May 10, 2019 1:48 AM
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mrmarmaladeplus1
Were u thinking they could fit in teacups ? Like other big city animals.
GeorgeBounacos
Needs banana for scale
maravenchi
I need a banana for scale
Jobbaman
I feel like the video for 19-2000 set me straight in my teens
DewyVan
Think I'll just back up to have a better look at that moose!
MockMeAllYouWant
I would
mommyster
Is that a bullet hole in the guy's left mirror?
Nakiepanda
Oh my God. I don't want one anymore
I WANT FIVE!
pontiacgirl75
https://imgur.com/QLbL3QS you can train them to do what you want
CervixSmasher81
Those things will fuck you up just because they’re assholes
codenameollie1337
Go home moose, you're drunk.
CptnJinx
Shoot him and eat him. Delicious.
ChiefLooongDong
These hoofs were made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do
napervillehomie1991
It looks like one may have wrecked your mirror...
blueKD
Ok so I'm from Hawaii, I had assumed those things were like... Maybe horse sized? Like a horse with horns? What the fuck Canada
*Alaska
Snooj
To be fair, that's big even for a moose. But yeah, they aren't deer.
sweetshart
Actually they are!
manicmalki
As big as they are there are bears who hunt and eat them. Bears hunt alone.
ShadeEmberi
Orca eat em
macpall
bears don’t hunt big game animals, they eat mostly vegetation.
That is not what I learned from Wild America with Marty Stauffer! They eat mostly vegetation but also big game if hungry or easy prey.
Well Marty don’t know shit. https://www.google.com/search?q=do+bears+hunt+moose&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
How is this post not exactly what I said?
Not really, you said they hunt moose as big as the one posted, as if bears normally hunt big game.
NathanielBanks
They can also kick forwards and eviscerate you.
ThePickliestRick
Eviscerate or explode?
Sauroctonus
Yes, and then yes.
CaptainFrog
They can kick... forwards? With their front legs?
Yep. Apparently, it's not uncommon in Alaska.
MerToo
Deer rear up on their hind legs and slash downwards with their front hooves, which can be very sharp. I used to shag a woman who owned 7
husky dogs, and she had 6-10" vertical scars on her torso. Those were from getting attacked by a deer. Suddenly I understood why she keeps a
pack of small wolves... the next deer to look at her funny is in for a Real Bad Day.
cheekypopos9
I have. So. Many.... Questions.
Beardedagentman
Moose are fucking terrifyingly large.
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
Fuck thats terrifying
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Its huge for sure, but theres still a bit of perspective at play here.
internetheroxD
Very much so, i see them quite often and never seen one that huge, looks like its 1.5 scale
Samael13
Yep. Biggest moose ever recorded was apparently just over 7'6" tall, not the, like, 12' this makes it look like.
MwthomS18
As a Canadian, I'd rather run into a black bear on a hike.
naytorin
Well, yeah. Black bears are bitches.
fireclanninja1337
I'd rather run into a tiger on a hike than a bull moose.
gtothehizzle
I live in northern Canada. Ask anyone here what the most dangerous animal is to run into on foot. Moose. They will fuck you up.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Good thing there weren’t two. Meese can be scary.
Yoijimbo
Moses will split you in half tho
didntreadthetermsofservice
Especially when thet are carrying mittens
DoughnutJimmy
https://imgur.com/NvDD35D
headphonejunkie
Moosen
volunteervancouver
mOxen
ChiefRocker88
Meeses
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
that scenario is more common in the woodsenes
Prostatus
neborno
I hate that Meese is not the correct term. Its not fair.
michaeloberg
Moose is an Algonquin word, goose / geese is Germanic I believe.
PaintedSlate
Well not with that attitude. Language is malleable with usage.
StevieTheAussie
This is actually true. It’s how a lot of slang has become common tongue. Magic of the English language.
HoldingAccount
Choose - cheese / moose - meese
I dunno anyone who pronounces cheese like you pronounce meese.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
You can't pluralize "choose" unless you're a level 69 English wizard of the 420th degree. But goose to geese would support moose to meese.
NinjaCongo
It's common sense, just like loose - leese, Bruce - Brees, papoose - papeese.
ForgivingCat
Booze, beeze
JokingWolf
https://youtu.be/LRMgSnTpvaw?t=48
banditakaken
Meesin in da woodasin
TheBigDisappointment
You ruined it for us all.
justabitofpoo
God bless Brian Reegan
nanman2
Moose and squirrel
PapaNurgleLovesYou
TheGreatBlueHeron
Sqvuirrel
Larirari
They're quite moosive
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And they'll moose you up
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given
notthelocknessmonster
to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The hot hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion
"The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
HeroinAddictedJesus
Hard to say without a scale.
