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CanIHaveThisUsername24
Would the snap have worked on deadpool?
randomgibberish
God I still tear up when I think of that scene
3654798521
I just want to know WHERE IS MADAME WEB!
HashtagDadJokes
Anyone would be happy to get out of the Ultimate universe.
firecloud42
It’s not what he says but how long it took him to turn to dust verse the others
GalacticToast17
As if I didn't need to cry about him any more than I do already
MosEisleyPhotography
#1 Boys the same age died on the beaches of Normandy saying the same thing. You can be brave enough to face death, but still not want to go.
Redhedgehog915
GCRust
Going to be honest, Ultimate Spidey's death read like a comic book death. Tom Holland's Spidey acted like a real person would.
vorodar
Gee, I wonder why it seems like a comic book death...
AnimatedASMR
stenwhik
900 year old... https://i.giphy.com/media/ezDAzKCksdZzW/giphy.gif
Isorikk
Bro check your notifications, good lord
idontwannagomrstark
He also says I’m sorry cause tony told him “if you died I feel like that’s on me” Tom Holland was a great choice still miss Toby tho
Brocktooon
He "didn't listen"?
Kangadilla
Stark told him to go home, and he hitched a ride to Titan instead. Thus why Peter said "I'm sorry" before fully dusting away.
Brocktooon
But we would have been dusted anyway...?
Kangadilla
Most likely, but that is why Peter felt to himself that he was responsible and as if he had failed Mr. Stark and all the people who dusted.
syntaxxor
Stan Lee had said that Tom was his vision for the MCU Spiderman
BootyistheTruestFormofArt
Worst of all by feeling like he failed at his responsibility, he failed Uncle Ben.
getotterhere
CosmicTeapot
OMG no...
getotterhere
Cutlazz
Fook sake none of them are dead chill.
Kangadilla
"I'm sorry".... those words and the look on Tony Starks face is what got me.
01513169
WTH Op!? I was just beginning to move on from infinity wars. And now you brought back all this pain. I’m not crying! You’re crying!
Wellshiet
Or...you know....how fucking ANYONE reacts to suddenly dying. Nobody goes out with a Hollywood Action Hero one-liner, sadly.
leperoutcastunclean
The ones that actually do go out like that are almost certainly doing it just to make it easier on everyone else. "He was a joker, right 1/?
leperoutcastunclean
to the last," that sort of thing. Putting on a brave face, acting like they're not absolutely terrified, to save their friends and 2/?
leperoutcastunclean
family the pain of watching them die terrified. Probably because they've seen a friend die just like that, in terror and despair. That 3/?
leperoutcastunclean
or there was only one person present and they're lying about how the end went; I'm the only person alive who knows how my mother's 4/?
leperoutcastunclean
father died, and I will lie to the rest of the family about it until the day I die; they don't need to know. /I/ wish I didn't know. 5/5
Exowe
Looks like I'm done here, see you in hell! *put sunglasses and die
Slander7
"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something." -Pancho Villa. And before someone ACTUALLYs me, I know it's probably fake.
VesuvianPrime
Are people really complaining that different variations on a character are different?
SprinklesMckitten
https://youtu.be/2n3xoii9ZAw
thankgodfordeaddinosaurs
That's pretty standard.
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
I think it’s more that by explaining the context, 2 different responses are still accurate to the character
efhawthorne
Welcome to the internet
vorodar
*fandom
Frogapus
You should hear the neckbeard bristling over Thor and lady Thor.
vorodar
In fairness, I'm not deep into comics but I don't get the "lady Thor" name. Thor is a *name*, so "Lady Thor" sounds like his wife.
Frogapus
It's not her name, honestly. She's Thor, but she's often dubbed that to clarify between her and the Odinson.
Dekartz
But she's not Thor. Because that's his name not a title like Captain America. None of the other wielders of the hammer ever just adopted -
DenverCoderIX
Tbh, female!Thor is a steaming pile of bullshit. Marvel comics died they day the shifted all their efforts to please tumblirinas.
