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SpammaJamma
As he should. No cutting.
BigKyri
Sorry sir the credit card machine is broken unless you have Apple Pay...
amidoingthisrightdog
Fake: person. I'm front of bill is buying windows 10. Behind them both is clippy w a gun.
BoopedYourSnoot
Clippy: Looks like you're trying to buy me a burger, Bill.
TheSpectacularNakedFlyingBeefBowlRobotsfromtheSouthsideofKronos
10 dollars??? That's outrageous.
HappyClamsters
People always take my picture when I’m standing in line like a normal citizen too.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I’m guessing by now he’s used to it
SacOllier
Like a normal citizen, with some random dude taking creeper shots...
Beatmosphere
Still?
PlebGeneral
He once estimated a frozen pizza to cost 30$ in an interview
OdeToBouncer
Not pictured: Nine security guys and three up armored SUVs.
BobbyFish3r
S'actly
hangLewZ
And?
humanauction
An oldie but a goodie for sure! Even if it turned out to be a contrived PR stunt I still love this photo
NR97420
Bill Gates must love Dick's
redrexlion
It's even better if you know he's about to pay a nickle extra for ketchup
MellifluousJoker
Bill Waits.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
For Bill's Plates.
getridofTheSeaword
Ugh, gross. +1
Your username. I love it.
Thank you! Most people do not get it
zmanjace733
I thought it was Tom Waits. Does Bill Waits make weird blues music too?
430pm
smiled. thank you
Spoofbot
Too much longer makes Bill Lates
JCrashB
Still longer and Bill Hates.
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
Just waiting to become Bill Ates.
icantheicanoclast
Let us not mess with Bill fates
sharkhugs
It wouldn’t be one of his best Bill Traits
Nalianna
no, Tom Waits.
ciscoak90
He probaly loves randos taking pics of him peopleing out in the wild.
Babybunz
Are we supposed to be impressed
FrankPembleton
Has this person never heard of anime and the people who like it?
KaiserWilhelmII
I recognize that as the Dick’s Burgers near the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle. The yellow building is a cool old record store.
hopdog
Tower records?
dxdifr
Register crashes...bill gates tells them to reboot
WillemHellfire
BSOD
CoxZuckerMachine
Wow that's so....inspiring?
I forgot he evolved from the same set of monkeys as me for a second, thought he was repto-marsupial, thanks OP lol
grandslamdolf
He makes more while waiting for a burger than I make in a month. Hell maybe a year.
louster
Probably more like a lifetime.
Lowestscoreever
Ask him why copy and paste in MS Words change font of the pasted text.
Stanistani
You're not picking the 'A' option in the ribbon. You also get a popup at the paste site which gives you a second chance to get it right.
Thought "copy" was self-explanatory. Guess it means differently to Microsoft. The second option never works.
I'm not a fan of Word, but it's much improved from five years ago.
armandraynal
There's copy and paste with or without formatting, you want to do it without formatting. Ditch microsoft software anyway, use libreoffice.
n0n53n53
This is at Dick's. Dick's is the place were the cool hang out. The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout.
NarutoSexyJutsu
Everyone should wait in line for a bag of Dick's
clamdriver
Must be one hell of a burger.
ballpeenX
They are pretty ordinary. Local institution tho
WARHAMMER405
Even Sir Mix-A-Lot gave them a shout-out in the song Posse On Broadway.
bogun
Good, cheap as hell, and no special requests
ShawnS0l0
Everyone waits for dicks
GreenMountainFalls
Just out of the photo is his 8 Person Special Ops Security Team.
UnicornSausage
This.. I worked at his foundation a long time ago. The only time I saw him in the building, he had goons.
Mistamuthafuka
You know who won't wait in line? Jerry Seinfeld. He refused to get in a soup kitchen style line at Los Quatros Milpas and ate elsewhere.
He missed out.
JadeNB1729
NO SOUP FOR JERRY!
Mazan
And that's perfectly fine with me. For a second I thought you were gonna say that he cut the line or something shitty like that :)
azazyel
Dicks is the place where the cool hang out, the Swass like to play and the Rick flaunt clout
Mooseman1991
Translation?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QElKVs56z48
RightTurnClyde
Posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in two'sWe're getting dirty looks from those other sucker crews..
*Rich flaunt clout
/a/grbyzyZ
justbob806
Well, he is a "normal citizen"...
ScreamedVoid
He can single-handedly undermine the Gov't apparatus by donating huge sums of money to charter schools that teach his preferred curriculum.
That ain't no "citizen."
hetnkik999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_higXixRA
vezlys
I was thinking of posting this. I wonder if he'd question it if they told him the burger was $30.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
he don't pay taxes like a normal citizen...
Mikesabeast
Hes free to pay as much as he wants, no one is stopping him from giving them a billion a year
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
He's a citizen...