FirePrinceZuzu
Grass for scale.
thesplashingblumpkins
The car also makes elvenkings bigger than I thought
Greenjacques
Here you go
AGuyWhoLikesRocks
Dude juste look at the car to his left. There's your scale
CAPSLOCKENGAGE117
lawl, the moose is up on the center curb as well
TylerBrennan
That’s not how we do things here
This guy gets it.
nolanurse
There’s a friggin automobile for scale.
yeah but that ranges from RAV through Prado up to Northern American Monster-Muskeg Assault Vehicle.
poproks
Could be 7ft could be 2 inches with no banana ?1
caledric
He's not holding a banana out the window so there is no telling what size that vehicle may be.
Could be a toy car. We'll never know.
graehall
Right? Like come the fuck on! There's one of the most size relatable objects in the world in frame next to it :P
Noob3rts
As a Canadian, there is a reason we only ride Moose into battle and nowhere else.
Einstein9073
BRB writing a new mod for HoI4
Chakra5
with proper goose air support, it's a sight to see!
Beaver Grunts, Moose Cavalry, and the mighty Canadian Goose as our air support. It's like nothing ever seen before.
PowwerOrb13
Beavers as grunts? No sir, those are the marines. Sneaky little swimming saboteurs and combat engineers.
MushroomCloudsForJesus
Absolute unit
dafawkudoin
I’m in awe at the size of that lad
CheekyNand0s
Total ledge
Morbolicious
In awe at the size of the lad
mac821
Fukin leg
LizardEnterprises
UNIT OF WHAT?!
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
....this is fucking mooscle
dunkyclone
Absolution
So like... a confessional? A Hail Mary?
One forgiving
GooteMoo
Mass, apparently
I'm pretty sure this thing ways more than a kilogram
freakdiablo
A unit of awe
HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?!
By measuring the size of the lad.
IN! WHAT! UNITS!
mrmarmaladeplus1
Were u thinking they could fit in teacups ? Like other big city animals.
GeorgeBounacos
Needs banana for scale
maravenchi
I need a banana for scale
Jobbaman
I feel like the video for 19-2000 set me straight in my teens
DewyVan
Think I'll just back up to have a better look at that moose!
MockMeAllYouWant
I would
mommyster
Is that a bullet hole in the guy's left mirror?
Nakiepanda
Oh my God. I don't want one anymore
Nakiepanda
I WANT FIVE!
pontiacgirl75
https://imgur.com/QLbL3QS you can train them to do what you want
CervixSmasher81
Those things will fuck you up just because they’re assholes
codenameollie1337
Go home moose, you're drunk.
CptnJinx
Shoot him and eat him. Delicious.
ChiefLooongDong
These hoofs were made for walking and that’s just what they’ll do
napervillehomie1991
It looks like one may have wrecked your mirror...
blueKD
Ok so I'm from Hawaii, I had assumed those things were like... Maybe horse sized? Like a horse with horns? What the fuck Canada
blueKD
*Alaska
Snooj
To be fair, that's big even for a moose. But yeah, they aren't deer.
sweetshart
Actually they are!
manicmalki
As big as they are there are bears who hunt and eat them. Bears hunt alone.
ShadeEmberi
Orca eat em
macpall
bears don’t hunt big game animals, they eat mostly vegetation.
manicmalki
That is not what I learned from Wild America with Marty Stauffer! They eat mostly vegetation but also big game if hungry or easy prey.
macpall
Well Marty don’t know shit. https://www.google.com/search?q=do+bears+hunt+moose&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
manicmalki
How is this post not exactly what I said?
macpall
Not really, you said they hunt moose as big as the one posted, as if bears normally hunt big game.
NathanielBanks
They can also kick forwards and eviscerate you.
ThePickliestRick
Eviscerate or explode?
Sauroctonus
Yes, and then yes.
CaptainFrog
They can kick... forwards? With their front legs?
NathanielBanks
Yep. Apparently, it's not uncommon in Alaska.
MerToo
Deer rear up on their hind legs and slash downwards with their front hooves, which can be very sharp. I used to shag a woman who owned 7
MerToo
husky dogs, and she had 6-10" vertical scars on her torso. Those were from getting attacked by a deer. Suddenly I understood why she keeps a
MerToo
pack of small wolves... the next deer to look at her funny is in for a Real Bad Day.
cheekypopos9
I have. So. Many.... Questions.
Beardedagentman
Moose are fucking terrifyingly large.
