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Dec 11, 2017 11:18 PM
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Definitely don’t not send nudes
Watchadave
Tiny hands.
Watchadave
Trump?
Awmph
"clove" is always a misprint for bulb. You are offering us only a clove. That should be a bulb instead.
TooDumbToCare
That may just be a tiny hand.
coldlings
omg im drooling
may825
Thats one big tonsil stone
ColoradoMountainProjects
Looks bigger next to those tiny sausage fingers. Needs a banana for scale.
monsterchar
still only counts as 1
NightHawkDragon
When you finally get that tonsil stone out
jcano88
Gaaaaarooossssssssss! +1 you nasty fucker
jss821
Why do you have a picture of Trump holding a regular piece of garlic?
lamesvanboring
I once ate like 20 roast garlic cloves at a buffet and was sick for days after that and stunk of garlic for a week - nature’s birth control
twfeline
And you'd do it again in a heartbeat.
Bunches0Lunches
uzerok
Umami is a hell of a taste.
thegonzoesquire
Elephant garlic, and yes it provides the appropriate amount for "one clove"
Castironpeppers
I want to like I just want it in my body. There! I said it, ram it in me!
1metalnation
Bruh, chicken and 40 cloves. You're welcome
T3sl4co1l
Figging, but spicier
aalcoholism
*on all fours* ay just chuck it in, bro
whodoesthisguythinkheis
I didn't realize Trump could cook
LargeCanine
He is a renaissance man
pugofstardock
Trump cooks?
Jakiller33
Nowhere near enough.
Padawin
But legitimately; you all see that is a dwarf's hand, right?
ThisAus
Thank you
Gianttesticlemonster
This is strangely arousing
SpicyButtLint
Eat it like an apple
IWasHereFirst
Why is Trump holding a garlic clove?
desdeqado
Is this garlic for elephan...oh wait...
ZombeyHepburn
Correct amount for cereal?
iusuallyrespondwithgifsoroffensivecomments
Try the garlic house in Okinawa, there's no such thing as too much garlic.
DapperButtSlapper
once made 52 clove garlic soup and ate half of it, so delicious. I felt like a soda can in a microwave the next day.
LunoDoom
Elephant garlic, it's taste is so mild that you can bake it and eat it like a spread.
Spudd86
Baking does that to any garlic
HaroldLoveggs
With good French bread and a little good butter... Oh shit I just drooled on the keyboard!
LunoDoom
Or how they do it at my local favorite place, beside 3 pepper, 3 cheese mixture, topped with red and green chili sauce.
fleXbad
Bake it with brie inside a loaf of bread
Superslothsays
Holy balls yeeeeesssssss
Superslothsays
Oooooooh I’m intrigued
katychla
Oh god, full body shiver of delight. I need this.
DocWino
You can slice it thin to put on salads or eat raw.
MasterMookie
PCLR
The correct amount of garlic is always more.
UnapolageticallyMe
what if even the scent of garlic makes me sick to my stomach
CandleToad
NauticalOtter
Recipe says one clove.... Better use six... Just to be safe
TheGrammarFuzz
brasky456
FileWalker
That's correct
ZeKiller
Small hand ?
rabbitinahatonacat
Delightful
WillJeSuis
Yea, that hand looks kinda small or maybe it's just really fat.
FromDenmarkWithHate
She looks like a dwarf yeah
revcleo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephant_garlic
Hammertulski
Bake it with olive oil, serve on bread with toasted Brie, manna from the heavens.
aufkurs
Elephant garlic makes me believe in God again
TheGrubermeister
As someone who once ate so much garlic, his bowels went into distress and he had to go home from work, you could use some more garlic.
TopherTots
Raw garlic with gyoza... Friggen best thing...
DuchessGummiBunns
Does garlic really make you poop? I haven't been using enough I guess
HowToBeSuccessfulAsaSerialKiller
I changed you to experiment
Galatoir
Your username. How?
ShepskyHuskherd
There's a whole post about this. To summarize: Dig verticle holes, kill strangers, put a dead dog on top of the dead human.
CaptainCanadasMoose
You know what is awesome? Garlic stuffed olives.
imsecretlyacactus
I second that
MeganMeow
When I get a cold I eat a crush raw clove of garlic. My poops and farts smell delicious for days.
Istealfromthefrontpage
Do you not poop at work or was it just the pain that made you need to go home?
1jetpackangel
If I get a garlic burger from a restaurant, I'm not happy unless my lips are burning. +1
YIKEA
I’ve just fallen deeply in love with roasted garlic. Is excessive shitting really something to expect?
mishalala
Not in my experience. If your intestines are not accustomed to garlic it can happen but usually it's with raw garlic.
waitbutactually
Grandma?
TheOneTrueGosh
I once ate four bulbs of roasted garlic in one sitting. No regrets.
mabbo
Google the phrase "44 clove garlic soup". I think you'll enjoy it.
oheina
Wario?
sexycutepopulartoboot
My grandma gets the shits from garlic and will share this info to everybody in restaurants. We can’t take her out in public anymore.
shahbrahdaman
Because of the Shit? Or her pottymouth? Either way older people lose their fucks to give. Unlike their shit
Pinoniemi
Thanks for sharing!
Cindermella
Sounds like my type of family
Sugarblade
We can't take my grandma out anymore either. Except in her case, it's because she calls black people things like "Jungle Bunny".
Istealfromthefrontpage
I'd laugh my ass Everytime and take her out as often as possible because of it.
JackOfPizzas
Can't take you out either, apparently!
sexycutepopulartoboot
Not the first time I’ve heard this!!
UNDEADLY
that thumb tho
pacmanpotter
Philosophyinateacup
, once ate a whole jar of pickled garlic cloves (god damn delicious) but I was kicked out of the house for a day or so because I stank
TheGriffin
Literally the kind of person I want to be when I get old. Inappropriate as fuck
sexycutepopulartoboot
I just want to be the old naked lady running down the street...
TheGriffin
I want to sit on a porch with a cane yelling obscenities at children
MoreDonutsPerDonut
Why wait?
PitWolf87
"Grandma no" Grandma says yessss.
SirDistic
IUnderstoodThisReference.mpegivf
ThomasMontgomeryHaverford
Speaking of over-sharing: fresh garlic burps are the most amazing things ever.
kangarookangarootimtamfuckisthataspider
Same with my brother but he always says "garlic gives me the squirts" which is wayyyyyy too much info
hiImyourcat
Your gran is better than mine. She's a corpse I'm not allowed to take her out in public.
Bortus
My grandma used to make amazing garlic roast potatoes. They'd be so crispy and garlicy. Anyway, she went insane, so now she just stuffs an
Bortus
entire clove of garlic into a potato.
PanicAtTheCostco
How does she say it?
ChainedBaird
I’m sorry dear, I think I just shat myself. Now help grandma to the owl house won’t you?
sexycutepopulartoboot
EXCUSE ME! Does this have garlic in it? Ohhh oh no... how about this? Garlic doesn’t agree with my tummy you know..
Junktrunkjunkie
as someone with increasingly poor health I am beginning to identify with your grandma more and more. you get used to being honest with →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ your doctor cause you just want the problems to go away and get medication that works that you just turn off that filter.
thisusernamedoesnotconveymyloveofpenguins
Agreed
animjason
So true. Higher frequency of docs proportional to decrease in filter and/or embarrassment