Jan 28, 2018 1:12 PM
davidwallacecfo
225605
4902
306
Wubbed
Now let’s count breasts ;)
corbynDallas
TheDreamShow
How old is this?
GP2411
Rosie from YouTube. Super funny, and hot. So’s her wife :)
KyleButNotThatKyle
v
Fwatair
Best comment I’ve ever seen on this gif is the lady behind them’s laugh: “NYAH! NYAHAHAHA!”
tedcap
Akxvc
Did she react too quickly?
jimmythehat1
Ellkyi
SavgeHnry
Who is she?
AgentQuinn
Rose Ellen Dix on the left, Camie Scott on the right
brknsoul
.
3141593653589793
For you americans, text say Ett, två, tre, fyra that translate to One, two, three and four.
konelhft
Easy mafs
Volimar
Rose Ellen Dix post?
DeezN00tz
Thx. What a beauty!
fatmanandthrobbin
I'm totally trying this on my gf. Thanks imgur. Best wingman lmao
PAPYRUS01
WOOOOOW says her face. WOOOOW says my "other head".
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpMaLd45ztA
Sadly, Cammie and Shannon have since broken up.
drinkbeerdamnit
Now start counting lips
marblesmagnetspenkers
Burghguy
5... What the fuck?
NeneJPhilly
I laughed way more than I should have. +1
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Hey, i remember this joke from high school.
PrinceOfSpace
She fucks
downvotefuckingfairy
And you're alone
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
Sir, we're gonna need some evidence to back up that claim. Please provide a name at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
The blonde is Cammie Scott and the other is Rose Ellen Dix. They're both youtubers.
elperroesmicorazon
I would fuck it up somehow...
SIRTOXIC13
That girl is reacting way, way too impressed by the entire process. You're only supposed to look impressed at the end result.
bayly96
It’s Rose Ellen Dix and she acts impressed by everything ????
bigbrain446
she figured it out by the 2.5th shoulder and couldnt do anything but marvel
Rodltwo
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
I read this in Iago's voice
MarkyMarktheAardvarkShark
TheRicM
1, 2, 3, 69
PicklesAreDope
well they are married those two
Rose is married to the person next to her that you can't see. The other one is Cammie Scott.
Aaah didn't look to closely, honest mistake thanks
SirDistic
I love these two. Funny lesbian couple on YouTube
Rose and Rosie aka Rose Ellen Dix on YouTube. A British Lesbian couple. They are adorable.
Samsquantch82
Didn't they break up?
GreyWater
Shannon and cammie broke up a long time ago, rose and rosie are married. Here you see I think cammie and rose in a collab they were doing.
Cool, thanks for actually explaining it!
chrispduckling
Yeah, I think we're going to need a link here...
Go find it yourself. Lazy fucker
kuke554
TheIncredibleOnion
Nicalanius
Why are you being downvoted?
I told people to go look themselves instead of giving them the answer. Then called them lazy fuckers. They didn't like it\
badmusicpuns
Go fuck yourself san diego
ikagawa
If you look at his other replies, it's because he's a twatwaffle.
SoftcoreFavorites
A man needs a link and name.
YouTube. Go search it yourself. Lazy fucker
kingbuglord
what's got a stick so far up your ass?
A funny lesbian couple.
somanywonders987
Okay so I'm gonna Google "lesbian couple"... And it's porn. Thanks for the help, ass.
springuy8
Lazy Fucker! I think applies to most of us sadly enough
What part of YouTube passed you by due to it's rapid speed?
Oh fuck you're right! These are literally the only thing to come up if you search for lesbian couple on YouTube!
I also still don't know their names.
MrOakTree86
Just ask them “if you where a pirate would you put a parrot on this shoulder (closest shoulder) or this shoulder (reach across real smooth)
OPsafaggot
removekarling
Thank you, I'm using this.
You’re welcome
CasuallyDressedGentleman
Lucerto
TheGodDamnDownvoteFairy
https://imgur.com/gOXGBdY
thomar524
I LOL’d
literallymike
I love this comic.
DukeDarkwood
I was hoping for that one.
ClassicMalePregame
Wellshiet
?1
Bolor3
BoozeHound001
GashSlayer
This should be the imgur mascot.
JacaByte
We already have a mascot...
