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Fun stuff.
alyssaaac
#23
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Mahcks
#20 way back there was an cd that my friend had that I really liked, so he let me rip it. For whatever reason one of the songs didn't get ripped. Decades later I found a physical disc of that album and was super confused that there was an extra song.
Snooj
There's a great TAL episode about someone who *loved* The Sound of Music. It was their favorite movie and they had watched it many times. The thing is, they fell in love with it when they were young and they only had the first of two VHS tapes so they never seen, nor did they even know, that there was an entire half movie missing from their consciousness.
ChippinStrata
#5 explanation, please?
ChippinStrata
Nvm. Found it above.
joeyecho101
RedAppleSoda
#16 I always fall in love with the penguin, but the nurse is who I’m actually compatible with.
IUpvoteFuturama
#34
insertanyname
[heavy panting]
DigitalDruid255
IUpvoteFuturama
The par mee sian (couldn't find the Rick and Morty gif for it so just feel free to imagine one of the characters saying it like that).
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#7
SeanBeanJovi
#40 Daniel Shrekcliffe
profiledit
#12
bekindtoanimals
Jesus that’s fucking scary
cryborg
IUpvoteFuturama
This has been a PSA, from the National Council for Reminding People to Wear Helmets.
OliverClothesoff70
Gary B is fascinating. He has the exactly right amount of brain damage to plainly tell he’s way altered, but still manages to live his life.
SouthOfRubick
This one is a deep fake, but your point still stands
LespritDeLescalier22
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcnBxYzdiMXUwYTF0Y2VqMDJuaDM2enNpcXRidGk2bThhYnBtdTBpdSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/QhCAwDXZ0BltK/200w.mp4
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Heroasteral
Wait who dis? I recognise her but I don't remember
IgnatiusTheSaint
Tia Leoni, movie is Bad Boys.
Heroasteral
Thank you kindly
HaroldTheCleverSheep
Wu-Tang is for the children*
EroticZombiePants
#3 Chicago: We will fight fire with fire because that's what we do around here.
Portland: We will fight fire with silliness because that's what we do around here.
AyatollahBahloni
HairyChairstepper
#33 i hate that sign so fucking much. Straight up lies and propaganda to control idiots and take away human rights
Snooj
Heart cells will beat if isolated in a Petri dish. It has nothing to do with a brain or a soul or consciousness. That's just what they do.
LewdLuteGoblin
dormantmayonnaise
Frogs together strong!
HillOfBeans
#29 You might want to request the security video from that visit…
belindashort
#3 improv can be a lot of fun
marshmallowcommando
#4 I thought this frog costume had a dong on it. Then I realized it was just the pattern on the leg.
rgraz65
I came to say the same thing! I was thinking at first, "Of course mushroom wants to tariff these, they show him up. Having a frog with a longer "Cheeto" than you have is really hurtful, even though he said he had no complaints about his hand size!"
ourari
No no. That is his dong. It's just stuck to the side of his leg.
gonzar09
#39 He also knew how to do Instant Transmission. Bro could literally teleport anywhere. Still got to pimp that ride.
PipWhipple
Plus, if it breaks down, it's never far from home!
nesurame
his planet also had some ridiculous gravity so like, that car has to be like, entirely custom to withstand that
gonzar09
Best shocks around.
ArizonaIceTea77
Are you kidding me? This is how I find out that Diane Keaton died? In a freakin' DK dump 😩
Nathanyel
Came here to say about the same. Dumps have actually been my main source of news for a while.
tentacularfleshscape
A spoonful of sugar
TooCoolForZuul
make the obituaries go down
bloodbloodbloodblood
There's only one that I need, and it won't be in the obits.
HillOfBeans
That’s how I find out about almost all celebrity deaths. He’s the finest news source.
LespritDeLescalier22
Can someone explain #5? I has the dum
wouldClimbForCash
In addition to the bus thing, any Chicagoan knows the only people on the river are tourists raking architectural tours, rich people in boats, and environmentalists collecting trash (plug: this is how you can go kayaking on the river for free.)
bbrooke4043000
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews_Band_bus_incident
kneebitten
I had forgotten. Laughed so hard I teared up a little. Thanks!
LespritDeLescalier22
Oh wow
Evenmoreuselessname
Thank you!
cookeewookee
Holy sh*t but also, yes
inkasep1
I don't think the passengers on the boat considered it to be very holy.
Phos84
boop66
From the Wiki:
"The incident became popularly known as the Dave Matthews Band incident or Poopgate. (🤣)
The members of Dave Matthews Band were not on or near the bus during the incident. The band's bus driver, Stefan Wohl, initially denied dumping the waste, and was supported by the band. However, he was later determined to be the only person on the bus during the incident; in April 2005, he pleaded guilty to the dumping, and the band fired him without pay."
Musta-been SHITTY! 💩
technofiend
Me preparing to study the latest deafkitten dump like there will be a test later.
Samthetrue
I failed the last two exams, so i really need to study. I dont want to flunk out of meme class again.
technofiend
You need full meme immersion. And by that I mean surf the web in a hot tub full of Tylenol water.