The6thLexicon
Yup. Giant publishing company totally gone for wanting to be more inclusive. Horrific /s
GuessWho7197
The fact that she had villains surrender to her simply because she was a girl and they "respected what she was doing" made me stop caring.
jjm152
Since they made that change they lost a huge amount of market share to D.C. They are hemorrhaging money due to their poor editorial choices.
wanderingsibyl
That’s not just how a kid would react. If y’all think you wouldn’t be a little bitch when you’re about to disappear forever then 1/
wanderingsibyl
you’re just straight up a narcissist idiot. I realize these are superheroes but part of the MCU is the depiction of superheroes 2/
wanderingsibyl
with very human flaws and emotions. 3/3
FrearOfNatuke
I feel like they are debating the Talmud. Crazy.
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
The only difference is that non-religious fandoms are fully aware that their sacred texts are fictional :)
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
But other than that, yeah. I've often said that religions are just over-the-top nerdy fandoms obsessed with supernatural fiction.
ComicShop
There's also the fact that anyone who knows marvel knows they're coming back, so writers used the baby superhero for some cheap tears.
killerfirefly
It's worse because his spider sense can feel it coming too, so he's terrified because he knows he's dying, but he can't do anything.
Jonnoatpeace
Omg
Fizzledrizzle69
Oh fuck, I forgot about his senses
MagnorCriol
My wife pointed this out to me, I didn’t think of it at first. But yeah, his head must’ve been SCREAMING at him in those last moments.
ThatTransformersDude
His spider-sense is powerful as hell, tying him to the web of life
keyonne
In the comics he also has a slight healing factor so if they followed that t also killed him slower.
TheFakeRickSanchez
Yeah this was the reply to this comment the last time this comment was posted to this repost
keyonne
Well it wasn’t me, as I wasn’t aware this was a repost
trinitx360
Grillparzer
You mean his "Peter-Tingle."
SendLewdss
Everyone says that but is it true
RedJacketHero
Yeah, everyone else disappeared before they knew what was happening. He was freaking out before he started disintegrating.
SendLewdss
Yeah but maybe it was just to make the scene work. Is it confirmed that it's his spidey sense
RedJacketHero
What do you mean confirmed? Yes he has spidey sense in the movies.
SendLewdss
How would that let him know that Thanos is gonna snap his fingers
Elliottdean101
We also forget that because his spider sense has warned him, his accelerated healing is probably in over drive. That’s why he fades slower
finnsto
https://www.thewrap.com/avengers-infinity-war-heres-why-spider-man-took-longer-to-disappear-than-everyone-else
Crowlands
People forget he has a healing factor. And he can break fists by not rolling with punches. And he can juggle cars. Spiderman is badass.
Radix865
The younger spidey can't juggle cars, could barely lift one. I remember it being mentioned somewhere that that his powers matured with him.
keyonne
Imagine of Deadpool got dusted. We would have an ethereal angry half dead dusting mercenary running around.
BaconLord49
*left arm fades* "What the fuck man. That was a serious dick move"
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I’m pretty sure it would basically play out like it did in DP2.
Switchlight
Would deadpool even die after being dusted?
keyonne
No that’s what I’m saying. He would just be walking around with dust falling/flying off his body
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
But healing has nothing to do with it, does it? I thought they were just erased from existence with their souls being put into the stone.
Switchlight
I can totally see that
agermanguy
Can we not have the smart adult spider man like in the comics ? Are we doomed to see the first two years of spider man?
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
We just saw his final two years in the MCU. What more do you want?
agermanguy
HughLaurie
I grew up reading Spider Man comics where he was an adult so I'm fairly annoyed that we're on the third iteration of high school Spider Man.
RexLion
Same. So there's at least two of us.
imgonnahitthebreaksandhellflyrightby
I want a scene with an old man Logan and a late 40s peter sitting in Queens eating pizza
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
Spider verse is gonna have late 30s Parker eating greasy Greek food, so sorta close
Frogapus
Into the Spiderverse is going to have that. Adult Peter Parker mentoring Miles Morales.