ThisIsMyUsernameFuckOff
Fuck thats terrifying
thisspecieshasamuzeditselftodeath
Its huge for sure, but theres still a bit of perspective at play here.
internetheroxD
Very much so, i see them quite often and never seen one that huge, looks like its 1.5 scale
Samael13
Yep. Biggest moose ever recorded was apparently just over 7'6" tall, not the, like, 12' this makes it look like.
MwthomS18
As a Canadian, I'd rather run into a black bear on a hike.
naytorin
Well, yeah. Black bears are bitches.
fireclanninja1337
I'd rather run into a tiger on a hike than a bull moose.
gtothehizzle
I live in northern Canada. Ask anyone here what the most dangerous animal is to run into on foot. Moose. They will fuck you up.
DoNotTakeSeriousPls
Good thing there weren’t two. Meese can be scary.
Yoijimbo
Moses will split you in half tho
didntreadthetermsofservice
Especially when thet are carrying mittens
DoughnutJimmy
https://imgur.com/NvDD35D
headphonejunkie
Moosen
volunteervancouver
mOxen
ChiefRocker88
Meeses
Thisoldmanheplaysbass
that scenario is more common in the woodsenes
Prostatus
neborno
I hate that Meese is not the correct term. Its not fair.
michaeloberg
Moose is an Algonquin word, goose / geese is Germanic I believe.
PaintedSlate
Well not with that attitude. Language is malleable with usage.
StevieTheAussie
This is actually true. It’s how a lot of slang has become common tongue. Magic of the English language.
HoldingAccount
Choose - cheese / moose - meese
StevieTheAussie
I dunno anyone who pronounces cheese like you pronounce meese.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
You can't pluralize "choose" unless you're a level 69 English wizard of the 420th degree. But goose to geese would support moose to meese.
NinjaCongo
It's common sense, just like loose - leese, Bruce - Brees, papoose - papeese.
ForgivingCat
Booze, beeze
JokingWolf
https://youtu.be/LRMgSnTpvaw?t=48
banditakaken
Meesin in da woodasin
TheBigDisappointment
You ruined it for us all.
justabitofpoo
God bless Brian Reegan
nanman2
Moose and squirrel
PapaNurgleLovesYou
TheGreatBlueHeron
Sqvuirrel
Larirari
They're quite moosive
FiftyShadesOfMascarpone
And they'll moose you up
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
A moose once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given
notthelocknessmonster
to her by Svenge, her brother-in-law, Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: The hot hands of an Oslo Dentist, Fillings of Passion
MerToo
"The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
HeroinAddictedJesus
Hard to say without a scale.
FirePrinceZuzu
Grass for scale.
thesplashingblumpkins
The car also makes elvenkings bigger than I thought
Greenjacques
Here you go
AGuyWhoLikesRocks
Dude juste look at the car to his left. There's your scale
CAPSLOCKENGAGE117
lawl, the moose is up on the center curb as well
TylerBrennan
That’s not how we do things here
HeroinAddictedJesus
This guy gets it.
nolanurse
There’s a friggin automobile for scale.
MerToo
yeah but that ranges from RAV through Prado up to Northern American Monster-Muskeg Assault Vehicle.
poproks
Could be 7ft could be 2 inches with no banana
?1
caledric
He's not holding a banana out the window so there is no telling what size that vehicle may be.
FirePrinceZuzu
Could be a toy car. We'll never know.
graehall
Right? Like come the fuck on! There's one of the most size relatable objects in the world in frame next to it :P
Noob3rts
As a Canadian, there is a reason we only ride Moose into battle and nowhere else.
Einstein9073
BRB writing a new mod for HoI4
Chakra5
with proper goose air support, it's a sight to see!
Noob3rts
Beaver Grunts, Moose Cavalry, and the mighty Canadian Goose as our air support. It's like nothing ever seen before.
PowwerOrb13
Beavers as grunts? No sir, those are the marines. Sneaky little swimming saboteurs and combat engineers.
MushroomCloudsForJesus
Absolute unit
dafawkudoin
I’m in awe at the size of that lad
CheekyNand0s
Total ledge
Morbolicious
In awe at the size of the lad
mac821
Fukin leg
LizardEnterprises
UNIT OF WHAT?!
Wholivesinapineappleunderthetree
....this is fucking mooscle
dunkyclone
Absolution
LizardEnterprises
So like... a confessional? A Hail Mary?
dunkyclone
One forgiving
GooteMoo
Mass, apparently
LizardEnterprises
I'm pretty sure this thing ways more than a kilogram
freakdiablo
A unit of awe
LizardEnterprises
HOW DO YOU MEASURE THAT?!
freakdiablo
By measuring the size of the lad.
LizardEnterprises
IN! WHAT! UNITS!