The Return of the Meme (vol. 609)

Good morning, imgur! Let's get this Chapati and look at some memes.

My current book is "The Origin of Everything," by Graeber and Wengrow, and daaaaaayyyyymn it is fascinating.

I'm in a good mood today for the second consecutive day in a row. Is it a manic episode? Am I finally getting enough sleep thanks to FINALLY getting my replacement CPAP through that whole recall situation? Is it because I decided to take my vitamin E at night instead of in the morning?

? it is a mystery ?

Sadly, there were.

Wheeeeeeeeeee

Some of these decanter sets are a little crazy.

Lies on the fork fact.

I may drive jeeps for work, but true Jeep people are... something.

Also me when nobody wants to talk about history or dinosaur mummies. Or dinosaurs in general.

Another joke at the expense of Jeep people.

This would be AMAZING.

Dang ol' morrowind n'wah I tell you what.

Dawwwww.

I love these guys but see them so rarely.

I'm trying to learn how to love myself but it's really, really hard.

I like my caltrops, thank you.

Iroh is best Uncle.

One of the receptionists yesterday asked me how I seem so put together. She asked if it was wrong that she felt no real desire to move out of her Dad's house. I told her the above secret: we're all fucking pretending to be put together and we're all messes, so do whatever you feel comfortable with and if people judge you for having a good relationship with your dad and still living with him at 20 years old, fuck 'em.

This is for you.

Mood.

Seriously.

This is the best Gay Dad joke I've ever heard.

Mood.

This, folks. Drink the water. Take the meds and the vitamins and the hormones and the whatever. Survive today, it's only one day.

Pippin tax!

Today's message from Pippin: "Okay. Step up." *kissy noises*