I hope he continues to loudly verbalize what he wants to do outside of the US so they can have the opportunity to do what the US couldn't by giving him the finger and blocking him from fucking anything else up
Just in the last year Canada got Trump to back off with the threat of dumping their Treasury bills. If Greenland or Denmark doesn't have that leverage, I wonder if other countries would use the same strategy?
What kind of f*cking idiot gets the US involved in military operations in the Caribbean, the far North Atlantic, AND the Middle-East ALL AT THE SAME TIME? How soon before NATO demands that US troops and bases evacuate our allies sovereign borders? What happens if the US refuses? Are we an occupying force in enemies and allies alike then? AND while also conducting a civil war inside the USA - because that's what this is. Warfare on states and populations that dare to disagree.
He knows the walls are closing in on him after this ridiculous past year of hell, and the only card he thinks has left to play to try and keep his fat, bloated ass out of being held accountable for anything is becoming a "Wartime President."
For all our non-American imgurians, the American public apologizes for our "leaders". I have not met a single, normal, person that is on board with this shit.
Man. Remember when it turned out Ronnie Ray Gun had onset of Alzheimers while in office and, it was like a major scandal that they hushed up until he was safely dead? And it was like 'Man at least we'll never have to worry about THAT again'
"Mr President, what do you say to people who call you a senile greedy sack of unnaturally thick piss who wouldn't know his way around foreign policy if it was a 13 year old girl sitting on his lap?"
An attack on the EU through Greenland will mean: Closure of all EU US bases Dumping of all US bonds by the EU throwing the US in a recession that will make the great depression look like a golden era And the ensuing Mussolini style reckoning by your own people will be your problem Trumpy-boy.
They gotta stop asking him about this. Literally all trump does when he gets asked something is say the first thing that comes to mind. If you dont ask him he just forgets. Theres like 5 braincells there
Yes. He thinks every country is structured exactly like America is. I've known people who like him because "his jokes are so funny." But he never laughs...like ever. How can you make jokes when you can't even laugh?
You'd think that even someone so blatantly ignorant as Trump would learn the names of the leaders of a country you're trying to take over, but you'd be wrong.
THIS^. He doesn;t care about them because as far as he's concerned they're unimportant so he doesn't need to know their name.
In principle the idea of "Only learn the names of the people that are important enough" isn't a bad way of doing things, but his definition of important is majorly f'd up.
Their accomplices disgust me more. These bozos couldn't tie their own shoes without lots of help. They'd be insignificant & penniless without the extraordinary help they get from wealthy donors & from many government officials who have been complicit in aiding the sabotage of the nation. Even after they're gone, the systemic corruption that helps the worst fail their way up will remain, and it must be irreversibly dismantled if the nation is to ever have any hope of surviving & thriving.
You can see Trump forget what’s happening. Did you see him read Rubio’s note out loud in the meeting with the oil execs? The same meeting where he wandered over to a door, for no reason, and fawned over the demo sight of the East Wing? I think they let him speak on his good days. I think they hide him on his bad days.
Miller "Mom, I wanna grow up to be Lex Luthor" "Thats nice, dear. The scientist version?" "No." "The rich version?" "Closer, but no." "Not the pol-" "-Political one in the white house who fucks up the country with his obsessions, yes." "...Hello, orphanage? Yeah, he doesn't want to be rich or smart, just an asshole. ...and you can pick him up when?"
Actually, that's a huge problem for YOU donny dumbfuck. Because you're so hellbent on your war of aggression, you're going to turn the entire fucking world against the country you "lead."
Germany at least is only sending a handful on a "reconnaissance" mission. But i think the real aim is to have actual boots on the ground so if Trump goes for a military option he has to defacto attack the german military. With the aim to move a larger force in later once they figure out how best to do it, (which is the other thing the reconisane lot will be figuring out).
Please remember he's a greedy idiot with a lukewarm IQ that has no legitimate capabilities to scheme and connive. He's a pathetic puppet that deserves no credit in the grand disaster he's the face of
And the second he does, they dump all their Treasury Bonds, and suddenly a gallon of gas is $150, and we have to kill off capitalism here because our currency would never recover.
I'm going to love it when that cunt can't afford a cheeseburger because he made all his money worthless and doesn't do anything valuable enough to trade for.
He’ll be dead, and he doesn’t give a single fuck about his descendants. Never has for Junior and the other one. Ivanka is too old for him now. The little one, what’s his name, Bart? Barn? Yeah, him too. He doesn’t care about any of them.