ImGettingMines
This is more us though
Zelkon527
KaliaGrey
KinkAccount
I'd start at the wrong shoulder and look retarded
AVoiceOfReason
Gosh, you're so quirky, random, and clumsy. I bet you also wink with both eyes, and various other memes I can't recall at the moment.
HonorAndCultivationAndOdium
And?
There's a period at the end of the comment signifying the end.
Aylasita
Someone's wearing their cranky pants.
PoleLineHooligan
"Two..no wait. Hold on."
AmiEvilYet
1, 10, 11, 100... wait what
E509
would this still be counted verbally as 1, 2, 3, 4?
EmotionlessGrammarNazi
That would be amazing. "Oh.. Uh.. Let me start again"
ArdentSlacker
Or not stop at 4.
mattsall
1, 3, 5, 0
bumhand
Can't say retarded anymore or else people will want your Netflix special taken down.
matchstickmetropolis
That's retarded
theboringusername
Can't say special anymore or else people will want your Netflix retarded taken down.
VrryBurntpork
Context?
mteainside
origina1crisp
A comedian said retarded on a Netflix special and now people want it taken down
TheLonePengu
Is this about Tom segura? I thought they wanted his show taken down for saying how we should build a wall around Louisiana?
mebe21
which comedian? I want to go watch the special.
Frodoking
I think Dave Chappele
1Person
The special? I think you mean The retarded,
TacoChamp
1, 2, 5!!!
RegionV
3 sir
firedude1218
3!
IllusionOfHatred
BBOOOOOMMM
StandAgainstTyranny
I fucking love y'all.
MantisTobagganMD
Then lobest the Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
Damnit....i misquoted...oh well
tighthead01
Smooooth. I still use the yawn-and-stretch maneuver.
brrAainss
No.no.no.the go-to move is always "I give the best backrubs....."
ElbowdeepinElmo
Which is probably infinitely more successful than me asking "Wanna doodle my noodle?"
Felderburg
"Give you a nickel to tickle my pickle" was used by a guy in high school.
spasticus
I use the yawn-and-stretch on my wife all the time.
mikeatc
I remember when I was younger and the yawn and stretch method didn't actually involve taking a nap
evilmidweekcutie
A guy I’m currently dating tried that the other night but ended up hitting my head with his arm. Twice. It was hilarious, though.
That's his move ;)
AreYourCatsMakingTooMuchNoise
“We should count shoulders” is not smooth.
AlabamaNerd
I go with the ‘If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touches near one) or this one (puts arm around her)?’
MnemonicMonkeys
Just make sure to go "BRAWP! POLLY WANT A CRACKER" right afterwards
MistressLyda
Heh! That one is actually kind of neat!
heavypenguins
I count the stars. Similar to counting shoulders, but you point at the night sky and count until your around her shoulders
theolz
*fedora tipping intensifies*
NameNotFoundException
Read that as "stairs" and was thoroughly confused
Enohpoxas
That should take a while...
ScumCommander
"7899..7900..."
manamarish
wouldn't work with me cause of light pollution
VonKripplespac
actually wouldn't work with me cause i can never get a date and i'm a piece of shit ayyyyy
wheresthebaby
Ayyyy +1
Even shit has toilet paper. Just hang in there and you'll eventually find your match
aw thanks man
lazy784
Did not expect such motivational speech in the depths. +1 to you
zombieseveywhere
Okay. I would love a book with a whole bunch of these quotes
Contracepted
ginofgan
Sliding into DMs
vasc12
Yeah I would have forgotten to let go and accidentally push her off the bench
braingain
mratio
HeWhoLovesHyenas
Smooth Operator
SatoriEnlightenment
Lets add a third watermark!
Narushima
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Mr Steal Yo Girl and Change Dimensions
PapaTrunks
*Cue FF7 battle theme*
login34
Duck tales moon theme x Macintosh 420
maximsk
I don't know what I want to use this for, but I want it.
wbbigdave
LittleLatinBoyInDrag
Fukken saved.
XanCrews
iliekpotatoe
He must have some strength in thos ass cheeks to do that
MysteriousPrune
G1ngerBoy
Mind explaining?
olivos
Last time someone genuinely thought his bum was shuffling along the bench rather than being pulled by the escalator.
