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Oct 26, 2025 8:27 PM
Huor
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How it’s going
How it started
ebm098988
🙏🤯
GrenithTheSkald
The idea that our ex-prime minister cucked the U.S. president is so goddamn funny.
psstuphere
I wonder if Katy shows him pictures from about 2009
WindowStreetJournal
Remember, Katy Perry once married Russel Brand, that ugly freak, and stayed with him for two years.
getmeoutofthecity
What? Who tf cares. Both of em are history. Trudeau and parry, does anyone care?
Racealistic
How the fuck did Trudeau and Perry happen? He slid into her DMs? I would think they'd keep way different company.
Hashbrown123
He wanted to fuck an astronaut.
FlintNorth44
Ewww...why would he date Katy Perry?
Srcsqwrn
Hell hath no fury like me. I've been to hell and back, and back to hell, and back!
IAmAMammal
A step up from Russel Brand, that's for sure.
thedudeman519
Hey is that Katy Perry, who the Perry Act is named after?
https://earpcohn.com/blogs/the-perry-act-protecting-seniors-from-bad-real-estate-transactions/
FlintNorth44
Holy shit...she and Orlando really are ghouls.
SavageDrums
Why does she have a push broom on her head?
HamDangler7TheLuckOfTheDangle
She's got that Simple Jack look going on
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MajMalfunction2
I'll see you tonight, in my head-movies!
powwerbottom
"He muh muh muh makes me happy"
OliverClothesoff70
“You never go full retard. Everybody knows that.”
MantisTobagganMD
Check it out: Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man. Look retarded, act retarded - not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and and won a ping-pong competition? That ain't retarded. He was a goddamn war hero. You know any retarded war heroes? You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam" Went full retard, went home empty handed.
FlintNorth44
Starry eyes emptier than the voids of space.
Bojovnik84
I lost respect for Trudeau as of late. Held up well while in office, but black face and dating the moron aren't great choices dude.
etherbunny41
... this feels like a fucking crackfic on Ao3, wtf.
90sLego
Man, Katy's gonna eat Justin ALIVE. From what I understand, bro cheated on his loving life who was devoted to him through everything, so he deserves nothing less.
TexMexHex
Hah, she is a ghoul.
Huor
Which one?
jakedafish
Yes.
CurbYourClassWar
Everyone in these photos are pieces of shit to varying degrees. And no, Katie Perry playing “astronaut” is not helping girls worldwide like she claims. Trudeau is also a fuckin moron, and Melania is a huge piece of shit. I sincerely hope we can do better in the future with who we choose to look up to, even the left.
FlintNorth44
Don't look up to anyone. There.
CurbYourClassWar
PLENTY of better options. The left really need to get over letting leaders slide just because they claim to be on our side.
Sebastopol140
meganical
I thought Katy Perry was with Orlando Bloom? Then again, Idgaf about Katy Perry because she’s not relevant anymore besides sucking up to rich people
Huor
They broke up. She’s with Trudeau now.
Daywalker27
stryhf
If Trudeau is Fidel Casto's lovechild, then Barron is his grandchild.
WTT24
That pic on the left is either some random person, or a botched photo edit... Either way, that's not even Trudeau.
TehBox0rz
Definitely looks edited to me. That is not what Trudeau’s eyes look like
L0rdinquisit0r
why trump hates him
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
If someone had a video of them fucking him, I would have a hard time not believing it.
ReggieWarrhol
Trump gets none and Trurdeau had em both.
EvPointMaster
I'm afraid Trump had them both before.
ReggieWarrhol
He's not getting any now.
Eleshar24
No, he is just a professional, so he knows how to treat women like human beings. I doubt he'd touch either of the two with a ten feet pole.
Pixiecrap
God, I hope not actually though. Like I'm not even a Trudeau supporter, but dear Lord he can do better.
secretdpp
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3o1ZGc3YjAzNWg3M2w3bXh0OHNscWh1MW5xOHlhNGVyMHkzd3lkZyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/6x3teSkycYMAcUSIwE/200w.webp
duktayp
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUycm42emhuN3p1Z25pZnpqOWRkdmtlMDFra3Z6OWxua2E5bmFtbDd1dCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/zR1VYUNRwqyru/giphy.gif
Andunistar
Honestly I'd love to know what the dark haird girl did to piss off the blond that much.
BlindPiranha
Can't say, but wouldn't be surprised if it was something petty.
Andunistar
That's usually how it goes. I've got to really really be worked up or someone's gotta be the biggest bastard possible to get me to the point I'll grab a fucker by the hair and shake them like a baby so this kind of cave man level of pettiness is low key fascinating to me.
MantisTobagganMD
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bTl1NHRhZG00Njlhc2c4a2VsaDJzcm8yejRzNHlzYTdldjg1dmFvOSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3o7aD1zsNcOG26N9fy/200w.webp
EpochEclipse
She wouldn't back down.
HeresYourSauce
I don't think this is real, but it's telling I am not sure.
worldrecordstudios
Welcome to the shit show!!
InTangier
I believe it would be funny if Melania turned up pregnant and the baby looked like Macron. I hate the guy, but that dude fucks.
JoeMalmsteen
Can't say about the image, but Trudeau and Perry have definitely been fukkin. Sorry, "dating"...
nojustsayitdont
Was trying wrap my head around this. It is definitely not a low probability possibility.
AndyTheAbsurd
Andy Borowitz is a satirist. Just an FYI.
PutItInNeutral
It's real. Thos was at a photo op. Melania and Trudeau are greeting each other with a European hello kiss.
Watch the Trudeau-Melania Trump kiss at the G7 that is fueling fans, critics | Watch News Videos Online https://share.google/amnSZZ4xlQrSXPFla
HeresYourSauce
Not the kiss. But the tarrifs
rshini
Andy Borowitz is a satirist.
JockoV
Tough work to be a satirist these days.
Huor
The images are real, the headline isn't.
Eleshar24
Not yet, at least.
Orc6000
I had heard they were dating from a few different sources lately/. Good for them, I say.
Orc6000
I think they’re both well-meaning cabbages. But even they deserve happiness.