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TMW the Mormon Church takes out an ad in The Book of Mormon playbill
Update: https://imgur.com/gallery/RG7pp FP Edit: wow! Y’all are the tits, thanks. Send donations to your local arts programs. They are a valuable asset in our schools and communities.
CapnAndy
They've advertised in the Playbook since Day 1 and been extremely good sports about it the whole time, FWIW
MormonJordan
1 Nephi : youngest Bro. Goes and checks out some brass plate from Jerusalem’s local Library ( contemporary to Jeremiah.)
londonraleighrees
I respect them for this
BinaryDomain
Went to see the book of Mormon in downtown SLC as well I see.
tacattack
I think the fact that I don’t understand your abbreviation is indicative of having not seen it in the same place as you, fine chap.
MadMike75
Only some of us are weird. By the way, we are usually right behind you.
forreallyandfortrue
Did you do that thing in Temple when you pretend to slit your throat from ear to ear before you'll tell secrets that are the best news ever?
doomsdayaddams
That's pretty damn clever.
SendMeYourLameJokes
The touring company was just in Birmingham, AL
tacattack
SendMeYourLameJokes
Nice! I thought it kinda looked like the BJCC.
Kresstro
I like your thumb. What are you, like a thumb-model or something?
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Just the thumb
tacattack
More of a thumb nibbler...#wheremanicuresgotodie
DeliciousMeatCurtains
Them hand models think differently than us face and body boys...they’re a different breed.
TheGreatBlueHeron
Loudscreamingorganism
Im not religious but I really do admire the way the Mormons handled the Book of Mormon. No zealous rage. Just "Lol, if your interested..."
bobcarr666
i respect the appreciation of dissent and having a sense of humour. didn't see catholics doing this at the spotlight.
whowouldathunkit
All I can imagine is the Mormon advertising team spending hours deciding and deliberating on how many “i”s to put in “sliiiightly”
TKBold
**ding dong!** "Hello~! My name is Elder Price! And I would like to share with you the most amazing book..."
ResearchByJoe
It's nice of them not to saw heads off when they're offended
cryptic04
as a mormon.... teehee
IAmTheHouseOfRepresentatives
I feel the Church did a great job responding to the show. How many other religions would have gotten offended? But they just laughed it off!
Xenocidal1986
As a fellow Mormon I was so proud that this was even done by the church. I get so angry at those anti-everything Mormons that ruin our name.
MadameDex
Catholics and Mormons are all pretty laid back. We know we're weird, so we don't really call out others about it.
gayrat5
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it. It’s worth the read.
Xalaqia
Book of Mormon? "Chloroform in Print" said Mark Twain. I agree. Stupid, long, wrong, plagiarism, anachronisms abound.
BananaJack
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo81mikb2V1qmn7mjo1_500.gif
tacattack
“Josef smit! Don’t fuck the babay!”
Anakindergarden
"Here! Have a magical frog!"
DrMcTouchy
As a Mormon, I've heard a couple of the songs and would like to see the play if I have an opportunity.
TheOneTrueOpinion
it's all on spotify. It's not bad
Rosie2003
Listen to Hasa Diga Eebowai before you buy tickets.
DrMcTouchy
That's the one I heard! I had a good laugh.
gayrat5
I’ve had multiple non-Mormon friends walk out of the play because it just was overly offensive and not funny
DrMcTouchy
It's Trey Parker and Matt Stone. You know what you're getting before you sit down.
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
If you can't handle curse words, general vulgarity, or blasphemous behavior, you won't enjoy it at all. The good news is you can leave 1/2
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
at anytime, and the first few songs are pretty good, and not inappropriate at all, but you'll probably wanna listen to all the songs 2/3
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
beforehand just so you end up buying tickets, going, and then leaving because you hate it. (which is something an acquaintance did one.)
DrMcTouchy
I like South Park's Mormon episode, if that says anything. I hum the song during church sometimes to bug my wife.
Alargeseagull
Man. even though i'm not a mormon i have so much respect for how they handle things like this
CaptnVonClapp
It’s PR. Propaganda. Don’t feed into with comments like this.
Xalaqia
Sexual exploitation, financial exploitation, social oppression, lovely stuff.
selftaughtgenius
My Mormon friends are some of my favourite people. Fun, funny, smart, and lovely for the most part. We just don't talk religion...