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
no he's not, have you seen him jump over a chair from a standing position? HE IS A GOD!
rinnyshinnyshinnyshoebank11
Sounds like something Bill Gates would say.
OlaphOfTheNorth
He doesn't ever even have to consider a situation arising where he has to worry about any problem that can be resolved with money. He's not.
Piptulia
So what are Beyoncé, the Kardashian’s and Tom Cruise? : )
palmo
Lizard people
Mockingbirb
Annoying?
ColdestOne
I bet Bloomberg isn't out waiting in a line himself to get a burger from a peasant's shop
heartlessninja6
Dude could be worse for the human race than the Coronavirus.
MrMattster
No, he would send a lackey to get him a burger
audioknob
Bill Gates for Prez
LazySpider
He’s busy trying to make THE WORLD better, not the country
Bill Gates for president of the world
SaraFourImgur
I doubt pheasants make very good burgers.
Zigor22
Bernie has three houses. He’s just as guilty of being the 1%.
DagrMine
And your point is?
They are modest and he paid them off with his salary and book money. He worked for his money. 2-3mil is not outrageous for someone his age.
dailycupofjoe
"That's $5.68 sir" ... "Hmm, do you have change for a Porsche"
paulzballz
You mean change for a yacht cuz he literally just bought one the other week
favouriteforscience
Wrong. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/technology-51446663
Applepotamus
O11i3
HA! Currently sat on the can. The laugh this comment made me do forced a nugget of poop to fly out
CatatonicCowMoo
Gross lol
testmanagement
Taycan!
blackrasputin
ztygs
Touché.
DarkBusterBaron
You know some guy walked in pulled it off the wall and ate it.
iDrawStuff
"All I have is Wallingford." "We're in Wallingford, sir." "Well, there you go!"
ElPresidente99
ScottPerri
Just think, in the time it takes him to get dressed he makes enough money to buy a couple hundred outfits.
indigoroyalblue
He's too rich to deal with "Change:
TupacAintDead
Gold bar
theweezel69
Naw. He is friends with Buffett. He would pull out a coupon and get the price lower.
KrisKilo
He does not have one, not any more...
REDS1X
Doesn't he drive and old Tacoma?
g011um
Just bought himself an electric Porsche. Elon got all pissy and butthurt about it on Twitter
Good for him. Bill seems like he is a pretty chill guy.
eathotdog
Do you think he says porsch-uhhh or porsche
GeraltzRivii
Por-shuh https://www.porschefremont.com/how-to-pronounce-porsche/
neil137
he says "hoopdey"
anergia
I think he says «Toyota corolla».
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
He says p-wagon
TylerNahirniak
Read it in his Kermit like voice lol
ScreamingGreenFrog
He pronounces it as a plural
dawggunner
If you can afford to buy the entire company you can say it however you want to
AMRIV
"Poor Sek He"
Counterfit
Dude imported a 959 into the US, he definitely uses two syllables
PatrikLilja
If I was really rich I would buy a red Porsche. Then if someone asked me what type of car I had, I would say: "a red car".
Billis75
"And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia... he said 'why did he name her after a car?'"
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Angry German ?
I think he drives a standard car actually
PeterMerkin
Define "standard car".
Never mind, he collects Porsches, I thought he drove something like a sedan or a Ford Focus
He had a minivan for his family car. It's adorable.
Ratiofarming
He had a 959, several 911 Turbo and now owns a Porsche Taycan. Probably has others, too. But those are all confirmed.
rushingnothing
He's pretty intelligent so probably Porsh-uh like it's supposed to be pronounced.
nope, in a recent interview where he talked about the Taycan he just bought he said it the American way
Mr131313
In Germany we say Porsche! not porsch
SaphirasSexDoll
Soooo... "PAW-SHUH"?
agermanguy
No that would be Peugeot
PAS R Sheh
PAW R Sheh
MakeCorruptionIllegalAgain
Exactly
LickFury
He says it the correct way...
Nope, in a recent interview he said as American and wrong as you possibly could.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
I found the diplomat
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Porche-uhhhhhhhhh&hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ThanksSir
v
Dusseldwarf
Jif
nine eleven
Fn0rd
If you want to pronounce it German (country of origin) call it Porsh-Eh (eh like the sound in meh)
Jinxer13
The correct way would be one of the two options presented above. You're very welcome friend!
I always find myself flopping between the two.
MrNlceGuy
Porsch-uh its german
SpammaJamma
As he should. No cutting.
BigKyri
Sorry sir the credit card machine is broken unless you have Apple Pay...
amidoingthisrightdog
Fake: person. I'm front of bill is buying windows 10. Behind them both is clippy w a gun.
BoopedYourSnoot
Clippy: Looks like you're trying to buy me a burger, Bill.
TheSpectacularNakedFlyingBeefBowlRobotsfromtheSouthsideofKronos
10 dollars??? That's outrageous.