No, this is a problem for all of US, EU, NATO and their allies. I honestly fear, that he might get what he wants, as always. I hate him so much. And I hate America for letting it/him happen. Not all Americans, but America
The army taught me something in my early twenties; I love america, but I hate americans. Or at least about 70 million of them- so many deaf dumb and blind conservative fucktards, possibly the most indoctrinated group on our planet. It's infuriating and heartbreaking at the same time
Me and the boys had the “would you volunteer for military service if trump legit invaded a European member state?” Conversation just the other night. Two of them unironically had the “you gonna die for fucking *Greenland?*” “Someone is” exchange. I’ve got 15 years in cybersecurity so I doubt I’d be manning howitzers or whatever; but still: it’s crazy we’ve lived in Europe our whole lives but never had the “would you die for European ideals” conversation. Turns out, yeah, most of us, at least.
We know history, it's not "Would you die for democracy or live peacefully under fascism?", it's "Will you fight for democracy and maybe die or get subjugated under fascism and maybe die?"
It's the same as the COVID thing, yeah the solutions are all bad but when governments were avoiding lockdowns because that'd 'hurt the economy' they were comparing that against an imaginary no problem scenario that doesn't and won't exist.
If you have to fight for Greenland it'll be worth fighting for.
Americans let him, the world won't. When Mark Carney became prime minister of Canada he used US Treasury Bonds to put pressure on Trump enough to get him to fuck off and leave us alone, and that was just what Canada owns, a few hundred billion. The EU and NATO together holds *Trillions* in US Treasury Bonds that, if dropped, will result in a depression so wildly crippling they won't be able to feed, cloth, or pay soldiers a dime... and Americans love withholding services for pay, like soldiers.
That's the thing, the US has *never* been respected. As a country that profited massively from a war that never realistically came to their shores, and then used those profits to subjugate the world to do what it wanted, there's nothing to respect about that. In the same way, we don't respect what the British empire was, we can admire its effectiveness, but there's no respect.
I feel like attacking NATO is best for Americans. NATO can't invade the US, or even openly defeat militarily... But at the moment, they sure as shit could find and support anti Trump insurgencies inside the US
The US is spread so thin across the globe, any aggression would ground their AF globally. No fuel, no flights, no troops. Not to mention the civil war about to kick off. The world has had enough of the BS.
Need to have an economy to fight a war, and NATO holds an awful lot of US treasury bonds to think they'd need to win a one to one military confrontation. Although, your troops didn't mind occupying American cities for IOUs, so maybe I'm underestimating the military belief in the cause.
If NATO countries dump t bonds, what do you think happens to their economies? Do you think Germans are willing to enter a great depression to keep Greenland? Especially when Russia is probably to invade Poland next? I'm not as confident as you.
It's true that the US is the perceived "strongest" military power on the globe, but I think many--especially Americans over estimates what that exactly means. Much like the belief that a highly trained martial arts dude can solo 5+ guys all at once, which reality understands such a scanario to be nonsense. On top of which, yes, the US military has top state of the art arms but a severe deficit on people educated enough to use it and have for years, most military spending is total waste.
Yes and no. Right now the US military outnumbers every european military put together, and its not even close. Short term the US has a colossal military advantage.
Long term Europe can absolutely match the US, but its going to take time. I doubt even if he grabs it by military force it will turn into a hot war instantly for Europe. But everyone in Europe is going to really shift priorities if he does that and start pushing back hard in other ways.
US being in NATO is also one of the main deterrents of Russia not trying to expand past Ukraine. If NATO tries to go against the US then that opens Russia to expand their military options pushing further west most likely with the help of China.
I'm not talking numbers as in military size, I'm talking personnel actually able to utilize the very tech and arms that is supposed to grant the US such a great advantage. For literal decades now (reaching back to the Bush Jr administration) the military has actually urged for better educational programs starting at pre-K to 6th grade to carry forward in educational growth because so many in the US military enlist are so far behind educationally, it's been a problem--again for decades now.
It'll be sanctions. Shitloads of sanctions. And that's fine. Start sweeping up billionaire's yachts and overseas bank accounts like they do for russian oligarchs. Donny will be 25th Amendmented in a week.
normalizebeingalone
I hope he continues to loudly verbalize what he wants to do outside of the US so they can have the opportunity to do what the US couldn't by giving him the finger and blocking him from fucking anything else up
MattDude
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cgt9803
Hey Donny, Greenland isn't a 13yo girl.
Markuspsyches
NoMeansNo!
Sebastopol140
"I'm an ignorant piece of shit and I don't care about that because my voters are fucking imbeciles that don't care and think being smart is bad."