Toriaxium
Oh my sweet summer child... run. Run for your life. There is only sadness and self-loathing down this path. Take it from an exmormon
Archeantus
Way to be condescending, I'm sure you've justified your life decisions with comments by now.
orangedirt
Can you imagine a play that makes fun of muslims?
SK666
You mean cramming their psychobabble down your throat at every chance? They’re cruel to homosexuals, zero respect for them for that.
Odeferous
No one forces LGBTQ people to do anything, my aunt is lesbian we have no problem with her, 1/
Odeferous
She got married to her long time partner last year, all good. We do have a set of beliefs that we adhere to but one of those is love for all
truthsmiles
Honest question: How are they cruel? Do they beat them? Or is it more like, "You can't be in our club?" I seriously don't know anything...
ferryliketheboat
It's "you like someone of the same sex" so you're ostracized from the "club"
Toriaxium
They can be barred from positions in the church, and they cannot get sealed in the temple, denying them the celestial kingdom. (1/2)
Toriaxium
Because of a lack of firm leadership, bishops can react differently. Mine said I was going to grow up to be a bank robber/drug dealer. (2/3)
Toriaxium
And tried to send me to a recovery camp.There's a LOT of fucked up stuff in the history as well, which gets you ostracized if brought up. (3
heffasaurusrex
Check out the suicide rate for LGTBQ Mormons and in Mormon majority areas. Spoiler: it's stupid fucking high.
TheLeftPocket
If by 'cramming their psychobabble' you mean spending 2 years and thousands of dollars teaching what they believe then sure.
Xalaqia
It's false. That's the first problem.
TheLeftPocket
All religions are false if you want to get right down to it. But they have the freedom to talk about their religion with others
Sterling3210
Hey I saw the book of mormon last Friday in Birmingham Alabama
tacattack
aparticularlyrobustpigeon
Hey friend! Me too!
grandtheftavocado
What's tmw?
tacattack
That moment when
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Maybe just write words?
Anakindergarden
Ahh, but who has the time?
grandtheftavocado
Tmw you don't have a moment to spare.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
GJIAGDVYFCN
CorneliusCornwall
Mormons are weird but they're also super nice, got a good sense of humor and are all in all alright by me
doughnutpanda
Same goes of the Amish. Met a few families here in PA. Very generous and kind people.
Jaboticaba
Next time you're there, ask them where their disabled are. In many cases, they keep them shuttered up indoors 24/7. Its quite cruel.
Dionysus187
Always 'i met a few, they seem nice' oh yeah you met maybe 10 and they weren't instant dicks to you, how odd. Stick around for a while.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
Most people are nice and have a sense of humor.
Angrar
Most personally are pretty solid upbeat people, but i find there's a weird almost culty aspect to their culture, and they support shitty 1/
Angrar
regressive, anti-lgbt legislation in other states. They're nice enough at arms length but i wouldn't want to live in utah
Dionysus187
Just dont make fun of them in salt lake city or they will say they want you to leave and offer to pay for your hotel.
Xalaqia
"Keep sweet." It's the public face required by the church so you think exactly that.
Tandlakare111
I’m Mormon and I agree with Mormons being weird, odd, peculiar, and eccentric. Overall pretty good people who don’t get overly offended.
RisingSol
As someone who grew up Mormon in UT/AZ, they'd rather just ostracize anyone not exactly like them. Not bad people but y'all are judgy AF.
Pixelady
I feel that is more central to that area than Mormons in general. Utah Mormons are strange. I'm a CO Mormon and don't see that happening.
TsunamiJohn
That many Mormons gathered in one place, it becomes a culture thing rather than religious. Same happens to other religions when concentrated
TemptedToKill
As someone who lives in area that has a concentrated religion, I agree.
NatBeAt
My first day in SLC, I had the men in black at my home. Telling me how there was a "special ring in hell" for people like me . Continued
NatBeAt
Told them I believed in the force and wished them well. May have quoted some Obiwan on the path to the darkside to them too
NatBeAt
Besides those two and 1 or 2 random encounters. They come on strong. But are overall good people that just want to serve their communities
kamakaziK
I wonder if you ran into some Jehovahs Witness's. General we don't go door knocking in Mormon Capital USA. Waste of time (1/2)
brrota
I think you need to take a peek at /r/exmormon my friends
dadinplaid
"exmormon" Exactly, they no longer count.