GCRust
Yes, since that is what Marvel decree Spiderman be forever more. I'm surprised there hasn't been a new deal with the devil to deage him.
FBIhere
The PS4 game has him 8 years into his career. So, he's still young, but he's definitely past his school years.
Bakseed
It was fucking retarded how he was so damn poor and the cops still didn't trust him. Eight god damn years.
Dekartz
Wat. He works with the cops regularly throughout the game.
Jaron58
Thank you
PuppetGamer
That you want to see in the MCU 2/2
lordFaceGuyBanditZ
I heard that’s the idea. By the 3rd movie he’ll be an intern at the Daily Bugle and such
PuppetGamer
Well marvel finally got a hold again to do Spider-Man so maybe they will use Tom as long as they can and we can watch become the parker 1/2
Dagordae
Yes. Quesada HATES character development. That’s why One More Day happened, he doesn’t want the character to grow in any way.
Dekartz
It definitely wasn't because the character was being increasingly written into a corner. Nope
Dagordae
What corner? And how does stripping him of decades of character development and destroying his most iconic motivation help? Plus Quesada was
Dekartz
Tell me this: How is sacrificing the thing in his life that makes him the happiest because he feels responsible for getting his aunt killed
Dekartz
Out of character for Spider-Man?
Dagordae
pretty clear, he did not want Parker to grow and change. He wanted him to stay the exact same as when Q was a kid. Which went over poorly.
Qualtagh
I think it's wise of Marvel to try to get a great teenage Spider Man locked down. Now they can use him to branch the universe over many 1/2
Qualtagh
years to come, and we can see the character grow up. While a lot of the other core actors are stepping out, they need a new core. 2/2
agermanguy
Good point !
leaveit2
Many what?!?!?! I have to know
Qualtagh
over many halves of course!
vorodar
Over many pieces of toast. They are cannibals.
tanebou
Tom Holland really was a superb choice for Spider-Man. He's SO good in the role.
thisgoesto11
And in Infinity War you saw that perfect blend of excitement that he was part of the team, and determination to do the best he could.
derschweiz
Perfect blend of cheeky and innocent.
CorneliusCornwall
And no offense to toby but no premature old face
surprisemotherfuckers
He's properly baby-faced
DemonicCarnage
It's even better when you realize he has no idea what he is doing, like legit no idea they stopped giving him details cause he talks to much
anonynouslywaiting91
And the cluelessness makes it so much better a performance because Spider-Man always seems kinda lost and pin point atst
fen4
Took them long enough to cast the right person.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yep. He's a great wisecracker, and a really good nervous, awkward goofball.
thefatlonelyjew
It's almost like Marvel is incredibly good at what they do
FrellingFarbot
Unpopular Opinion: He was just okay at best.
OhNoBannedAgain
I agree but to be fair, the bar was super low.
PlantainSuperNova
Can do both. 2/2
MackieStaggie
Maguire was a decent Parker, just not a great Spidey, while Garfield was a very decent Spidey, but a poor Parker. Holland has nailed both.
PlantainSuperNova
I mean you had maguire who was a good Spider-Man but a bad Peter Parker, and Garfield who was a good peter but a boring Spider-Man. Tom 1/2
Oscarwildebastardson
Deformedbaby
Perfect response
LooseyGooseyBrett
He sucked
GoofyGoobers
I know but he is still my og spidey
MnightShariaLaw
No u
gayerthanacavscout
And so hot.
Mugz
Oooh my God.
Bakseed
Hot guy picture? Let's make a creepy comment.
gayerthanacavscout
It’s creepy to call a hot guy hot now? When did this happen? Have you asked around, because everyone I know would love to be called hot.
PlantainSuperNova
Oh stfu. This site is fucking gross when it comes to women.
JohnCheshirsky
I am a straight guy, but boy am I gay for Tom Holland
Mugz
Exowe
Tom' pretty young we try not to sexualize him
gayerthanacavscout
He’s 22, dude.