TheManTheMythTheLurker
Dat reference doh
Whitehawk7564
Or the escalator
theleftmostpotato
I remember that reference
All he has to do is to grab on and keep a grip actually. I don't see how he should use his ass cheeks for this...?
Arock77
Jesus Christ...
sometimespeopleeatpoop
It's ok buddy, I didn't get it either
TrumbullLocal
SpringToMyWinter
FuryofHoboken
so Enophoxas is correct,correct? or is there some mystical escalator tricks afoot?
He’s correct, but missed the joke of the original commenter
Apparently the comment was referencing something but idk what it is
Neptuneflyer
I think it's referencing a top comment from the first time it was posted
Paulysium
Someone thought that he was shuffling using his ass cheeks. People screenshoted it and posted somewhere...
I think it's more strength in his left hand from chronic masturbation.
VanBuren43
You say chronic like it's a bad thing.
Beoward
This comment actually made me laugh. Thanks. :)
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Blaze it
DanielWilks
Who masturbates with his left hand?
ActivateMyAlucard
People who want to watch the whole porno.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Lefties
As a righty, I do it so I last longer.
LimeMime565
Right who does it with left here
Treblaine
"I'm 15"
BarretXIII
Cattaneo
Handy picture
ChromeEagle
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
wot whys there 2 what is the ref of
https://youtu.be/rHXGJP_Bgxc
...but then I remember I'm 16
HitlersKDratio
But then I remember that was 5 years ago. v
Bexabo
But.. then I remember it was 5 years ago for her too..
But I plan to run for congress one day
CanadianDegen
If someone can combine these two gifs so he slides over and then back, I would love them forever.
CateThing
That was a perfect response @ExtraUpvote
SrDave
But then you remember you’re actually honest and a terrible liar. v
CommentDiver
IPourMilkBeforeCereals
Hahahaha, love it!
Wubbed
Now let’s count breasts ;)
corbynDallas
TheDreamShow
How old is this?
GP2411
Rosie from YouTube. Super funny, and hot. So’s her wife :)
KyleButNotThatKyle
Fwatair
Best comment I’ve ever seen on this gif is the lady behind them’s laugh: “NYAH! NYAHAHAHA!”
tedcap
Akxvc
Did she react too quickly?
jimmythehat1
Ellkyi
SavgeHnry
Who is she?
AgentQuinn
Rose Ellen Dix on the left, Camie Scott on the right
brknsoul
.
3141593653589793
For you americans, text say Ett, två, tre, fyra that translate to One, two, three and four.
konelhft
Easy mafs
Volimar
Rose Ellen Dix post?
DeezN00tz
Thx. What a beauty!
fatmanandthrobbin
I'm totally trying this on my gf. Thanks imgur. Best wingman lmao
PAPYRUS01
WOOOOOW says her face. WOOOOW says my "other head".
Volimar
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpMaLd45ztA
Volimar
Sadly, Cammie and Shannon have since broken up.
drinkbeerdamnit
Now start counting lips
marblesmagnetspenkers
Burghguy
5... What the fuck?
NeneJPhilly
I laughed way more than I should have. +1
OtherErinFromTheOffice
Hey, i remember this joke from high school.
PrinceOfSpace
She fucks
downvotefuckingfairy
And you're alone
TheManYourManCouldSmellLike
Sir, we're gonna need some evidence to back up that claim. Please provide a name at your earliest convenience. Thank you.
Volimar
The blonde is Cammie Scott and the other is Rose Ellen Dix. They're both youtubers.
elperroesmicorazon
I would fuck it up somehow...
SIRTOXIC13
That girl is reacting way, way too impressed by the entire process. You're only supposed to look impressed at the end result.
bayly96
It’s Rose Ellen Dix and she acts impressed by everything ????
bigbrain446
she figured it out by the 2.5th shoulder and couldnt do anything but marvel
Rodltwo
IjustChangedMyNameToProveAPoint
I read this in Iago's voice
MarkyMarktheAardvarkShark
TheRicM
1, 2, 3, 69
PicklesAreDope
well they are married those two
Volimar
Rose is married to the person next to her that you can't see. The other one is Cammie Scott.
PicklesAreDope
Aaah didn't look to closely, honest mistake thanks
SirDistic
I love these two. Funny lesbian couple on YouTube
SirDistic
Rose and Rosie aka Rose Ellen Dix on YouTube. A British Lesbian couple. They are adorable.