Jaboticaba
They also no longer count as family members, friends, or even humans to members of the church.
lordsmolder
That’s where you’re wrong. I’m ex-Mormon and I still have good relationships with everybody in the church. Nobody has made me feel unwelcome
Anhor
So all those people in that sub don't exist? Just because it's different for you doesn't mean it's not a common occurrence.
forreallyandfortrue
Shit yeah. Or a long, long look.
PomsRLife
I’m not weird. Bite me
C141Clay
You want to be bitten. That's weird.
CorneliusCornwall
Sorry if I upset you, I didn't mean weird in a bad way. More akin to eccentric or peculiar.
PomsRLife
No biggie, I’ve been call worse!
Gianttesticlemonster
They actually don't condone the play at all, and basically appreciate the attention. They encourage people to learn more about LDS church
jfd8u438fdsfkds
I think you mean the opposite of what you said.
misterfonch
lsd church ,im in
tacattack
QuitLookinAtMineAim
Vocabulary Nazis
reallynotmikepence
If you don't condone the play that means you don't accept it.
highstream
Condone, or condemn?
Gianttesticlemonster
Oops condemn. My bad
MetalPsychologist
*condemn
mutedia
condom
Zeterai
Condone, or condemn..? The rest of the context is implying it's the second..
whatbuttondoipushagain
do you mean "condemn"?
duhrick
They’ve done this for years. I liked the “you’ve seen the play now read the book!” ad.
creamyt
Well they do make a shitload of untaxed money from their observant faithful, so I guess that would be the thing to do.
Dani3113
Lol where do you think the money goes?? The leadership doesn't get paid for it. It's a lay clergy. You goose.
Lulumegan
Listened to the soundtrack on Youtube on my phone so many times that I got a 2 minute ad telling me about Mormonism and where to learn more.
snowphoto420
Good on them for embracing it at least.
inredsharpie
I downvoted your comment from 667 back down to 666...seemed appropriate. Sorry not sorry.
MorbundRotund
Also the story of how our founder died is a nice read too.
grizzlypear
Wh- what happened to him?
AJMansfield
Shot by an angry mob. There's loads of fun things in mormonism's past like Missouri Executive Order 44 (aka mormon extermination order).
thepsudo
Hello, fellow Mormon! Have a good day.
Devbot0716
Hello fellow Mormon! You ALSO have a good day!
noobygainz
Hello to you, fellow Mormon! Have a good day as well!
dadinplaid
TheScienceStripper
I’m not Mormon but hey my dudes.
tacattack
Literally last thing I expected to see. Figured they’d pretend it didn’t exist. Like an M Night Shamallamadingdong production.
franzio
they leaned into
lolzomg123
There is not such thing as bad publicity. All publicity is good.
monkeymuffins
Can't wait for the next Weinstein Company movie to come out!
datMaggie
You could make a scale on accepting jokes about their religion, and Mormon church would be one end, Church of Scientology would be the other
Misora
When the tour came to town our usher was wearing his own private Elder badge. He said he loved getting to see the show multiple times.
ItsCandleJack
It always makes me proud to see someone call him "M Night Shamallamadingdong".
thepsudo
A Mormon joke Mormons tell: someone dies and meets St. Peter at the gates. He starts to give them the tour. (1/4)
thepsudo
"Here's the Catholics." They're having mass. The tour moves on. "Here's the Charismatics." They stop a while, sing with them, then on. (2/4)
thepsudo
Then St. Peter says, "Okay, for this part we gotta be quiet." They silently sneak past a building. Once they're on the other side, (3/4)
thepsudo
the guy asks Peter, "What was that? Why'd we sneak?" "Oh, that's the Mormons. They like to think they're the only ones up here." (4/4)
finnsto
Matt and Trey and the cast have been very vocal about the positive response from the Mormons. https://youtu.be/sKkwzUqXEXs?t=1m38s
SansAandAnguS
Nah that's the Scientologists. Mormons have a good sense of humour because they're secure in their beliefs.
readyforsleeps
Can't wait to see what happens next. Apparently Parker and Stone are working on a Scientology musical.