Exowe
I know, I was quoting Community, in which the girl that the original quote is aiming at, is also an adult.
tanebou
Sorry, I've not watched Community.
tanebou
Tom Holland is in his early 20s. We can fantasize all we like.
Youcanbekittycat2000orwhatever
tanebou
SO hot. And have you seen that butt?
gayerthanacavscout
It’s my favorite part! Just makes your... personality... twitch.
bicuriositykilledthiscat
Have you seen him dance??!!!! Umbrella was what did it for me!
tanebou
Yeah, he's trained in dancing. He was a stage actor 1st.
bicuriositykilledthiscat
Some conflicting info out there regarding that. I’ve read that he started with ballet at 10, moved onto a dance school where he performed /1
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Think of how many young soldiers have said those exact words.
loganlobo
You just reminded me. I’m gonna go take a bath with my toaster
GCRust
I sense vigorous nodding from the World War I dead.
Bananabeanie
Goddamn :/
CrotchRunner5000
Whoa, whoa, slow down..im on my first cup to coffee, pal
EmCeeMiNacion
People trying to humanize a fictitious character and when it gets to reality “hey buddy, I can’t handle that”.
keyblader1985
Because if we truly put fictional characters on the same level as real people, then we'd stop watching fiction because it's too much.
DontWorryImNotDan
Soldiers are the real super heros
kojenk
I imagine it would list right after "This isn't supposed to be happening"
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Don’t forget just plain old “What happened?” So many die shocked and confused, not even aware it’s coming.
margaretolson
bruh....
Nopeslayer
And they knew they would die....Gallipoli...
FRESHDRAGONMEAT
F word
IndigoWendigo
And yet they care only about a fictional one.
fluhatinrapper
And for what? When will we stop being such assholes to each other?
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
When they'll give a war and nobody will come.
TossMeABeer
Were it so easy
TheTearyOnion
Those exact words to Mr Stark
vorodar
Considering Stark's father did stuff for the military - then probably "yes" in-universe.
LuckyWristbands
Do you just get off on ruining people's mornings?
Treybetrey
ArtemisAetheria
*typing with one hand* Do you not?
chaosundivided
Vespy
It's very important that people get reminded of what's awful. Keeps priorities right.
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
MrKomisiripala
Can’t lie. This is truth. Also think about those who died in accidents not knowing. Or even worse, dogs... at the vet >
MrKomisiripala
Maybe they think by dying they’re letting us down. and now I’ve gone and fucked myself up. Fuck.
DemSumBigAssRidges
Oh, that gives me an idea for a mocking Instagram post!
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
If I got your attention. watch "the seminal tragedy" from extra credits channel on youtube. Just as a reminder of how pointless wars can be.
ultradongle
My brother in law said he had to lie to a kid that was about 19 that his mom was on her way as he bled out because he kept asking for her.
lowkeywizdumb
Fuck dude
igamingidol
That is the best way I guess. And dann,
igamingidol
Damn, your bro in law must have steel nerves
Cereaza
Or hundreds of years ago, how many lay dying in a field with no one to listen.
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Worse, the number of them whilst dying surrounded by others, nothing to hear but the groans, gasps and sobs of dying men.
Cereaza
Laying for hours, bleeding out, as the groans turn to silence, waiting your turn. So many young men...
Selerox
You really want that? Listen to Dan Carlin's podcast series "Blueprint for Armageddon". World War 1's trenches have that in spades...
SayWhatYouMeanMeanWhatYouSay
Want it? No, I don’t want it at all, I was just theorizing on the sort of things commonly heard in such final moments.
Ninjafromnorway
Pretty good podcast. Listened to him during my hour long commute.
Cereaza
It's just a history of WW1? A dramatic "recreation"? Whats it about/whats its take?
Selerox
It's effectively telling the story of the conflict, using historical sources. It's not a dramatic recreation, as it's just Carlin speaking.