"Let's count shoulders"

Jan 28, 2018 1:12 PM

davidwallacecfo

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Now let’s count breasts ;)

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How old is this?

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Rosie from YouTube. Super funny, and hot. So’s her wife :)

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Best comment I’ve ever seen on this gif is the lady behind them’s laugh: “NYAH! NYAHAHAHA!”

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Did she react too quickly?

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Who is she?

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Rose Ellen Dix on the left, Camie Scott on the right

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For you americans, text say Ett, två, tre, fyra that translate to One, two, three and four.

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Easy mafs

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Rose Ellen Dix post?

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Thx. What a beauty!

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I'm totally trying this on my gf. Thanks imgur. Best wingman lmao

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WOOOOOW says her face. WOOOOW says my "other head".

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Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpMaLd45ztA

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Sadly, Cammie and Shannon have since broken up.

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Now start counting lips

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5... What the fuck?

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I laughed way more than I should have. +1

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Hey, i remember this joke from high school.

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She fucks

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And you're alone

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Sir, we're gonna need some evidence to back up that claim. Please provide a name at your earliest convenience. Thank you.

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The blonde is Cammie Scott and the other is Rose Ellen Dix. They're both youtubers.

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I would fuck it up somehow...

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That girl is reacting way, way too impressed by the entire process. You're only supposed to look impressed at the end result.

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It’s Rose Ellen Dix and she acts impressed by everything ????

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she figured it out by the 2.5th shoulder and couldnt do anything but marvel

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I read this in Iago's voice

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1, 2, 3, 69

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well they are married those two

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Rose is married to the person next to her that you can't see. The other one is Cammie Scott.

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Aaah didn't look to closely, honest mistake thanks

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I love these two. Funny lesbian couple on YouTube

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Rose and Rosie aka Rose Ellen Dix on YouTube. A British Lesbian couple. They are adorable.

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Didn't they break up?

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Shannon and cammie broke up a long time ago, rose and rosie are married. Here you see I think cammie and rose in a collab they were doing.

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Cool, thanks for actually explaining it!

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Yeah, I think we're going to need a link here...

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Go find it yourself. Lazy fucker

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Why are you being downvoted?

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I told people to go look themselves instead of giving them the answer. Then called them lazy fuckers. They didn't like it\

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Go fuck yourself san diego

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If you look at his other replies, it's because he's a twatwaffle.

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A man needs a link and name.

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YouTube. Go search it yourself. Lazy fucker

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what's got a stick so far up your ass?

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A funny lesbian couple.

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Okay so I'm gonna Google "lesbian couple"... And it's porn. Thanks for the help, ass.

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Lazy Fucker! I think applies to most of us sadly enough

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What part of YouTube passed you by due to it's rapid speed?

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Oh fuck you're right! These are literally the only thing to come up if you search for lesbian couple on YouTube!

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I also still don't know their names.

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Just ask them “if you where a pirate would you put a parrot on this shoulder (closest shoulder) or this shoulder (reach across real smooth)

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Thank you, I'm using this.

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You’re welcome

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https://imgur.com/gOXGBdY

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I LOL’d

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I love this comic.

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I was hoping for that one.

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?1

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This should be the imgur mascot.

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We already have a mascot...

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This is more us though

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I'd start at the wrong shoulder and look retarded

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Gosh, you're so quirky, random, and clumsy. I bet you also wink with both eyes, and various other memes I can't recall at the moment.

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And?

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There's a period at the end of the comment signifying the end.

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Someone's wearing their cranky pants.

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"Two..no wait. Hold on."

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1, 10, 11, 100... wait what

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would this still be counted verbally as 1, 2, 3, 4?

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That would be amazing. "Oh.. Uh.. Let me start again"

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Or not stop at 4.

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1, 3, 5, 0

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Can't say retarded anymore or else people will want your Netflix special taken down.

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That's retarded

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Can't say special anymore or else people will want your Netflix retarded taken down.

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Context?

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.

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A comedian said retarded on a Netflix special and now people want it taken down

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Is this about Tom segura? I thought they wanted his show taken down for saying how we should build a wall around Louisiana?

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which comedian? I want to go watch the special.

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I think Dave Chappele

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The special? I think you mean The retarded,

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1, 2, 5!!!

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3 sir

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3!

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BBOOOOOMMM

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I fucking love y'all.

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Then lobest the Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it

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Damnit....i misquoted...oh well

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Smooooth. I still use the yawn-and-stretch maneuver.

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No.no.no.the go-to move is always "I give the best backrubs....."

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Which is probably infinitely more successful than me asking "Wanna doodle my noodle?"

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"Give you a nickel to tickle my pickle" was used by a guy in high school.

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I use the yawn-and-stretch on my wife all the time.

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I remember when I was younger and the yawn and stretch method didn't actually involve taking a nap

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A guy I’m currently dating tried that the other night but ended up hitting my head with his arm. Twice. It was hilarious, though.

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That's his move ;)

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“We should count shoulders” is not smooth.

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I go with the ‘If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touches near one) or this one (puts arm around her)?’

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Just make sure to go "BRAWP! POLLY WANT A CRACKER" right afterwards

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Heh! That one is actually kind of neat!

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I count the stars. Similar to counting shoulders, but you point at the night sky and count until your around her shoulders

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*fedora tipping intensifies*

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Read that as "stairs" and was thoroughly confused

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That should take a while...

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"7899..7900..."

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wouldn't work with me cause of light pollution

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actually wouldn't work with me cause i can never get a date and i'm a piece of shit ayyyyy

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Ayyyy +1

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Even shit has toilet paper. Just hang in there and you'll eventually find your match

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aw thanks man

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Did not expect such motivational speech in the depths. +1 to you

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Okay. I would love a book with a whole bunch of these quotes

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Sliding into DMs

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Yeah I would have forgotten to let go and accidentally push her off the bench

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Smooth Operator

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Lets add a third watermark!

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Mr Steal Yo Girl and Change Dimensions

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*Cue FF7 battle theme*

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Duck tales moon theme x Macintosh 420

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I don't know what I want to use this for, but I want it.

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Fukken saved.

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He must have some strength in thos ass cheeks to do that

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Mind explaining?

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Last time someone genuinely thought his bum was shuffling along the bench rather than being pulled by the escalator.

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Dat reference doh

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Or the escalator

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I remember that reference

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All he has to do is to grab on and keep a grip actually. I don't see how he should use his ass cheeks for this...?

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Jesus Christ...

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It's ok buddy, I didn't get it either

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so Enophoxas is correct,correct? or is there some mystical escalator tricks afoot?

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He’s correct, but missed the joke of the original commenter

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Apparently the comment was referencing something but idk what it is

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I think it's referencing a top comment from the first time it was posted

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Someone thought that he was shuffling using his ass cheeks. People screenshoted it and posted somewhere...

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I think it's more strength in his left hand from chronic masturbation.

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You say chronic like it's a bad thing.

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This comment actually made me laugh. Thanks. :)

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Blaze it

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Who masturbates with his left hand?

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People who want to watch the whole porno.

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Lefties

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As a righty, I do it so I last longer.

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Right who does it with left here

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"I'm 15"

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Handy picture

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wot whys there 2 what is the ref of

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...but then I remember I'm 16

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But then I remember that was 5 years ago. v

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But.. then I remember it was 5 years ago for her too..

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But I plan to run for congress one day

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If someone can combine these two gifs so he slides over and then back, I would love them forever.

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That was a perfect response @ExtraUpvote

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But then you remember you’re actually honest and a terrible liar. v

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Hahahaha, love it!

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