HappyClamsters
People always take my picture when I’m standing in line like a normal citizen too.
BrazilianThunderPanda
I’m guessing by now he’s used to it
SacOllier
Like a normal citizen, with some random dude taking creeper shots...
Beatmosphere
Still?
PlebGeneral
He once estimated a frozen pizza to cost 30$ in an interview
OdeToBouncer
Not pictured: Nine security guys and three up armored SUVs.
BobbyFish3r
S'actly
hangLewZ
And?
humanauction
An oldie but a goodie for sure! Even if it turned out to be a contrived PR stunt I still love this photo
NR97420
Bill Gates must love Dick's
redrexlion
It's even better if you know he's about to pay a nickle extra for ketchup
MellifluousJoker
Bill Waits.
MackdomblesDarbleChaiseBarga
For Bill's Plates.
getridofTheSeaword
Ugh, gross. +1
MellifluousJoker
Your username. I love it.
getridofTheSeaword
Thank you! Most people do not get it
zmanjace733
I thought it was Tom Waits. Does Bill Waits make weird blues music too?
430pm
smiled. thank you
Spoofbot
Too much longer makes Bill Lates
JCrashB
Still longer and Bill Hates.
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
Just waiting to become Bill Ates.
icantheicanoclast
Let us not mess with Bill fates
sharkhugs
It wouldn’t be one of his best Bill Traits
Nalianna
no, Tom Waits.
ciscoak90
He probaly loves randos taking pics of him peopleing out in the wild.
Babybunz
Are we supposed to be impressed
FrankPembleton
Has this person never heard of anime and the people who like it?
KaiserWilhelmII
I recognize that as the Dick’s Burgers near the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle. The yellow building is a cool old record store.
hopdog
Tower records?
dxdifr
Register crashes...bill gates tells them to reboot
WillemHellfire
BSOD
CoxZuckerMachine
Wow that's so....inspiring?
CoxZuckerMachine
I forgot he evolved from the same set of monkeys as me for a second, thought he was repto-marsupial, thanks OP lol
hopdog
grandslamdolf
He makes more while waiting for a burger than I make in a month. Hell maybe a year.
louster
Probably more like a lifetime.
Lowestscoreever
Ask him why copy and paste in MS Words change font of the pasted text.
Stanistani
You're not picking the 'A' option in the ribbon. You also get a popup at the paste site which gives you a second chance to get it right.
Lowestscoreever
Thought "copy" was self-explanatory. Guess it means differently to Microsoft. The second option never works.
Stanistani
I'm not a fan of Word, but it's much improved from five years ago.
armandraynal
There's copy and paste with or without formatting, you want to do it without formatting. Ditch microsoft software anyway, use libreoffice.
n0n53n53
This is at Dick's. Dick's is the place were the cool hang out. The swass like to play and the rich flaunt clout.
NarutoSexyJutsu
Everyone should wait in line for a bag of Dick's
clamdriver
Must be one hell of a burger.
ballpeenX
They are pretty ordinary. Local institution tho
WARHAMMER405
Even Sir Mix-A-Lot gave them a shout-out in the song Posse On Broadway.
bogun
Good, cheap as hell, and no special requests
ShawnS0l0
Everyone waits for dicks
GreenMountainFalls
Just out of the photo is his 8 Person Special Ops Security Team.
UnicornSausage
This.. I worked at his foundation a long time ago. The only time I saw him in the building, he had goons.
Mistamuthafuka
You know who won't wait in line? Jerry Seinfeld. He refused to get in a soup kitchen style line at Los Quatros Milpas and ate elsewhere.
Stanistani
He missed out.
JadeNB1729
NO SOUP FOR JERRY!
Mazan
And that's perfectly fine with me. For a second I thought you were gonna say that he cut the line or something shitty like that :)
azazyel
Dicks is the place where the cool hang out, the Swass like to play and the Rick flaunt clout
Mooseman1991
Translation?
azazyel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QElKVs56z48
RightTurnClyde
Posse to the burger stand, so big we walk in two's
We're getting dirty looks from those other sucker crews..
azazyel
*Rich flaunt clout
hopdog
/a/grbyzyZ
justbob806
Well, he is a "normal citizen"...
ScreamedVoid
He can single-handedly undermine the Gov't apparatus by donating huge sums of money to charter schools that teach his preferred curriculum.
ScreamedVoid
That ain't no "citizen."
hetnkik999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad_higXixRA
vezlys
I was thinking of posting this. I wonder if he'd question it if they told him the burger was $30.
ishouldprobablybeplayingpokemonATM
he don't pay taxes like a normal citizen...
Mikesabeast
Hes free to pay as much as he wants, no one is stopping him from giving them a billion a year
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
He's a citizen...
