Spiderman and Hawkeye discuss burgers.

May 28, 2017 12:28 AM

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Given that Stark is from Cali in MCU I can see this conversation happening in Spiderman Homecoming or future avengers film

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So this is how the Civil War was started.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I mean, In N Out is what a hamburger, is all about.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Whataburger!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Knew I liked Hawkeye

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it a meme to forget the hyphen in spider-man? You people are killing me.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Honestly I feel a little bit like Hawkeye in the second to last panel when I order at Subway. Everything's a process with those guys.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Five Guys is terrible patties though. Like it's essentially those box packages you can get at Wal-Mart

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

In-n-out is better

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

the works in Ottawa has the best burgers, not really fast food though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Neither are as good as Whataburger

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 5

From what I've heard, they don't have those in NY, those poor, unfortunate souls.

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Moved to the N from the S, and I miss that place so much....Nearest one is almost 8 hour drive. It's tempting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So this is how WW3 begins

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jackson Hole makes the best burgers in NY

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes - this! I moved out of NYC and I really miss that place

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Long Island has this new place called burgerology honest to god best burger I've ever had

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 guys all the way

9 years ago | Likes 125 Dislikes 14

Found Zoe Quinn.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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In a row?

9 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Try to not suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

At once

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Damnit TFS Cell!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would have been better if a henchman chimed in.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"I've always been partial to What-a-Bu-" *SIMULTANEOUS DICK KICK AND ARROW TO THE FACE*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

nice lines...but still want to downvote. Instead...take my laughing disapproval. ;-)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not trying to judge WAB. Never had the pleasure of trying it. I just figured if they're arguing IAO vs 5G, WAB would be the third option.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, no...I loved it. I was just torn between how to respond. lol Thanks for the clarification.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You'd think spidey would be a shake shack guy. That's a NY original while 5 guys is from Virginia or something.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

which comic is this

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shake Shack for life.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

In N Out is easily the most overrated burger in the country

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 7

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Flew to CA a week ago just to make sure.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spidey's my guy, but I have to go with Hawkeye on this one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I gotta go team hawkeye on this one

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 14

I'm kind of spoiled here in Wisconsin with Kopps and Culvers. Both are fantastic. Now there is even a Portillos right by me.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In'n'out is definitely superior to five guys, but to be honest, I'd sooner compare five guys to fatburger, or something similar. In'n'out is

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like the epitome of the basic cheeseburger and fries drive in. Whereas both 5 guys and fatburger are trying to get you hooked on their fresh

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cooked meat and open menu.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Shake Shack love for an NY based super hero? What gives?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

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Bought to say that Five Guys started in the DC metro area. Shake Shack started in Madison Park and is definitely New York's Chain.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Unpop. Opinion but Red robin> 5 guys. Cant speak for in n out

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, it should. They're on different dining levels.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In-N-Out is garbage food. It is only popular because it gives Californians a choice besides organic, vegan, gluten free, recycled, compost.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's popular because it's the best burger and fries for the price anywhere of any prevalence on the western seaboard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have Smashburger and Five Guys, both of which are significantly better at a similar price. In-N-Out is McDonald's Tier.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never heard of Smashburger, but I shall give it a shot. Strongly, vehemently disagree with McDonald's comparison.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sure, let me just pull out my huge wads of cash and go to fancy town where they serve fancy burgers.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texas now has Five Guys, In 'n Out, *and* Whataburger. Rejoice.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Depends which part of Texas ur in cuz I ain't about to drive 5 hours for a damn burger that ain't as good as the Whataburger down the street

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And Which 'Wich!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So who do we blame for them switching opinions in the middle? Writer or artist?

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 12

What do you mean I don't see any swapped opinions?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Even if you don't count Hawkeye as a changed opinion, they couldn't keep Parker straight

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Second panel Hawkeye brings up the secret menu and Spidey puts it down, Third Spidey loves all the options & Hawkeye "just wants a burger"

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

peters still talking about five guys, and clint in n out, imo.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I didn't say they flipped restaurants, I said they flipped reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i kinda feel like their reasoning is consistent too. with in n out what you order is what you get, even with the secret menu. five guys 1/

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret menu is In-N-Out. The wide array of topping choices is 5 Guys.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I'm aware, read my post again. I didn't say they flipped restaurants but reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean five guys and in-n-out are both fine, but neither is really amazing...

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 12

I personally prefer JCW's.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*slams table* LIES

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Slow your roll there Banner.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They're both slightly above average burger joints, but I'm still not going to leave my house and intentionally go to either.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

do not blaspheme in our burger church

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Do not blaspheme in my cheeseburger church.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I agree, but they are fast food restaurants, msde to be cheap and quick

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Five guys ain't even that cheap. Seven bucks for a hamburger. It's one of the most expensive fast food places in my town.

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Thats about as much as a combo meal at other places

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Yep its 7.09 for a regular cheeseburger. But they have 2 patties, so its almost like their regular is a double. I think its still 1/3lb tho

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But a double double also has two patties... As the name implies...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I've always liked Fuddruckers myself.

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 6

Live real close to a fuddruckers, not worth it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you mean

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The BOULDER believes you have not tried In-N-Out.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Yes! Southwesterners know what a hamburger is all about.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love Fuddruckers, shame it's 2hours away from me though

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to work at one the only two in my jurisdiction both closed down years ago though

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one near me closed down a long time ago.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Same. Sad day in Michigan.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must be in Palm desert lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same, in Herndon Virginia we lost ours when I was in high school

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mean Ruddfuckers? I like them too :D

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I think literally everyone in the world has made that joke by now. Even isolated tribes in Peru have giggled about Ruddfuckers.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No im sure its buttfuckers

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The fact that you can pour as much cheese as you want on your burger makes me want to agree with you.

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Stupid Virginia location gyped me with their overpriced burger! The most lackluster, dry, burnt...thing I've ever tasted - & no ex cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wow. The extra cheese is pretty much the only justification for their prices. Sorry that happened. Come to Texas for the free cheese.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, looks like I goofed or they did. I didn't see the massive cheese pump out on the condiment counter, but it's in the photo on Google!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WATABURGER FOR LIFE!

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Whataburger is a fancy McDonald's. The fries are the same. Flip that W upside down and what are you get? "M" Coincidence? I think not!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

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Had In N' Out for the first time since they opened one in Austin. Never again. No bacon on your burger? Garbage.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whataburger is... fine. It's not great, it's not shit, it's just... it's just fine.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What I want to know it, do any of these burger places do beer battered onion rings?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aye

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I had a friend tell me of this once. Is justaburger really just a slab of meat? and is it good?

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Reading Infinite Jest for the first time. Just finished the first thirty pages and Whataburger make a wonderful entrance within the first 5.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found the Texan

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

As a Missouran, @subjug8r is correct.

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As an Arkansan, subjug8r is correct.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As an Arizonan, @subjug8r is correct .

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So greasy though

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That ain't grease, that's liquid happiness.

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That's how you know it's good.

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