Oct 5, 2019 6:41 PM
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Throwawayconfession20
Why not?
melissark8424
RCJHKU
HarperValleyPTA
That’s also what people do when the game is a blow out and boring as hell.
ThePerro
She looks like she could be anywhere from 18 to 46
EroticZombiePants
This is what people in Kansas do for fun.
ElectricAura
Can confirm, I live in Kansas
TJ3027
BOOMER
zgbowie365
https://i.imgur.co
tarataqa
dem hips doe!
jamesrgod
Go Jayhawks!
Sutashi
I love KU & root for them every game. But damn they suck at football.
SmegmaMilkshake
Football has weather delays? Thought twas only for lightning
NachoPete
Weather delay for football‽ If it's not a tornado coming then they're weak AF.
Snausagebort
My nitta
DiarrheaCreampie
Bet she didn’t go to the Snoop Dogg concert
CaptGunpowder
I too get crochety during bad weather
mrbadxampl
I'd be pretty bored too if I was in kansas
LionsDragon
Well what the hell else is she supposed to do while she’s waiting? Works for games, doctor appointments, dial-up Internet....
TheRealFameus
She probably didn’t realize she was by herself until she looked up
TheOneThatGotBanned
Was at a Lindsey Sterling concert a weeks ago, some sitting was knitting doing it
Iwasanadventurerlikeyouonce
I love her so much!! Went to her concert last year, really hoping she comes back in town for her new album! She's an incredible performer!
first time I saw her, it was with the new album Artemis, I would not mind going to another one.
frombundytobundy
So College Football has budget for crowd cameras but the athletes don’t get paid? Now I understand that South Park episode.
njessup1992
ESPN article said the University of Georgia football team spent a total $600 million in three years, $50m/year in facilities alone
That’s mental.
And they run a profit(!)
MiasmaCorrigan
I wanna know what she's making, she seems nice :)
Harpy405
Boooooomer!
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
wuts her imgur username
RoastedSalted
"Yes, Braylee, we saw you on the television, but really your father and I really just want to know if you're even trying to find a man."
airfonzo
I would be so happy to be with her, just quietly sitting next to her.
slakenbake
Yo...chill.
awholelotofnothin
Not being a huge sports fan, I would embroider in the bleachers. Most people don't notice.
YourMomsSidePiece
She's awfully young to be a grandmother already
SerenePrincess013
I was crocheting by age 4, bc my granny taught me when I was 2/3, depending on who's story you believe.
alpacasaurusrex
I was doing it around 8. Sewing at around 4. I’m a shot knitted unless it’s in the round.
I can't knit. Too many needles, & I can't figure out what to do w/ my left hand. But a hook? Yep. I can make anything w/ a hook & yarn.
Nice. I can’t do more than 2 straight needles or needles on a round.
My half-sister knits socks w/ 4-8 needles at a time. I have no idea how she even keeps track of it all. Her socks look like porcupines.
fedeColorTerror
A lot of kids are knitting and crocheting again nowadays. It's useful and relaxes.
CaptAJRimmer
Upvote for not calling it knitting.
copingcabana
Are you knit picking?
anonnymoosecommenter
Because she's clearly hooking
CaptainCanada1984
Upvote for not calling it finger pole vaulting.
edenknitty
Right?
degenerator
And for all the non-native English speakers out there, how do we pronounce "crocheting?"
trelf
PO-TA-TOES.
alexintheNT
Crow-shay- ing. It’s French originally I think, hence losing the t on the end in pronunciation
Crow-shay-ing
AlbiEU
Crow-shay-ing ....does that help? ?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Wassup ma knitter?
Yarnbomber
My knitta-bro!
PapaNurgleLovesYou
steve77777777
i know it's supposed to be his mustache but it just looks like he's a happy lil hitler
LabiaCrust
Not cool with the hard “r” there man. Knitta is the way
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Tbh it was a veteran move to bring the supplies just in case
thisismyimgurname
I’ve brought my supplies to Disney so I can crochet while my family rides some rides.
Zomkty
She's been through some shit.
fedmoney
To be fair, it's more entertaining than actually watching Kansas play football.
I always bring supplies. Though rn it’s a huge box cause I’m making plastic canvas mason jars for my gran & the box is easier to carry than
the easily torn plastic bag they came in
You do you booboo
We usually have a little something on hand. You know, like any drug addict. ;-)
I see that user name
Metallica93
But yours is fucking epic. +1 for the nerdy laugh.
PuppyDontCare
Also soothing like a drug, right?
plushmousy
I get ansty when i go too long with out my yarn
Sweaterbomb
Yup always yarn and knitting needles with me almost as panicky when I don't
Swissknees
College kids call it Rosé and Crochet. She's hammered.
hickchick19817
Haha I love this
goofgoose
I mean, she might just like crocheting
comette
Aka a stitch n bitch sesh
turkeyshavenosouls
Turns out I have things in common with college kids
Warbuckle15
You sound like ice-T on svu!!
astroxc
Are you Ice T from Law & Order?
gbombuh
Wait. So you’re telling me this dude gets off to little girls with pig tails? …Yeah Ice. This is the sex crime division…
xCygnusX1x
"that joint was laced with cat litter and soy sauce. Kids are calling it a brown Christmas"
marquettegoldeneagles
?