Samthetrue
IV Tylenol is a thing. I'll see if my dealer can score me a hit while I free-basing some usersub. I don't know how else to study memes if I can't smoke or inject them.
I joke about drug use, but honestly screen time is far more addictive.
OptimisticMisanthrope
#18 goddammit! This is the 2nd time this month that I've learned about a death from this stupid fucking meme.
bigtwindaddy10
#21
glovelyday
#33 where are the Jesus signs? The churches every 200 yards?
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
There is that giant anti abortion billboard.
MagnumRadhard
#5 https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YjBtbmdjbDZxeGc2bGNwZndyZ3Y2eGNoNWVjbHA5ZWd1cG9sanU2cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lYKvaJ8EQTzCU/200w.webp
somnif
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Matthews_Band_bus_incident Tour bus dumped poop into river, onto boat
TheRealLtFrankDrebin
Thx!
MagnumRadhard
Oh, I know that! Why in the fuck are they patrolling THERE?!
thepenisbIue
#16 I have been both of these girls
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I'm neither of these girls. I don't really like Halloween, but back when I did dress up, I wasn't cutesy or sexy. Just normal costume.
thembitchesbewitches
I am still both of these girls
thepenisbIue
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbDM2M2c0ODZxMjRoOXBoZ2M4aWMza3FtZ2J4Y25kdThzZTMwNGpycSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l1ughbsd9qXz2s9SE/200w.mp4
thembitchesbewitches
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bzUwb2xvZDlvdGhibDNsZ244MXYwcGNza2x2Z29zc283b2loODFpOCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gk3R16JhLP8RUka2nD/200w.webp
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I appreciate both these types of women.
chewmaca2
Sexy penguin nurse, hell yeah!!
Durtschi
When did you have more fun?
cryborg
Can I ask you about your username. Just why.
thepenisbIue
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNXNobnlzcjBjbnEzbXl6ejcxdmRsZjlxc2QyczF0aWU5dHR4cDZleCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Y3T3JA91JuT29BqgdT/200w.mp4
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
This movie is the fucking best lol
thepenisbIue
Can’t beat it. So many good movies were made around that time.
cryborg
accidentalnecromancer
Respect
thepenisbIue
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJldjM2cXBwZndqMTc1a3ZkM29lMzRjMHhrcWFlNXh6eXluZDN5eDF2cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xIJLgO6rizUJi/200w.mp4
thembitchesbewitches
#8 and #9 I'm sorry, I tuned for a bit (for mental health reasons) What's this? Are foreskins the latest bad guy?
Adsma2002
Latest cause of autism per rfk
thembitchesbewitches
**tuned out^
Apologies
technofiend
Yeah; in the long list of random shit to blame for autism, circumcisions were recently added to the list. Probably under the assumption kids who get cut are given Tylenol for the pain.
fantabuloustimewaster
RFK announced in a meeting of Trump's Cabinet that infant circumcision causes autism, because the babies are given Tylenol. He has directed the medical establishment to search for proof. Honestly, tuning out for your own mental health was the better decision.
cryborg
You are shitting me. Are they using actual penis science?
rotinaj
No, Rfk does not use any actual science
thembitchesbewitches
Wow. Yeah. Thanks, i guess.... I'm going back to my dissociation.
AnnieGoolahee
To be fair, they did link infant circumcision with autism and ADHD years ago. I believe it specifically associated the biological stresses of a painful surgery on an infant with particular gene expression... I can find some of the studies if you'd like.
(I still think RFK is an absolute nutter who misinterprets shit because he's an imbecile.)
Spalooga
on the upside maybe less kids will be circumcised
fantabuloustimewaster
I am interested in actual research papers.
AnnieGoolahee
I suppose my comment was more to say that the issue is grey, not black or white. Like... it's not as ludicrous as the memes make it out to be, even if it does lack sufficient evidence to stand on its own at this juncture.
AnnieGoolahee
It's not substantial, but it does exist. So "they" being a Danish "study" rather than "studies". https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0141076814565942
There are, of course, evidentiary reviews that have been published in opposition. https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/jebm.12482
Looks like RFK may have also been pulling from other Danish studies for his ridiculously wholesale conclusions as well: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/26688372/
ItsActuallyDavidNow
I like your memes.
opibucket
profiledit
I like your gif.
DdCno1
And thus, the sacred ritual is complete.
ItsActuallyDavidNow
No, there is another. @cryborg https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlMTBkZDMwMnJ6cHgxcDc5MDI3OXpnMDdsdWh5aWMwcmpzMWNieHZyNiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7qDK5J5Uerg3atJ6/200w.mp4
cryborg
CyanideBreathMint
#43 get ready for the splats
itdoesntmatternoneofthismatters
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cm5yaWY1NmZ1YW51ZjZ5amF0Ymk3YTUwd2N6eTdubHRpejgwcTBlYSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/A8NNZlVuA1LoY/200w.webp
CyanideBreathMint
Part of the movie that scene is from. Very bad
LaronX
which movie?
CyanideBreathMint
Midsommar
LaronX
thanks mate