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Dec 5, 2022 7:20 PM
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AttilaTheHung
#21 Nah. The planet will be ok. Just wont be sustainable for us anymore.
JonesColorDog
#25 well when you say it like that...
Okowski
#1 let me tell you a little story about the USS Indianapolis
Clarysage
#41 How are this dude's legs bent that way? He's twisted way wrong.
SnarkyJester
#18 My father would send me to my room...where the NES was.
MamaCorBrat
I saved over half of these to send to my husband. Nicely done. Thank you.
ToSisPoS
sometimesidontevenknowwhyibother
The "send me a picture" made me lol for real.
DasSpasseste
Just *instant forgive*
charliegrs
I rarely ever audibly laugh at memes but that one got me good
feryooday
It’s so cuteeeee. he has such a warm smile and it seems like such an innocent mistake. I love it
htapoicoS
Jakkerak
LOTS of stuff.
LetTheWorldBurnSinceNoOneFFFingCares
I did, too. Cause I'm high as fuck and depressed lol
Eucrow
You are depressed. Ie, completely normal.
Clarysage
That helmet look a LOT like my old printer.
Clarysage
Also I'm depressed lmao
bantambasher135
Bruh, things have not been great for people in your profession the last few years. It's good to laugh at the absurdity of it all.
AtsaMattaForMe
#4 the reason
Fuzzynubz
#3 I'd make his kids eat the apple too after that
kevinallover
#35
SnailsAgainstTungstenSpheres
I dunno but I want some ahhh fuck
spLagger
They look goo... oh hahaha, you almost got me there.
HonHomes
A non-matched pair of shoes. I think.
NostrilSnowboarder
The ones on the right are somewhat affordable, $40-50. I have 2 pairs myself. The ONs or w/e start at $140.
NostrilSnowboarder
Oh....
GramGram
But... but why? They look like cheap reebok zigtek.
NostrilSnowboarder
The ONs are Roger Federer's shoe company or something like that.
sniggly5212
I have 2 pairs of ONs. They are really good running shoes. Don't know about the ones on the right.
GramGram
Basic white folk wear them. They are called "Hey Dude" and are now, ironically, owned by Crocs.
superpaul79
#47 retirement homes will be full of Taeylynnes, Rileys, Kylas, and Graylons.
darthstormer
#1 2200 people went in the water, 700 came out iof the water, sharks took the rest. April the 15th. 1912.
BigRedTX
You hear that terrible high pitched screaming
ALLCAPSROCK
chills
Rabagahst
Luckily none of the 1500 missing neither froze to death in the 4°C water or simply just drowned.
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EndorForestSummerCamp83
Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
crusadurus
oh ya that actually happened didnt it? ship sank after delivering 1 or both of those bombs.
chut7
? ? Show me the way to go home
wombatwobble
I'm tired and want to go to bed
mmckee44
The date in darthstormer's post above was 1912. So it was a reference to Quint's speech only.
SeriousSeamstress
Wouldn't it'd be too cold for sharks? Quick Google search said there were no attacks too.
abc987
Greenland sharks? Not the likely to eat ya but they do be cold bois
SeriousSeamstress
Ah, right, i wasn't sure where those lovelies lived. I vaguely remember them. Such cool creatures.
a2s2020
How would they know? Google wasn't invented until 1998!
donutsarebest
mmckee44
Any shark that far north would be so immobilized by the cold that they would appear and act close to dead.
ArchMagos
And live a fucking long time
Alavar
Also don't sharks absolutely hate our taste? Which is why most shark attacks a chomp and then they're like "fuck that."
WizardofAnus
Correct. Tigers and whites (the most likely to bite us) think we're aquatic mammals (seals, etc) and take a bite to see what we are, and if
WizardofAnus
we're worth eating. Apparently, we taste awful to them, so unless they're starving, they tend to spit us back out.
