WTF

May 10, 2019 1:48 AM

WiggleMyDick

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Were u thinking they could fit in teacups ? Like other big city animals.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Needs banana for scale

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I need a banana for scale

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I feel like the video for 19-2000 set me straight in my teens

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Think I'll just back up to have a better look at that moose!

7 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 0

I would

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is that a bullet hole in the guy's left mirror?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my God. I don't want one anymore

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I WANT FIVE!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://imgur.com/QLbL3QS you can train them to do what you want

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those things will fuck you up just because they’re assholes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go home moose, you're drunk.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Shoot him and eat him. Delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These hoofs were made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like one may have wrecked your mirror...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok so I'm from Hawaii, I had assumed those things were like... Maybe horse sized? Like a horse with horns? What the fuck Canada

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Alaska

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To be fair, that's big even for a moose. But yeah, they aren't deer.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Actually they are!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

As big as they are there are bears who hunt and eat them. Bears hunt alone.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Orca eat em

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bears don’t hunt big game animals, they eat mostly vegetation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That is not what I learned from Wild America with Marty Stauffer! They eat mostly vegetation but also big game if hungry or easy prey.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

How is this post not exactly what I said?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not really, you said they hunt moose as big as the one posted, as if bears normally hunt big game.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They can also kick forwards and eviscerate you.

7 years ago | Likes 132 Dislikes 0

Eviscerate or explode?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, and then yes.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They can kick... forwards? With their front legs?

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yep. Apparently, it's not uncommon in Alaska.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Deer rear up on their hind legs and slash downwards with their front hooves, which can be very sharp. I used to shag a woman who owned 7

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

husky dogs, and she had 6-10" vertical scars on her torso. Those were from getting attacked by a deer. Suddenly I understood why she keeps a

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

pack of small wolves... the next deer to look at her funny is in for a Real Bad Day.

7 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I have. So. Many.... Questions.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Moose are fucking terrifyingly large.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck thats terrifying

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its huge for sure, but theres still a bit of perspective at play here.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Very much so, i see them quite often and never seen one that huge, looks like its 1.5 scale

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yep. Biggest moose ever recorded was apparently just over 7'6" tall, not the, like, 12' this makes it look like.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, I'd rather run into a black bear on a hike.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Well, yeah. Black bears are bitches.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd rather run into a tiger on a hike than a bull moose.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in northern Canada. Ask anyone here what the most dangerous animal is to run into on foot. Moose. They will fuck you up.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Good thing there weren’t two. Meese can be scary.

7 years ago | Likes 383 Dislikes 3

Moses will split you in half tho

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when thet are carrying mittens

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Moosen

7 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

mOxen

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Meeses

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that scenario is more common in the woodsenes

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7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate that Meese is not the correct term. Its not fair.

7 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Moose is an Algonquin word, goose / geese is Germanic I believe.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well not with that attitude. Language is malleable with usage.

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This is actually true. It’s how a lot of slang has become common tongue. Magic of the English language.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Choose - cheese / moose - meese

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I dunno anyone who pronounces cheese like you pronounce meese.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't pluralize "choose" unless you're a level 69 English wizard of the 420th degree. But goose to geese would support moose to meese.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's common sense, just like loose - leese, Bruce - Brees, papoose - papeese.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Booze, beeze

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meesin in da woodasin

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You ruined it for us all.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God bless Brian Reegan

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Moose and squirrel

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Sqvuirrel

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They're quite moosive

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

And they'll moose you up

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The hot hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hard to say without a scale.

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 6

Grass for scale.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The car also makes elvenkings bigger than I thought

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Here you go

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Dude juste look at the car to his left. There's your scale

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

lawl, the moose is up on the center curb as well

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s not how we do things here

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This guy gets it.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s a friggin automobile for scale.

7 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 6

yeah but that ranges from RAV through Prado up to Northern American Monster-Muskeg Assault Vehicle.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Could be 7ft could be 2 inches with no banana ?1

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He's not holding a banana out the window so there is no telling what size that vehicle may be.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Could be a toy car. We'll never know.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Right? Like come the fuck on! There's one of the most size relatable objects in the world in frame next to it :P

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

As a Canadian, there is a reason we only ride Moose into battle and nowhere else.

7 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

BRB writing a new mod for HoI4

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with proper goose air support, it's a sight to see!

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Beaver Grunts, Moose Cavalry, and the mighty Canadian Goose as our air support. It's like nothing ever seen before.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Beavers as grunts? No sir, those are the marines. Sneaky little swimming saboteurs and combat engineers.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolute unit

7 years ago | Likes 252 Dislikes 7

I’m in awe at the size of that lad

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Total ledge

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

In awe at the size of the lad

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Fukin leg

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

UNIT OF WHAT?!

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....this is fucking mooscle

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Absolution

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So like... a confessional? A Hail Mary?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One forgiving

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mass, apparently

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure this thing ways more than a kilogram

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A unit of awe

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By measuring the size of the lad.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IN! WHAT! UNITS!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0