yeah big stick used as a club works great, big stick that you ripped branches off but still has an inch or two of the smaller branches on it works better. First human probably figured that out hitting their shin and breaking skin. Spears came before clubs with the part of the branch you can't easily break off sticking out? Grow up
Eomund521
I got my wife a Damascus bone handle dagger
l8rrose
At my High School graduation ceremony, they gave awards for the students who scored the highest. Girls got flowers, guys got cheques.
It's been decades and I am still sour about it.
tempUser7824
I think I would be a bit upset about the unfairness of that & I am a guy. WTF!??!!!
ahorseelbowdeepinme
DarkUranium
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largosharko
What is this from? Lmao
BeardedViking
https://youtu.be/aFD4Bot5j7M?t=984
DimwitF
She's gorgets
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
HogWashDiddler
I have one of those hanging on my wall, had to take the spikes off the back area so it didnt leave scratches.
gnomedeplume
Couldn't put corks on them?
HogWashDiddler
They just screw in, so its easy to take them out if ya want to
distractedFreek
Just smash it into the wall and let the spikes hold it up.
InitHello
TerribleAwful
ilhares
That's a nice morningstar.
BlastyMcBlastblast
ilhares
PutItInNeutral
I've heard a rant like this before.
Donaldbain
Girls, don't settle for wall hangers. Get full tang, battle ready.
lezgetfukkinreal
This, it's true!
Quixus
And learn how to use it.
bobthefunny
EstoyPoopis
I'm so jelly.
TheZerax
You can buy them: https://vikingwoodsplitter.com/product/viking-medium/
Haxxor99
Okie dokie
livurz
FrenziiTheIMP
"Fuck! THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"
Ezekiel117
Yeah but she’s a Vampire she can take the recoil
Marikhen
She could take the recoil before she became a vampire. Vampirism doesn't add mass. It might make you hard to damage or fast to heal, but no extra mass means if she couldn't handle the recoil before then the rifle would be scooting her across the carpet like a dog dragging its ass after she became a vampire too. She just wouldn't get rug burn after getting turned.
WarlockWithNoPatron
0xBADA55
showed this to gf .. she says she prefers flowers .. guess medieval weapons are for me then
LeYuno
give her medieval flowers, best of both worlds
Vellax
Nah.
DarkUranium
sauce: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PIQN68f8iLc
Irrevenant
gnomedeplume
And that among other things makes him an exceptionally poor swordsman
080080
LenneSamunai
Wow I want her bf too
sircowdog
Seen it before. It's still wonderful!
SteerpikeSteerpike
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insaaanity
Making the rest of us look insufficient :(
I can't afford sending ladies swords!
080080
try a wheel of cheese. you might fascinate them that way.
Jewdakris
Wait I don't understand, tik Tok takes down a video if you can see a sword, but the jerk offs with guns have theirs stay up?
bobthefunny
Came to the comments looking for this...
080080
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1czJqZGoxcWt5aWdoamg3a2Jocmo2aTl0b2JqdWFnb244eWR1MjgyeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mQkMLaRJLq3pFy59oq/200w.webp
blurp9000
Love her accent
SubtleOrc
it sounds like broken glass
Immaletchufinishbutno
My phone is on mute and I could see her accent, so cool
phoony
ePluribus
I always chuckle at things like this. For a few years, I was part of a Living History group - no, not RenFaire or CosPlay - and we had to use historically-accurate weapons, armour and techniques. What she's waving would have been used as a tournament trophy, not a weapon. Real weapons were a lot rougher and made to fight, not look pretty and shiny. :D Ditto with armour. Shiny = Display, not Combat-Ready.
magicrhombus
Yeah it's obviously a decorative weapon. From the way she moves it it is clear the head is hollow, it's just not nearly heavy enough.
ExTechOp
And even so, she has to hold it above the grip to keep it balanced.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_star_(weapon)
DarkUranium
I gotta find me one of those. I used to do HEMA, that was fun. I still want to, but one of the people there started power-tripping ...
Fentex
I think you're being a little harsh simply because it's new, it appears to be a perfectly fine sword, good hilt for two handed wielding and a perfectly fine blade - shiny because it's new, but I'd expect perfectly useful (while probably not sharpened). I was looking for a new practical blade recently and I think that'd do me fine.
ePluribus
She's waving around a Morningstar Mace... so either you're pretty rubbish at identifying weapons, or you're a ragebait bot. Either way, I am sorry to say I don't have 6-8 hours to educate you. Be well...
NeoNeanderthal
He's talking about a clip shared in another top comment about a guy sending his sick GF a sword to make her feel better.
ePluribus
-lol- Then perhaps he should have replied to THAT comment, or at least made some reference... because the way it was done just didn't hit the way I imagine he wanted it to. :D
RabbitRevenge
medieval weapons shaped like flowers?
HandoB4Javert
Paige does look very happy here...
SlyMrFox
Like that one from Elden Ring.
Bummersault
That you, White Mask Varré?
danparadox
I could see a very nice Rose-inspired flanged mace design.
xmaneds
it is called a Morning-Star
FeedTheNachoMan
Not to be confused with a Morning-Glory?
SuddenlySeymour
I guess if you made that mistake once, you wouldn't make it again
bobthefunny
CaldariBob
That's a little closer to a horse chestnut, I reckon:
FreaksOnWheels
There’s a flower called a globe thistle. A spikey blue ball.
NagromNortara
That is more like flower shaped like medival weapons