XXXSpork
#5 they do act like god left them in charge
Wyrdbunny
"hamburger help me" has just replaced "so help me god" from this day forward if I actually find it in me to speak to another human again
SnarkyJester
#1
brianingram
#17 Looking like Joe Pesci after that cornfield scene in Casino
METROlD
#7 I dont get it.
pyr0max
Me neither
amishjosh
https://www.beachbodyondemand.com/blog/presidential-fitness-test it was a thing back in the day.
Roxburghe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidential_Fitness_Test
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
ChareAndFlaff
There was (is?) this dumb fitness test all US public high schools did and it was called The Presidential Fitness test. They had you run and
LordBarringtonBunks
As seen in 'The Goldbergs'!
ChareAndFlaff
stretch and do pull ups and stuff. No one actually told the president. It was probably some dumb presidential initiative at some point.
feryooday
Ohhhhh that’s what that is! I got an award for that. and a letter “signed” by the president
feryooday
In retrospect it feels like we were being groomed for the military. Gross.
ReconditeEidolon
#36 it all comes down to size and weight for shipping. ...ANNND consumerist culture's contractual agreement to ignore planned obsolescence
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
planned obse-what now? /s
ReconditeEidolon
Manufacturing process of producing goods with an expected and intentional end of life. Scumbags design products to break rather than last.
cloverleafbane
Televisions are cheap because they're no longer the product. We are. They collect data and sell to advertisers like everything that's online
steviedrawsdinos
#2 you don't even notice the bootleg fursuit at first..
Zathyra
I saw the tail, but had to go back for the rest
NowhereMan313
The wh- ohshitthereitis
Righteousdew
I had to skip to the comments to make sure someone else saw it.
adol795
why would I look at anything else, they got skee ball
fovmob1337
Deadass i thought it was chainmail
KPuff
Can confirm. Had to go back.
Jaqdakloun
(hangs head in shame)...it was the first thing I saw.
DumpReview
I dub thine Dumpeth of 2 years-worth of memes...the Struggle Dump! Dump portrays many difficult (relatable) situations! Review is reviewed!
SiameseDream
#9 You mean Wordle War 3
XRay0976
#20 is it me or are the GPD pins upside down?
sinbaddybad
@21 The EU starting grounds was founded from the 1940's onwards. Silly billies.
AttilaTheHung
Europe. Not the EU. You know... The countries like Spain,Portugal,France,etc...
sightlab
#25 dishwasher? Hell they’d have burned a lightbulb at the stake.
90sLego
#40 my response to this is simply "not for you".
conklin5
#13 4 years and I just figured out the cool number thing in the comment deal! Forgot what I was gonna say, but it was fucking funny.
NotMyUsualOnlineName
Sometimes it doesn't work on desktop though. Just links to a search for things tagged with that number instead.
kailuadrummer
Me too!
mmckee44
There were no sharks that far north. And if they were, they would be half dead from the cold and certainly not the least bit hungry.
huey9k
That's what the Mainstream Media would have you believe!
cloverleafbane
My friend. There are sharks much, much further north than that.
mmckee44
They have been found pretty far north but it remains rare and because of the cold, they would be extremely docile. So I'd change my comment
mmckee44
2/... from no sharks to almost no sharks. And probably no sharks that you need to worry about.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I’m not just saying this because I’m white but….. Hey Dudes are really comfortable.
forsteri80
I had no knowledge of these 2 weeks ago, and now I own two pair. They got me.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
And they’re so easy to throw in the washer and they dry so fast! I love ‘em.
al3xinw0nderland0000
I'm so confused. What are they?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
A brand of shoes. They are extremely comfortable and easy to wash. Apparently a lot of white people wear them. Lol
Sickmindsmakehistory
They look comfortable! You do you, my dude.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Unfortunately, I do. I need someone to stop me. Out here… doing me unsupervised. It’s madness.
GoodJuJuuu
Just don't go towards that light in particular
ILovedUnicornsFirst
GramGram
Next you'll be wearing Sketchers... or even... dare i say it... THE GRILLMASTER 3000'S (aka the Newbalance 608's)
ILovedUnicornsFirst
This lawn isn’t gonna mow itself.
GramGram
*Sets the thermostat from 65 to 70*