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holodecktheory
Me: Shawn you look like an angry puerto Rican woman. Oakman: No I don't. Me: ...No, you do. *works toe into trigger guard of shotgun*
theHarlequin
http://files.formspring.me.s3.amazonaws.com/photos/20120825/n5038a8c4c574c.jpg
DJasperProbincruxIV
He looks like a custom player fromn Madden with all the stats boosted to 100.
StolowsKi
*99
DJasperProbincruxIV
Shawn Oakman: No it's 100
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Sic 'em.
lalalerah
I attend Baylor and see him on campus a lot! And every time I feel like I'm barely escaping with my life...
putyourpartypantson
MSU: we're gonna score 3 TDs in the 4th. Shawn Oakman: you right :(
ohthatsgood
Me: I think I'll down vote this post. Shawn Oakman: No you won't. Me: +1
BionicToad
He's fast, too. Heard they clicked him at 30 speed...
rg001
What.
notbadjo
I'm always happy to see Baylor on the FP. +1 SIC'EM BEARS!
Bluespidermonkey
did anyone else think that he had really really really long arms for the first few pics?
SimplyDenim
COLE TRAIN RUNS ON WHOLE GRAIN BABY, WHOOOO!
Kronoak
i've seen scarier
Greeneyeddevil
I wish someone had made a fuckin tumblr of these cos I love them.I love them so much. Oakman; 'No you dont'. Get this garbage off the web.
DaftTechno
If you're going to repost, at least repost all of it. You missed one
?1
catalystparadox
In case not seeing this was bugging anyone else: http://pic.twitter.com/3twf03Gk0V
catalystparadox
(it's just the pic of him again)
IPostJAV
Brilliant.
ReallyGoodBee
His normal breakfast consists of a muffin, a glass of orange juice, and two smaller humans.
hypocriticalhuman
is it a dindu muffin?
SwaggaChild
And by "smaller humans" you just mean "literally any human compared to Shawn Oakman"
ArtMadeofYourComment
Was looking for this comment, was not disappointed. +1
RedReddington
scratchanimator
And a bowl of nails with no milk
1234GoodDawg
and cocaine in his cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ArtMadeofYourComment
I understood that reference! +1
ComicSansHumor
Not the orange juice part of the glass. Just the glass part of the glass.
JSmith90
It almost looks like he's gonna curl those other two players
haruspex
So basically two of any human
zeyn612
As a Baylor fan born and raised in Waco when we were lucky to win 2 games a season. This makes me happy.
lurkinsinceohnine
Lived in Waco for 6 years-I still miss it. I especially missed it when Baylor started winning as soon as i left/couldn't go to games.fuckme
VyvyanBestard
Is this one or two years old at this point?
Felman
One, judging by the age of my file. Could be older and I just never ran into it.
strykerG8
New Years Day 2015. Source: MSU defeated Baylor 42-41 in the most exciting game of the year.
ignipotent
Baylor v TCU last season man. If you want to talk about exciting games.
TheRicM
Why does he have so much face mask
siberski
the real reason is more mask, the more pain caused to the opposing player as those masks are heavy
KaJuN
To stop him from eating opposing players.
ForTheLoveOfTalosShutUpAndLetsGetThisOverWith
Oh my god lmao
Bob423
Because he has a lot face.
CarolineEditsYourPapers
Because he is basically Hannibal Lecter.
igunn3r
As a Spartan alum ... SEE YA BAYLOR!! HAHAHAHAHAH. One of the best comebacks in the history of college football.
sooner518
as a sooner, thank you. Oakman is a piece of shit too.
Apophisto
Me: This post is shit. - Shawn Oakman: No it's not - Me: No it's not
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MethGasolinePissLemonade
gj
pezzle
Shaun Oakman: yes it is.
ThatGuyWhoDownvotesFrontPageEditsAndDickbuttAndRepostStatistics
Shawn Oakman: THAT GUY'S A FUCKING FAKE
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Shaun Oakman: nuh-uh
dynamaux
Great post fam
BronzeOnion
favourite that shit
bittduck
You got a 15 on your ACT Shaun Oakman: what? Says here you got a 51
MandaloreIncognito
So.... he's a Jedi, then?
Backstagepimp
I've actually seen him at chipotle lol
debrafromfacebook
I have taken selfies with him.
dobyburgundy
Shawn: no you haven't you: never seen you before in my life
Backstagepimp
Wat
sendguineapics
#2 actually makes sense because he would be invaluable to their football team
ajb32x
Yeah he for sure had a full scholarship.