"When kids don't give a darn, they get off on the yarn"
ZeroCoolisCrashOverride
I’m surprised they let her in with the needles
I’ve brought my crochet hook on a plane before. It’s not sharp or pointed at the end. And only one is used at a time.
Elpie1536
Its a hook so not sharp. Knitting uses needles
It’s not knitting. Knitting is 2-6 needles. Crochet is one very blunt, not at all sharp, hook.
Typohime
some of the ultra teeny hooks are sharp but generally still allowed.
frogsnot
The TSA will let you carry that shit on a plane. I can't bring my emotional support whiskey, but grandma gets two fucking halberds, no probs
Rizandor
My buddy got through fine with a ziplock bag full of shooter bottles. Give that a try next time.
CritterrCatcher
You can bring your emotional support whiskey, you just have to buy many small ones.
I have three kids. I don't need to babysit a bunch more little ones.
+1 for emotional support whiskey
It's true, I brought mine on vacation. through like 3 airports. I had a bunch of hooks and sewing needles too, nobody said anything.
Last I checked it was plastic only or under like 3”.
kyoheilvr
I've brought like foot long metal #2s, which could do way more damage than someone's nail clippers.
https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/crochet-hooks Nope, any and all.
I brought some baby scissors and like 13 crochet hooks, nobody said anything
SteelDragonKiryu
That's cute. My mother had two pairs of 12in aluminum knitting needles free-floating in an open carry-on bag and not one person said a word.
dashboredconfessionalbear
Can’t take scissors on so I bring floss to use the blade as means of cutting the yarn. Finally, a use for floss.
sammielove28
You can take s scissors under 4 inches!
*3, I think, or it was when I checked a few months ago. Some places are different.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Honestly if they're going to ban knitting needles they need to include writing instruments because they're just as dangerous.
Aquilarden
Should probably just ban people and have it over with.
eflatmajor
A top tip in knitters’ circles is to pack your needles in a pencil case with other pens in your carry-on. Looks less suspect on the x-ray
bannedforbholerequests
Thanks for the tip, my knitta!
Throwawayconfession20
Why not?
melissark8424
RCJHKU
HarperValleyPTA
That’s also what people do when the game is a blow out and boring as hell.
ThePerro
She looks like she could be anywhere from 18 to 46
EroticZombiePants
This is what people in Kansas do for fun.
ElectricAura
Can confirm, I live in Kansas
TJ3027
BOOMER
zgbowie365
https://i.imgur.co
tarataqa
dem hips doe!
jamesrgod
Go Jayhawks!
Sutashi
I love KU & root for them every game. But damn they suck at football.
SmegmaMilkshake
Football has weather delays? Thought twas only for lightning
NachoPete
Weather delay for football‽ If it's not a tornado coming then they're weak AF.
Snausagebort
My nitta
DiarrheaCreampie
Bet she didn’t go to the Snoop Dogg concert
CaptGunpowder
I too get crochety during bad weather
mrbadxampl
I'd be pretty bored too if I was in kansas
LionsDragon
Well what the hell else is she supposed to do while she’s waiting? Works for games, doctor appointments, dial-up Internet....
TheRealFameus
She probably didn’t realize she was by herself until she looked up
TheOneThatGotBanned
Was at a Lindsey Sterling concert a weeks ago, some sitting was knitting doing it
Iwasanadventurerlikeyouonce
I love her so much!! Went to her concert last year, really hoping she comes back in town for her new album! She's an incredible performer!
TheOneThatGotBanned
first time I saw her, it was with the new album Artemis, I would not mind going to another one.
frombundytobundy
So College Football has budget for crowd cameras but the athletes don’t get paid? Now I understand that South Park episode.
njessup1992
ESPN article said the University of Georgia football team spent a total $600 million in three years, $50m/year in facilities alone
frombundytobundy
That’s mental.
njessup1992
And they run a profit(!)
MiasmaCorrigan
I wanna know what she's making, she seems nice :)
Harpy405
Boooooomer!
JackTheRippersBrotherHowie
wuts her imgur username
RoastedSalted
"Yes, Braylee, we saw you on the television, but really your father and I really just want to know if you're even trying to find a man."
airfonzo
I would be so happy to be with her, just quietly sitting next to her.
slakenbake
Yo...chill.
awholelotofnothin
Not being a huge sports fan, I would embroider in the bleachers. Most people don't notice.
YourMomsSidePiece
She's awfully young to be a grandmother already
SerenePrincess013
I was crocheting by age 4, bc my granny taught me when I was 2/3, depending on who's story you believe.
alpacasaurusrex
I was doing it around 8. Sewing at around 4. I’m a shot knitted unless it’s in the round.
SerenePrincess013
I can't knit. Too many needles, & I can't figure out what to do w/ my left hand. But a hook? Yep. I can make anything w/ a hook & yarn.
alpacasaurusrex
Nice. I can’t do more than 2 straight needles or needles on a round.
