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Apr 13, 2018 7:39 AM
LOGICALPONY
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therks
As someone who drives up a forestry road, with 3 avalanche zones, to work every day, the potential for #6 scares the crap out of me.
DonYawn
DonYawn
MST3K81
#2
showethmeyourbest
That rock falling might give me a reason to throw away my underwear and buy a new drivers seat.
vauhtihirmu
With that I was constantly thinking "Well that's just an accident waiting to happen, who the hell built the road here like this."
Snarkywisecrack
We need windshields made of transparent aluminum.
tripleboom
He passes a falling rock sign RIGHT before the rock falls too. At least the signage is accurate?
DonYawn
chocmlk
That made me LOL... +1
SomaSantutxu
"i'm going to fuck up his door, oh no I'm too idiot!"
Anlurai
The falling light pole one happened in Timonium, Maryland during strong winds on March 2nd, 2018. No reports on the driver's well-being.
Lizaderp
Any reports on the lawsuit?
eeem
Moose on the loose!!!!!
IDontPostForYourEnjoyment
Pleasantly surprised to see the kid come out alive in that traffic. I was expecting the kid to get hit.
CriManSquaFandCdoubletime
All....my...friends....know the Snow-Rider.
kokoronohii
Moose are terrifyingly huge
josha841101
TonyTonyChopp
That genuinely made me laugh.
theinbetween87
#5 might need to go see his chiropractor after that slip and slide.
Vatafeo
#8 why the hell is no one stopping?
Mithi
One billion more where that came from.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Because China?
sirmixanaverageamount
#2 that guy totally spit on the one who crashed hours car. They both seem like assholes
ShootYourGooMyDude
One spat on the other, the other tried to kill him by driving his vehicle into the driver side where the guy was just standing.
DontEatThatTaco
Two turd muffins getting what they're asking for, it'd be pretty cool if not for the whole danger to others aspect.
vinpolo
Sadly, we all share roads with people just like this.
Gibal
This doesn't help:
cue George Carlin
TeraDactyl
We're not stayin' classy.
anthaneezy
Nicely meta. Clever.
WillNeverPost
From South Africa, I had no clue a moose was that big....damn!
ArneAnka
Thats a Swedish moose and they are much smaller than a moose from North America!
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Don't mess with moose. They can mess you up
ShinyMoonPilot
Yeah they are like draft horses on deer legs. And they will mess you up! And is that moose foaming at the mouth? Terror Moose!
EuropeanizedKillerPee
I think the guy slides to work everyday since this day
stoutde
Some say he's still sliding to this very day.
whyisthissohot
And that moose is a baby moose.
Duffmansaysalotofthing
You would think that someone would stop for the toddler before the policeman
denicedenice
#10 handskas med det
alekssto
känna
TrustMeImTheDoctor
Fucking a, moose are HUGE. I thought the threat of hitting a deer here in Indiana was terrifying enough....
IceFireXD
Just about the only things that can actually kill a moose from impact is an 18 wheeler with full trailer, and a dump truck with a full bed.
IceFireXD
and in both cases, the driver's survival is unlikely.
Zixtank
Indeed. You hit a deer, and your fender's bent. You hit a moose and you're the one getting bent. Inside out.
yuugian
A moose once bit my sister
Laaub
Heard local stories of some people being decapitated when they hit a moose in a convertible.
ElBivo
yeah, they are all legs so in most cars going >50mph it is a thousand lbs of torso is coming right through the windshield
therks
I once heard of someone with a small car that went between a moose's legs. Killed the moose, only tore the top off the car.
EarthAnimalArmy
you don't hit a moose, it hits you,
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
Lost a friend to one when he hit one with his car
Cravanicus
Sorry to hear that.
brambleramble
A moose bit my sister once
Rikkom
As funny as I found this, it also served to ramp up my anxiety about my move on Saturday all the way to 15/10
vauhtihirmu
"Well that's just a road hazard waiting to happen. ... Called it".
iamthecanadian
Something looks funny with this one.... a bit cgi-ish
cjmmeathead
There’s literally a falling rock sign right before that
Ashleeey
A kid from my high school died with his gf from a tree falling on his car while driving on the highway. Shit like this makes me so nervous.
n0n53n53
Every time I drive through the forrest and see snags hanging up over the highway I think one time one
n0n53n53
2/2 will come loose and hole punch my car.
groovydawgs
#4 tho
tpanyS
He only had enough money for three winter/all-season tires so the front driver side had to stay summer :P
nooonooooooweeeezingthejuice
Sleddin in mah six fohhh... DEH Deh deh
n0n53n53
under rated comment +1
Hybris51129
I guess by doing that he is putting a lot more weight on his rear tires so he might have slightly more traction. Results may vary wildly.
NCDoofus
Either that or the solenoids on his airbags froze.
NCDoofus
Water in the air does bad things to precision machinery
IncorrektGramerNazi
they see me rollin', they hatin'
EuropeanizedKillerPee
What kind of lightweight snow is this in number 1? Carbon-Snow maybe? Must be Japan
JudgeVegas
Foam, not snow.
acertainjenesaisquoi
River scum most likely.
alekssto
you mean foam, or are you calling the river scum?
UnpopularOpinionPuffinPersonified
I think he meant river's cum.
hugvomitory
The last one is so swedish it hurts. They're filming a moose from the inside of a Volvo, with a Volvo in front and meeting another Volvo 1/2
hugvomitory
2/2 followed by two SAABs. Welcome to Sweden!
BrassXD
Aren't most Swedish cars designed with crumple zones to protect the occupants if they hit a moose specifically
Durnstaros
Stronger roof beams mostly, moose are the exact right height to come in through the windscreen/roof front if hit.
Durnstaros
Stronger roof beams mostly, moose are the exact right height to come in through the windscreen/roof front if hit.
Srcsqwrn
Dorry for my ignorance, but Sweeds drive on the right?
Birkew
Most of europe does.
Srcsqwrn
Ah, I was unaware! Thanks for the reply!
Vasaru1
Yes we do. Since 1967.
Srcsqwrn
Thank you for the info!
skipweasel
#3 nice reversing from the waiting car.
thelizardmaster
Gorgoror
Plot twist : hit the car behind while reversing in panic
MachacaKhan
Must be a Dodge
RednapxpandeR
RIGHT?!
Eli93
The funniest thing about that gif is the scooter having driven on wet cement though
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Flanker305
Great comment - I have that feeling too. lol
DontEatThatTaco
Huh, and here I was thinking that I hope I move that quick so my family isn't in danger...
BobbyBobbston
"Stupid people who are trying and succeeding in avoid accidents... bah, better make a really fucking stupid comment"
DonYawn
Hybris51129
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
TheWorstCommentsComeFromTheBestPeople
Gotta go fast
44no44
TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYNA L
Wulph421
Ysss
WarWizardPhoenix
Is that a bear and is it traveling at highway speed?
Jimmybeard
60kph I think. So more like 40mph.
Laaub
Bears can run at about 30 mph if memory serves me.
sowillo
Ive only ever heard they could, im glad ive see it now
willworkforbreakfastburritos
Damn nature, you scary
icantspellsrry
Faster.....furry doggo much vroom vroom
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Only certain species can run faster. Black and Grizzly can run about 30/mph for a quarter of a mile.
CleverViking
Suggestion: To spice up the (boring) summer olympics, all running sports will feature bears, humans start with a slight headstart