Cbouch4rd
Just in the last year Canada got Trump to back off with the threat of dumping their Treasury bills. If Greenland or Denmark doesn't have that leverage, I wonder if other countries would use the same strategy?
bananabonanza3
Spoken like a true pedo and bully. Not giving a shit about consent, permission, or even the legality of what he wants.
fractalsphere
What kind of f*cking idiot gets the US involved in military operations in the Caribbean, the far North Atlantic, AND the Middle-East ALL AT THE SAME TIME? How soon before NATO demands that US troops and bases evacuate our allies sovereign borders? What happens if the US refuses? Are we an occupying force in enemies and allies alike then? AND while also conducting a civil war inside the USA - because that's what this is. Warfare on states and populations that dare to disagree.
LivingDeadX
He knows the walls are closing in on him after this ridiculous past year of hell, and the only card he thinks has left to play to try and keep his fat, bloated ass out of being held accountable for anything is becoming a "Wartime President."
So World War III it is.
cosworth
For all our non-American imgurians, the American public apologizes for our "leaders". I have not met a single, normal, person that is on board with this shit.
ifyoutakemeseriouslythatsonyou
No, it doesn't. 30% of you do. The rest was too ignorant and self centered to give the right answer to a very simple yes or no question.
MirroredImage
"I don't know who [the premier of the country I'm failing to bully] is!"
For the first time in either of our lives, he's said something I believe to be true.
rubypilgrim
I think he does know who the premier is, and he's just trying to piss on him. His usual schoolyard bully intimidation games.
Quixus
The follow up question should have been "isn't is your job to know who that is?"
wandermanspacebot
Hope you're really proud of yourselves, purity test voters. Fucking morons.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
Why can't this rapist idiot just fucking die already.
cuprohastes
Man. Remember when it turned out Ronnie Ray Gun had onset of Alzheimers while in office and, it was like a major scandal that they hushed up until he was safely dead? And it was like 'Man at least we'll never have to worry about THAT again'
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
I want one reporter, just one, to simply ask him "Mr President, are you a fucking moron?"
brightlightbarking
"Mr President, what do you say to people who call you a senile greedy sack of unnaturally thick piss who wouldn't know his way around foreign policy if it was a 13 year old girl sitting on his lap?"
fermentedutsire
What a fucking idiot
Wand3uwu
Håber amerika gør noget ved den orange lort 😮💨
rukeman
He is such an idiot.
invaderjak
trump knows he doesnt have long left, he doesnt give a fuck what he does to the world before he goes
Nukls
what a dumbass
Mattnader
Sure would be a problem for him if everyone left 1 star Google reviews on his properties saying too many pedophiles present to enjoy
JAPONfan
It's better to be unknown than to be know as donnie the child rapists
Anonypuss
An attack on the EU through Greenland will mean:
Closure of all EU US bases
Dumping of all US bonds by the EU throwing the US in a recession that will make the great depression look like a golden era
And the ensuing Mussolini style reckoning by your own people will be your problem Trumpy-boy.
nakkigirl
I wonder if tRump wants to be the new "Shah" of Iran too
michaelozz62
Dickhead
kerby233
He's a demented moron attempting to to go out big time, same as Putin
jappie348
They gotta stop asking him about this. Literally all trump does when he gets asked something is say the first thing that comes to mind. If you dont ask him he just forgets. Theres like 5 braincells there
cousteau
Well, he's the premier of Greenland, that's who.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
What are the chances he has no bloody idea what a premier (minister) even is
WhyCantIStopArguingWithInternetTrolls
There is no question he has no idea what a Premier is.
Markuspsyches
So maybe he wasn't trying to troll Canada when he called our PM "Governor Trudeau" and he's just a confused idiot?
powwerbottom
Yes. He thinks every country is structured exactly like America is. I've known people who like him because "his jokes are so funny." But he never laughs...like ever. How can you make jokes when you can't even laugh?
UmmonPrime
What an idiot..
ABrokenThing
He thinks we're taking Greenland and his fucking disgusting slug child is gonna marry the princess
RetrogradeLlama
You'd think that even someone so blatantly ignorant as Trump would learn the names of the leaders of a country you're trying to take over, but you'd be wrong.
Lachwen
No, I wouldn't think that at all. He doesn't care.
Ghlargh
He asked everyone but no one would tell him who the president of Greenland is...
Someshithead241
Why bother to learn their names when he can just make the name of the leader his own? Thats the mindset.
Carl99
THIS^. He doesn;t care about them because as far as he's concerned they're unimportant so he doesn't need to know their name.
In principle the idea of "Only learn the names of the people that are important enough" isn't a bad way of doing things, but his definition of important is majorly f'd up.
