I had someone living with me and her god escaped from he back garden one day. I found him some hours later 3 estates away with children following him around giving him pets and snacks.
My childhood god went missing one summer day, and we were all bummed out cuz we looked all over the neighborhood…. Then at like 9pm, butthead knocks on the front door. We were so happy and mad.
Man, I always thought One Night in Bangkok was just being fanciful talking about finding gods. But now I find out they can escape from back gardens! My apologies to Mr Head!
DarthGoodguy
That is an outdoor pet
BeTheFirstToComment
That’s the spot
MultiFacets
I need to faceplant into that chest fur and I need to do it now. I don't even care that I might get divested of said face in the process. <3
CarniverousPlantFan
If not fren, why fren shaped?
nothingunused
Finding the tickle spot is the best.
JohnnyFiveAces
Questionablysensible
I had someone living with me and her god escaped from he back garden one day. I found him some hours later 3 estates away with children following him around giving him pets and snacks.
onecowboytoo
Where's your God now?
GrandmaSlappy
Was it Huēhuecoyōtl? I bet it was. I keep telling people he's a little shit, but does anyone listen?
Questionablysensible
Dogdamnit!
PineappleLoopsBroether
My childhood god went missing one summer day, and we were all bummed out cuz we looked all over the neighborhood…. Then at like 9pm, butthead knocks on the front door. We were so happy and mad.
netutoring
Man, I always thought One Night in Bangkok was just being fanciful talking about finding gods. But now I find out they can escape from back gardens! My apologies to Mr Head!
SaxifrageRed
Freudian Slip: Approved!
cre8majic
I approve of our new Canine Deities! All hail Goddo/Doggo!
INeedMoreGifMeMoreJustOneMore
God's really need a pretty high fence and good training not to escape.
FTUG
Proper places of worship are essential for when caring for your gods. https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cHR1bWFwZ2NlbW0yY3VxZjg3MmlzOWEzZTFzaHRsem5pd2c1dm11ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RlHpuVwtbvdIBXzm2z/200w.webp