SansAandAnguS
That will be interesting. LOL
CometLaHal
pretty sure scientology is just people stupid enough to believe it 100%, and the ones running the scam
SpaceCthulhu
I first watched the Joseph Smith episode with a Mormon friend and he said "Wow. Historically accurate, good for them!"
forreallyandfortrue
Did it touch on his marriage to a 15 year old girl or when his wife Emma tried to poison him a few times after he took more wives?
faoltastic
Mormons are actually really stand up guys...The ones I've met at least. It's great they know how to take and make jokes.
PortableWingWang
It's more so much the ideas the book pushes that creep people out but then again, all religions are kind of screwy...
utur
I was once dared to approach some doortodoor Mormons and try to bum a smoke. They apologized and gave me a quarter.
Xalaqia
"Keep sweet." They are expected to put that face on for the public, no matter how much the church is screwing them.
IZ42
Fantastic individuals, but god is their church scummy. Love mormons, hate mormonism.
illegalacorn
Of course the church is made up of individuals. When do we stop giving mormons a free pass on this shit?
twostepsfromlost
As some one who has lived within a few hours of SLC most of his life, you nailed it.
thelostcarrot
+1 for the shallamalongadingdong. Haven’t found anybody else who calls him that.
ItsCandleJack
You added long in there... why? But yeah, I've referred to him as such for over a decade.
dairyvet
I didn't know there were people who didn't call him that.
GrimTuesday
Ahh, a fellow AtLA fan.
Prestley
Do not ever, EVER speak of that horrid thing...
tacattack
What thing? Don’t know what you could be referring to.
tacattack
You have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.
Fishmongerolt
Zuko here
CoffinFullOfPudding
I hear he's pretty bad at being good
deonizm
No, she's crazy and she needs to go down.
whopper68
What the shit?! I'm so confused I need source!
tacattack
The original Avatar the Last Airbender series. It has some excellent one liners
Rapunzelatrose
A character who is not wise tried to say something wise like his grandfather. It didn't make sense. Source: Avatar: The Last Airbender.
datma
Saying this as an ex-mormon, mormons are awesome.
blairmichod
Are they being nice because they're nice or because they believe works saves? Eh, who cares!
BastardOrphanSonOfAWhoreAndAScotsman
Honestly I think Mormons are nice simply because we're happy.
WahkiMule97
As another former Mormon, small branches are a toxic place. But i met some really good people
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I wasn't allowed to drink coffee in front of my Mormon friend. Too much of a temptation. Her parents hated me because I was *whispers*
MakeTabbouleNotWar
Baptist. Not anymore though. I'm a spiritual person but I can't seem to settle on a denomination.
TejelPejel
As another former Mormon, I agree. Unless you're in Provo, UT. Then it's not so cool.
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
Or Mesa, Arizona
PutinVoldemortPutin
Haha living in provo rn. Totally agree
CrissCross35
Where does the Mormon Church stand on The Book of Mormon btw? As the play sort of makes fun of the religion and pokes holes here and there.
Xalaqia
They don't get the joke.
SelfDestructiveKing
They know it’s there, they know it’s a parody, so no harm no foul. More or less
Zer0Ph34r
The play or the actual book. We don't really like the play, but every one needs to be able to laugh at themselves. The play really makes1/
Zer0Ph34r
fun of Mormon culture, and our culture rarely has anything to do with our doctrine. Though not having seen the play i could be mistaken
TheOneTrueOpinion
they think the musical is entertaining but sliiiiiightly different than the book, apparently
spiderqueendemon
Our two missionary friends liked it. There were several Mormon in-jokes they got that we (non-Mormons,) didn't.
spiderqueendemon
If you've ever seen a sorority sister at 'Legally Blonde,' an emo kid at 'Heathers' or a Bernie Sanders supporter at 'Les Mis,' same thing.
spiderqueendemon
It's that sort of rapt, mildly concerned expression as a person watching a musical realizes "oh, yes, this is me, but with singing. Huh."
spiderqueendemon
They hadn't known female genital mutilation was a thing, and that upset them some, but they found the story amusing and the songs good.
spiderqueendemon
Later, we saw them at the local high school's production of Elton John and Tim Rice's 'Aida,' so it looks like they like musicals now.
Ceemcgee27
Good for them!