Samsquantch82
Didn't they break up?
GreyWater
Shannon and cammie broke up a long time ago, rose and rosie are married. Here you see I think cammie and rose in a collab they were doing.
Samsquantch82
Cool, thanks for actually explaining it!
chrispduckling
Yeah, I think we're going to need a link here...
SirDistic
Go find it yourself. Lazy fucker
kuke554
TheIncredibleOnion
Nicalanius
Why are you being downvoted?
SirDistic
I told people to go look themselves instead of giving them the answer. Then called them lazy fuckers. They didn't like it\
badmusicpuns
Go fuck yourself san diego
ikagawa
If you look at his other replies, it's because he's a twatwaffle.
SoftcoreFavorites
A man needs a link and name.
SirDistic
YouTube. Go search it yourself. Lazy fucker
kingbuglord
what's got a stick so far up your ass?
ikagawa
A funny lesbian couple.
somanywonders987
Okay so I'm gonna Google "lesbian couple"... And it's porn. Thanks for the help, ass.
springuy8
Lazy Fucker! I think applies to most of us sadly enough
SirDistic
What part of YouTube passed you by due to it's rapid speed?
somanywonders987
Oh fuck you're right! These are literally the only thing to come up if you search for lesbian couple on YouTube!
somanywonders987
I also still don't know their names.
MrOakTree86
Just ask them “if you where a pirate would you put a parrot on this shoulder (closest shoulder) or this shoulder (reach across real smooth)
OPsafaggot
.
removekarling
Thank you, I'm using this.
MrOakTree86
You’re welcome
CasuallyDressedGentleman
Lucerto
.
TheGodDamnDownvoteFairy
https://imgur.com/gOXGBdY
thomar524
I LOL’d
literallymike
I love this comic.
DukeDarkwood
I was hoping for that one.
ClassicMalePregame
Wellshiet
Bolor3
BoozeHound001
GashSlayer
This should be the imgur mascot.
JacaByte
We already have a mascot...
ImGettingMines
This is more us though
Zelkon527
KaliaGrey
KinkAccount
I'd start at the wrong shoulder and look retarded
AVoiceOfReason
Gosh, you're so quirky, random, and clumsy. I bet you also wink with both eyes, and various other memes I can't recall at the moment.
HonorAndCultivationAndOdium
And?
AVoiceOfReason
There's a period at the end of the comment signifying the end.
Aylasita
Someone's wearing their cranky pants.
PoleLineHooligan
"Two..no wait. Hold on."
AmiEvilYet
1, 10, 11, 100... wait what
E509
would this still be counted verbally as 1, 2, 3, 4?
EmotionlessGrammarNazi
That would be amazing. "Oh.. Uh.. Let me start again"
ArdentSlacker
Or not stop at 4.
mattsall
1, 3, 5, 0
bumhand
Can't say retarded anymore or else people will want your Netflix special taken down.
matchstickmetropolis
That's retarded
theboringusername
Can't say special anymore or else people will want your Netflix retarded taken down.
VrryBurntpork
Context?
mteainside
.
origina1crisp
A comedian said retarded on a Netflix special and now people want it taken down
TheLonePengu
Is this about Tom segura? I thought they wanted his show taken down for saying how we should build a wall around Louisiana?
mebe21
which comedian? I want to go watch the special.
Frodoking
I think Dave Chappele
1Person
The special? I think you mean The retarded,
TacoChamp
1, 2, 5!!!
RegionV
3 sir
firedude1218
3!
IllusionOfHatred
BBOOOOOMMM
StandAgainstTyranny
I fucking love y'all.
MantisTobagganMD
Then lobest the Holy Hand Grenade towards thy foe; who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it
MantisTobagganMD
Damnit....i misquoted...oh well
tighthead01
Smooooth. I still use the yawn-and-stretch maneuver.
brrAainss
No.no.no.the go-to move is always "I give the best backrubs....."
ElbowdeepinElmo
Which is probably infinitely more successful than me asking "Wanna doodle my noodle?"
Felderburg
"Give you a nickel to tickle my pickle" was used by a guy in high school.
spasticus
I use the yawn-and-stretch on my wife all the time.
mikeatc
I remember when I was younger and the yawn and stretch method didn't actually involve taking a nap
evilmidweekcutie
A guy I’m currently dating tried that the other night but ended up hitting my head with his arm. Twice. It was hilarious, though.
