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HillOfBeans
“Psychological TrusTruct”
finetoroastasimamarshmallow
Fff
LiarLiarPantsUntier
No deal. I am brain. i control the chemicals!
walutschi
That's why I don't talk to others.
WeAreTheRobots
I don't think he ever said that. Plus he can be a real asshole to people.
Sokonomi
If other peoples fun is ruining my fun, ill make it my mission to ruin theirs and then some.
Willowknowsall
Haters gon hate!
blainetog
Look, I'm not saying we necessarily need to cancel Jim Carrey or anything, but we shouldn't treat any anti-vaxer as a source of zen wisdom.
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blainetog
Buddy, I don't know or care whether he said this. Either way, the meme is presenting it as the kind of wisdom we should expect of him.
cactuskid1956
I am looking for it, and I agree with Jim
dcjunkee
Don't yuck someone else's yum!
RichardPicture
EtanEngedy
In other words, watch your own bobber.
Nunyajonesinc
You know what helps in the search for happiness Jim? Money.... Now shut the fuck up
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Nunyajonesinc
There's this thing called a sense of humor. Humans used to possess it, you should go read about it on Wikipedia.
OMGamIImguringCorrectly
Shut up you anti-vax nutjob.
or0b0ur0s
Tell my mother. Difficulty: 80 years of inertia means you can't convince someone they're ever even slightly wrong about anything.
MrBobSaget
Jim Carrey never said this.
LandiniusMaximus
He should really practice what he preach, typical hollywood stars who became holy with age and forget how they behaved in their youth.
Hambonerhandy
Jim Carrey ruins my happiness every time I hear his annoying ass voice
TheRicM
His ass voice?
pibyte
Yeah ... big words from one awful anti-vaxxer.
TDShiner
It’s just a thought. Doesn’t matter who said it, or if Jim Carry is a nut job. If it made you stop and think, even for a minute, it’s ?
Mokelzwerg
I doubt he ever said that. Quotes with photos on Imgur are usually false and most of the times Keanu Reeves.
FukcTedCruz
He actually said that people's happiness is directly correlated with the size of their taint.
Sauroctonus
That makes sense.
koolerthanjinx
TheRoyalDong
Many of these are not even real quotes but completely made up and slapped to a random celebrity. But that doesn't make it a false statement.
OuchMouse
Kinda funny. On Imgur it’s Keanu Reeves with fake positive/life advice quotes. On Instagram it’s Tom Hardy with fake hustle culture quotes
resworn
Yeah but I only wanna smooch one of them ?
whatmakesushuman
Hustle culture fucking bloooows. The goal should be less work, more free time. Fuck capitalism.
aIohasnackbar
Counterpoint, I was a QA engineer.
blaghart
technically you're finding their unhappiness, not unable to find your own happiness in that situation. Source: also do QA
wazeewa
On a daily basis, how many times did you have to tell Marketing "no"? lol
Allisrevealed
Ahh, a schadenfreudoligist.
Tomigami
As a QA, I introduce myself to new team members as "fun ruiner" and "wet blanket with legs". It's only funny until I find their first bug.
pierrelaplace
I prefer Joy Destroyer.
Bossco20
pierrelaplace
Once QA, always QA.
KingOfTheImgurians
Was? What'cha doing now?
aIohasnackbar
Director of DevOps. But mostly comment farming in usersub.
KingOfTheImgurians
Nice!
Thursdaythetwentieth
“Shark in the water”
SSColonelHansLanda
I am an auditor & investigator, I concur.
youreathing
That's right. The square hole!
varsipieru
As a designer I once told the QA guy the app did’t work. He asked if it was broken or worked against the spec. Never forget.
yepthatguy
I hate this so much.
mastikator
As a dev I appreciate QA, because of them it's not entirely my fault if a bug finds its way into production, it's also the QAs fault.
MsladyRiver
Who needs to write test anyway with their features! ??
ComcastLover
He's one to talk. Check out how his method acting affected everyone around him on the set of man on the moon.
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
Yeah for sure. Kinda like the the flip flop trying to convince you its luxury wear
MrBobSaget
fwiw, he never said this
resworn
I want to think he's gotten better but that def doesn't excuse past bullshit just because I like how much he hates Trump.
Hlebinka
And don't forget Cathriona White.
DonutOlympian
Oh yeah, he pissed off someone real bad. The wrestler guy
ScarletEmerald
Jerry Lawler is a bad guy on his own
resworn
Lawler was always such a creep when doing ringside for any women's wrestling. He has no idea how to commentate on anything but hair.
ComcastLover
He treated a makeup artist so poorly she ran of set crying and never returned
DonutOlympian
Oh I hadn't heard that. I knew he just really got into it and pissed people off though
resworn
Wasn't that Bale?
Mokelzwerg
He probably never said that.
Vixess
He is anti Vax though. For the record.
Mokelzwerg
I‘m not sure how that is relevant to misquotes
Vixess
Taking away what matters. I don't care about his *exact* words, but I will support spreading awareness of his anti vax status.
Mediathug
He didn't... there's a signature next to the quote. It's illegible, but it sure isn't "Jim Carrey"
demizu
Psychological TrueFart or somesuch
Mediathug
Lol maybe it is Carrey after all.
W0lfsbl00d
He didn't say it, but people are allowed to have past regrets, grow, and express them like this...
SarcasticComment
sure, but I don't have to believe they've made any real progress
W0lfsbl00d
you dont, but you also shouldnt entirely disregard someone because they might've been a turd in the past. people can grow and change.
SarcasticComment
he's a turd in the present. the poster child of an annoying celebrity who thinks they are ethereal for having been in movies, like Leto.
W0lfsbl00d
It's like saying "oh, you say alcoholism is bad? but i remember when you were an alcoholic!!!". People are allowed to try to be better.
SarcasticComment
or. it's cool you got over it, but shut the fuck up with unsolicited advice with the attitude of a self proclaimed expert.
SarcasticComment
here's the part you might struggle with. I don't have to like, respect, forgive, or see merit in this person and nothing you say will matter
W0lfsbl00d
Great way to converse with others bro, like him you're also clearly a turd in the present. I'm muting you for your shit attitude.
SarcasticComment
you're just upset you can't control what others think, much like you are upset you can't put your hypothetical in a narrowly defined box
SarcasticComment
a passive aggressive familiarity of "bro" coupled with a muting temperature tantrum say you're the asshole.
DonutOlympian
What if my happiness is ruining other people's happiness?
chewybrian
manWithNoHands
Yufer
Beat me to it I hope your happy.
superpaul79
That's not happiness, that's schadenfreude. My happiness is spelling schadenfreude without having to look it up.
Vikingtransgirl
That is conservation of happiness theorem, and unless you are deployment you are just an asshole.
Lobo82
Then you sound just like my ex wife.
OrangeFlavours
So, the serial killer who kills other serial killers setup?
DonutOlympian
Who've you been talking to? Are you a cop? You gotta tell me if you're a cop.
OrangeFlavours
I'm not sure that's a law, but I don't know enough about laws to tell you that it isn't.
DonutOlympian
It's actually not a law, we're allowed to lie in many circumstances, but there are limits, typically relating to when the lie becomes
DonutOlympian
coercive; for instance I believe there was a case where an officer printed a fake DNA result to get a confession and it was ruled
OrangeFlavours
Yeah no I was joking, it's obviously not a law