AbsolutelyUndecided
I agree. Rather than getting offended, they have a sense of humor about it.
Arguile
Which is awesome and encouraging
datma
As an ex-mormon, Mormons are awesome
TheDivineUsersub
Honestly, I'd be surprised if their numbers didn't grow with that attitude. It is very alluring, even if you believe differently.
psyq
I'm not sure they want you if you believe differently.
wormfood
On opening day they set up a proselytizing booth shaped like a big Book of Mormon so people would go inside thinking it was a kiosk or a 1/2
wormfood
mini box office or something and then get screens showing those "I'm a Mormon" messages. 2/2
forreallyandfortrue
They use similar tricks to try & get you to follow peer pressure into joining.
tacattack
tacattack
Clever fuckers
minkuschild
No such thing as bad publicity when your a cult. Gonna have people joining even if your a murderous one....mormons are just dumb sheep.
somewhatwiseguy
Catholics said the same thing about Christians funny how that works
Sleepsintrees
I think you mean Protestants. Catholics are Christians.
TheLeftPocket
If mormons are a cult then every religion is a cult.
collinhead
I think you need to learn about what a cult is, friend
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collinhead
Well, the wiki page says a group with a common goal, and the dictionary says a system of religious beliefs. So that's kind of anything.
StupidAnswer
In reality they're a a sect, splinter group of a major religion. Cult implies something way more negative
lordsmolder
Wait... are you saying Mormons are murderous?
Morgan96
Mountain Meadow Massacre 9/11/1857 Baker-Fancher wagon train. 120 men, women and children murdered.
lordsmolder
Facts checked and confirmed
HighFiveGod
Acted off a Bishop's command who wasn't told to do anything of the sort by higher authority, classic misuse of leadership.
CorneliusCornwall
They're murderous on their bikes. Elder Eric did a righteous stoppy the other day it was so cool.
Arguile
Better than how Christians would take it likely.
lanceconstablebluejohn
There're just more christians so if 0.00001% of each group overreact thats like 10 mormons and 1k christians (approx, you get the point)
Arguile
Lol. this is great!
hexbolt751
It's the lack of Christ in Christians that's the problem. Love the neighbor as yourself, however, I've found there to be a ton of >>
hexbolt751
Self loathing apparently, with all the centered hate I've encountered among us. Very disheartening.
FightTheFallen
I'm a Christian and i have big huge unbreakable balls. Insults don't fuckin bother me none. How many Christians do u actually know?
Arguile
Lol I live in TN “everyone’s” a Christian here. Including my family. I can’t even tell people I’m not for fear of my business will suffer
Arguile
And I’m the kind that thinks because someone is a believe that they’re either stupid or intolerant. I judge people for their actions.
imda1fish
Mormons are christians tho
firedove
I would disagree. They believe quite differently than Christians do.
HowAboutThatUpdog
I have family who are Mormons, and what's written isn't ehats practiced, almost like any other religion
SlippperyNips
Lol no. The name of their Church is "The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints"... Definitely Christian...
IAmTheHouseOfRepresentatives
Isn't the basic premise of Christianity that Jesus is the Messiah and the Son of God? Mormons believe in that!
Arguile
I mean yes and no? But do “evangelical Christians” know there is a third testament? Not trying to be dick.
Arguile
Further. Do Christians get their own planets from Heavenly Father? Look it up, doesn’t seem the same to me
jfd8u438fdsfkds
There's plenty of planets out there
hexbolt751
I disagree. Ask then about John Smith's special reading glasses...
hexbolt751
Don't argue, just ask.
Arguile
Joseph Smith. I mean are his glasses any less real than the burning bush? What separates all of these things?
mithiwithi
MidgetWearingaBikini
Dum dum dum dum dum
JackHarknessNerdySidekick
I like the fanfiction version better
mithiwithi
UnrustleYerJimmies
LOL staaaaaaahp!
RipOffTheBandAid
Space? That's Scientology not Mormon
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
New hope, empire strikes back, return of the jedi, spaceballs.
Insomnia297
Can't wait for the next Chapter: Unitology. Altman be praised!
Jaboticaba
I've heard the book of mormon described as 'a fanfic that's not even canon' before.
