DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
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Dec 4, 2021 3:11 PM
DontDoWhatDonaldDontDoes
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wemustbestopped12
Rude. Off.
ShereeAnderson
On my way to Target
PrinceOfWhales
These card publishers have some....snow balls on them.
ManOfKent1967
Rendova
Awesome!
IusallypoopwhileImonhere
https://youtu.be/UlA_YoTj27M
Quichita
Keep going down the aisle hon. Put those down.
SerenePrincess013
No, wait. I wanna see where this is going.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
@RavingIrradiator213
VulpineEmpress
Big Mouth Christmas special. That is all.
inboxmeyourcomputerporn
The only show that will show you Santa's balls.
pr3viso
Wishing "Santa" rings your Grandma's bell
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
Shooz
Cerebralvomit
Jingle Balls!! Jingle Balls!! Jingle all the way!! Bet you're her favorite!!
Entitlement
Are we voting? I like the first one
confanity
Does it not strike people as weird, though, that Mr. Claus would call his wife "Mrs. Claus"?
Thekindofkindlyman
Are we sure that’s Mr Claus?
OnyxPrimal
Don’t kink shame.
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
No. That's her official name. It's on her birth certificate.
kwyjiboner
Fun fact: Your grandmother has taken at least one creampie.
Septicdnb
Duuuuuude...
SignHerePlease
Hopefully when she was still alive
eastend666
Would you please let that woman be? Hasn't she earned a little respect after all these years?
kwyjiboner
How can you not respect a woman who takes a load of cum that could have easily ended up in a tissue and turns it into a child?
insevin
Skeletor will return next week with more facts
Cha0sForever
I too have creampied that guys grandwife
KommSusserTod
Your mother or father was one.
SleepIsDeathPractice
Your grandmother probably has a jungle of pubes
PotatoRotato
Knowing my grandfather, it was way more than one.
TheDouche
Knowing your grandmother, it was way more than your grandfather knew about.
kkanne20
LCplPickles
Disappointed that the Skeletor meme wasn’t attached to this. Lol
downvoteacct
TMI TMI TMI. . .
Putitinyomama
NotTinyPancakes
Your mum too
BisAndThighHighs
We are all the result of a long line of women taking huge, fat, creamy loads, just filling their vaginas right up with it.
jbrightmans
Those women just let those guys blast inside
peterbozeman
I come from a long line of men with terrible pull-out game.
bfreeze01
She's seen a lot of dick in her day... https://youtu.be/MLNFjtYv2Vs
zeo868
That was exactly what I expected it to be, Rodney is great
ToSisPoS
9 kids from at least two guys. Yer fuckin’ A she did.
NotTinyPancakes
Great grandmother had 16 kids so that's at least 16 times (don't think any were twins)
ToSisPoS
Well Gunsmoke didn’t come on until 8 PM so she had to pass the time somehow.
SingleDadLife
At least 14
kickmyballsrealhard
Damn, grandma was a freak
SingleDadLife
"All these kids think about is sex" ... yah Babica... that's why i have 13 aunts and uncles...
Lark2370
Hey, back then they only had sex, bear fighting, & the mines to keep them entertained. Nowadays we have options to get distracted. /s
decarnatedame
Don't forget accordion and fiddle playing.
januskincaid
Ooh, sarcastic in yer voice but the Macho knows! Also tbh you're not completely off base.
Thajurriesexcuesed
Back then it wasn't called "creampie". We referred to it as "ball-spall" or "jr. juice".
Tigersterne
CPTnumbnuts
Cock snot
Troyificus
Baby gravy
greggor
midsummer1942
creampie somehow sounds more wholesome compared to those two
Tigersterne
Tigersterne
downvoteacct
Baby batter
Tigersterne
Tigersterne
HenryLongfellowIII
which was the style at the time
Hoiloidl
You can't deny the local customs!
FuDang
neithermenoryou
All 4 of them, to be precise. Unless you're in alabama, I guess, then only having one grandmother is entirely possible.
zeo868
4 grandma's?
neithermenoryou
Alcohol may or may not have been involved in the counting.
NotTinyPancakes
4... how did you get 4? I only had 2 :o
neithermenoryou
It's really simple: You spice your eggnog with vodka.
NotTinyPancakes
I've never had eggnog...or vodka for that matter, I don't drink or like Christmas
neithermenoryou
Hence why you counted correctly and I didn't