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
no he's not, have you seen him jump over a chair from a standing position? HE IS A GOD!
rinnyshinnyshinnyshoebank11
Sounds like something Bill Gates would say.
OlaphOfTheNorth
He doesn't ever even have to consider a situation arising where he has to worry about any problem that can be resolved with money. He's not.
Piptulia
So what are Beyoncé, the Kardashian’s and Tom Cruise? : )
palmo
Lizard people
Mockingbirb
Annoying?
ColdestOne
I bet Bloomberg isn't out waiting in a line himself to get a burger from a peasant's shop
heartlessninja6
Dude could be worse for the human race than the Coronavirus.
MrMattster
No, he would send a lackey to get him a burger
audioknob
Bill Gates for Prez
LazySpider
He’s busy trying to make THE WORLD better, not the country
audioknob
Bill Gates for president of the world
SaraFourImgur
I doubt pheasants make very good burgers.
Zigor22
Bernie has three houses. He’s just as guilty of being the 1%.
DagrMine
And your point is?
ColdestOne
They are modest and he paid them off with his salary and book money. He worked for his money. 2-3mil is not outrageous for someone his age.
dailycupofjoe
"That's $5.68 sir" ... "Hmm, do you have change for a Porsche"
paulzballz
You mean change for a yacht cuz he literally just bought one the other week
favouriteforscience
Wrong. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/technology-51446663
Applepotamus
O11i3
HA! Currently sat on the can. The laugh this comment made me do forced a nugget of poop to fly out
CatatonicCowMoo
Gross lol
testmanagement
Taycan!
blackrasputin
Applepotamus
ztygs
Touché.
DarkBusterBaron
You know some guy walked in pulled it off the wall and ate it.
iDrawStuff
"All I have is Wallingford." "We're in Wallingford, sir." "Well, there you go!"
ElPresidente99
ScottPerri
Just think, in the time it takes him to get dressed he makes enough money to buy a couple hundred outfits.
indigoroyalblue
He's too rich to deal with "Change:
TupacAintDead
Gold bar
theweezel69
Naw. He is friends with Buffett. He would pull out a coupon and get the price lower.
KrisKilo
He does not have one, not any more...
REDS1X
Doesn't he drive and old Tacoma?
g011um
Just bought himself an electric Porsche. Elon got all pissy and butthurt about it on Twitter
REDS1X
Good for him. Bill seems like he is a pretty chill guy.
eathotdog
Do you think he says porsch-uhhh or porsche
GeraltzRivii
Por-shuh https://www.porschefremont.com/how-to-pronounce-porsche/
neil137
he says "hoopdey"
anergia
I think he says «Toyota corolla».
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
He says p-wagon
TylerNahirniak
Read it in his Kermit like voice lol
ScreamingGreenFrog
He pronounces it as a plural
dawggunner
If you can afford to buy the entire company you can say it however you want to
AMRIV
"Poor Sek He"
Counterfit
Dude imported a 959 into the US, he definitely uses two syllables
PatrikLilja
If I was really rich I would buy a red Porsche. Then if someone asked me what type of car I had, I would say: "a red car".
Billis75
"And when he heard your daughter's name was Portia... he said 'why did he name her after a car?'"
iamtheeggmaniamthewalrusiamjohnlennon
Angry German ?
LazySpider
I think he drives a standard car actually
PeterMerkin
Define "standard car".
LazySpider
Never mind, he collects Porsches, I thought he drove something like a sedan or a Ford Focus
PeterMerkin
He had a minivan for his family car. It's adorable.
Ratiofarming
He had a 959, several 911 Turbo and now owns a Porsche Taycan. Probably has others, too. But those are all confirmed.
rushingnothing
He's pretty intelligent so probably Porsh-uh like it's supposed to be pronounced.
Ratiofarming
nope, in a recent interview where he talked about the Taycan he just bought he said it the American way
Mr131313
In Germany we say Porsche! not porsch
SaphirasSexDoll
Soooo... "PAW-SHUH"?
agermanguy
No that would be Peugeot
Mr131313
PAS R Sheh
Mr131313
PAW R Sheh
MakeCorruptionIllegalAgain
Exactly
LickFury
He says it the correct way...
Ratiofarming
Nope, in a recent interview he said as American and wrong as you possibly could.
physicsisalwaysrelevant
I found the diplomat
Mayonnaisetaskforce
Porche-uhhhhhhhhh&hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ThanksSir
Dusseldwarf
Jif
Applepotamus
nine eleven
GeraltzRivii
Por-shuh https://www.porschefremont.com/how-to-pronounce-porsche/
Fn0rd
If you want to pronounce it German (country of origin) call it Porsh-Eh (eh like the sound in meh)
Jinxer13
The correct way would be one of the two options presented above. You're very welcome friend!
SaphirasSexDoll
I always find myself flopping between the two.
MrNlceGuy
Porsch-uh its german