SerenePrincess013
My half-sister knits socks w/ 4-8 needles at a time. I have no idea how she even keeps track of it all. Her socks look like porcupines.
fedeColorTerror
A lot of kids are knitting and crocheting again nowadays. It's useful and relaxes.
CaptAJRimmer
Upvote for not calling it knitting.
copingcabana
Are you knit picking?
anonnymoosecommenter
Because she's clearly hooking
CaptainCanada1984
Upvote for not calling it finger pole vaulting.
edenknitty
Right?
degenerator
And for all the non-native English speakers out there, how do we pronounce "crocheting?"
trelf
PO-TA-TOES.
alexintheNT
Crow-shay- ing. It’s French originally I think, hence losing the t on the end in pronunciation
edenknitty
Crow-shay-ing
AlbiEU
Crow-shay-ing ....does that help? ?
TheRealGeorgeMcfly
Wassup ma knitter?
Yarnbomber
My knitta-bro!
PapaNurgleLovesYou
steve77777777
i know it's supposed to be his mustache but it just looks like he's a happy lil hitler
LabiaCrust
Not cool with the hard “r” there man. Knitta is the way
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
Tbh it was a veteran move to bring the supplies just in case
thisismyimgurname
I’ve brought my supplies to Disney so I can crochet while my family rides some rides.
Zomkty
She's been through some shit.
fedmoney
To be fair, it's more entertaining than actually watching Kansas play football.
alpacasaurusrex
I always bring supplies. Though rn it’s a huge box cause I’m making plastic canvas mason jars for my gran & the box is easier to carry than
alpacasaurusrex
the easily torn plastic bag they came in
Zomkty
You do you booboo
Yarnbomber
We usually have a little something on hand. You know, like any drug addict. ;-)
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I see that user name
Metallica93
But yours is fucking epic. +1 for the nerdy laugh.
PuppyDontCare
Also soothing like a drug, right?
plushmousy
I get ansty when i go too long with out my yarn
Sweaterbomb
Yup always yarn and knitting needles with me almost as panicky when I don't
Swissknees
College kids call it Rosé and Crochet. She's hammered.
hickchick19817
Haha I love this
goofgoose
I mean, she might just like crocheting
comette
Aka a stitch n bitch sesh
turkeyshavenosouls
Turns out I have things in common with college kids
Warbuckle15
You sound like ice-T on svu!!
astroxc
Are you Ice T from Law & Order?
gbombuh
Wait. So you’re telling me this dude gets off to little girls with pig tails? …Yeah Ice. This is the sex crime division…
xCygnusX1x
"that joint was laced with cat litter and soy sauce. Kids are calling it a brown Christmas"
marquettegoldeneagles
?
Swissknees
"When kids don't give a darn, they get off on the yarn"
ZeroCoolisCrashOverride
I’m surprised they let her in with the needles
thisismyimgurname
I’ve brought my crochet hook on a plane before. It’s not sharp or pointed at the end. And only one is used at a time.
Elpie1536
Its a hook so not sharp. Knitting uses needles
alpacasaurusrex
It’s not knitting. Knitting is 2-6 needles. Crochet is one very blunt, not at all sharp, hook.
Typohime
some of the ultra teeny hooks are sharp but generally still allowed.
frogsnot
The TSA will let you carry that shit on a plane. I can't bring my emotional support whiskey, but grandma gets two fucking halberds, no probs
Rizandor
My buddy got through fine with a ziplock bag full of shooter bottles. Give that a try next time.
CritterrCatcher
You can bring your emotional support whiskey, you just have to buy many small ones.
frogsnot
I have three kids. I don't need to babysit a bunch more little ones.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
+1 for emotional support whiskey
MiasmaCorrigan
It's true, I brought mine on vacation. through like 3 airports. I had a bunch of hooks and sewing needles too, nobody said anything.
alpacasaurusrex
Last I checked it was plastic only or under like 3”.
kyoheilvr
I've brought like foot long metal #2s, which could do way more damage than someone's nail clippers.
frogsnot
https://www.tsa.gov/travel/security-screening/whatcanibring/items/crochet-hooks Nope, any and all.
MiasmaCorrigan
I brought some baby scissors and like 13 crochet hooks, nobody said anything
SteelDragonKiryu
That's cute. My mother had two pairs of 12in aluminum knitting needles free-floating in an open carry-on bag and not one person said a word.
dashboredconfessionalbear
Can’t take scissors on so I bring floss to use the blade as means of cutting the yarn. Finally, a use for floss.
sammielove28
You can take s scissors under 4 inches!
MiasmaCorrigan
*3, I think, or it was when I checked a few months ago. Some places are different.
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Honestly if they're going to ban knitting needles they need to include writing instruments because they're just as dangerous.
Aquilarden
Should probably just ban people and have it over with.
eflatmajor
A top tip in knitters’ circles is to pack your needles in a pencil case with other pens in your carry-on. Looks less suspect on the x-ray
bannedforbholerequests
Thanks for the tip, my knitta!