RepublicofTexa
He does
RepublicofTexa
He does
Lionskull
which is stupid because why the fuck shouldn't he pay tuition when other people are? I never understood why unis cared for sports so much
ReMarcable
If you're good at something, don't do it for free.
rollercostarican
Players can essentially be thought of as free employees, and its not uncommon for schools to give employees discounted or free classes.-2
undungubungu
The school makes a great deal of money on the football. They "pay" the players with tuition. Its just business for them.
Lionskull
Which is fundamentally wrong because universities shouldn't be businesses.
undungubungu
Sure, but thats not the players fault. As long as college sports are popular, they will continue to earn a profit from it. The uni's 1/2
undungubungu
cant avoid being businesses. If anything the players should be included in those profits. But the unis save money by paying their tuition.
rollercostarican
College football generated $1.3 Billion last year. The least the absolute least they could do is offer a scholarship.
Angelist
Me: I've never heard of Baylor. Shawn: Yes you have. Me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baylor_University Read it all fam.
Millillion
It pays bills.
Shhbooms
Actually for most schools that isn't the case. An example would be UAB shutting down their football program last year. 1/?
Lionskull
I don't see non american schools depending on sports to pay their bills.
MalcolmButler
Outside of football and basketball, very few sports use college athletics to develop young talent. Hockey & baseball use minor leagues. 1/2
Millillion
They don't have to depend on it, but they do to do the things they do.
MalcolmButler
2/2 Soccer teams usually sign players to futures contracts at 16, and other sports train independently. College is secondary.
Lionskull
And that makes sense, minor leagues and straight to teams is how it should be. Universities are places of learning not competition.
JasonForge
This post doesn't deserve an upvote.
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JasonForge
Yes, it does.
Felman
Does it deserve a down or just nothing?
SideAccount
This is Shawn Oakman, and yes it does.
WhatMyHeartHeld
Definitely.
JasonForge
Yes. It does.
WaddlinCorgis
Lol they still lost
711wasapartimejob
In
strykerG8
And Oakman was a non factor in the game.
REDWHITEANDMERICA
Jack Conklin shut him down
KhalPono
Go Green! Go White!
victorthevagabond
Sparty on, WaddlinCorgis, Sparty on
RedWebster
Go Green!
WaddlinCorgis
Go Bucks!
ItsYoure
Go white!
REDWHITEANDMERICA
Go State!
brickweed
As a european this post completely flies over my head.
sensualbanana
He's 206cm tall, bruh. And 127kg.
brickweed
I'm just 194cm and only 90kg :(
sensualbanana
I'm 155cm and 50kg! I'm short okay ;c
brickweed
But you're a girl, I presume? (this is the internet, of course)
sensualbanana
Hi http://imgur.com/le2vPOB but so whaaattt most people aren't 2 meters tall anyway ;l
Bogastyle
Nothing flies over his head. He's reflexes are too fast.
Luvvie
As an American, Im on level with you. No clue who this guy is.
schmassbinder123
Athlete is tough. Sure is rocket science.
bookworm2663
College football = religion in the south. Baylor is a college in the south with a decent football team. This dude is on it. And is MASSIVE.
brickweed
So he's like the Wayne Gretzky of american football? Now I understand.
GavinScreaming
No he's just really big and intimidating
bookworm2663
....as an American, that reference flew over my head.
brickweed
He's some fella that played in this canadian soccer league called NBA, scored a motherload of points and was like the best soccer player eva
bookworm2663
Soccer, huh? I'll roll with it lol
SavageBadunkadunk
For real tho, how big is he?
hashtagMAX
Light urple
OliverClothesoff70
At least 30 speed.
SlowMeDown
Yes
tantricpooper
Eleventeen.
RileyBanned
Eleventeennine
tantricpooper
Derftythree.
LizLemmon
7 size
TheImgurNeoConConcious
Imgur sportcaster here: he's in the 80th percentile of all sportsballers
shinyeverything
Three
txronin55
Three fiddy
shinyeverything
7
Mcflyvol
6'9 280 defensive end. Much taller than your average DE and a little heavier.
Bobloblawlawblogblogslaw
That's quite a bit heavier than most DEs. DEs tend to be lighter than linebackers these days
Mcflyvol
That isn't really true. At least not at elite levels of football. DEs are generally around 250, whereas linebackers are closer to ~235-240
Bobloblawlawblogblogslaw
I should have said lighter for their height. Still, the weights of DEs and inside linebackers in the NFL is pretty much the same now,
GavinScreaming
All about speed now
wilburx
2.06m and 127kg for those people who haven't been to the moon
sleepswiththefishes
But he gets concussions just like all of us
SavageBadunkadunk
When your reply gets more upvotes than the original comment.. lol
derpdevguy
That's 2.06m and 127kg for normal people.
Fleecemaster
Oh, wow...
eggplantpancake
Don't know why you got downvoted but thanks.
geekyisland
How did they spell Neeson both correctly and incorrectly in the same tweet?
