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Feb 6, 2017 8:21 PM
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morrisdev
and not voting... don't forget not voting.
footfoe
Millennial, own 2 houses. Fuck off with this nonsense.
cstutz
Don't forget your safe places and participation trophy.
smartalykk
You don't pay rent in your parents basement.
firefighter26
Designed in such a way that no matter how much money you earn, by the time you get to the end of the board to go around again you're broke.
trustedtoomanyfarts
Start out with 20% less than everyone else, all players get one house with property purchase and each time you pass go you get $180 instead
WHOletTHEdawgsOUT
SAVAGE BRAH
bigbaddonkey26
Lol
thatgirlfromthatmovie
Too late, every generation before you had to pay dues. Check back in 10 years after busting your butt.
ToxicPineapple
I'm a millennial and I just bought a house. Does that make me weird?
Cheomesh
Except don't we pretty much all own computers, cell phones, cars, Netflix accounts, etc?
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Cheomesh
You still bought them.
Kiwiguy69
Don't forget you have to complain/make yourself out to be a victim every turn
IPlayWithFire
TIL millenials think this is only happening to them...
seanbas
The original game Monopoly was designed to show injustice and futility of participating in capitalism. It was supposed to be ironic.
slamorama
They did, it's called "Life."
Dragonboy393
Don't forget about old people yelling at you because you're lazy for wanting livable wages and affordable education.
wadatahmydamie
There should be a participation trophy chance card where you're awarded a pittance, but repeatedly penalized by the person who made the card
Chereazi
kuma666
The point of games is to try something different.
nicolerenea276
Google monopoly for millenials
WantonSongZoso
Can divorced fathers play too?
c1328chase
25yrs old here, grad HS, 4 yrs later Uni, 3 yrs later bought a house & '15 truck. 4/10 yrs working public service for debt fogiveness...am I
c1328chase
Sittin' on some hotels here? If you're going to school go for a field that is hiring AND you have a passion in. Not just one or the other.
drbabaloo
The should make a millenial version of monopoly where everything is exactly the same but after everyones turn they get time to bitch 1/2
drbabaloo
2/2 About how their turn was harder than the person who went right before them.
Datdudez
As a millenial, I don't understand my generation at all. My mortgage is less than monthly rent in a 2 bedroom apt.
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HuninHune
Get a cheaper apartment
Datdudez
I ate beans and rice and ramen for 6months and used a first time home owners grant for my first home. A lot of counties offer them.
Datdudez
But if you live in a major city where the cost of living is murder, you may be shit out of luck either way.
MyDogPotatoe
No, this is potato
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MyDogPotatoe
How dare he
MyDogPotatoe
My first dog was poptart, second potato, third tootsie, my guiennia pig was sausage
bugler
I am conflicted. I hate the term "millennial" but I identify so hard with this.
LokiSage
It's better than calling yourself the "greatest generation." Seriously... who does that...
bugler
The greatest generation does. You know, the ones that started us down this slope they left us at the bottom of.
CabNumber1729
Its better than "Snapchat generation".
NipplesInAJar
What the hell. Those bastards! I don't even use snapchat!
JMcDank
toadlily
Do you prefer "Generation Y?" Because that was what the media was using before "millenials" was the common term.
feeltheice
If you'd like some stuff to help you with your budget or some advice you can hit me up. Bought my first house 2yrs ago at 27 after 45k debt
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
Have you seen Adam Conover's (I butchered that spelling) talk about the term? It's on YouTube, I highly recommend it.
sparklesdafish
I recently heard the term "screenagers" and that made me cringe
CPatricoo
Those are too young to be millenials. Welcome to being old
Wastyvez
Well the oldest millenials are now entering their 40s.. So there's that.
lookingOknaked
Being 28 and coming from a culture that's different from American, every time I hear term "millennial">>
lookingOknaked
it makes me feel like someone is scraping my skull from the inside out.
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spitfire
Rice is delicious, so you have that going for you
Bananananananananna
My job won't let me work overtime :( I would love seven 12 hour days...
wadatahmydamie
So you're a millennial too
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wadatahmydamie
It's not a stereotype unless we make it one. I'm 35 as well. It's objectively true. We both know our generation isn't lazy.
AawesomeAardvaark
What if we don't have a career that makes anywhere near 6 figures?
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