AwkwardGirl4691
all that from jews, and yet we get so little respect :/
corndoghooker
I like the one where it equates the book of Mormon to space balls
d0o0o0d
Scientology is a much better fit.
RheaButt
Scientology is in no way connected to the other three, Book of Mormon works because it's Christianity with a ton of silly shit
AliBarber
A Jew Hope, Return of The Jews, the Romans Strike Back, Spaceballs
SansAandAnguS
Yeah I've always thought Scientology was a better fit for that. LOL
AliBarber
Scientology has nothing to do with Abrahamic faith
SansAandAnguS
That's true. But it's about an alien - hence Spaceballs reference.
AliBarber
Yeah like star wars.. They're referencing the trilogies and the fanfiction.
Thekindofkindlyman
Spaceballs the metaphor!
hexbolt751
As a Christian, I find this hilarious.
SniffinGriffin
As an agnostic I don't know how I feel about this
MrFireworks
As a Mormon, me too.
stirmysoultogigglemode
As a Jew, ditto.
OfficialUpvoter
As a black person, I feel offended.
DuckPlanetKing
As an atheist I find all religions hilarious.
Yzara
I thought this was Jews in space? https://youtu.be/1Cy9HeM8QQc
TunkkisOfFinland
What?
Yzara
Oh wait Jesus in space. Sorry my bad.
BurrKat
Eh, my mind went to Jews in Space too, haha
TheRealDeal75
Zooming along protecting the Hebrew race
Imnormal
How is the Book of mormon about Jesus in Space?
namiasdf
Somehow a few hundred years ago, Jesus teleported to America and made Joe Smith the Messiah.
PANICinc
A more accurate subtitle would be: Jesus in the Americas. But I still chuckle when I see this "meme"
shuttlecockinakumquat
Yeah, they built this fucking thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Temple in the "center of the universe".
shuttlecockinakumquat
2/ Thinking it will magically turn into a spaceship to take them to Jesus.
SixFeetShort
I don't think those are the same people...
jerethdatiger12
No. Tjat is a breKaway sect
kablija
The north visitor center in temple square (Salt Lake) has a Jesus statue with a space backdrop. I'm not religious, but space jesus is rad.
forreallyandfortrue
I'd love to drive the 45 minutes to see it, but it's IN the Square? Hell naw. I'll Google it!
kablija
There's nothing scary about the square. If they ask if you have questions, just smile and shake your head. Don't take a guided tour.
forreallyandfortrue
As a discerning neverMo living in an LDS neighborhood w/ brokenhearted exMo pals I know too much & I'd have a hard time holding my tongue.
forreallyandfortrue
I'm sure you're right; but I wouldn't last past the first contact (which IME is within seconds of stepping in).
HPoirot89
Mormons faith includes bits about God being from another planet or space.
l8rz
No it doesn't. There's no doctrine that supports this, member theories do not make doctrine.
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Not anywhere in the book of Mormon. You're thinking pearl of great price
Igottiredofmyusernamesoichangedit
Yes mormons believe that God is a physical being who occupies physical space
ThePerdplesCourt
This is the most appropriate answer to this question. Extrapolate all you want but this is the core belief right here.
TheLeftPocket
Raised mormon. Never heard anything about that
jerethdatiger12
The only reference states that god used a star system as a clock and 1 revolution equLed 1000 of our years no other space stuff
forreallyandfortrue
There are bishops & higher who don't know all the stuff that's in the CESLetter or gotten leaked by MormonLeaks.
forreallyandfortrue
Look, they simply tell children of gay people they must disavow the gay parent(s) if they want to be an active member of their church.
Jupperware
More so becuase Mormons believe that God has other children on other planets and that Jesus Christ (yes, our Jesus) visited them. 1/2
idontenglishsorry
what? al right i will read that shit, i never knew this, i didnt even know mormons had a different version, i thought it was like, 1/2
idontenglishsorry
one version to rule them all
Jupperware
Sauce: grew up Mormon. 2/2
PoopertonUnit
I hope this is real, honestly that'd make Mormonism the only western religion to account for the probability of extraterrestrial life.
l8rz
I grew up Mormon and never heard anything about that. Where does it say this? I want specifics.
GoAheadAndReportMeYouButthurtFaggotThisIsMy18thAccount
But what does that have to do with getting fucked in the anus?