We do this a lot at leaving drinks with my job, sometimes we go down to wetherspoons and put a photo of the table number on the work group chat so anyone not there can order for the table. Order food and drinks via the app so we get people sending things from a round of shots, to a random bowl of peas or a bowl of gravy. It gets wierd but always funny
Be chaotic and do good with it. "But why" because fuck you that's why. Run down the street in a beer costume singing jingle bells in May. Send people a single egg.punch a nazi. Be a pillar of random goodness for no reason other than you fucking can. It makes the world a brighter place
thedudeman519
An egg in these trying times?
stoots24
AutomaticSlims
Reminds me of the “you made this sandwich for me???” https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo?si=FDwY0tm_NAHCuzZE
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Getting egged
tr26
I used to do that with jello, inspired by Penn & Teller
hesaidsarcastically
May I offer an egg in these trying times...
darkhalfbreed
This has the same energy as Hank Hill's purposed prank to fill up Boomhauer's car to make him confused on why it has more gas than he left it
moxythree
Crazy ol’, Fish Grenade strikes again.
ColoradoCattleCo
My first thought was, "This guy knows redneck fishin'."
DJRazorShines
Classic Fish Grenade
DGeneration92
On the other side of grenade arm, he has an AK-47
mikeatike
Also used for fishing.
CptRobotNinja
We have reached peak dad tattoo energy it seems
Ivalicenyan
Bro just solved racism, if one was black because egg
vicmango201410
If you can conceive it most times you can do it
spinballwizardmtg
marcellusmartel
I am mad this isn't higher up in the comments
profiledit
zrXO
Give him some time
StarscreamAndHutch
Vote.egg
gabicraina
It's because of all those people who are allergic to eggs.
MehEdits
kahooki
I'm mad that this isn't higher up in the reactions.
rbudrick
He gave him an egg in this trying time.
7thSonOfANinja
I love hopper
JustADudeWhoLikesSpace
Both of them are gems. I love this.
SedatedSl0th
Why yes. Yes he would like an egg in these trying times.
SineClone
Well we've solved world peace.
subparsubpoena
Well, these are trying times, so eggs are a good thing to offer
Denare
So the secret to happiness, at least in this case, is to offer someone an egg in these trying times.
triassictango
koops
Baby committing some light, yet tasty, genocide.
commentisrelevant
We do this a lot at leaving drinks with my job, sometimes we go down to wetherspoons and put a photo of the table number on the work group chat so anyone not there can order for the table. Order food and drinks via the app so we get people sending things from a round of shots, to a random bowl of peas or a bowl of gravy. It gets wierd but always funny
commentisrelevant
It's also anonymous, so we don't know it's coming till the waiter/waitress arrives at the table with the suprise, just as confused as we are
regicidalveggie
That is the fanciest Denny's I've ever seen
HandoB4Javert
D'enny's the French version
kleinkaasje
I’ve never seen a Denny’s before so me too
theshinobi23
I suppose that's technically true for me, too, since all the ones I've visited have pretty much look the same as this.
zafner
Looks pretty normal to me. I've been in them in South Florida and up and down the East Coast of the US, mostly NC. Where are you?
regicidalveggie
Ohio. And Dennis defense? I suppose it's been a decade since I've been in one, but I remember much more linoleum and diner style services
zafner
Yeah, I can't remember the last time I was in one either. Oh well. I kind of thought they were all the same, but I guess that's just not true
MBTerrorKitten
Like what a Dennys in vegas would look like.
mardis
I went a Denny’s on the Vegas Strip in 2006; there was a maitré de in a tux at 9:00 am an a wait of an hour to get in…
Leithoa
The one in South Beach has a bar in it.
rubinmarco1337
I’m all for sharing my huevos.
TheCrustyMustard
I think that might be a movie set. There's not one flying chair or brawl in the whole place.
ThePunnyGuy
Because it's Denny's, not Waffle House.
necrojoe
The cramped spacing between the back if his booth seat and the edge of the table feels about uncomfortably right for a Denny's.
astrangehop
We had a 50s retro Dennys that was nice. Jukebox, faux leather booths. It's slowly sliding into mediocrity tho
Jimmah1
It's still sticky, I'm sure. It's tradition.
RicheTheBuddha
Thank you for helping me through these trying times
EggEggHeSaidEgg
FRYING TIMES, COME ON ;D
philmoregraves
Be chaotic and do good with it. "But why" because fuck you that's why. Run down the street in a beer costume singing jingle bells in May. Send people a single egg.punch a nazi. Be a pillar of random goodness for no reason other than you fucking can. It makes the world a brighter place
Bossvoss
Vibe check passed
plainoldfool
JacktheKind
that the positive chaos we all need
Skeksiandiknowit
That's Sam Miller!! Excellent Comedian and even more Excellent fellow ❤️❤️
trogadore
Thanks. I had forgotten his name and was losing my mind.
ComoSeIguana
Hey! That's Sam Miller! https://youtube.com/shorts/RqQ2_2YmAd8?si=l75kd3jyFfjF-EGE
DGeneration92
Just read your belly tattoo 😂
bumblebeetunaaa
Thank you!! Came to see if anyone else knew who that was :)
assgasm
Sam miller never ate seagull eggs
TheUnnamedPoet
This is the best prank video ever.
Alacritous
Then you haven't seen this one.
/a/OXVJD8O
doughboywoohoo
Ahahaha, that’s great! I love how they’re good sports about it
MontsterTacks
That other dude does not know that upon acceptance of the egg he has become the betrothed of the giver.
kJerAFK
The chicken?
DGeneration92
No that's why he was happy. He's being pulled from a life of servitude into the warm embrace of a wealthy prince
insertwittyjoke
A modern Cinderella story
GravyEducation
Yeah no shit Sherlock why else would you accept an egg at a Dennys
charondaboatman
An eggcellent eggxample of goodness.
Torvucci
Eggsquisite display !
SybilCrawley
Eggsactly!