Aylasita
That's his move ;)
AreYourCatsMakingTooMuchNoise
“We should count shoulders” is not smooth.
AlabamaNerd
I go with the ‘If you were a pirate, would you have your parrot on this shoulder (touches near one) or this one (puts arm around her)?’
MnemonicMonkeys
Just make sure to go "BRAWP! POLLY WANT A CRACKER" right afterwards
MistressLyda
Heh! That one is actually kind of neat!
heavypenguins
I count the stars. Similar to counting shoulders, but you point at the night sky and count until your around her shoulders
theolz
*fedora tipping intensifies*
NameNotFoundException
Read that as "stairs" and was thoroughly confused
Enohpoxas
That should take a while...
ScumCommander
"7899..7900..."
manamarish
wouldn't work with me cause of light pollution
VonKripplespac
manamarish
actually wouldn't work with me cause i can never get a date and i'm a piece of shit ayyyyy
wheresthebaby
Ayyyy +1
NameNotFoundException
Even shit has toilet paper. Just hang in there and you'll eventually find your match
manamarish
aw thanks man
lazy784
Did not expect such motivational speech in the depths. +1 to you
zombieseveywhere
Okay. I would love a book with a whole bunch of these quotes
Contracepted
ginofgan
Sliding into DMs
vasc12
Yeah I would have forgotten to let go and accidentally push her off the bench
braingain
mratio
HeWhoLovesHyenas
Smooth Operator
SatoriEnlightenment
Lets add a third watermark!
Narushima
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Mr Steal Yo Girl and Change Dimensions
PapaTrunks
*Cue FF7 battle theme*
login34
Duck tales moon theme x Macintosh 420
maximsk
I don't know what I want to use this for, but I want it.
wbbigdave
LittleLatinBoyInDrag
Fukken saved.
XanCrews
iliekpotatoe
He must have some strength in thos ass cheeks to do that
MysteriousPrune
G1ngerBoy
Mind explaining?
olivos
Last time someone genuinely thought his bum was shuffling along the bench rather than being pulled by the escalator.
TheManTheMythTheLurker
Dat reference doh
Whitehawk7564
Or the escalator
theleftmostpotato
I remember that reference
Enohpoxas
All he has to do is to grab on and keep a grip actually. I don't see how he should use his ass cheeks for this...?
Arock77
Jesus Christ...
sometimespeopleeatpoop
It's ok buddy, I didn't get it either
TrumbullLocal
SpringToMyWinter
FuryofHoboken
so Enophoxas is correct,correct? or is there some mystical escalator tricks afoot?
SpringToMyWinter
He’s correct, but missed the joke of the original commenter
G1ngerBoy
Apparently the comment was referencing something but idk what it is
Neptuneflyer
I think it's referencing a top comment from the first time it was posted
Paulysium
Someone thought that he was shuffling using his ass cheeks. People screenshoted it and posted somewhere...
Contracepted
I think it's more strength in his left hand from chronic masturbation.
VanBuren43
You say chronic like it's a bad thing.
Beoward
This comment actually made me laugh. Thanks. :)
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Blaze it
DanielWilks
Who masturbates with his left hand?
ActivateMyAlucard
People who want to watch the whole porno.
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
Lefties
ActivateMyAlucard
As a righty, I do it so I last longer.
LimeMime565
Right who does it with left here
Treblaine
"I'm 15"
BarretXIII
Cattaneo
Handy picture
ChromeEagle
TheQuestionFewpeopledoFeweventhinktoaskthequestion
wot whys there 2 what is the ref of
ChromeEagle
https://youtu.be/rHXGJP_Bgxc
ChromeEagle
...but then I remember I'm 16
HitlersKDratio
But then I remember that was 5 years ago.
v
Bexabo
But.. then I remember it was 5 years ago for her too..
Treblaine
But I plan to run for congress one day
CanadianDegen
If someone can combine these two gifs so he slides over and then back, I would love them forever.
CateThing
That was a perfect response @ExtraUpvote
SrDave
But then you remember you’re actually honest and a terrible liar.
v
CommentDiver
IPourMilkBeforeCereals
Hahahaha, love it!