DysgraphicProgrammer
Inattention
littlesallywalker
Actually, it looks like they're 0 for 2.
NurseCAT
They spelled it wrong twice
outtamyleague
Liam Nissan
lokitoki81
Its Niezon´
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Apparently Neeson and Neesin.
TheBlackWindHowls
Nesson* and Neesin.
TotallyNotJaimeLannister
Kneeson*
Lectovai
Did he rip his shirt or does he fold it up to his upper waist?
Ringdingdong7
Yeah
Inflightmisslerepairer
He folds it up so he can really go the distance with the hula-hoop
Aqua1398
Folded up under his chest plate. Nike makes thick and tight jerseys so he's probably does it for the same reasons as most players: It's hot.
koganinja
Shawn Oakman: "no" OP: "oh, that explains everything"
boondoggling
That's the largest size they make. Just fits that way.
abasurvivor
You couldn't handle his midriff.
amras0000
Shawn: This is the normal way to wear shirts // Lectovai rolls up shirt
Namotatop
Shawn Oakman: No
swagmaster420chea
They don't have jerseys in his size!
Zexzure
Both?
WaddlinCorgis
Ezekiel Elliot wore it better
JimNeverHasASecondCupOfCoffeeAtHome
Zeeeeeeekkkke!
itsalwaysalyssa
Zeeeeeeeke
MrWookloaf
Clothes fit orges differently.
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
That's racist. /s
Serbie
It's orge now
DasOgre
Can confirm
AsABlackMan
I quickly scrolled past this and read it "Clothes fit negros differently"
MrWookloaf
Interesting. I'm glad i didn't say that though. Because it would be rather false.
darkoshen
What is this orge you speak of?
SquidJesus
Ogre or under?
MrWookloaf
Yes.
enflique
orges are like onios. onios have layews
MrWookloaf
How many layews are required to complete a single orge onion?
enflique
so many
MrWookloaf
Seems right!
JinglingKeysFunForBabiesNotForBatman
Folded up crop top, homage to Miami back in the fast and dirty days. NCAA banned them this offseason.
aykyle
Thank god. I thought it was the dumbest look ever.Especially when lineman did it. Glad they banned it. Can't wait to see the first idiot try
omgwhatamidoing
In addition to looking cool on some guys (not lineman), it actually serves a purpose.
NukeLaloosh
Technically they were already banned, they just adjusted the penalty to encourage proper enforcement. Source: am a college football official
Aterry72
Which angers me very much!!! I enjoyed the look
BigDaddyAddy
THANK GOD!
omgwhatamidoing
As an Ohio State fan, banning crop tops is an affront to my sensibilities. Nothing like watching 'Zeke bowl over Alabama in a crop top.
artsycupcake
I scrolled thru these comments just to find something Ohio state. I too love Zeke's crop top.
FLDairyTrooper
That game was glorious. Both as an Ohio State fan and Alabama hater.
artsycupcake
We can be friends. Amazing game.
TheGreenBandito
A guy on my team is so tall that the jersey is basically a crop top on him. He had to switch out his jersey with another persons.
ThaiMaiShu
Is this a high school team or something? I feel like a college should have the resources to get him a proper fitting jersey.
TheGreenBandito
High school team
TheGreenBandito
High school team
NotACop1515IsMyAgeNotACop
Is that man shawn oakman?
TheGreenBandito
He is super black.
aethermonsters
No its JOHN CENA!!!
MorphotheDragon
It is now.
SnapeKilledDumbledore
No they didn't. http://walterfootball.com/images/fball/SOakman.jpg NCAA- you right.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
So I can see sweaty muscular men running around topless on American TV? Wheeeere's my green card?
NateintheNorth
Yeah, the one thing American football players got over European (and everywhere else) football players is size. And maybe not flopping.
penguin002
for size the rest of the world uses Rugby not hand-egg.
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Rob661
Which game was that? And did he have anything to do with them being banned? I;ve seen players do that before in college football.
GrandSiyaking
Whoooooooosh.
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jcalcerano
http://www.valueinvestasia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/this-doesnt-sound-right.jpg
BurtMacklinYouSOB
favorite scene of that whole show +1
DavidAndrews
http://espn.go.com/college-football/story/_/id/12605826/ezekiel-elliott-ohio-state-buckeyes-says-crop-top-jersey-rule-silly
Beepity
"Stars." Heh.
drokblock
sadly, it is true. As a former Baylor student it was a big point of frustration. also 61-58
slimstebow
Good thing you proved you should be in the playoff with your bowl win right? (RahRah)
Sassystraightfriend
And happy 61-58 to you. What class? @nerospal and I were roomies 2010-2014
drokblock
class of 2012. Both my wife and I