Corgimom1013
I have never hated anyone as much as I absolutely hate trump and that miller guy.
thebreadhatcat
That is funny because he is just a stupid kid. I hate those who voted him, knowing what he would do to the world.
cactuskid1956
I cannot even wa5ch him speak on tv, mute of change channel....I want him ded
absolutelymad
I've been rewatching "Death Note" and o.m.g. what I wouldn't give.
Grinch01
Dont forget Thiel and Musk
afterdarkart
I'm eating the worst, fattiest food in my life the day before I shit on Trumps grave.
Hibbtygibitty
We feel you. Make sure to vote. They will win if you don’t.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
I0VE525P00GE
He is the most hated person on the planet, despite his cult followers
OperatorWay
Their accomplices disgust me more.
These bozos couldn't tie their own shoes without lots of help.
They'd be insignificant & penniless without the extraordinary help they get from wealthy donors & from many government officials who have been complicit in aiding the sabotage of the nation.
Even after they're gone, the systemic corruption that helps the worst fail their way up will remain, and it must be irreversibly dismantled if the nation is to ever have any hope of surviving & thriving.
BullittGT
Fucking 100%
thinkybrainpains
And HegShit
FlowerIsland
Kegbreath
yourmomisratedE
Kegseth
Eyeetsass
I hate Miller the most. He’s the idea man. He takes what the Nazis want, and sells it to Trump. Trump isn’t this clever.
BreakingHeadlines
Arbitrarynamehere
The Vanity Fair photographer has *the* shot
llandy
he always sounds like he has no idea what's going on or what people are talking about and he just says something that sounds relevant
TheOGPooner
It’s the best way… the dumb-dumbs don’t know anything about Greenland..it’s to just gaslight people w a brain.
Eyeetsass
You can see Trump forget what’s happening. Did you see him read Rubio’s note out loud in the meeting with the oil execs? The same meeting where he wandered over to a door, for no reason, and fawned over the demo sight of the East Wing? I think they let him speak on his good days. I think they hide him on his bad days.
NachoIskerka
Relevant personal bluesky skeet:
zeusfdelta
(Kids) Mom can we get Lex Luthor… (MoM) We got Lex Luthor at home…
The Lex Luthor at home。。。
NachoIskerka
Miller "Mom, I wanna grow up to be Lex Luthor" "Thats nice, dear. The scientist version?" "No." "The rich version?" "Closer, but no." "Not the pol-" "-Political one in the white house who fucks up the country with his obsessions, yes." "...Hello, orphanage? Yeah, he doesn't want to be rich or smart, just an asshole. ...and you can pick him up when?"
dafrey
Don't forget about Vought, everyone forgets about him because he stays out of the headlines.
Fuck Russell Vought
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Who is he
pfunk81
Good god he is only 49 years old, looks like he could be 78...
dafrey
Hate ages a person
JohnnySilverballs
Actually, that's a huge problem for YOU donny dumbfuck. Because you're so hellbent on your war of aggression, you're going to turn the entire fucking world against the country you "lead."
Oderjean
Already done. The collapse will be painful
Perkunas687
Carl99
Germany at least is only sending a handful on a "reconnaissance" mission. But i think the real aim is to have actual boots on the ground so if Trump goes for a military option he has to defacto attack the german military. With the aim to move a larger force in later once they figure out how best to do it, (which is the other thing the reconisane lot will be figuring out).
OperationRustysBlanket
As Putin commands
FondlingFoliage
Please remember he's a greedy idiot with a lukewarm IQ that has no legitimate capabilities to scheme and connive. He's a pathetic puppet that deserves no credit in the grand disaster he's the face of
CycloneSP
he needs to be deposed before he attacks greenland and starts ww3. this insanity must come to an end.
jasondeslin
And the second he does, they dump all their Treasury Bonds, and suddenly a gallon of gas is $150, and we have to kill off capitalism here because our currency would never recover.
I'm going to love it when that cunt can't afford a cheeseburger because he made all his money worthless and doesn't do anything valuable enough to trade for.
OperatorWay
When he makes enemies of every nation, where does he think he & his descendants will ever have safe haven?
MikeRInternetTraveler
He’ll be dead, and he doesn’t give a single fuck about his descendants. Never has for Junior and the other one. Ivanka is too old for him now. The little one, what’s his name, Bart? Barn? Yeah, him too. He doesn’t care about any of them.
raskirorikson8
No, this is a problem for all of US, EU, NATO and their allies. I honestly fear, that he might get what he wants, as always. I hate him so much. And I hate America for letting it/him happen. Not all Americans, but America
BoobJiggle
The army taught me something in my early twenties; I love america, but I hate americans. Or at least about 70 million of them- so many deaf dumb and blind conservative fucktards, possibly the most indoctrinated group on our planet. It's infuriating and heartbreaking at the same time
yourmomisratedE
Us Americans: WE FUCKING HATE HIM
mynamespaul
Me and the boys had the “would you volunteer for military service if trump legit invaded a European member state?” Conversation just the other night. Two of them unironically had the “you gonna die for fucking *Greenland?*” “Someone is” exchange. I’ve got 15 years in cybersecurity so I doubt I’d be manning howitzers or whatever; but still: it’s crazy we’ve lived in Europe our whole lives but never had the “would you die for European ideals” conversation. Turns out, yeah, most of us, at least.
agonarch
We know history, it's not "Would you die for democracy or live peacefully under fascism?", it's "Will you fight for democracy and maybe die or get subjugated under fascism and maybe die?"
It's the same as the COVID thing, yeah the solutions are all bad but when governments were avoiding lockdowns because that'd 'hurt the economy' they were comparing that against an imaginary no problem scenario that doesn't and won't exist.
If you have to fight for Greenland it'll be worth fighting for.
DamnThursdays
Americans let him, the world won't. When Mark Carney became prime minister of Canada he used US Treasury Bonds to put pressure on Trump enough to get him to fuck off and leave us alone, and that was just what Canada owns, a few hundred billion. The EU and NATO together holds *Trillions* in US Treasury Bonds that, if dropped, will result in a depression so wildly crippling they won't be able to feed, cloth, or pay soldiers a dime... and Americans love withholding services for pay, like soldiers.
TheDogEnd
Ya, it is going to be a long LONG time (if ever) before the United States is respected the way they once were. The Pax Americana is over.
Evi1Gav
That's the thing, the US has *never* been respected. As a country that profited massively from a war that never realistically came to their shores, and then used those profits to subjugate the world to do what it wanted, there's nothing to respect about that. In the same way, we don't respect what the British empire was, we can admire its effectiveness, but there's no respect.
Forensickle
I feel like attacking NATO is best for Americans. NATO can't invade the US, or even openly defeat militarily... But at the moment, they sure as shit could find and support anti Trump insurgencies inside the US
steve1378
The US is spread so thin across the globe, any aggression would ground their AF globally. No fuel, no flights, no troops. Not to mention the civil war about to kick off. The world has had enough of the BS.
SavageDrums
How many us bases ages in NATO territory? You think they will remain in American control?
Forensickle
What does that have to do with the price of fish in Beijing?
freezingpilot
It is funny to me that the only nation that ever asked NATO for help was the USA after Sept 11th.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Need to have an economy to fight a war, and NATO holds an awful lot of US treasury bonds to think they'd need to win a one to one military confrontation. Although, your troops didn't mind occupying American cities for IOUs, so maybe I'm underestimating the military belief in the cause.
shitheadtookmyname
If NATO countries dump t bonds, what do you think happens to their economies? Do you think Germans are willing to enter a great depression to keep Greenland? Especially when Russia is probably to invade Poland next? I'm not as confident as you.
DonMc
The threat of dropping treasury bonds outweighs the threat of actual bombs to the corporations.
GozerTheGozerian
It's true that the US is the perceived "strongest" military power on the globe, but I think many--especially Americans over estimates what that exactly means. Much like the belief that a highly trained martial arts dude can solo 5+ guys all at once, which reality understands such a scanario to be nonsense. On top of which, yes, the US military has top state of the art arms but a severe deficit on people educated enough to use it and have for years, most military spending is total waste.
Carl99
Yes and no. Right now the US military outnumbers every european military put together, and its not even close. Short term the US has a colossal military advantage.
Long term Europe can absolutely match the US, but its going to take time. I doubt even if he grabs it by military force it will turn into a hot war instantly for Europe. But everyone in Europe is going to really shift priorities if he does that and start pushing back hard in other ways.
FlaccidHamster
US being in NATO is also one of the main deterrents of Russia not trying to expand past Ukraine. If NATO tries to go against the US then that opens Russia to expand their military options pushing further west most likely with the help of China.
GozerTheGozerian
I'm not talking numbers as in military size, I'm talking personnel actually able to utilize the very tech and arms that is supposed to grant the US such a great advantage. For literal decades now (reaching back to the Bush Jr administration) the military has actually urged for better educational programs starting at pre-K to 6th grade to carry forward in educational growth because so many in the US military enlist are so far behind educationally, it's been a problem--again for decades now.
crazyspelling
It'll be sanctions. Shitloads of sanctions. And that's fine. Start sweeping up billionaire's yachts and overseas bank accounts like they do for russian oligarchs. Donny will be 25th Amendmented in a week.